Robots..

she is not my type and i am terrified of planes
fuck this

>>25641996
So how would you endure this flight?

Drink heavily while trying to make an autistic move on her

>>25641973

I'd probably be pretty awkward and try to ignore her, but also be tempted to keep looking, which I guess is what she wants

>that cleavage
>wears a cross

Protestant whore detected
2/10, would not talk to

Tell her to put on her fucking seatbelt

>>25642039
This anon gets it. Clearly, she's dressed for attention, but might get weirded out by too much staring. So, I'd be reading my kindle, while snatching side glances at her snatch.

>sit in silence for the first 10 minutes
>drop something on the floor below where she is sitting
>spend like a minute finding it while she says shit like "try looking there" et cetera
>start talking to her, asking where she's going, for how long, introduce myself n shit
>hopefully engage in deep conversation
>then I'd wait and see what happens

>>25642064
And get her fucking purse out of my seat, slut.

>>25642084
>"Deep"

> "So like, like, so, like, so, like, like, like, so, teehee"

>>25641973
Ignore her, listen to music and read a book. She doesn't look like a good conversationalist. If she would talk to me though I would play along just for the off chance to rest my head on them boobies.

>>25642084
>s-s-sorry, i dropped something at your feet, mind if i pick them up?
>...
>okay, thanks

>>25641973
Pull out my flacid little dick and start beating it, if she tried to ignore I grab her breasts, if she screams I scream.

>>25642110
What? Did you think he meat male deep? Delusional af m8.

>>25642144
Ahhh, you got me there. I like that.

>>25641973
Way to break her heart anon

>>25641973
Bimbos aren't my type so I might attempt to make friendly conversation to pass the time, maybe even sneak a peek at her tits now and then. But it doesn't matter, I would never go anywhere that requires me to sit on an airplane for 12 hours.

>>25641973
I'd ask her if she knows her areolas are exposed.

>>25641973
complete the next step of my masterplan
crash the plane

>>25641973
Feel disgusted by the fact that someone would dress like that on a fucking airplane. Isn't attention whoring in practically every public place enough?

Be quiet and stick to myself like I would on literally any other flight.

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I live in Miami and travel a lot, have had lots of hot grills sit next to me on flights.

advantages:
> they look good
>smell good (that bodyspray is a nice contrast to smelly airplane scents)
>clean and quiet, they mostly just listen to music or read gossip magazines and rarely eat.
>thin so don't hog space

disadvantages:
>they generally have a huge ass suitcase that they didn't check, plus a giant bag for under the seat so it can get cumbersome letting them in and you always have this awkward stage of "do I help them with the bag" (answer is no, save your back and teach them to check their huge bag of shoes)
>often have a huge bottle of water so they'll have to piss like 3 times for a short flight, if you are isle and they are window this is annoying.

As far as talking to them, I try not to bother people on airplanes as I tend to not like to be bothered. Sometimes if it is an obvious tourist incoming I'll say something.

>>25641973
>Protestant whore
steal cross. as a whore she's not fit to wear it.

So put your penis in my haaaaaand
I'll make you understaaaaand
Put your dick in my ass
And try to reach my prostate gland
Coz I don't want you to cum alone
I'm ready for this
There's noooo deyning
Stick your penis in me
And keep suplyyyyying
I'm read this
there's no denying
I'm ready for this
Woooh woooh woooh woh

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>>25642176
But Stacey is heartless, anon

>>25641973
I would tell her I like her tits. Getting it out there right away
might make me feel less anxious

>>25642272
RARE PEPE
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How can a RARE pepe be not original?

>>25642039
She's dressing up for attractive anons, not creepy disgusting robots like you.

>>25642495
spotted the roastiebloxxxx

>>25642495
>dresses up to attract men, but only "hot" men
>gets mad when any man who doesn't meet her "hot" standard is attracted to her
Roastie logic

>>25641973
I wouldn't say anything because she wouldn't even talk to a person like me.

When you're ugly, you learn to just not even try. It's better than being humiliated.

>>25642552
>how dare people not want attention from ugly autistic creepers???!!! REEEE!

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>>25642557
Truly, it's our lot to suffer.

>>25642495
I'm not creepy or disgusting, just very shy
don't be so mean

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>>25642557
Exactly. I don't understand how these people can call themselves robots if they still even consider talking to girls.

I learned by the time I was 5 years old no one wants me around. This was reinforced during puberty a million times. The only time I start an interaction with someone who is not a family member or one of my two kind-of friends, is when it is required school, work or solving some problem. If you seriously consider approaching a random girl, you're either extremely slow to learn, or not a robot, because any unattractive male is guaranteed to be shot down and ostracized no matter what they do.

I'd ask if she's ever been raped. :)

Allahu Akbar! 11131

>>25642680
I beg to differ. There's like a million images on the internet of hideous men with attractive women. Now, the WHY of it can be easily speculated on.

>>25641973
>not say anything unless she starts a conversation with me
>try to hold my ground in conversation
>conversation would fizzle out quickly though
>make excuses to look out the window so I can be near her and get a good look
>attempt to take creepshots like the pic
>hope for turbulence
>PRAY for turbulence
>eventually make the walk of shame to the toilet to abate my boner

>>25642064
You don't have to wear your seatbelt during the entire flight.

>>25642734
Ever heard of escorts?

And possibly some narcissist schizophrenic girls who want a slave to play with.

>>25642791
narcissist schizophrenic girls aren't into that kind of stuff, they're into posting on r9k

>>25642835
I don't hate women despite being terrible with talking to them, but I can't see why a girl would want to post on r9k (maybe visit for a few laffs)... I'm sure a few do, but, it's got to be 99% male robots.

>>25642265
Are you me? I hate when people try to make small talk on a flight. I just wanted to read or listen to music.

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>>25642259
underrated post. :^ )
original comment comin at u

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forced mile high club

>>25642220
you misspelled "females"

drop something and ask her to pick it up

say thank you and smile

try to start a conversation

cause i dont drive an auto (am no autist) i can see if she wants to talk or be left alone

thats it

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This is now a military slags thread

>>25643025
You're an idiot

>dj323jdo

>>25641973
Literally asking for it. Id probably just start drawing shit like I usually do which I'm sure would cause her to ask what I'm drawing and start a convo from there. If she was interesting I would pursue and if not I would just take a nap.

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>>25643111
Let's have a thumbs up for our gals in uniform

>>25643139
>drawing shit like I usually do which I'm sure would cause her to ask what I'm drawing and start a convo from there.
kek, she'd think you were a nerd and ignore you

>>25642082
>snatching side glances at her snatch

Intentional?

As a pedo I probably would only be a little intimidated. I would lose MUCH more spaghetti if she were 12.

>>25641973
Look at her tits and then probably fall asleep.

I once had a qt fall asleep on a long flight and start leaning toward my shoulder. I didn't know what to you my heart was racing. I sat there like a stone brick for 30 minutes oscillating between freaked out and amazed some qt had her head on my shoulder sleeping...

she woke up and was super embarassed. I just shyly said "t-thats okay it was just for a second and then you woke up"

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>>25643149
Yes. I'm glad you caught that. Have a GI Jane

>>25643116
I think differently :^ ) and you're angry

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>>25643111
Thirsty ass orbiters around a swamp donkey

>>25641973
Get up to go make sure I look good in the bathroom and hope she notices me. Depends on her personality whether I could start a conversation with her or not.

Then ask if she wants to be e-buddies.

>>25641973
crash this plane

>>25643084
Got something you want to tell us anon?

>>25643148
Maybe so but unlike most cucks I don't base my own self esteem off of what women think of me. Also I'm pretty good looking so it'd be a good way to get her to start the convo as opposed to me so I could actually tell she is interested.

>>25643448
I admire your confidence. That will literally never happen to me.

Watch anime on my tablet.

>>25643518
It could my man. Start lifting and eating right and getting good sleep and maybe practice meditation. All of those combined can do wonders for your own self esteem. Then just start faking confidence by walking with a straight back and chin up, and look people in the eye when you talk to them. It can be super awkward for a month or so but sometimes you just gotta fake it till us make it.

>>25643448
>Also I'm pretty good looking
STOPPED READING THERE

MUST BE NICE TO HAVE SELF-ESTEEM AND BE ABLE TO LOOK YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR WITHOUT WANTING TO SMASH IT :)))

>>25641973
ask her to please cover up as her outfit is haram and then get kicked off the flight

theres no way a girl like wants me talking to her. the only question is how disappointed will she be when she sees me sit down in the next seat.

Pull out my iPad and watch anime
Fart as much as I want since the aircon game on planes is madness, making them undetectable
Don't drink because then I'll need to pee and I'm apparently not in an isle seat

>>25641973

>How is Saudia Arabia this time of year?

This looks like the type of girl who would be audibly disgusted when she sees me walk down the aisle to my seat and then push herself closer to the window when I sit down to get further away from me.

>take two xanax
>mind my own business
>listen to music

Do Americans actually wear clothes like this? What's the point of wearing a bra if you pull it above your top?

>>25641973
nice thighs would rub/10

>>25643600
Go on and read this post >>25643560
. It wasn't alsways like that for me I used to be a junkie lanklet with terrible acne and was 130 pounds with shitty autistic looking long hair. I quit drugs and started doing the stuff I posted about and as I made physical and mental gains my self esteem boosted as time went on. Now I'm at the point where I view women would be lucky to
Have me not the other way around. By no means do women approach and throw themselves at me but I catch them stealing glances all the time in the gym and around town. You have to actually work if you want to better yourself instead of wallowing in pity like most robots do. I'm still socially awkward and don't like meeting new people or going to social functions but I have self worth which is more important than pretending to enjoy normies company.

>>25644464
Cool, unfortunately my face is fundamentally hideous and no acne cream or surgery can fix it.

>>25644453
>picture obviously used because of how out of the ordinary it is
>foreigners ask if it's ordinary

Holy shit.

Put your tits away you sshhhhlaaaaag

Just assume she's married to some fucking meathead and ignore the situation

>>25641973
She's in economy like me, she doesn't deserve to be hassled and I don't want to deal with the consequences. Plus, I'm already geeked from openly staring at every set of tits in first and business, as air law allows.

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>Start a silly conversation
>Act very submissive and girly
>Crate some rapport
>Say to her that you are ok if she puts her feet on your lap
>Direct the conversation to her alpha males and the sex
>offer her a feet massage
>Stay there for hours being her cuck slave while I hear her giving me details of every Chad that she fucked

It's like I was born to be a cuck. I love unfaithful girls. If I manage to not be a virgin someday I would love to have a gf that keeps flirting and teasing other men, like sitting on their laps and such.

>>25644494
I mean is it like 100 times worse than Eggman? Idk about everyone else but I'd still fuck a chick with a super hot body even if she has an ugly face so facial aesthetics aren't everything. If you work on yourself and becoming successful I garuntee you can find someone if you exhibit confidence. Then you can come back and tell all the other robots that having a gf is actually soul sucking and over rated.

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>>25644208
Underated Post
Coriginal Spockontent

Rape her.

(insert meaningful comment to escape bot here)

>>25644208
not so good with all those houthis blowing up saudi military equipment.

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>>25644589
Finally, someone who understands how it is. I would be in the exact same situation as you, my friend.

>>25641973
Take a pic of dem titties and save for later

>>25641973
Nothing, but I would check her tits and legs from time to time.