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>babbies born in 2000 are or will turn 16 this year
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>>25636845
>tfw niece born in 2000
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>>25636886
>in my country she is legal
>she hasn't existed during the 20th century
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>you can get run down by a car driven by someone with no living memory of the september 11th attack on the world trade center
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>>25636886
>tfw niece born in -97
It's sort of painful to see that your brother has a kid that's already more successful than you are.
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>>25636961
>tfw have 3 nieces
>'00, '03 and '10
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>>25637044
Also forgot to mention that my sister is having a girl this June
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>>25637044
I got three total and a nephew. The -97 one is the oldest of them and youngest was born in either late '10 or early '11. Nephew is '05 and is already a proto-chad.
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>>25636886
My cousin just turned 18 and she's hot as fuck. I've been blowing loads to her since she was 15. I talked to her this year at Christmas and she kept laughing at my lame jokes. I should probably try and fuck her right?
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>>25637060
>Also forgot to mention that my sister is having a girl this June
How early can they tell which sex it will be? If I ever end up being a father, which is unlikely, I don't want to have boys since I have terrible genes for a male like legit gyno and all fat goes to hips and a weak chin and a small nose. My daughters would most likely turn out to be gorgeous since I have a "cute" face on top of previously mentioned.

>tfw a genetic mule
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>>25637209
She found out a week ago, so about 6 months ahead at least. Also found out she's normal, no downs, healthy, etc. My sister has been sick lately so she was worried. And I'd rather not have a niece with downs.
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>>25637266
Aight. Would be good to know it before abortion window closes in case the kid is accidentally a boy and I don't want boys. Haven't a fucking clue how I could possibly convince my hypothetical wife to abort, possibly several times and what the fuck the docs would think.

Then again I'm also betamax NEET so they'd most likely end up having daddy issues and slut around. Guess I'm boned either way.
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>brother born in 2000
>is a weeb with good anime and vidya tastes but has friends and a qt gf
we are the same, yet so different, brother.
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>>25637331
Could try to posion her if she gets a boy, heard a lot of stories about people posioning preggi womens drinks
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>>25637389
>poison her
Yeah, that'd certainly build trust and good relations.
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>>25637400
Thats what she gets for not listening
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>>25637374

Maybe if you'd stop being such a fag and grew a pair of nuts you might gain some friends. Just be yourself.
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>babies born in 1916 will turn 100
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