Old one saging, continue here.
2nd for the Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks (full reply this time). Any more anons want to try it out?
O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.
You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!
So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!
They probably did in my world history class freshmen year of HS, but I did jackshit back then.
you could also be >>25636992 and be b8
Is that male or female?
>He was a religious reformer, right?
He was a heretic with a scat fetish, but yes most people would call him that
>Also, what's being Catholic like?
Can you be more specific? Are you asking me what I do that's Catholic that other people don't? What I believe?
>Also do you go to mass/confession/whatever?
Yes I go to both those things
>I come from a "burn in hell" kind of baptist church
Alright this makes the question easier (I also came from one of those).
We believe in the Real Presence of the Eucharist rather than communion being a symbol. That is, we believe the wine and the bread becomes the true body and blood of Christ at the altar.
We believe in the communion of the saints and that those in heaven can pray for us just like any other Christians.
We believe in the traditions taught by Christ and the apostles that aren't in the bible, but have always been believed by the Church. We believe in a visible church of priests and bishops who's apostolic authority was given to them by the laying of hands in an unbroken chain dating back the days of the apostles.
We believe that Christ instituted the sacrament of penance (confession) and gave the apostles the authority to forgive sins, which they gave to their successors and the other doctors of the church in their day.
We believe that baptism literally forgives all sins prior to it and is necessary for salvation. We believe that faith and good works are necessary for salvation. We believe that the Church founded by Christ teaches infallibly in regards to faith and morals and despite being made up of imperfect individuals who sin, will never error in teaching as a whole.
Oh also we believe that Mary was an ever virgin, that her body was taken into heaven at the end of her life on earth (alive or not isn't dogma and you can believe either). We also believe that Mary is the queen mother of heaven in the same way the mother's of all the davidic kings were the queen's of Israel.
Okay, that's interesting. I was taught a bible-based kind of homeschool until 7th grade and I just never really learned about other religions.
>Okay, that's interesting. I was taught a bible-based kind of homeschool until 7th grade and I just never really learned about other religions.
Feel free to ask any Catholic related questions you have.
I'm no priest or theologian, but I know more than the average layman at least.
>she can't prove her age through tone of voice
If anyone would like to email with me, and keep some form of contact that'd be pretty cool :/
I'd like to email with people...especially the QT's...
I check this email everyday since its attached to my main email.
Addressing 1st part: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rx03M7HbPL
o shit. What kind of abstract feels? :o
I second this. :^ )
I'm gonna sleep now. If anyone from the thread wants to keep in touch leave your skype/email/whatever and I will try to get back to you. Here's a song snippet to say goodnight, thanks for the great thread y'all:
>o shit. What kind of abstract feels? :o
>be devout Catholic
>desperately want a lesbian friend
>don't even call non-Catholics Christians
>want an Eastern Orthodox gf (kek at the thought of me getting any gf)
These are the weirdest feelings
We've already talked on skype
Doesn't help that I'm an argumentative prick and the only experience I've had with a lesbian was one telling me everyone hated me because I'm an asshole in high school.
You'd think I want to avoid them like the plague
for the first - http://vocaroo.com/i/s00RntJhnSR6
for the second - http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pc8eXE1QCE
no idea what it sounds like, didn't finish the song, yadda yadda
hope my mic doesn't get too abrasive.
Jesus fuck. Don't worry. All the girls around me hate me. They all think I'm weird. :/
I'll be on for a bit longer but I might fall asleep out of nowhere soon.
Again, if anyone would like to email me and stay in contact
it is: email@example.com
Although im in vocaroo threads a lot as well so you'll find me here tripfagging a lot.