Did Garrett seriously believe his attempt to kiss Alexa could be successful?
Imagine being Alexa in that studio and having to be all like "damn, Garrett, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fedora and horrific skellington body. I would totally be your gf, both my character and the real me." When all she really wants to do is fuck another Chad in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Alexa and not only sit in that chair while Garrett flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the fedora barely concealing his autism and euphoria, and just sit there, minute after minute, while he perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's TOTALLY GOT IT and DAMN, GARRETT LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his wimpy fucking faggot face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of alphas and BBCs for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in the midwest. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his pimpled face as he sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "gentlemanesque (for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then Shari's Berries call for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Alexa. You're not going to lose your future dance career over this. Just bear it. Smile and bear it.
lel, this is like /r9k/.
Ugly and autistic fedora lord spaghettis all over someone 10 times higher in the hierarchy than him.
"WHAT A WHORE! WORTHLESS ROASTIE JUST BREAKING HIS HEART WITHOUT GIVING A SHIT! HE DESERVES A GIRLFRIEND LIKE HER. TAKE THE REDPILL. SHE'S INFERIOR TO SUCH A GOOD BOY!"
>I can't believe he hasn't killed himself
most people feel badly for him.Even the normiest of normiest can see he was manipulated by the very people who should have given him some guidance.
I don't care if he was 'manipulated'. He must have lacked all self-awareness to think that grotesque epileptic seizure would ever be anything but cringe-inducing. Maybe he lacks the self-awareness to be properly embarrassed at that horrific display of autismal self-delusion
ITS YOUR LIFE
TAKE A CHANCE
It still shocks me that someone would actually think this would work. Like doing some autistic dance and publicly embarrassing the girl is going to make her fall in love with you?
Are some people really this socially-oblivious?
>expecting social awareness
there's nothing to discuss here. these weekly/daily threads are fucking retarded because we all see that he turned out to be a completely normal dude. the only "cringe" here is the adults that let this happen.
I sent a girl a poem from LotR through a text when I was 13, then I tried to go for her best friend in a similarly autistic fashion. Teenagers are dumb, shit happens, I'm a normo today.
>you're browsing the autistic woman-hating 'redpill' board of ressentiment on 4chan.
Spoiler: This board (as has been confirmed time and time again by anonymous polls) is 95% normals trolling the 5% of legitimately autistic fucktards like you.
Don't believe everything you read on the internet, kiddo.
I was actually here before all that, it's just too late to leave now.
i just cannot fucking do it
No one who browses 4chan in general is normal.
WE HATE WOMINZ!!!
I AM A PROUD ANTI-WOMEN MALE OF ROBOTIC TOGETHERNESS WITH PEPE FROG AND FEEL MAN XDD
NO GIRLS ALLOWED!!!
>No one who browses 4chan in general is normal.
Dude, my sixteen year old sister spouts pepe and wojak memes and she's the most normal person I know.
You have no idea how mainstream this website is. I bet you think that youtube is some sort of underground video-swapping club and piratebay is an elite hacking darknet portal, don't you?
I've been attending school for the past 20 years (high school, college, uni, grad-school) and I've never heard anyone use a 4chan meme in real life or anyone talk about this place.
Then again, I'm not a disgusting, fat, uncultured piece of American trash.
"did you see the pedo pictures posted yesterday b4 he got banned?? XDD feel frog is so funneh!!"
If that's reality then your shit country ought to be nuked
>She's an autist then. I bet you she's not popular
Lol what is with faggots like you that think you can tell me what is happening in my life?
You know NOTHING about my life, and I know EVERYTHING. What makes you think I'm going to sit here and go "Oh shit! Anon is totally correct and I am totally wrong! I'd better be really upset and stop replying now!!" ?
>website has hundreds of millions of visitors from all over the world every day
>constantly mentioned on the news and on other websites
>the source of literally half the internet's memes
>"this is my secret club for losers only! no girls allowed! ree normos out"
You guys surely realize the commercial was staged, right? Both of them planned every step of the melodrama in detail got paid serious money to embarrass themseleves a bit.
You're more autistic than him if you thought he participated in this unironically.
It's a shame Garrett lost it and took his katana to her stomach
She finally found her Chad. The Stacy circle is complete.
I'm not that guy, but there's a huge difference between the normal cringy stuff 13 years olds do versus something like this. I've never seen anyone do something like this when I was 13/14 years old.
Exactly what this second anon said. This is like next level embarrassing, but of course we all ran around pretending to be ninjas when we were 13. The smart ones just didn't fucking do it in front of a bunch of girls.
>it epitomizes women to laugh at moronic autists who make complete asses of themselves in front of a group of people which is also recorded and used in a national-wide campaign about "making her day" when it's painfully obvious that everyone was creeped the fuck out by the fedoric piece of acne-ridden beta male
Everyone should laugh and point fingers at this ugly loser
yeah she completely dodged the whole point of the dance in that interview. no one is that stupid to not realize "oh he did all this stuff because he likes me". no. She said "oh it was such a nice surprise and it lifted my spirits!"
They probably wouldn't have included: "yeah, so this pathetic piss-stained dweeb was really into me and expressed it in this socially awkward way which embarrassed me in front of my friends. I now have to hide my bike when I show up to practice because I'm scared that Garrett will creep up out from behind a dumpster and start sniffing my bike seat, or, alternatively skin me alive."
False anon a lot of used up whores end up in Christianity because they thinks it wipes their slate clean of the 60 dudes they fucked before they turned 20. I had an old roommate who met what he thought was an innocent country Christian girl at his church. They dated for awhile and it turned out she was a drug addict who had fucked over 50 dudes. Now this was in 2012-2013 B.C. ( before cucks) she ended up getting pissed and "accidentley" butt dialing him while she was fucking a nigger while she was still dating him. You could hear the nog saying "damn girl bring that big white booty over here" followed by slapping sounds. At least he broke up with her after that but fuck man, it totally ruined the whole "just find a nice pure Christian girl" meme for me.
Someone posted a link to this thread on her instagram.
She's probably reading right now. What would you like to say to her?
>that was so NICE
>that was the CUTEST thing I've ever seen
>that was so SWEET
>random act of KINDNESS
you cannot get more btfo than this
I've cringed and I can't uncringe. That was the worst thing I've seen in a while.
I'd rather kill myself than being this guy holy fuck
>probably sucks a mean dick
Garrett never stood a fucking chance.
But desu, this is the kind of overly hard working girl who gets stressed and burned out young and ends up taking drugs to relax herself, which then ultimately leads to her sucking dick for coke.
He showed real balls to do so you know? And if he would look atleast 7/10 she would fall for him and everybody would talk how cute is he and what a great surprise he made for her. But if u look 6/10 and lower anything u do will be laughrd. So go jump out of the window.
Hahahah , WOW you guys were all just trolled by Garrett. You really don't think this was all just staged? LOL. Garrett probably didn't even like that monkey looking girl and had couple of side ladies off the set. I guaranteed he is laughing at all you right now for getting trolled so easily
Garret on suicide watch
"Normie" is a smear word about on par with calling someone a no life loser when they beat you in a video game. It has basically become nothing more than a way to shut down debate (i.e someone tries to post ways they have dealt with their depression and managed to snag a gf, you tell them they never were a robot but some form of normie and absolve yourself of the responsibility to improve your own situation).
>this video is not available in your country
I guess I really dogded a bullet there, thanks a lot Merkel.
dont offend my cunnyfu
People only consider this cringe because some dorky looking white kid doing a bboy dance. If it was some black guy grinding on her or someone playing a guitar no one would have batted an eye.
because blacks aren't traditionally ugly or awkward or bumbling fools, neither is there a stereotypical identifier for black teenage losers (with whites it's a fedora, acne and neckbeard)
It must be hell for you kids growing up. When I was a kid nobody had cellphones. Some people had car phones, but they were satellite because we didn't have cellular towers in my city (Kalamazoo). Certainly nobody carried a video camera around. Even if they did, we has BBSs, nobody had Internet access in their private home until like '94. When I think back on all the cringey shit I did as a kid / teenager, I feel so fortunate that I'm not a fucking millennial.
>the attached image represents my face, when I see millennials making utter assess of themselves when literally every ten year old has a fucking HD video camera and a Youtube account in his pocket. I Shiggy to the motherfucking Diggy.
He's right, he'll be the butt of some jokes with his friends, but he's already moved on. Besides, just because he was an autismo fuckwid back then doesn't mean he needs to be one forever, like you.
What did he do wrong? This guy needs to come back with a fucking warship to teach that dumb bitch a lesson. FUCKING SLUT
He's a chad now
Look at him with his gf
>tfw I started the garret meme
>tfw over half the pictures posted here are my OC
>when the flowers come out.
I felt that one, like actually physically felt it in the chest.
>the relation ship
Damn, a double whammy. Fuck.
I legitimately feel sorry for the girl. And also for the guy because his autism is too strong.
>Random act of kindness
It's over, Gerret. Just give up.
I'm following him and it's totally true. Looks normie and quite happy now.
God imagine fucking that prime teen pussy. I jacked off 5 times today and it looks like number six is coming up, thanks a lot OP. My cock has enough bruises without you adding to them.
>yfw she will be a feature in a Blacked.com video in the near future
My dick isn't ready for it lads.
>It's your life, take a chance
LIFE ISN'T A ROMANTIC COMEDY MAN
Theres a new guy every week.
Is that why her abdomen was ripped open? Too many dicks?
this incident happens to guys every single day. a whore uses a guy for his talent. the guy is usually not attractive or cool, so the girl is not *really* interested. but he's different or quirky or original enough for her to parasite on without giving anything back.
i don't blame alexa. she was just a dumbass tween or whatever. i blame her parents/guardians. at least garrett was actively doing something to show that he's interested and cares. that's admirable. even if the public aspect is cringe and awkward. but some fucking adults told alexa to just sit there like a conniving cunt and use garrett's ability to promote her own bullshit.
i'd probably literally murder my parents if they let me do that shit. a fucking teenager doesn't consider concepts like being in the public eye. but my issue isn't that it was public. it was the blatant using. everyone around garrett came from a shitty gross attention-whoring place. while he was being genuine. it's really fucking sad. shitty high school-ass, reality tv adults make me extremely angry.
Skippy has dated 200 girls at the age of 24, why haven't you?
>tfw 23 and only have kissed one girl
She also sucked my cock. So I guess that's something at least?
>29 year old girl virgin. Has tattoos and a lip piercing.
No ways she's a virgin. Has to be on the show just for publicity.
At the VERY least, she had to have done anal before.