Is /r9k/ team flat or team big bobs

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my heart wants flat chests, but my dick wants big boobs

Cup sizes AA-B are god tier

Team >tfwnogf

I like a good C or a firm D.

I used to think I was team flat when I was a virgin but wow did playing with C's change my mind.

Small looks cuter to me.

Flat chest is best chest.

Anyone who disagrees needs to get the fuck out and back to their normie boards.

>>25647038
More like shit tier. Whats the point in even dating a girl if she has no tittys just date a man

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I don't care about size, as long as they don't sag.

>>25647021
bbqsauce?

>>25646988
32-38 E is absolute god tier. Huge but (somewhat) reasonably huge

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>>25647038

>AA-B
>God Tier

You may as well go get fucked by a man.

Both, at the same time (one big tit and one small one).
That's the patrician choice.

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b-c master race. anything smaller is a boy, anything bigger is a cow suffering from gravity

>>25646988
Both are necessary to form Nico/Maki and therefore are valid choices.
Also
>Implying that any of us could score either irl

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>>25647084

hataraku maou-sama

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i'm on team beard

>>25647189
YUS! Beards are best.

>>25646988
team flat

>>25646988
Team both is fine

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It's not how big they are, but if they look good.

That being said, smaller tend to be easier to handle and dont attract nearly as many thirstys.

Real men prefer legs anyways

Both are good. However, girls with large breasts tend to attract more attention, plus, I'm crushing on a girl right now that is nearly flat

>>25646988
>big bobs
Robert House is pretty big guy
4u

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GARGANTUAN

THE BIGGER THE BETTER

big boobs make my inner monkey (that's a euphemism for dick) go unga bunga binga bunga

I resent it. I resent the feeling of being manipulated by women, by femininity, by the sexy big-tittied model women that mass media has pushed on me my whole life. At least flat chest makes me feel like my feelings are more genuine and less constructed.

>>25647084
Devil is a part timer senpai

>>25647502
>by the sexy big-tittied model women that mass media has pushed on me my whole life.


>he doesn't know that victorian porn showed big titted women with big asses
it's literally biological.

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Flat or Titty Monster

Nothing in between, anything in between just couldn't make the final cut.

>>25647502
>mass media pushed
what? outside of porn busty women are almost non existant in media. the "hot" girl in movies is rarely over a c cup
also
>models
>big tits
models are usually lanky chestlets

>>25647957
Who's the tit monster in that? I've seen her a few times and she seems excessively arousing

>>25648028
>thin models
And notice, most of the men that go after them are into high school girl porn and shit. Models are literally made for pedophiles, it's the equivalent of 2d schoolgirl fetishes.

>>25648028

I fucking hate American movies man. They even make the naturally slim girls lose weight to become anorexic chestlets. It's disgusting. Then they make them get boob implants or whatever work done on their body. So many forced skinny women in Hollywood. At least in the European movies I watched the women were slim but in a natural, non-fake looking way. Its funny how America has very very fake expectations of men and women but the most obese people. kek. What a trap it puts on people.

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>>25647957
Is this the same girl of that anime Dagashi

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>>25648030
see
>>25648208
Dagashi Kashi is the series

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big tits are the best

chestlets should be bred out of existence to be honest with you familia

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>>25646988
If she wears less than a 32J cup she's pretty much a boy.

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I want to be stuffed inside a big boobed woman's bra.

>>25647338
Excellent taste my good sir chappington original

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team feet

>>25647479
>5st boobs

>>25647116
you think the girl on the left has B to C cups?

>>25646988
Big ol' honkers that have a nice shape.
Something like Tessa Fowler or Sophie what's her face

>>25646988
Team anything but average, either huge watermelons or sleek mosquito bites

>>25647074
Basically this
Any size is ok if they're good, you can have good tits both small and big

>>25649210
Hell yeah, team feet! Fapping to this pic

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>>25647038
I like your taste

>>25646988
Both.
There's too big of boobs though and there can never be too flat.

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>>25647479
Even though her current boulders look ridiculous, she had some really shitty looking As. Some women could use some enhancement but this is beyond the limit of reason.