Did Garrett seriously believe his attempt to kiss Alexa coul

dat cringe...

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>>25643995
He did a hands free fedora tip

that his so hilarious. yes, he truly believed it with all his heart because that's what he saw in the movies.

Imagine being Alexa in that studio and having to be all like "damn, Garrett, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fedora and horrific skellington body. I would totally be your gf, both my character and the real me." When all she really wants to do is fuck another Chad in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Alexa and not only sit in that chair while Garrett flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the fedora barely concealing his autism and euphoria, and just sit there, minute after minute, while he perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's TOTALLY GOT IT and DAMN, GARRETT LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his wimpy fucking faggot face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of alphas and BBCs for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in the midwest. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his pimpled face as he sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "gentlemanesque (for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then Shari's Berries call for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Alexa. You're not going to lose your future dance career over this. Just bear it. Smile and bear it.

>>25644143
HAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNY MAN; GODDAMN THATS GOOD!

>>25644546
Truly, her life was suffering.

Anyone got more intel about the guy?

https://www.instagram.com/no__gravity__/

Is he still a robot?

lel, this is like /r9k/.

Ugly and autistic fedora lord spaghettis all over someone 10 times higher in the hierarchy than him.

"WHAT A WHORE! WORTHLESS ROASTIE JUST BREAKING HIS HEART WITHOUT GIVING A SHIT! HE DESERVES A GIRLFRIEND LIKE HER. TAKE THE REDPILL. SHE'S INFERIOR TO SUCH A GOOD BOY!"

>>25644546

relax, man.

>>25644147
with jews, you always lose

>>25644546
Brilliant. I give this post the clap.

>>25644614
/r9k/ found him a few months ago
He is Chad now with friends and christian gf.
Not even kidding

>>25644731
Doesn't matter. That moment will follow him forever. I can't believe he hasn't killed himself

We probably all have been in a similar situatio otherwise we wouldn't be here desu.

>>25644546
This pasta never fails.

>>25644731
Christian gf means she doesn't put out he's not chad

>>25644731
>having a girlfriend makes you Chad

Stop with that shit.

>>25644761
>I can't believe he hasn't killed himself

most people feel badly for him.Even the normiest of normiest can see he was manipulated by the very people who should have given him some guidance.

>>25644761
>>25644813
>implying
maybe he is laughing it off with friends as a joke now
>lol guys, remember that thing I did? Yeah that was pretty funny, lol

>>25644813
I don't care if he was 'manipulated'. He must have lacked all self-awareness to think that grotesque epileptic seizure would ever be anything but cringe-inducing. Maybe he lacks the self-awareness to be properly embarrassed at that horrific display of autismal self-delusion

>>25644813
It was probably his mom who had the idea of the dance
obviously she didn't know her sons crush was a 10

>>25644884
no he's just autistic

no not meme autistic

i mean actual autism

>>25644884
Everyone did retarded/embarrassing stuff when they were 13.

>>25644923
>10
lmao, how you seen her body? She has hideous cancer scars and has manly shoulders.

>>25643995
> the way they avoid eye contact with one another before and after they hug

>>25644731
Can someone by any chance find him again or that thread in the archives?

At least he had balls to try

>>25644971
not THAT embarrassing

>>25644546
Glorious pasta. Spaghetti/10

>>25645037
I think he just lacked the social awareness that'd stop him from that cringetastrophe.

>"I like to play sports."
>Proceeds to kick soccer ball about as far away from the goal as humanely possible.

>>25644614
>LRHS

What state? That might be where my little brother goes to HS

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>>25644546
kek'd totally original comment

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99Ik6v5MgZo

ITS YOUR LIFE
TAKE A CHANCE

It still shocks me that someone would actually think this would work. Like doing some autistic dance and publicly embarrassing the girl is going to make her fall in love with you?

Are some people really this socially-oblivious?

>>25645163
Oh well, he's turbo chad now. Apparently he tried to kill himself though because of the bullying at school

>>25645073
>13
>expecting social awareness
there's nothing to discuss here. these weekly/daily threads are fucking retarded because we all see that he turned out to be a completely normal dude. the only "cringe" here is the adults that let this happen.

>>25645159
ugly ppl

when will they learn amirite

>>25645163
>publicly embarrassing the girl
BOOHOO FUCKING STACIE HAD A PTSD FROM BETAKEK JUMPING AROUND

The bitch deserved worse

>>25644811
He's not Chad, but he is a normie. Which is better than what the majority of this board can say.

>>25645159
holy autism batmanium

>>25645206
source?

orignal cuckment

>>25645206
>Oh well, he's turbo chad now.

Link/source?

>>25643995
0:06 GOD THIS MAKES ME MAD LOOK WHERE THE BALL GOES HE CANT EVEN KICK A FUCKING BALL

>>25645240
>The bitch deserved worse
Why?

Because she rejected him?

You seem to be mad...does this hit close to him for you or something?

>>25645222
Well, Alexa was redfaced because of the embarrassment. Surely 13 year old males could anticipate that. Also, Garret is dead you dumbass. He killed himself.

>>25645163
I sent a girl a poem from LotR through a text when I was 13, then I tried to go for her best friend in a similarly autistic fashion. Teenagers are dumb, shit happens, I'm a normo today.

>>25645293
Again, he's not Chad. He's just a normal guy with a gf. He just didn't turn into a basement-dweller, which some people consider "Chad" on here.

>>25645005
The archive is gone.

>>25645332
you're browsing the autistic woman-hating 'redpill' board of ressentiment on 4chan. You're not normal

https://youtu.be/BJRdBX7m5v4?t=1m32s
>"Stacy said it was just for listening"
>Stacy
He never had a chance

>>25643995

THESE SEVENS ARE FOR YOU ALEXA

>>25645377
>you're browsing the autistic woman-hating 'redpill' board of ressentiment on 4chan.

Spoiler: This board (as has been confirmed time and time again by anonymous polls) is 95% normals trolling the 5% of legitimately autistic fucktards like you.

Don't believe everything you read on the internet, kiddo.

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>>25645377
I was actually here before all that, it's just too late to leave now.

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>>25645159
i just cannot fucking do it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhuXxkfr3PE

>mfw

>>25645377
EPIKK

UPBOATED XD

THE MISOGONY MUST END

I AM WOMANNN HEAR ME RAWR :)

>>25645412
>i never saw it coming
>who is this creepy fuck i have never seen before
ftfy alexa

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him now

>>25645434
No one who browses 4chan in general is normal.

>>25645506
EPIKK

UPBOATED XD

WE HATE WOMINZ!!!

I AM A PROUD ANTI-WOMEN MALE OF ROBOTIC TOGETHERNESS WITH PEPE FROG AND FEEL MAN XDD

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!!!

>>25645577
Anyone have a picture of him with his gf?

How much of a fucking cuck do you have to be, though?

>>25645579
>No one who browses 4chan in general is normal.

Thats the cutest thing I've ever read

>>25645579
>No one who browses 4chan in general is normal.

Dude, my sixteen year old sister spouts pepe and wojak memes and she's the most normal person I know.

You have no idea how mainstream this website is. I bet you think that youtube is some sort of underground video-swapping club and piratebay is an elite hacking darknet portal, don't you?

>>25645159
Jesus.

But he actually looks decent.. Im definately uglier than him.

>>25645611 he doesnt have one

>>25645683
>spouting 4chan memes in real life

She's an autist then. I bet you she's not popular

>>25645639
It's like he's trying to reassure himself or something.

>>25645703
You never leave your home, do you?

>>25645729
Pepe has been stolen by tumblr, you know.

All teenagers pretty much know about him

are there any exclusive robots left?

i never crossboard, i never browse other sites for any significant legth of time

>>25645159
Fucking hell, that should be a minor fellony

>>25645159
Meh. Really not that cringe-worthy.

It aint Skippy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xopAwVYlivw

>>25645729
I've been attending school for the past 20 years (high school, college, uni, grad-school) and I've never heard anyone use a 4chan meme in real life or anyone talk about this place.

Then again, I'm not a disgusting, fat, uncultured piece of American trash.

"did you see the pedo pictures posted yesterday b4 he got banned?? XDD feel frog is so funneh!!"

If that's reality then your shit country ought to be nuked

>>25645703
>She's an autist then. I bet you she's not popular

Lol what is with faggots like you that think you can tell me what is happening in my life?

You know NOTHING about my life, and I know EVERYTHING. What makes you think I'm going to sit here and go "Oh shit! Anon is totally correct and I am totally wrong! I'd better be really upset and stop replying now!!" ?

>>25645814
If a girl browses 4chan then in 99 cases out of 100 she's ugly and/or fat.

Prove me wrong.

>>25645683
>you have no idea how mainstream this site is

Fucking this.

>>25645862

Nah, go fuck yourself.

Oh wait, you were already planning to do that.

Carry on, I guess. Haha.

>>25644761
Why would he kill himself? Most normal people don't really care. They laugh a few times and move on

>>25645905
>normal people
>this autismo fuckwid
k den

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>website has hundreds of millions of visitors from all over the world every day
>constantly mentioned on the news and on other websites
>the source of literally half the internet's memes
>"this is my secret club for losers only! no girls allowed! ree normos out"

>>25645802
American here.

I've never heard anyone use 4chan memes in real life. It still has a bad social stigma due to the shit /b/ did back in the day.

>>25645798
you ready for this?
i....don't know

kekekekek

There should be classes on how not to date, and this should be the orientation video holy shit. Boats...really?

>>25645934

Shhh, if you keep talking like that, the robots might realize we're only here to laugh at them.

What are we supposed to do once our source of amusement wises up and leaves?

>>25645691
He does, but if it helps you sleep on night that he doesn't, who am I to stop you?

>>25645894
You're taking this whole thing way too seriously.

>>25645963
Exactlty, Anon! Bravo to you.

>>25645943
Thanks. That other guy made it sound like everyone browses fucking 4chan gore threads and laugh at Pepe the frog shitting and pissing on the feel man Wojack

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>>25645159
>C'MON

Originalllllllllllllll

>>25645963
lmao this desu senpai

i'm a completely normal guy with friends, job and gf yet make most of the posts and top threads on here
now you know

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Let's see what AIex is up to

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>>25646030
She has a bf

robotblox

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>>25646061
Grils can be so cruel

>>25646030
You guys surely realize the commercial was staged, right? Both of them planned every step of the melodrama in detail got paid serious money to embarrass themseleves a bit.

You're more autistic than him if you thought he participated in this unironically.

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>>25646094
lce coId

>>25646094
>she's piggy
damn okay, bitch

>a horde of immature manchildren make fun of a performance given by a child FOR SHERI'S BERRIES almost 10 years ago

>>25646094
wonder what her butthole smells like to be desu

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>>25646113
It's a shame Garrett lost it and took his katana to her stomach

>>25646121
go to bed Garret

>>25646142
>le let's laugh at cancer victims meme

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>>25646142
He tried to force seppeku on her

>>25645222
Fuck off, people are aware when they're 13. I would never pull that shit when I was that age.

https://www.instagram.com/_alexablair/
spam her with garret comments

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>>25646173
She finally found her Chad. The Stacy circle is complete.

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>>25644546
I'm fuckin dead rite now dude

>>25646206
>I would never pull that shit when I was that age.

It's too bad we don't have a time machine so we can go back and see what cringey bullshit you actually did back then.

>>25646106
Hello Garrett, how are you doing today?

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>>25646227
She's a got new bf now.

>look honey a manlet!

>>25646094
>>25646061

>not posting her bikini pic

I don't have it but someone posted a pic and her stomach is fucked up with a huge scar, it's ugly af.

>>25645798
this was really difficult to watch

>>25646240
I'm not that guy, but there's a huge difference between the normal cringy stuff 13 years olds do versus something like this. I've never seen anyone do something like this when I was 13/14 years old.

>>25646294
its already been posted faggot

>>25646172
lmfao she literally had cancer?

ahahahaha i feel better about garrett now

go get upset about mean jokes on tumblr until your period is over, roastie

>>25644731
another proof whites can't be robots

>>25646334
Wow, 9/10 edge.

Try a little harder and you may be able to hit 10/10.

>>25646431
Not as edgy as Garett's katana.

>>25646431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf_DkwdPfbk

>>25646260
holy shit how many fucking bfs did she have now? fuggen slud :DD

>>25646106
one of her buddies brought up a video on Alexa's twitter and they both laughed at Garrett. Doesn't look like a fake to me, senpai.

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hahaha i know right what a faggot

>>25645765
This is not something to be proud of

>>25646655
this epitomizes women

if you're not chad, anything you do is just for them to laugh at

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>>25646655
desu this is what everyone would say

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>>25646260
TOP FUCKING KEK GARRET KEKED

>>25646094
>>25646655
Why is she so mean?

>>25646061
That's one ugly chad

>>25646655
>>25646689

I wouldn't be sad if something happened to them :)

>>25644977
No anon, we haven't seen the nudes of this 13 year old girl, shame on us.

>>25646655
I want MOAAAAR. How do I search on twitter specific dates?

i think shes fifteen

>>25646240
>>25646309
Exactly what this second anon said. This is like next level embarrassing, but of course we all ran around pretending to be ninjas when we were 13. The smart ones just didn't fucking do it in front of a bunch of girls.

>>25646760

Because they are beneath her, or at least she sees them as beneath her

Why should she respect them?
>>25646689

>>25645703
nah those are nigger twitter memes now, they're as normie as you can get

>>25646689
>it epitomizes women to laugh at moronic autists who make complete asses of themselves in front of a group of people which is also recorded and used in a national-wide campaign about "making her day" when it's painfully obvious that everyone was creeped the fuck out by the fedoric piece of acne-ridden beta male

Everyone should laugh and point fingers at this ugly loser

lolz

hahahaha lol what a loser

>>25646655
Oh my God that faggot is probably on suicide watch

>>25646967
>loser virgin autist loser fedora acne beta loser creep creepy loser beta

Haha am I right sister? Lol x

>>25646861

https://twitter.com/search-advanced?lang=en

>>25646655
lmao garrett really is such a piece of shit

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Would you suck Alexa's feet? Be honest.

>>25645412
yeah she completely dodged the whole point of the dance in that interview. no one is that stupid to not realize "oh he did all this stuff because he likes me". no. She said "oh it was such a nice surprise and it lifted my spirits!"

jesus christ.

>>25647092
ayyyy whatever happened to her stomach is spreading to her feet

burn this bitch before she turns into deadpool

>>25647107
What else are you supposed to do when you're 13 year old fucking alexa and this fedora lord tries to make you his gf?

>>25647092
>>25647147

just a side effect of being a "dancer" :) absolute shit tier feet because of it

>>25647092
Those are some shitty feer.

>>25647107
They probably wouldn't have included: "yeah, so this pathetic piss-stained dweeb was really into me and expressed it in this socially awkward way which embarrassed me in front of my friends. I now have to hide my bike when I show up to practice because I'm scared that Garrett will creep up out from behind a dumpster and start sniffing my bike seat, or, alternatively skin me alive."

>>25644804
False anon a lot of used up whores end up in Christianity because they thinks it wipes their slate clean of the 60 dudes they fucked before they turned 20. I had an old roommate who met what he thought was an innocent country Christian girl at his church. They dated for awhile and it turned out she was a drug addict who had fucked over 50 dudes. Now this was in 2012-2013 B.C. ( before cucks) she ended up getting pissed and "accidentley" butt dialing him while she was fucking a nigger while she was still dating him. You could hear the nog saying "damn girl bring that big white booty over here" followed by slapping sounds. At least he broke up with her after that but fuck man, it totally ruined the whole "just find a nice pure Christian girl" meme for me.

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Someone posted a link to this thread on her instagram.

She's probably reading right now. What would you like to say to her?

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MUH FUCKEN DICK TBHFAM

>>25647092
I think her bruised feet are cute, desu

>>25647224
>garrett looks different than i remembered
holy shit i'm dying

>>25647224
I want to know, on a scale from 1-100 how repulsed she was with the spectacle that Garrett conjured up

>>25647231
Why does she look so much like a baboon in the face?

>>25647224
hey whats up good looking

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i sent her the link follow me

>>25647224
>Alexa, would you like dance on my balls please for a few minutes if I'll pay you your dancing studies and whatever for the next 5 years?

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>>25645412
>that was so NICE
>that was the CUTEST thing I've ever seen
>that was so SWEET
>random act of KINDNESS
you cannot get more btfo than this

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I think I love her.

>>25646260
they both look incredibly unremarkable
not that the previous autist was any better

>>25647224
I doubt she'd trust the link or even bother following it up

>>25646836
kek


fdsjg

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>>25645159
I've cringed and I can't uncringe. That was the worst thing I've seen in a while.

>>25646836
>not attracted to 13 year olds
>>>reddit

>>25645894
Dude sikk burn Lmao XDDDDDDD

>>25647392
>implying
it's the forbidden fruit anon, that shit's dangerous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW4bzrEzJPI

>>25645798
I made it to 1:30. I can't go any further.

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>>25645159
I'd rather kill myself than being this guy holy fuck

>>25647459
Hot. Please do go ballin' on me darling.

>>25647224
Can you delete comments made on your profile on instagram? Also, do you need to download the app to be able to make an account?

>>25647589
Yes, you can delete comments made on your profile on instagram.

No. You do not need to download the app.

Someone post her disgusting shark attack stomach

>>25647459
>dances
>acts
>models
>probably sucks a mean dick
Garrett never stood a fucking chance.

But desu, this is the kind of overly hard working girl who gets stressed and burned out young and ends up taking drugs to relax herself, which then ultimately leads to her sucking dick for coke.

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>>25645798
This one was difficult to watch

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>>25645798
holyshitskippywhatareyoudoing

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>>25647231
Back that up girl

>>25646967
He showed real balls to do so you know? And if he would look atleast 7/10 she would fall for him and everybody would talk how cute is he and what a great surprise he made for her. But if u look 6/10 and lower anything u do will be laughrd. So go jump out of the window.

>>25647224
Get second cancer, you deserve it.

>>25646655
holy shit this is painful to look at

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DO YOU EVER JUST

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Hahahah , WOW you guys were all just trolled by Garrett. You really don't think this was all just staged? LOL. Garrett probably didn't even like that monkey looking girl and had couple of side ladies off the set. I guaranteed he is laughing at all you right now for getting trolled so easily

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/get-garret-and-alexia-back-together

>>25648285

Hey Garrett

>>25647224
>Garret is really looking sharp

my sides

>>25646388
>A couple examples of guys of a certain race have gf and friends
>This entire race can't be robots.

That's how stupid you sound.

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How can robots compete?

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leaving it up for 20 minutes for people to save

>>25648461
http://imgur.com/WZbpiFM

LISTEN ME AND GARRETT ARE GOOD FRIENDS. STOP POSTING MESSAGES AND MEAN/FALSE INFORMATION ABOUT MY LIFE. I HAVE NEVER MET ANY OF YOU

>>25648639
>someone will believe this

>>25648285
Take it easy Garrett, we're on your side

yeah we all blame alexia ok

>>25648639
Post picture with time stamp.

What's her instagram? I want to make a Garret account and rant at her

>>25648639
post timestamp, the we'll stop doing that

i dont think she knows what that is

>>25648639
don't believe this

>>25648748
it's written here >>25648486

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>>25643995

Laughed hard at this when I first saw it.

>>25648916
lol. Anyone got links to Garret's shit?

>>25648486
https://www.instagram.com/no__gravity__/

pshshs

>>25649014
>https://www.instagram.com/no__gravity__/

But it's locked.

Please leave more messages on Alexa's page if can't get in.

LMAO
M
A
O

LOOK GUISE ITS AN UGLY AUTISMO WHO THINKS HE HAS A CHANCE OF DATING A GOOD LOOKING GIRL
SO
F
U
N
N
Y OMG HOW CAN ONE B SO DUMB XDDDD

PROBABLY AUTISTIC OR SMTH LMAOOOOO

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>>25646655
absolutely keked
Garret on suicide watch

What happened to her tum tum?

>>25648405
would be more fun if someone added a fake conversation there between alexa and garrett "the hands-free tipper"

>>25649259
>>25646142
That was the last time someone was mean to Garret

>>25649298
>>25649298
Garrett would never do such a horrible thing. He's a good boy.

>>25649350
It was symbolic: he was attacking the chocolate berries she previously ate.

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this is how it should be

It's all fake you idiots, it's a chocolate covered berry commercial.

>>25649259
God decided she had life too good and gave her cancer

In her teens and already had cancer. How long does she have left?

>>25645243
"Normie" is a smear word about on par with calling someone a no life loser when they beat you in a video game. It has basically become nothing more than a way to shut down debate (i.e someone tries to post ways they have dealt with their depression and managed to snag a gf, you tell them they never were a robot but some form of normie and absolve yourself of the responsibility to improve your own situation).

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>>25647224
These doubles are for you Alexa

>>25644546
10/10, this pasta is fucking perfect.

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>>25645798
>this video is not available in your country
I guess I really dogded a bullet there, thanks a lot Merkel.

>>25647231
I can do that and I'm a guy

>>25646061
EGGMAN?
This is Orignall me amiego

what is garret's normiebook/twitter/instagram?

>>25650182
Read the thread retardo

>>25650182
Someone posted his insta here, >>25649037
but it is private

>>25646061
He looks like Miles Teller

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4230107/
lmao, she's famous

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>>25646061
gud dingit eggman

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>>25646094
dont offend my cunnyfu

>>25650406
How old is she now?

Original comment

>>25643995
the best thing about that video is that horrific attempt at kicking the football 0:05

>>25644638
>lel, this is like /r9k/.
What? This is /r9k/.

lmao america is a shithole, you need another vietnam

>>25643995
People only consider this cringe because some dorky looking white kid doing a bboy dance. If it was some black guy grinding on her or someone playing a guitar no one would have batted an eye.

>>25650449
Yeah I guess they were trying to make him seem like he has personality and less boring so tuey thre in:

>HE LIKES SPORTZZ ;)

>>25650596
because blacks aren't traditionally ugly or awkward or bumbling fools, neither is there a stereotypical identifier for black teenage losers (with whites it's a fedora, acne and neckbeard)

>>25644546
TOP TOP KEK 10/10

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>>25644761
It must be hell for you kids growing up. When I was a kid nobody had cellphones. Some people had car phones, but they were satellite because we didn't have cellular towers in my city (Kalamazoo). Certainly nobody carried a video camera around. Even if they did, we has BBSs, nobody had Internet access in their private home until like '94. When I think back on all the cringey shit I did as a kid / teenager, I feel so fortunate that I'm not a fucking millennial.

>the attached image represents my face, when I see millennials making utter assess of themselves when literally every ten year old has a fucking HD video camera and a Youtube account in his pocket. I Shiggy to the motherfucking Diggy.

>>25650622

Black skin is inherently ugly and gross, deal with it. Its why they were enslaved, as their skin was obviously that of an animal less than human.

>>25645933
He's right, he'll be the butt of some jokes with his friends, but he's already moved on. Besides, just because he was an autismo fuckwid back then doesn't mean he needs to be one forever, like you.

>>25645334
Gtfo normie bastard

>>25648639
timestamp faggot

fucktherobotmycommentisoriginal

>>25645933

He was 13 you autistic fucktard.

He's like 35 now, there's no way he's the same person.

>>25646061
He looks like a young Matthew Perry.

>>25650596
Skin colour doesn't matter. It's entirely because he's autistic

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>>25645798
What did he do wrong? This guy needs to come back with a fucking warship to teach that dumb bitch a lesson. FUCKING SLUT

>>25643995
>that turn of her face
Never saw this before.

>>25645159
>it's your life take a chance
Speechless.

>>25646655
Oh god. This is too much

>>25647351
Normies are clicking on stupid shit all the time.

So where is Garret now?

Why do we know so much about Alexa but not Garret?

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>>25654000
He's a chad now

Look at him with his gf

>>25645703
my 14 year old cousin told me about epic peep meme

>>25654337
are you sure it's his gf and not this carmen woman that seems to think of him "like a brother"?

Um, hello?

>>25654852
GARRETT IS OUR ONE AND ONLY GOD

>>25654337
thats his sister,and what the fuck you nigger ass shit fuckin 4chan is this original enough

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>tfw I started the garret meme
>tfw over half the pictures posted here are my OC

Feels goodman.

>>25645798
>when the flowers come out.

I felt that one, like actually physically felt it in the chest.

>the relation ship

Damn, a double whammy. Fuck.

I legitimately feel sorry for the girl. And also for the guy because his autism is too strong.

Garrett made her famous. She's not going to date him, but she probably likes that his beta orbiting launched her even higher.

>>25654337
>you are more of a brother to me than my actual brother is

FRIENDZONED LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

This IS a pretty dick move on the producers part.. they're just shoving this kid down this girl's throat. there's no way she can escape the situation without looking like a complete bitch

Not even a disfigured blonde girl is good enough for garrett.

>>25655904
yeah I mean all they really care was advertising their company. They treated this fedora beta like a tool and made him a MEME

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>>25645412
>Random act of kindness

It's over, Gerret. Just give up.

I have to keep pausing, this is too fucking cringe worthy. I've seen the webm before but the video is even worse.

>Some beta doctor spent time and resources to save this whore
Should have let her die to cancer tbqhfamilia

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>>25645412
>Random act of kindness
Clever girl

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>>25644731
I'm following him and it's totally true. Looks normie and quite happy now.

>>25645412

The jews running this dance school should be dead. I hope ISIS picks them as their next target.

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>>25645159
ugly people should not kissu senpai

>>25647224
Look at that fucking shady ass Chad over in the back, those two are probably going to fucking double team her after this pic. Fuck this gay Earth

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>>25646029
FUCKIGN NORMIES LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>25648405

God imagine fucking that prime teen pussy. I jacked off 5 times today and it looks like number six is coming up, thanks a lot OP. My cock has enough bruises without you adding to them.

>>25646431
>>25646172

>>>reddit is that way friend-o

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>>25645159
>take a chance

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Garret and his qt gf

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>>25644546
Welp, this pasta never gets stale.

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>>25656832
Softcore porn when?
>>25647344
>>25647231

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real garett

>>25657109
>dat a$$

welp lads the time has come for to fondle muh jimmies

Fuck, more fun I've had here in a while

>>25657109
>colored tattoos

Kill yourself tbqh familia

>>25656959
so fucking high test

>>25644638
you do realize 90% of the people in this thread are making fun of garret, right?

>>25655361
no, faggot. The person who started it was the people who made the video. Take your false sense of accomplishment and shove it up your ass you lying little bitch.

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>yfw she will be a feature in a Blacked.com video in the near future
My dick isn't ready for it lads.

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>>25645159
>It's your life, take a chance
LIFE ISN'T A ROMANTIC COMEDY MAN

>>25645798
>CLASSIC

I do not comprehend why, but I'm cracking up so much at that word that it's hard to type.

>>25651154
>Being at least 30 years old.
>On /r9k/.

Where did things go wrong?

anyone got a pic of her ass?maybe even in yoga pants please, muh dick

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ROACH

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How many bfs does this bitch have?

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Theres a new guy every week.
Is that why her abdomen was ripped open? Too many dicks?

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nom nom nom nom cum

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>>25645798
the fucking boats

>>25645802
I have a few friends who talk about Pepe and other dank memes irl. Its embarrassing when they do it in public,

>>25646260
dude that guy kinda looks like me
only taller
fug

>>25647344
out of context this image would look so silly

>>25659949
>>25659983
>>25660024
>takes pic with a guy
>it's her boyfriend

>>25645486
ok there buddy you may want to tone it down a notch there buddy

>>25648198
oh no that smug chad is grabbing the ass

>>25646094
All teenage girls are cruel.

>>25649350
for you
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.yep

>>25655635
underrated post

this incident happens to guys every single day. a whore uses a guy for his talent. the guy is usually not attractive or cool, so the girl is not *really* interested. but he's different or quirky or original enough for her to parasite on without giving anything back.

i don't blame alexa. she was just a dumbass tween or whatever. i blame her parents/guardians. at least garrett was actively doing something to show that he's interested and cares. that's admirable. even if the public aspect is cringe and awkward. but some fucking adults told alexa to just sit there like a conniving cunt and use garrett's ability to promote her own bullshit.

i'd probably literally murder my parents if they let me do that shit. a fucking teenager doesn't consider concepts like being in the public eye. but my issue isn't that it was public. it was the blatant using. everyone around garrett came from a shitty gross attention-whoring place. while he was being genuine. it's really fucking sad. shitty high school-ass, reality tv adults make me extremely angry.

>>25657109
Gary Oldman?

>>25644546
Damn, dude. I'm saving this pasta for later.

>>25643995
I've been watching this video in bits and pieces since this morning. I still haven't been able to get through it. May god have mercy on my soul.

>>25658022
probably a fitizen

>>25656959
dude shes hotter then alexa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl-mAL0VzDc

Skippy has dated 200 girls at the age of 24, why haven't you?

>tfw 23 and only have kissed one girl
She also sucked my cock. So I guess that's something at least?

>>25661667
>>25645798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ravxQo2OIws

>he dies his body hair to make hearts

>>25661764
>>25661667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sesrxg5fd1k

>29 year old girl virgin. Has tattoos and a lip piercing.
No ways she's a virgin. Has to be on the show just for publicity.
At the VERY least, she had to have done anal before.

>>25656959
>he's not a virgin
>garrett is more normie than you

>>25645163
it happens in movies and thats really the only experience autists have to go off of

She's not even cute, what a pushover settling for such a dull Stacyesque.