Drank with some close friends. They brought girls over. I've

Now you have fun anon

Just don't gtry and finger any of them. Don't be THAT guy

nothing unless you want to be accused of raping/harassing them

take a picture of said grills.

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Don't do what you think /r9k/ wouldn't tell you to do when you're doing it.

go on the internet and ignore them. Chicks dig that

>>25634696
Play it cool, dont spaz out, talk to them but seem disinterested, wait till they loosen up witha few drinks, slowly give compliments and passive "sweeties/baby" in talk. Most likely get to bang if they are sluts, my formula and its been moderatly successful, GL anon and godspeed m8.

Op here. I talked to one of em before she left. She was nice. But now it's just me m8s girlfriend.
At least I have jerkoff material now.

>>25635045
>At least I have jerkoff material now
Drunk jerkoffs are some of the best jerkoffs there are.

>>25635045
I guess there's some potential now for your friends gf to see that you're a nice person/interesting person who she may recommend to one of her skank friends?

>>25635092
Yeah, you don't want you're buddy's gf to bitch to him later saying
>Why did you leave me alone with Anon? He's so fucking weird

>>25635126
Yeah you definitely don't want this. Good luck OP.

They drank alcohol with you, that means they want to fuck you
Go for it lad

>>25635092
Just offered to help clean up nothing sexually. Too much beta for me to fuck her

Tell them what REALLY happened on 9/11

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>>25635189
Well that's genuinely nice of you Anon. People appreciate when you're just a good person.

>>25635189
Well you're not trying to fuck her. Maybe she'll think you're a good guy though. :/

>>25635247
>>25635248
Yep. As long as I help me mate I'll show girls I'm decent. I'll get poon soon guys. I'll win one for /r9k/

>>25635234
This. Also Sandy hook was fake and the Oregon guys are great.

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>>25636981
and put on good tunes

>>25634696
Let her play some of her music and pretend u genuinely like it roasties love when you pretend your interested in what they like