7 Chakras

I know my chakras are misaligned
my first and second chakras are completely atrophied and my crown energy is excessive

>>25634323
no I have not had my memes aligned

>>25634323
I wish I could believe. I'm a gentle non-edgey atheist. I know for a fact people need rituals and magic and shit to feel better. I'd hop onboard the chakra/quantum/cupping/homeopathic/faith healing train if I could.

Best I can do is go to a doctor and pretend he knows everything and the pills are really magic like the rushed-through-FDA studies show.

>>25634323
I did a meditation for it once when I was really sad.

It got rid of the pain.

I'd recommend it even if you don't put much stock into it.

How does that even work? Do you basically go to some wizard that does some magick and puts your chakras into place or do you do that yourself?

>>25634323
Meditation is ineffective for me
I literally want to believe but it's just not working lads

>>25635356
anyone willing to take money can do it for you

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>>25635296
Is there any kind of magic for the modern mundane skeptic in need?

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>>25634323
You have social anxiety because you're literally leaking your life force because your root chakra is wide open due to constant masturbation.

>>25638102
Nofap can solve this issue?

>>25638219
Not 100 percent but it can help, no porn is going to be more helpful than no fap because porn overloads your serotonin. Not op but I can attest that even if you don't believe in this stuff meditation can really help turn things around for you, ignore roasties and social acceptance and work on yourself and your own spiritual path anons you literally don't have anything to lose from it and if your already a neet taking 10-15 minutes out of your day to meditate isn't going to hurt.

>>25638276
Seconding this, keeps you centered.

>>25638102
i thought your second chakra controls sexual energy anon?

Narutofags gtfo

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>>25638302
Sexuality, yes, but the bottom "faucet" is the root chakra. Sexual energy flows throughout your body. When you discharge sexual energy it comes down through there. You're supposed to save your energy (and use it wisely) and try to make it go up, not down.

>>25634323
i have an appointment with the chirochakrist on thursday

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I literally cant stand people who believe in this kind of bullshit(chakra, energyies...n shiet)
Those are worst kind of people and believe me.
I had ex that was all into hippy chakra, energy mystery indian crap and guess what she was batshit insane.
She would accuse me of bringing negative energy and wanted me to completly align myself to her believes, how to dress talk, think so that I dont ruin her chakra energy shit... in end she cucked me and married that guy, she was also 10yrs older, worst part was I tried to please her bcz she was my first.
Now i also work in one family helping older guy and his wife is also this kind of crazy, she has turtles pointed st door that " protect" house I once moved it and she webt insane, she also keeps stones around house to clean air from " bad spirits"
She once burned leaves in house to clean it from bad energy.
I will post pics for proof.
Tl dr stay away from these people big red flag if someone mentions chakras or some eastern bullshit also tip dont reveal your power lvl.

>>25638492
Tell us how we can do that, please.

>>25638563
This is also true, I recommend the only thing to try is meditation.
If only for the perspective it can bring, don't be an idiot and buy shit.

>>25638563
this is the same for all religions tho really. if someone's a christian and it's all they talk about you can be pretty sure they're a nutjob spaz. if it's more of an internal philosophy it's alright

>>25638715
>the perspective it can bring

Caring less is not broadened perspective.

>>25638747
It depends on the type of meditation you do and what you hope to achieve, think of it as hyper focus or if you want to calm down centering oneself from their surroundings.

At least that's how I do it.

>>25638780
Focus must have an object. Inducing an emotional state, as in 'meditation', is not focus. It is just absorption. Don't abuse the definition of focus to refer to the opposite of it.

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>>25638780
In short, one can focus on understanding how a bike works. Or how to best cross a river. Or how to reach a destination. Or what a piece of music reminds one of. Focusing 'on oneself' or 'on one's direct surroundings' is not focus.

>>25638798
I kind of use it more in a christian sense, so yeah.

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Again me from crazy house
You people over analize to much your problems and you also dont posess right cognitive tools so you jump on band wagon with what sounds good
In end you all want to achieve happines ( netural ) state.
You dont have to resort to stupid bullshit like meditating lighting candels , praying or anything you just have to sort problems in your head by that I mean your ilogical thinking.
Go and research Cbt (therapy) andyoull figure more then all this easter bullshit
Pic related from house.

>>25638907
Meditation helps, that's a proven fact

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>>25639042
trhrt

>>25634323
You know what leads to social anxiety?
Being skinny as shit, ugly, no jaw development and having acne after one year treatment of accutane. At least I'm not fucking god damn bald, holy shit.

and now you talk about holy fucking chakras like that means anything, social anxiety and other shit related to your brain always has to be with practical things, always, unless it's a chemical imbalance/hormones thing.

you are fucking retarded.

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>>25639061
You do know that the chakras affect your physical appearance, right?

Keep neglecting your chakras and you'll soon be balding as well

>>25638563
It can definitley be a giant red flag for women. There's nothing worse than chicks who pretend to be these spiritual yoga enthusiast kind souls only spreading positivity yet will still stab you in the back in the blink of an eye. I believe in some of this stuff but man when people try to hide behind it and pretend to be a guru when they are still a shitty person it is lame.

>>25639061

Sorry, I don't subscibe to victimism

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You have to start with the root though

>>25638219
you need to 'excercise' your prostate twice a week or you get prostate issues later.


Meditation in general is good, combo'd with reading it's even better..

idk, you guys see shit differently to me, so whatever works, works.

>>25637160
yes. the power is within yourself. don't think too much about it. good luck.

>>25634323
>chakras
>alignment
>spiritual energy

well, whatever floats your boat, anon-kun.

>>25634323
Oh hey! I love Green Lantern

>>25637160
Chaos magic senpai.

>>25635240

>I wish I could believe. I'm a gentle non-edgey atheist. I know for a fact people need rituals and magic and shit to feel better. I'd hop onboard the chakra/quantum/cupping/homeopathic/faith healing train if I could.

Best starting point for an atheist agnostic is to start with the paradigm that it is physical relaxation and concentration which stimulates the nervous system, muscles, bloodflow and lymphatic system through the mind-body connection and that the chakras are symbolic focal points of nerve and hormone clusters in the body.

Don't have to believe in any metaphysical spiritual stuff, just follow that paradigm and do various yogic and meditative exercises (ideally following a progressive system) every day. If you stick with it eventually strange things will happen and your paradigm may shift into a belief that while it does positively effect the physical in a rational way, the synchronization and focus leads to effects which brings into question assumptions about the world and ourselves (ineffable wisdom through experience).

>>25640443
it floats all of our boats, anon-chan

>>25634323

will my chahkras align if I get dubs?

>>25641759
no, but mine will

>>25638563
>>25638907
this, pretty much.

you're better off focusing on the CONCEPTS behind them and not the wacky energy signature nonsense. survival, empathy, a healthy sex life, you need to let these things into your life organically, not color-coding that shit so you have an excuse to fuck up because your chakras are misaligned.

those faggots don't even kundali

Does acupuncture somewhat help in fixing your chakras?

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>chakras

Whatever helps you get through the day

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>believing in the chakra meme

o-okay anon

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>>25642393
Desperate people need deaperate explenations..

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>>25638102
>You have social anxiety because you're literally leaking your life force because your root chakra is wide open due to constant masturbation
all of my keks

>>25643442
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>>25638563
Pretty fucking stupid of you to move the protective turtle honestly.

>>25642286
it depends - you need to make sure to find a certified acupuncturist

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>>25638102

>root chakra