>be fatasfatass whole life
>Decide to change my shit one day
>Strict 1,500 calorie limit
>2 years later go from 350 to 200lbs
>Muscular from working physical job
>Find out from coworker that another girl thinks I'm cute
>First person ever
>Go on date, kiss for the first time while on a snowy hike
>Actual attractive female interested in me
>State law allows 16+
She's great, she's already a full time college student and works harder than I do. Parents are Mormon but she doesn't buy in to it, she likes picking my brain about what it's like to not be religious and my views on death and stuff like that.
We have a date planned Monday for a hike/lunch/movie at my place
It's a good feel when you get a fresh young girl.
I managed to get a freshly turned 18 year old at the age of 21. Virgin as well (so she says cause she couldn't even put a condom on me so I assumed she must've been one)
Good work, OP.
Damn, id like to have that. Im 21 now and my only gf was like crazy experienced in sex. It was great and she was nice and were still really good friends but I would like to you know
reap the fresh harvest
>change your name to Chad
>cheat on her
>when she confronts you, say "Shut the fuck up you dumb bitch"
>get married to her
>watch as she happily serves you and fulfills your every desire
that +OP is the playbook senpai
they will believe it probably because they have seen it happen. I'm obviously kidding a little bit, but if I, or anyone else, chose to follow that playbook I would be much happier and my gf would love me more.
>be hungry skeletor my life
>want to change
>go to the gym and eat well
>now no longer skeletor but still no gf