You are on a 12 hour flight next to pic related. What do you do?
>inb4 spaghetti being spilled
I'd honestly just ignore while reading my kindle
>sit in silence for the first 10 minutes
>drop something on the floor below where she is sitting
>spend like a minute finding it while she says shit like "try looking there" et cetera
>start talking to her, asking where she's going, for how long, introduce myself n shit
>hopefully engage in deep conversation
>then I'd wait and see what happens
Ignore her, listen to music and read a book. She doesn't look like a good conversationalist. If she would talk to me though I would play along just for the off chance to rest my head on them boobies.
Bimbos aren't my type so I might attempt to make friendly conversation to pass the time, maybe even sneak a peek at her tits now and then. But it doesn't matter, I would never go anywhere that requires me to sit on an airplane for 12 hours.
I live in Miami and travel a lot, have had lots of hot grills sit next to me on flights.
> they look good
>smell good (that bodyspray is a nice contrast to smelly airplane scents)
>clean and quiet, they mostly just listen to music or read gossip magazines and rarely eat.
>thin so don't hog space
>they generally have a huge ass suitcase that they didn't check, plus a giant bag for under the seat so it can get cumbersome letting them in and you always have this awkward stage of "do I help them with the bag" (answer is no, save your back and teach them to check their huge bag of shoes)
>often have a huge bottle of water so they'll have to piss like 3 times for a short flight, if you are isle and they are window this is annoying.
As far as talking to them, I try not to bother people on airplanes as I tend to not like to be bothered. Sometimes if it is an obvious tourist incoming I'll say something.
So put your penis in my haaaaaand
I'll make you understaaaaand
Put your dick in my ass
And try to reach my prostate gland
Coz I don't want you to cum alone
I'm ready for this
There's noooo deyning
Stick your penis in me
And keep suplyyyyying
I'm read this
there's no denying
I'm ready for this
Woooh woooh woooh woh
Exactly. I don't understand how these people can call themselves robots if they still even consider talking to girls.
I learned by the time I was 5 years old no one wants me around. This was reinforced during puberty a million times. The only time I start an interaction with someone who is not a family member or one of my two kind-of friends, is when it is required school, work or solving some problem. If you seriously consider approaching a random girl, you're either extremely slow to learn, or not a robot, because any unattractive male is guaranteed to be shot down and ostracized no matter what they do.
>not say anything unless she starts a conversation with me
>try to hold my ground in conversation
>conversation would fizzle out quickly though
>make excuses to look out the window so I can be near her and get a good look
>attempt to take creepshots like the pic
>hope for turbulence
>PRAY for turbulence
>eventually make the walk of shame to the toilet to abate my boner
I don't hate women despite being terrible with talking to them, but I can't see why a girl would want to post on r9k (maybe visit for a few laffs)... I'm sure a few do, but, it's got to be 99% male robots.
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Literally asking for it. Id probably just start drawing shit like I usually do which I'm sure would cause her to ask what I'm drawing and start a convo from there. If she was interesting I would pursue and if not I would just take a nap.
Let's have a thumbs up for our gals in uniform
I once had a qt fall asleep on a long flight and start leaning toward my shoulder. I didn't know what to you my heart was racing. I sat there like a stone brick for 30 minutes oscillating between freaked out and amazed some qt had her head on my shoulder sleeping...
she woke up and was super embarassed. I just shyly said "t-thats okay it was just for a second and then you woke up"
Yes. I'm glad you caught that. Have a GI Jane
Thirsty ass orbiters around a swamp donkey
Get up to go make sure I look good in the bathroom and hope she notices me. Depends on her personality whether I could start a conversation with her or not.
Then ask if she wants to be e-buddies.
Maybe so but unlike most cucks I don't base my own self esteem off of what women think of me. Also I'm pretty good looking so it'd be a good way to get her to start the convo as opposed to me so I could actually tell she is interested.
It could my man. Start lifting and eating right and getting good sleep and maybe practice meditation. All of those combined can do wonders for your own self esteem. Then just start faking confidence by walking with a straight back and chin up, and look people in the eye when you talk to them. It can be super awkward for a month or so but sometimes you just gotta fake it till us make it.
Pull out my iPad and watch anime
Fart as much as I want since the aircon game on planes is madness, making them undetectable
Don't drink because then I'll need to pee and I'm apparently not in an isle seat
This looks like the type of girl who would be audibly disgusted when she sees me walk down the aisle to my seat and then push herself closer to the window when I sit down to get further away from me.
Go on and read this post >>25643560
. It wasn't alsways like that for me I used to be a junkie lanklet with terrible acne and was 130 pounds with shitty autistic looking long hair. I quit drugs and started doing the stuff I posted about and as I made physical and mental gains my self esteem boosted as time went on. Now I'm at the point where I view women would be lucky to
Have me not the other way around. By no means do women approach and throw themselves at me but I catch them stealing glances all the time in the gym and around town. You have to actually work if you want to better yourself instead of wallowing in pity like most robots do. I'm still socially awkward and don't like meeting new people or going to social functions but I have self worth which is more important than pretending to enjoy normies company.
She's in economy like me, she doesn't deserve to be hassled and I don't want to deal with the consequences. Plus, I'm already geeked from openly staring at every set of tits in first and business, as air law allows.
>Start a silly conversation
>Act very submissive and girly
>Crate some rapport
>Say to her that you are ok if she puts her feet on your lap
>Direct the conversation to her alpha males and the sex
>offer her a feet massage
>Stay there for hours being her cuck slave while I hear her giving me details of every Chad that she fucked
It's like I was born to be a cuck. I love unfaithful girls. If I manage to not be a virgin someday I would love to have a gf that keeps flirting and teasing other men, like sitting on their laps and such.
I mean is it like 100 times worse than Eggman? Idk about everyone else but I'd still fuck a chick with a super hot body even if she has an ugly face so facial aesthetics aren't everything. If you work on yourself and becoming successful I garuntee you can find someone if you exhibit confidence. Then you can come back and tell all the other robots that having a gf is actually soul sucking and over rated.
Finally, someone who understands how it is. I would be in the exact same situation as you, my friend.