What's the best compliment anyone has given you /r9k/?

>you are so handsome

>>25631378
>ok class. Time to look to your right and compliment that person.
>Stacey you go first.
>oh hey! Anon right? You always look so tired.
>entire class laughs, teacher thanks her. Then it's my turn.

>you're a nice guy

>>25631378
>out of all the guys I've ever met, you're gonna be the best father

>Sir!

>You forgot your receipt...

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my middle school bully told me I had really pretty eyes, and a girl I knew in highschool told me I had very soft hands

>you're kinda cute, i'd cuddle you in a platonic way

t-thanks r9k

A girl once said I had a nice smile
I felt bad because later it got out that I had said she had a great body and a terrible face and I would only fuck if she had a paper bag on.

Yeah I probably don't deserve a girlfriend.

For the record, guys can be way more gossipy than girls are. Don't trust anyone with anything.

If only talking about unrelated females my age, I was called handsome once.

>>25631378
Your eyes are very blue today

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>>25631378
I would say this

i made a girl cum so hard she cried and she said she "discovered a new kind of orgasm." that's pretty much my only achievement

>>25631378
I had a lesbian friend try and be straight for me.

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>ask guyfriend to link me what he's fapping to
>"secret"
>"you suck"
>"it's usually small asian girls because they remind me of you"

>>25631622
Did you fuck later?

A really hot and genuinely nice girl found me attractive a couple years ago when I was in the 10th grade despite me being an ugly manlet, but unfortunately I was a beta and terrified of women and fucked it up through my autism.

>>25631603
good on you. I wish I could please a woman. 6.5 inch dick, in great shape, great at oral, pretty good at sex, but just not alpha enough for them to get into it.

fuck this shit.

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>>25631698
> a couple years ago when i was 15

>you're like a robot anon, like you don't have any feelings

>>25631785
That's not a complement, sit.

>be 18
>freshman in college
>fingering a girl for the first time
>make her cum with two fingers
>"anon I want you inside me"

I was inside her shortly thereafter.

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>>25631672
y-yeah

original comment reeee

"You are human perfection" said in a pretty serious way.

>>25631378
>"your really handsome but always look like you want to kill someone."

She wasn't wrong desu.

>>25631378
>your pretty chill anon

I literally can't think of a compliment that somebody has given me in the last couple of years.

A lot of people told me I was smart/handsome

I can read some Japanese

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>I've really come to like you over this semester, anon. You're a cool guy!
>mfw I didn't know what to say, so I laughed at him

Genuinely the nicest thing a guy has ever said to me.
I hope I didn't break his spirits or anything, shook his hand during the last class and wished him lu vCard k though.

A girl recentl said to me "you have a baby face! I mean,it's cute a baby face at least!" Th..thanks...

>are you okay?

{orange anal comment guyees}

>holy shit you're tall
>hey, isn't he kinda cute?
>chill anon, you have a sexy nose
>oh wow, you have a great music taste anon

Thank you Stacy, and the hippie nigger that never took a fucking shower

>>25631378
>You're a great kisser
After my first kiss. She also told me I had a big dick and that I was handsome but those were both lies.

"If the only thing left of you was your smile and your little finger, you'd still be more of a man than anyone I've ever known."

>You have a very soothing voice

>>25631378
>You're so intelligent
Multiple times, from doctors, teachers, friends etc.
>We need people like you in higher positions.
Police officer friend
>You are so manly, if I was a few years younger I'd grab you.
>You are so wise
>I guess you are pretty busy with your girlfriend
>You are my best friend

>22 yo
>Neet
>Virgin

Narcissistic depression is one hell of a ride lol

>>25631378
A special person told me that I'm pretty good.

>>25631378
Don't even remember. Haven't browsed this board in forever since it became adv 2.0

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I did have a bf, once.
It felt extremely good to hear him say things like: "I love you" and "You're beautiful", and "Can you come online? I really need you." Now he's gone - it makes me wonder if all the things he said were lies.

I still love him.

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>>25632846
I got that, too, then right after they said it was monotone.

>"It's like your songs aren't even something that have been worked on so much as they're things that just naturally poured out of you. If flowers played music, that music would have the same cadence and natural flow that yours does."

>>25632860
Kill yourself whiny faggot

>>25632943
I get the monotone thing often as well. I also have a very stern face and I come off as intimidating to most so it really puts people at ease when they come to find out that I'm actually a gentle individual. A blessing and a curse I guess.

>>25632985
I would like to, but that would fuck up my friends and family lol.

>>25631378
>"You're so gentle anon, you just listen. How were you able to get him to open up when nobody else could? You just sat there and talked to him without antagonizing him. How did you do that?"

It's very simple you dumb fucking bitch, just shut your vagina and let the poor bastard get a word in.

"Cleaned up he looks really good"
>girlfriends mom

Some anon once told me "Why do you deserve to have a girlfriend?"

>>25633895
You probably deserve a grill anon. Robots are just looking for someone to love

>"I can see myself having your children"
Felt good yet slightly unnerving (I was 18 at the time)

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>I really hope you have kids so there are more people in the world like you

>Wow, you really know how to kiss
While smooching a first timer :(

>you smell nice
>you're nice
>"most handsome boy"
eeezzz

>>25631730
just grab their hair and dont care

>>25633358
this is so true, people dont know how to talk to quieter people its amazing. Just listen to them like nobody else has, its the key to their heart. I've made my best friends this way.

>>25633895
Cause lifes hard

>>25632952
i do music, hope someone crafts a sentence like that at me one day lol

>tfw just like shinji in the sense that I can never just accept a compliment and my self-loathing forces me to see the compliment as being insincere or undeserved

>Every girl would love to have your hair

It was a random older blonde woman who struck me as having been a feminist in the late 60s/70s.

>you are a pretty boy...
some old slavic lady in my checkout line at work
th-thanks
>all my friends call me a pretty boy too cause i act like a child all the time

>>25636549
I was thinking the same thing. I'm being a dick tho if flip it. What right do we have to invalidate the opinions of others or call them liars? The insecurity basically makes me an evil control freak.

>"I'm glad you didn't turn out retarded"
My mom after talking about how she drank while she was pregnant.
Jokes on her I guess.

>You are very quiet. You're probably one of those quiet geniuses.

Wish I were. Instead of just a social retard, a fucking retard, a complete useless retard.

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real life:
>used to work with a bunch of cute high school girls
>came to work with a fresh haircut
>native american coworker qt who's thick as FUCK runs up to me
>"holy shit!" *squeals and bites her lip*
>"you're fucking perfect, anon!" *gives me a high five*
>she turns bright red and starts playing with her hair, notice her other hand is wandering around the inside of her thigh
>she wants the dick so fucking badly holy shit
>never give it to her and remain a virgin to this day

pic related, pretty much what she looked like, except her hips were a bit wider.

on the internet:
>have had my body called 10/10 and "perfect"
>"fucking handsome"
>"i'd marry you"
>"I've jacked off a couple times to this picture"
>have seen my pics been reposted on /r9k/ and /b/
>pretty much assume that 99% of the comments were made by faggots and not qt grills

>>25631378
>You look like you'd probably be good at doing "The Moonwalk"

Joke's on you Grandma, I'm incredibly uncoordinated and hurt myself regularly just doing normal people things.

have been called gorgeous, beautiful, handsome, sexy, smart, all by top quality stacys. I am the spaghetti master so nothing has ever happened. Nothing will ever happen. ...

>>25631378
Cute, Adorable and "beautiful" coloured eyes.

A lesbian told me I had a nice hair cut

Then she took off her hat and said "I have the same one"

I don't know how to feel about this

>You are such a beautiful person
I then debated that I wasn't, the conversation didn't last long.

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>You look like a vulture

>You're a smart wonderful person and will go on to do great things
Someone wrote something this in my notebook while I was away from my desk once. It made me feel sad because I know I'm a failure but at the same time happy that someone would do something so small and kind just to make a stranger's day a little brighter. It's the only compliment I remember.

>got on bus
>no seats left
>had to sit next to retarded girl
>look across the walkway/aisle
>qt3.14
>she looks and smiles at me
>'thats a nice jacket, anon. i like it"
>no idea how to respond
>just sit there with a red face staring at her for like 5 minutes till the bus takes off.
>listen to music for the 4 hour bus trip.

it was really the nicest thing that anyone has every said to me.
if your reading this thanks.

>>25639736
In any case, I'd fuck that vulture.

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>>25639736
vultures are fucking kawaii

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>>25631467
>my middle school bully told me I had really pretty eyes
What kind of relationship did you have with your bully?

>You should write a book

Several times, mostly by girls

>>25640276
the kind of relationship where i got punched in the balls daily, so much even that i now cannot have kids. this developed a fear of commitment. just in case the girl i was dating ended up quite serious that we thought about kids then having to drop this bomb shell on her would probably make her just run away. but who am i kidding i need to at least have had a girl even interested in me. also he broke my arm twice.

Girl complimented my nose without knowing i had a complex about it.

>>25631378
>You're funny
Several times
>I would trust you with taking my virginity
Once

>>25640284
>girls
>/r9k/

>>25640348
And a random woman 10 years older said that I was bang material; while I was with my family.

>"Wow Anon, you are a natural cook!"
The only time my gf complimented me where I didn't feel like it was forced.

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"nice car"

>>25631378
3 years ago a 10 year old I'd volunteered to supervise told me he liked my haircut, really the only compliment I've received this decade.

>You're cute/handsome. Verbal.

>Her face lights up and she smiles when she sees me coming over to talk to her. Physical.

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>I like you better with short hair

the same old bullshit i always hear
"oh you're really smart"
which is actually code word for: "i'm really dumb, so you just seem really smart!"

it's not that i'm smart or not, it's how i chose to mold my personality and it's the choices i make.
i don't make stupid choices and i always try to plan ahead, more methodical than intellectual.
i also love challenges, i don't just throw my hands up as soon as something gets hard.

smart? just well tempered.

The only compliments I've every received was about the way i dress. Something that literally anyone can achieve.

>>25631378
"Well done" after a raid in a mmorpg

>Sitting at a assigned seat next to two Stacies and one Normie
>Have green eyes and be wearing a green T-Shirt
>The Normie comments "Hey look Anon's wearing the same color shirt as his eyes again"
>Both of the Stacies smile and say "Oh yeah!"
>The Stacy that sits across from me says "You're so beautiful Anon"

It was nice

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>>25641266
>Hey look Anon's wearing the same color shirt as his eyes again

>anon, did you know that i'm obsessed with tall skinny guys like you. plus, you're handsome.

we made out.

that was when i was 16. im 21. haven't kissed a girl since.

>>25638339
want to show your pic now?

>>25639616
It's not a real compliment if she complemented herself at the same time, I guess.

>>25640104
you're welcome
( ;lk;j oiupui .,m/m./ )

>>25631378

>I've been complimented exactly once by someone my age
>"You know what anon, you're kinda handsome actually *laughs*"

And then just lots of "wow how tall are you do you work out" from people making conversation.

Never even held hands with a girl. Someday I'm gonna an hero and stop replying to these dumb threads.

>Woah, you look like one of those models that girks would go crazy over anon!

>Quit it, Anon! You are really intelligent, just lazy.
th-thanks mom
Oh, also:
>Why is everyone so mean to you?
>b-because no one likes me...
>Well, I like you

>aw you're adorable!
Just kill me now

>>25641635
>If youre (senpai) going to join you can't use these decks
>hey anon, wanna join our magic game?
>senpai:are you serious? Anon is the only one here with a deck more oppressive than mine

That said, we trade being senpai and neither of us actually use the word senpai.

>>25641406
FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUremember, kids, originality is very important

>Do you ever just walk down the street and catch women looking at you?

I posted a pic of myself once and someone said that. I got a load of shit for the pic too though, but all the same.

>>25636549
>dat hedgehog's dilemma
Too real are these feels

>>25641688
Forgot to mention I was told this a lot when I was like 15-16. I was a late bloomer so I hadn't really hit puberty properly. Girls always just saw me as cute and girly, especially because of my long hair. Now I'm nearly 21 and I'm 6'2, with shitty stubble and a deep-ass voice. Any redeeming qualities I once had are gone, and so now girls just see me as a manchild or straight up autist. I just want to be a qt grill and have people think I'm cute, please just let me go back to those days ;-;

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thank you big dick genes

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>"You're a solid 5/10"

>>25631378
>listen kid, your dumb computer thing with the numbers is gonna fucking skyrocket I know it, but just know I love you

My dad died

I'm still average at coding

>You look so normal, you'd be the first person to die in a horror film.

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"We want our kid to be just like you when he grows up"
>mfw

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"Are you gay? You've never dated a girl.", said one of my female "friends".

A year later at my old high school she got expelled for doing pot on the bus. She was pretty hot though.

>>25642074
>He's never dated a girl so he must be gay
NEITHER HAVE I DATED A GUY, BITCH.
God damn normie girls are stupid.

>>25640328
Please don't tell me he got away with it. That's not "boys will be boys"

>i can't understand why you don't have a gf, anon. You are nice, good-looking, and physically fit.
This comes from a lot of stacies at work.

>>25641862
Fuck off nigger

origami comment

>>25631378
I was told that I'm like an incorruptible knight and I'm autistic enough to consider that a compliment.

>>25631378
>"You are so cute"
Still a virgin though ;_;

>>25640383
being out with family and then having the waitress ask whether you already have a gf is weird too.

>>25631378
>friend: anon legit what is wrong with you
>why are you still a virgin and why haven't you even tried to get laid?
>i won't tell names but some people have told me, and objectively looking I agree with them, that you're really photogenetic

I've been told I'm smart lots of times.

My drawing skills were exceptional for a child.

People complimented and were in awe of what I would craft from paper. Like cars with interiors and shit.

I've been told I 'speak' well, whatever that means.

Also grills used to melt at some retarded face I did. I called it 'the puppy'.

Man I want to kill myself for wasting the potential. There are legitimately disabled people who got absolutely fucked from the birth and then there's me with no visible handicaps. But then again I had a single mother and who knows what else got fucked up in my head.

sob

>>25631378
An old man once told me I look like John Wilkes Boothe

>>25641012
Can relate. Intelligence test confirm that I'm actually below average but everyone says I'm super smart. I just like reading popular science.

>be 16
>stand in bus stop
>having a really shitty day
>see this creepy lady (30-40 years old) from the corner of my eye
>she is staring at me
>nervous as fuck
>she slowly walks to me
>"you are destined for great things child"
>"...excuse me...?"
>"you will do something powerful in the future"
>"...yeah, how would you know that?"
>"I see it in your eyes child. You have powerful eyes."
>We get on the bus and she doesn't say another word to me

I don't know why but it felt good and creepy at the same time.

>youre really not clumsy (as in like drunk kung fu master)
>you talk really good, are you from the capitol? (as in you talk very correctly or something i dont know how to say in englado)

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>>25643106
You are destined to become one of our horsemen.

>>25643207
No guns here senpai

My comment is original as fucking adidas

>>25643106
I knew that the chosen one is browsing /r9k/

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>>25631378

> What's the best compliment anyone has given you /r9k/?

"You'll meet a great girl who falls for you someday."

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>>25643106
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE BETAS, NOT JOIN THEM! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE FEELS, NOT LEAVE THEM IN DARKNESS!

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>>25631378
I don't know, I've had few compliments, can't really say which is best

>you have really awesome eyes
>Anon, you're hair is so soft. It's like a pillow.
>Anon's the smartest person I know. Like really smart. If there were more of him in the world it would be a much better place.
>Anon, you don't realize how proud I am of you. You don't realize how proud your family is of you. You don't realize how proud everyone is of you. My friends are always asking about you, how you're doing and all that. Whenever I bump into one of your friends from HS they always ask about you and when you'll be back. You're teachers, Mrs. F in particular, are always asking how you're doing in college. Anon, you're a good, intelligent, likable person. Please don't do this.
>You have this very calm, peaceful, soothing personality that radiates. You sooth and bring calm to people. You make people feel at ease and comfortable when you're around them. There are people out there that like you, there will be people in your future that like you and I know that one day you'll make a woman very happy that you're her husband. Not to mention, you're one of the most intelligent patients I've had. So, there is hope for you after all, these things are just setbacks and you'll eventually get through them.

I still want to kill myself, and I've finally reconciled with myself about it, and I'm gonna pull it off soon once I get a few things in line.

>>25631378
>You know, anon, you kinda look like someone who could murder a man.

>>25631378
>You'll make a great husband one day
Maybe.

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>>25643279
You don't need to use violence.

>you have good eye brows

That's all

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>>25643291
>"Don't worry anon, you'll find someone one day. There are plenty of really ugly girls out there".

>>25643377
I hope all those people in your life are able to deal with your death in a good manner.

>>25631378
>you're adorable

she might as well have called me a pathetic piece of shit

>>25631603
Don't take it too seriously
Mom lie to sons all the time

>Yesterday i had sex for the first time with a 45 year old gay guy and after i gave him a blowjob he told me that it was the best blowjob he ever received

>>25643575
>being complimented by a guy
faggot

>"well aren't you a pretty boy"

Bigbtqt I plowed

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>>25631453
For you
-quote bane the dork knight rises.

>>25631378
>you look like Eliot Rodgers

>"do you like hurting people?"

>i love your eyelashes
alot of women i meet compliment me on them

Thread is ass

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>"I love your eyebrows, I really want to brush them"
Shame she moved back to the Philippines

>>25644125
This, many times.
I've also been asked if I dyed my hair.

The weirdest compliment I've got was some girl tell me I would be really fucking hot when I grew up

>tfw I'm 19

Thats it robots, I'm escaping to Neverland, the place where I belong

some old lady confused me for a girl when i was like 9 years old

kill me

>>25644223
Why would you camouflage a garden hose? It looks like a snake.

>>25631378
>You sing nice/your voice is nice.
Probably a ile, but i want to believe. Im a dude and he was a dude. No homo tho

>nice meme

filter senpai pls

A girl in a library told me I had beautiful eyes

A woman in a nightclub said I was handsome and hit on me.

A nice woman told me I was smart.

I had other compliments but they were similar. Those three in particular stand out to me, and I remember them more vividly.

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I was visiting my high school during winter break once, and I got to talking with one of my old English teachers. Between what she remembered of how good my writing was, and the fact that I was much better-dressed when she saw me that day, she said with a sigh:

>Oh, you're such a catch, Anon.

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>"You'll be a great husband one day"

>>25644243
lift weight, get big, fuck chicks.

> you are handsome young man
I often hear it from my family. Why are they lying to me?

> you draw that anon?
> you should be an architect

> help me anon, you're good with computers

> cute
From fembot on kik.

>>25631378
>I love your brain.

>>25645121
>tfw if i was fit i would probably be swimming in pussy
>tfw lazy and undisciplined

End it all

>>25643565
Kek.

This is original.

>"You have a great personality"

And then, I've also had people tell me I have no personality.

>>25631378
>You're voice sounds hot, like really hot.
I still cum to that memory alone my mangos.

My best friend's little brother once told me that I looked good in anything I wore, whether or not the clothes themselves looked like shit

Some girl that liked me wrote a paragraph describing what I was like to someone. I didn't find it particularly flattering but in context it was nice

Passing strangers calling me hot/cute has always been pretty nice too

A friend called me good lookin when I dressed up for a wedding and flirted with me all night. That's about the most manly I've ever felt.

>>25646929
I only get complimented on my voice by dudes.
;_;

>You're cute
>you have really pretty eyes
>you're really muscular
>you're really smart(i'm an idiot)