>Have a girlfriend for about half a year now
>We've messed around, but haven't done anything serious
>Ask her if she wants to have sex so that neither of us will be virgins
>Just now learn that she has some weird medical condition where having sex would be painful as all hell for her, like fucking pins and needles in her vagina
What the fuck do I do now, /r9k/? Pic unrelated.
No dice. She's got lots of other weird shit, so something like this is totally believable. You know this is the best I can do, /r9k/, and I really like this girl. What am I supposed to do to?
Don't know, but she's got loads of shit. Had her period abnormally late and had to have medical intervention for it and all. The doctors don't actually know what's wrong with her.
Say you`ll lick/eat her out with no tongue-in penetration.
See how she reacts then.. if she declines, it`s because her cunt is stretched to the limit by Chad and she knows your micropenis cant possibly satfisy her.
Fuck man I always love these never ceases to give me keks
She says she can't even put tampons on without the pain overwhelming her, so I don't know at this point, but we can see. Thigh-fucking might work, but I'd like to pleasure her as well.
Anal might be the best solution, if I can convince her, which I'm not sure if I can. I'm the first person she ever held hands with. Anal's a pretty steep incline from that.
>Anal's a pretty steep incline from that.
the problem here is your state of mind, and specifically your thought process
you need to realise that she is your gf, it doesn't mean anything crazy to do stuff like anal, in short JUST DO IT
Why wasn't this the first post?
>I'm the first person she ever held hands with. Anal's a pretty steep incline from that.
Not really. Anal is basically 2016's version of holding hands. Pretty tame compared to what kids are doing these days.
>Had her period abnormally late
>won't have sex
>haven't actually gotten to fingering or oral.
Sorry, but if she didn't even suck the d, you are getting 100%ly kek'd.
Do you pay for stuff? Does she go outside with you?
You gotta monitor her life, it is the only way to find out mane.
There is more than just penis-in-vagina.
Have you at least seen her fully naked? It would be a major red flag is she refuses to get naked.
Could also try oral, or just masturbating together or each other.
You probably shouldn't try anal. That's just going to hurt her too much.
I don't know what kinda condition she's having, but it could be psychological too. Try to watch porn together and get her really aroused and stuff, then also use lube and try to shove a finger in , see if that still hurts.
Have you even seen this supposed vagina? It's probably a tranny. He's either waiting for you to ask about anal to see if you're cool with wieners and buttstuff or he had his wiener inverted already and is waiting for it to heal so he has a better chance at tricking you into thinking it's a vagina. I want you to screenshot this so when you eventually make the "my long distance gf of over a year turned out to be a guy" thread, I'll know its the guy I warned.
did you not read the 20 gorillion stories about how LDRs are always fucked in some sort of way?
It's more of a medium distance relationship, so it's not entirely insane. We live about an hour away from each other, and we meet up every two weeks or so.
Not yet, but I have felt her up. We've only gotten serious comparatively recently, and we haven't had the time to do much that's too dramatic.
I've had about 4 Long distance relationships and I can confidently say that OP is getting cheated on. I say this because i got cucked 4 out of 4 times.
I'm still in the most recent relationship but it's cool because she's loyal now, i swear... we pretty much call via skype 24/7 now so there's no way she can betray me anymore.
Can confirm it's not a tranny. I managed to get into her pants before she got nervous and aborted after I asked if she wanted to go further. I did not feel a penis then, and I've never seen a bulge.
If I put my wiener in you, will you die?
>It would be extremely painful
My penis is a small guy
/end OP's attempt to lose his virginity
IIRC it's called Vaginismus or something like that. It's a thing.
Hopefully she can still cum from clitoral stimulation from your fingers. And she can give you hand jobs and or blow jobs.
Sex is horribly overrated anyway.
I know a girl who had that once temporarily. She said it was because she was with a guy but she still loved her ex and couldn't get over him, kek.
She is kinda slutty so she even described it in full detail to me... how she was aroused, but when her bf put his dick inside her, her muscles in her vagina cramped up and it was painful...
Yeah, read up on Vaginismus and it says it might be linked to anxiety. She has a lot of social anxiety anyway, so the pain could possibly come from that. Maybe I could ease her nerves if I get her used to doing stuff before I have sex.
Yeah, it's related to anxiety but I've never heard of it as temporary.
I've heard of a few cases where people with it were able to see therapists about it. You should consider doing serious foreplay with her for like, hours, relating to whatever her kinks are to see if it helps at all.
honestly i've never heard of vaginismus ever getting cured by a guy putting in effort and in most cases i've read the women don't give a shit and do nothing about it in the first place
Hang around for a bit and break up with her in a month or 2. Tell her you're not ready to commit yourself to someone else and that if you stay with her any longer you'll end up accidentally hurting her (geddit xD?)
Op, take it from me. if you have a gf who is complaining about her fucking vagina to the point where you can never have sex, just leave. Seriously. You don't know how suffering it is to deal with something like that down the road. It's retarded.
it's a real condition, but if you're that desperate to "not be a virgin" then find another partner.
If you like her though, then just stick with her. She can still blow you and there's always anal.
She still has her butt and mouth. It's probably vaginismus, aka I'm a big dumb baby who can't shut the fuck up and lay still for just 5 minutes to please my favorite person in the world. The disease makes her pussy super tight, so it's probably less than 5 minutes needed desu if you're go at it like speed racer.
Robots are fucking retarded and completely ignorant of women in general, nevermind their bodily functions. This not the place to come for advice.
I doubt she is lying to you just to get out of sex. It may be vaginismus like some other anons have said, which is treatable with lots of patience and understanding and plenty of courage on her part. If she does have this, she needs to work up to the size of a penis. Do not just try to jam your shit in her because it will only make it 100x worse (and often times it will just be pushing hotdogs into a cement block anyway).
It's pretty much expected that a guy guilt trips his gf / wife into sex.
I mean nowadays you have to be a little careful because of the SJWs shouting rape, but realistically the worst that can happen is she gets upset and breaks up, but then at least you know you would have never gotten sex anyway.
Exactly, this is /r9k/. We believe a woman's worth is measured by how much sex she gives you, and nothing else. So this woman is worthless in the eyes of the robot
I hate to tell you OP, but this is going to end badly. There is a small chance that she is being 100% truthful to you and that she legit can't have sex, but that is extremely rare. What is far more likely is that she has some extreme anxiety when it comes to having sex. I'm not trying to be deliberately mean to you, but I will tell what the most likey outcome of this will be. . .
It is far more likely that she will continue to be with you indefinitely as long as sex is out of the question. But as time goes on, you eventually be cheated on. I've heard this same story quite a few times in my life. The "it hurts to have sex" story is more common than you think, especially among the quiet/shy type girls. What usually happens is you will find her hanging out with another guy more frequently. At first you will bne okay with it, but as time goes on you will become suspicious. Eventually you will figure out that she has been fucking him. When you bring up her "medical condition" you will get a less than fulfilling excuse from her and that will signal the end of the relationship.
Sorry OP, I have seen this before. She will eventually find a guy that she wants to fuck and her "condition" will magically fade away.