>>25639782 >be me, like 2008 >17, her 19 >drinking at her place >we met playing WoW >watching weeb shit >shes a ham planet >episode ends >"a-anon, i-i-i could ummm give you a b-b-gobby if you wanted?!?!" >"uhhh ummm sure!" >cum in her mouth >watch another epsiode >walk home >mfw
>get gf in highschool >we go over to her friends house with some of her other friends >everyone chilling in the basement >people decide to head upstairs for some food >move with the herd >gf grabs me by the hand >pulls me into other basement room >starts making out with me >dayum lips are soft >cut it a bit short because i wanted some food >idiot15yome.jpg
>be 15 years old >going out with gf for like a month >only ever made out before and shit was fuckin' sloppy >her parents go out of town >"anon you can stay at mine tonight if you want" >fuck yeah >shave my pubes for the first time >went from a fucking bush to ground zero >go to hers >handjob and fingering commenced
The furthest I got was kissing on her parents' bed. She didn't want anything further so we just laid next to eachother, hugging and talking, for hours. Was nice, probably enjoyed that more than the shitty first-time sex I would have attempted, and the awkwardness which would've followed.
Fingered a girl, me 13 she 17. she was big and dumb and played basketball and did weights, just kinda grabbed my hand and put it up her skirt. i was afraid of her kicking my ass so i just went with it. in the school library. had a boner all fucking day until i could get home and try and jerk that fucker limp. she kept trying to fuck me, but she was a fucking titan and i wasn't ready for the survey corps yet.
>>25639782 >at uni >get with a grill classmate on kissing terms >walk her one evening to her dorm after class >ask her if I can come in >"no" >fuck, Im being friendzoned again >"but you can come next week, because my roommate is there now and she leaves in a few days" >next week escort her from her class again >sneak inside her dorm >first just chat and pretend like nothing is gonna happen >then start kissing her and throw her on her bed >start taking her clothes of >okay so this is what vajayjay looks like >fortunately I knew this is comming, so I spend the week watching youtube videos on how to finger a pusssy >finger her, feels warm and wet man >nervous as fuck, no boner >tell her to wank my will >she does, boner achieved >put on comdom, I practiced that as well >finally enter vajayna, feels wierd man >feels nothing like I expected, its wet and warm and kinda doesnt feel like anything really, because of condom >also its much softer than hand, so I constantly feel like Im going soft >only thing going through my mind is that I have to cum before I go limp >finally the deed is done, pull dont the condom and throw it into trash >like in bed for some time >i stay at her place all weeked, we fuk more >but from 6 fuks, I go limp like 4 times >spend next week watching youtube videos about male performance anxiety >come next week again >we fug again >realize Im actually not going limp, it only felt like it, because pussy is much softer than hand, and when it grips my dick, the dick itself also feels softer although it isn >finally get my mind off trying to keep boner up and focus on the pleasure >fucks 3 times that evening and 6 times next day, succeesfully finishing every time >spend whole next day sleeping
>>25640484 >feels nothing like I expected, its wet and warm and kinda doesnt feel like anything really >also its much softer than hand, so I constantly feel like Im going soft >realize Im actually not going limp, it only felt like it, because pussy is much softer than hand, and when it grips my dick, the dick itself also feels softer although it isn
Virginial learning... I learned some some shit today. >coitus confirmed for mediocre I've never been so glad to have fetishes.
>>25639782 >2011 >gf and I both 17 >three weeks into relationship she invites me over >things get saucy and next thing i know she's blowing me >her on top after, riding me >felt real good >after she wanted me to go missionary >i suck at missionary >sex didnt last very long, but my inability to fuck missionary made me go limp >just cuddles for a little bit then i walked home >later on skype she says her vagina hurts and it feels like razorblades slicing her vag when she pees >"d-did i do something wrong?" >apparently i was big and she hasnt had sex for a while
god while it was a disappointing first go, i guess i didn't do too bad.
>>25639782 >22 years old khv >decide "fuck it I'm gonna do this no matter what" >get on OkCupid >find pretty cute looking girl who's tall enough >she messages ME >"OMG squee You're PERFECT <3" >talk with her for a while try to entertain her >she's all over me >wow this is easy!!!! whoa! >drive over to her apartment to meet her >she's a giant fucking ham behemoth >like 350lbs >say "fuck it I'm 22" and just make out with her anyway >be her BF for awhile >she's totally oblivious, blunt, and rude >like she constantly makes people furious by just being candid >she gives no fucks even though she's a hamlord and tells me she's fucked about 50 guys >strangely I kind of like that about her personality >she does have a nice face >eventually break up because she's looking for "the one" (aka beta provider) to finally have kids with after she's ridden the carousel and crushed many a cock
>>25639782 >17 >with gf at ex-gf's house(they were friends) >stay the night >three of us share a bed >wake up early >gf is awake >make out a bit, ex is asleep next to us >gf and I go to bathroom >get my first blowjob >she lies down on a carpet >herewego >last about a minute >pull out last second >clean up >leave bathroom, ex is awake >immediately knows what we were up to >kinda pissed but lets it go
And that's how I lost my virginity in my ex's bathroom to her friend.
>>25640915 If you put platic gloves on and then shove your into bowl of warm water, you can feel the sensation. And erect dick is much more sensitive. Its much more better without the condom though.
The feeling itself is not that muh better, but the subliminal effect of not having any barrier between you an your partner greatly increases the moment of intimacy and strongly cements the bonds of your relationship
>>25639782 when I was like 6, the sister of my friend showed me her tits when I was around 8, I sucked my friend dick when I was around 10, my mother was going around bottmless and I fapped to her rich bush.
>>25641027 well i had a pretty serious relationship back in 2006
>be me >2005, 9yrold >play neopets 2 hrs a day at computer shop >meet cute dolphin loving grill >we talk everyday, trading stuff and shit >bought her expensive petpet paintbrush cause fuck yeah im a rich neopimp >she liked it so much and she said she loevs me >start talkin dirdy aw yiss >we continue to talk and talk sexy for a while >after some time i got bored of neosex and never logged in again >i still miss her sometimes
>>25639782 >did gay shit with cousin when I was 13 and he was 11 >69'd my freshmeb college roommate >met gay student at my community college and he blew me in the bathroom stalls >Boned him in a park bathroom. >traveled to cuddle a qt twink and give him a morning bj (finals week, not much time for lewd) >on my way to his place again to bone for 3 days straight and then watch star wars together in the st. Louis imax
>>25641181 I used to have extremely shitty childhood and was bullied for the most of my life. The only thing I really wished was to become average member of the crowd and not stand out. I was pretending at school that everything is fine and Im just an average kid, while at home I was crying myself to sleep and dreamt of suicide.
At high school, I found some friends, but ultimately I realized they are really just a bunch of cunts who pretend to be OK with me only get me into awkward situations and then laugh behind my back. I was again pretending that Im fine, but I really just wanted to die most of the time.
Then I went to university and lived at dorm with a bunch of guys that were pretty ok, but thanks to my previous experieces, i was affraid to make friends. Eventually I became good friend with them, but there was still this problem of me not having a gf, which was something everybody noticed kinda quickly. Sice I was pretending my whole life that Im just an average kid, I told them I had some gfs already but Im not looking for any girl right now. They wanted to match me with some gf, dragged me to all their parties, even asked me whether Im a homo. I was becoming so affraid of these encounters that I shut myself in my world and every time they wanted to hang out with me or something, I made up some excuse. After some time, they realized Im only making shit up and stopped inviting me anywhere.
Then I moved to different dorm and met some grill in one class. I still had my V card, but since I was pretending my whole life that Im someone else, I acted Chad-ish in front of her and she probably began to think that Im some kind of alpha. The girl was very introvert, and i though she might be just the right for me. So we got into relationship and 6 months in, she tells me I was her first. I was happy about it but I wont probably ever tell her she was my first.
I was 13 and he was 16/17. Spent the night at his house and we watched anime together, it eventually lead to making out, taking our shirts off and him fingering me and giving me a handjob. Our "relationship" lasted for 5 months and was based around sex. It's been 6 years and I'm still not over it, and I've only had sex with one other person and I don't care if I ever have sex again.
>>25641448 anyway, what I wanted to say is that my whole life was struggle to become average person and have some friends and a gf. at unversity, I came to the point where I had friends, but no gf. And I was embarasssed to be the only gfless person in my group, so I kinda put this friends thing on hiatus before I find a gf. I thought that with gf my life will be finally complete and I will run to my friends back and everything will be fine.
but the effect was quite different. I was looking too long for the gf, and my friends already drifted away. There is no point to try to be friends with them again, and although we communicate from time to time on fb, we are more "people who know each other" than friends.
I though getting a gf would make my life complete, and it really did, but in a different sort of way. When another human being accepted my existence, I started to accepting who I really am. Im not ashamed to be shut in person anymore. I dont want to be someone else anymore. Now Im finally ok with who I am, and having a loving gf, Im more than that. For the first time in my life, Im happy
>20 y old 2013 >Gets invited into party >free alcohol ftw >See woman and fall in love instantly. finds out she is 27 years old >igotnochance >a few hours later when almost everyone had left we start making out. >host is asleep >i get too cheeky and ask her to touch my dick >ohgodwhy wtf did i just say pls kill me >she starts touching my dick >holy shit it worked >gets even more cheeky and says "wanna go to the toilet" >fucking idiot >she says "I think we should head to our separate homes now but I'll take your number" >score >she calls 2 days later and we meet up at hers >Have a lots of drink and socialize as there are 2 other guys there. >They leave. Instantly start to make out again. this time we take it to the her bedroom. >very straight forward she undresses and so do i. >I ask for condom. She says she got a Contraceptive Coil. >She helps me enter her vagina >fuck yes fireworks in my brain >my inner animal kicks in and i start ramming mercilessly >shes a moaner. Hell yes >Im really fucking drunk so im having problems cumming and it takes about 20mins >Stay there for 2 days straight for beer pizza and sex. >She told me im a natural tallent. >first time i felt Alpha in life felt so good. >fuck everyone i won everything >Not really. 4 days later i get drunk as fuck and "cheated" on her with her friend. Cause fucking for 2 days is a relationship. >Was in love with her so ended up crawling back to her for an apology >Became the cuckiest doormat ever for her. >together for a year. Then brake up, i lived with her so need new place to live. >Her neighbor dies, an opportunity arises. Gets apartment cause house owner knows me >Still her neighbor and still her cuck doormat although we are not together. >We have sex very rarely, only when she asks. I never ask cause i have lost all sex drift cause cuck doormat. >Even bigger Cuck cause Sweden Yes
>be me, 15 >first gf, been dating for a month >14, has F-cups >dragged me into a bush at the park >made me put my hand up her shirt >drag down bra because can't undo her bra in a public place >get to feel those monsters, holy fuck this is so good >big and bouncy, nipples fuck as hard >had to go home shortly after because a friend thought it would be funny to spike me with laxatives that day >shit like 10 times, asshole red raw >after it's all out my system I remember the experience from earlier and have the most compensating fap of my life >mfw got cockblocked by my ass >mfw all balanced out in the end anyway
Sadly that girl dumped me about a month later, and came out as a lesbian shortly after. Did get a handjob out of it though.
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