how to get a job without >going to college >social skills

>>25646234
Suck dick for bus money and then walk home.

Start your own business

>>25646234

Many ways:

Join Army
Railroad School
Apprenticeship Program
Learn a trade (there are lots of antisocial welders)

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>>25646669
forgot to post amber lamps

>>25646234
Become a farmer.

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>>25646669
first option
best option

Build portfolio about thing
Find employer looking for somebody good at thing

If you don't have a college college or are not 6'0+, nobody will hire you unless they are really desperate.

>>25646669
Those all look like a lot of hard work, though. I want to work but not that hard lol

I was thinking something a long the lines of a job where I can work at home by myself

>>25646839
you left that option behind a long time ago

>>25646839
Become a medical test subject.

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I have a university degree and can't find a job, so don't feel too bad, OP

do at least one application every day

you get an interview; worst case you just fail it and you're back to square 1

you get the job, worst case you get fired and you're back to square 1

>>25646839

You'll be competing against 50 million stay at home moms if you want a job where you can work from home by yourself.

Do one of the options recommended earlier. If you are really lazy, get a unionized job. Those bitches do about 10 minutes of work every day and spend the rest of the day whining about pecking order bullshit.

>>25646669
How to learn a trade?

Does there exist an office job that requires no qualifications?

>>25648379
Sales. But you'll get paid on commission. And you'll suck at it if you lack social skills.

>>25648418
Never go into sales.
When I was a NEET and looked for jobs, the only thing I could remotely get were sales jobs. There's a reason even a NEET could get them - nobody wants them. Nobody wants to be paid on commission, nobody wants something so stressful: also, sales is Hell for a Robot, as they require quite a bit of social skills.

>>25646234
What's the age of OP?

>>25648418
Ditto. I work d2d and the attrition rate is 90%. People don't realize how strong your people skills need to be.

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>>25648462

>tfw sales is the highest paying job all over the world

>>25648462
Speak for yourself nigger I made $1000 last week, and it was my first week with a new company.

The trick is to treat sales like you would any other skill. Dedicate yourself to learning it, read books on it, and get as much feed back as possible from management (I text my manager questions and updates constantly)

>>25648545
And what? It's not a Robot job. Too much stress.

>>25648585
>Dedicate yourself to learning it

There's nothing to 'learn', it's simply being social and charismatic enough. Glorified cold-calling. Most Robots wouldn't find it either comfortable or fulfilling or even interesting. Also, even with all the charisma in the world, still difficult to sell, considering most companies already have their established network and suppliers, meaning they're unlikely to give you the light of day. And if by some miracle you manage to sell, you better deliver what you promised, or it's your ass getting fired once the company cancels the contract in the end.

There's a reason people view sales jobs with suspicion and disdain, even normalfags.

>>25646669

>railroad school

I've never heard of this. What is it?

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>>25648585
>rolelaying on /r9k/

>>25646683
The internets move fast mang.

>>25648585
Are you selling drugs for MAFIA inc.?

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Join a trade union like me desu

>>25646234
online work is really the best option in my opinion