What can you assume about this girl /r9k/?
I know her really well let's see how good you are at analyzing people...
>the >awkward shy girl in highschool
>number of dick taken is between 4 and 15
>muh funny 9gag humour
>"I love the beatles"
>"smart" for a girl
>has facebook and twitter, but not instagram
All women are basically the same. Everyone, even your mom sees you through a biological ranking system.
This person can be the nicest woman alive, or the most horrid, all depending on nothing but you and the decisions you have made to become who you are.
No one else in the photo, so she's probably there with one other person.
The other person is probably a parent or grandparent, since young person would probably get in the shot by doing a selfy. Plus old people like pictures like this, young people usually get close ups.
She seems happy to pose, not forced.
Clothing is modest enough for a walk along the beach.
My guess is she's a normal non-skanky gril who went on a walk with her dad.
>very basic outfit
>barefoot, she probably wore cheap flip-flops
So, she's a little lazy and careless, which in turn could signify low self-esteem (aka depression, mental illness, she cray).
>covering face with hair
Low self-esteem (maybe a self-harm kinda cray)
>taking a picture of some boring rocks with boring body of water in the background.
That could have been a "look, I'm on vacation" pic, but considering how extra-bland her location is, this was the whole "I want to take another completely useless, self-obsessed selfie, but I want to look humble... let's use this place to make it look like I wanted to take a pic of my site instead."
>That taken into consideration:
>she's an attention whore
We all know what that means.
From her physique, I would guess that she doesn't exercise much, or perhaps she is younger and more developed for her age (i.e. slight fat on arms & rounder face)
From her clothes, I am led to believe that she stays with current fashions, though her clothes don't seem unreasonably expensive, so I'd think that she has a fair sense of restraint in personal matters. Also, she is probably middle class (nice clothes, at beach where people pilot speed boats & camera resolution).
I get the feeling that it is a photo taken by a parent on a family vacation from the pose, which is "Ladylike". Or perhaps she is a fairly traditional christian.
She is self-concious to a certain extent, though she still wants to exhibit her body (Skin-tight tights, versus the looser versions some wear, would normally be wearing a t-shirt, her hair is tasteful, though not a display & push-up bra).
Probably prefers sandals, though this may be because it is a vacation.
She is also a normie.
Deal with it scummy, I'm addressing the average person, even here on this disgusting corner of the internet, most of us fall into that category, in which we can change ourselves.
Maybe not you.
One can tell she's promiscuous, since she accentuates her breasts, thighs, and ass.
One can tell she enjoys indie media, since she has messy bangs.
One can tell she is in a comfortable economic position, from her thick thighs and cheeks.
Game designers must love modern trends in female fashion.
Female clothing never used to be this form fitting, but now its at the point where game makers can take a nude female model, slap clothes textures on it and call it finished.
>So, she's a little lazy and careless, which in turn could signify low self-esteem (aka depression, mental illness, she cray).
>Low self-esteem (maybe a self-harm kinda cray)
>From her physique, I would guess that she doesn't exercise much
>I get the feeling that it is a photo taken by a parent on a family vacation from the pose, which is "Ladylike". Or perhaps she is a fairly traditional christian.
>One can tell she enjoys indie media, since she has messy bangs.
>that's not a girl you know, it's you
>you think yoga pants are pants
>"quirky" like a manic pixie dream girl, actually just a narcissist ("I'm such a snowflake, I'm play the ukelele")
>guys start to realize you full of shit and it's around that point you start to blame them for not being feminist enough to date you, you break up and you move down the line
>Your name starts with an A
>think you're too smart to be a stacy but you're actually just an uglier stacy
>have a boyfriend because he took this picture, wouldn't pose like that for someone you don't want to bang
>standing on rocks with no shoes on so either you took them off or you're not an ordinarily outdoorsy person (not prepared) and you didn't go to this beach for a hike
>looks Slavic, probably Russian
>lives somewhere further south, desert+Mediterranean I'd guess Israel
>looks like she's in the army, maybe military police
>looks like she mostly listens to black metal
>likes nature and such
>doesnt exercise much due to non defined arms
>gets way by having a decent rack and hips
>messy hair can be from wind or just her being a bit different/awkward
>i tend to think less awkward because she isnt afraid to be barefoot in public
7/10 would bang
>I know her really well let's see how good you are at analyzing people...
The bait gets worse with each revolution.
Do you think this is a motherfucking game?
OP answer me, I will not relent!
>the moderately social girl
>number of dick taken is between 20 and 48
>muh funny I only date tall men humor
>"I love dicks"
>"big tits" for a girl
>has facebook and twitter
You are so oblivious anon
Aha! it's her sister. OP if you don't confirm I'll post her name and fb.
>pretends to get around male hobbies eg. fishing
>pretends she's not a slut but definitely is
>potential for anime fandom but i will not confirm this
>lives in town, just likes posing at locations like this
>plays on the cute non-stacey vibe by exploiting orbiters who think she's different
>has flat and disproportionately large nipples.
she probably had one of those goth 'scene' phases during high school.
8/10 would gf