>Tfw holding my piss in for 2 hours and counting because my roommate has women over
>Tfw no jugs
>Tfw bout to blow
been in your situation before.
pee into a shirt and then wash it later,
fuck off. you act like if he walked out they wouldn't say what are you doing in there anon? just sitting alone in your room on a saturday night? fucking normies leave.
as for op i suggest pissing out of the window or on a pile of clothes. i always keep food and other drinks in my room in case this happens.
>tfw shat in a bin twice in my life since I didn't want to go out and see the people in my dorm at uni
Who gives a fuck about what some sluts have to say? If you have to piss just go fucking piss
More so, if they aren't busy sucking dick in the bathroom just use the toilet like everyone else and turn your autism down