how much money in your bank account rn?

$2500 but i need to pay $500 or so off my credit card.......

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Too scared to check.

Last time it was $98.

8 dolIars

$32k ausbucks

1600 bones,I just want to spend my hard earned dollars on high end cameras, onaholes, toys, liquor and vidya

>>25631303
$900,000,000 dorras

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>>25631331

If you have online banking as an option you can set your shit to atuopay out of your checking account. You can have $125 taken out a month for example and build your credit score. Make sure you get the 500 down to 0 though. Would take 4 months or so.

Just under $8000 in savings, like $200 in checking

About $35k spread around various accounts.

>>25631555
i know what you mean, but every time i try and figure out that shit, i just figure its easier to just rack up credit card debt for however long, and then just bulk pay it off.

i think my credits pretty good because my mom got me a credit card when i was in high school (i'm 24 now) which i use for basically everything and i've never been late in paying it off or anything

like 3 dollars in checking

i think 12 in savings

>$250-ish in Checking because the Holidays fucked me
>$1,500-ish in Savings, which I'm going to put everything in this Year to eventually get up to $50,000

>>25631303
got like 1k in my checking, 2k in my savings, and 7k in my 401k

>>25631303
$210
I do not have a job. This is a lot for me.

>>25631303
Drake?? Is that you?

>>25631595
Ah dude as long as you're never late for your payments you'll be alright.

Good shit anon

>>25631611
oh right
>>25631331
this is me. i also have a few thousand in my 401k idk how much

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>>25631555
Is this from Samurai Jack?

>>25631372
Literally this. Too scared to fucking check

Don't do drugs and drink, you will end up broke

I currently have $3 in my bank account. That is all I have to my name, but luckily no debts either.

1.79 in checking
2.00 in savings

can someone please send me some money

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3 cents

not original apparently

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>>25631303
pic related much anon

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2$

im fucked familia

>>25631640
i just did it now, and i actually only had about $250 on my credit card so i guess i'm doing slightly better than i thought

i also remembered another thing i have, which is i still have an unemployment insurance debit card with a few hundred on it.

>>25631686
CONT* This is not including my physical collection of silver of which I sell when the price is good. Nor does it include my stocks because I lost ownership of them, as they suck ass, but are available to anybody if you want. They are negative bucks I believe.

15k in savings 3k in checking
18yr old in college but my parents are paying for it so I'm gonna be good for a while

>>25631303
TEN
THOUSAND
DOLLARS
CANADIAN

>>25631649

Yup yup. Fun fact, Toonami/adultswim is doing a continuation of the series this year.

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>>25631303

Nice try, IRS

I learned from my days as drug addict the worth of metals, and I did begin to hoard precious metals. So although I have nothing in my bank account, I have a fair bit of Copper, Silver, and Gold.

How are some of you so poor? I mean I wasn't expecting millionaires on /r9k/, but not even having 4 figures to your name?

>>25631710

You can still get yourself a big bag chips, so it's not all bad right?

>>25631875
The majority of the world has no savings. Not sure why you would think r9k 4chan of all places would have some.

>>25631792
go fuck yourself fag

I have the biggest issue with spending it as fast I get it man ;_;

>>25631875
Drug addiction or spending money on other trivial things. Remember, alot of people here don't have jobs.

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tfw 0.00001% interest

>>25631946
Jealous poorfag

about 100 euro

i still live at my moms tho and hers is -10k

feels bad man ;__;

>>25631953
you make the jews rub their hands viciously

>>25631964
can i have like 100 dollars

>>25631953
That's fucking stupid. Budget your money. Don't be a fucking idiot when you get paid put aside the money that you need for rent or whatever and only spend what you can afford to spend.

>>25631303
$8000 from wageslaving away while in school

25 sittin on 25 mil

Altogether I have about 1k
which is like the 2nd most I've ever had in my life.
>>25631875
Because most of the world lives paycheck to paycheck. Most peoples savings are rather meager and can cover home and car repairs or a small trip to the emergency clinic. Anything else puts them in a swamp of debt.

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$3,100

>owe $600 for rent
>have $870 on CC
>~$30/month additionally for my website that I haven't even completed yet
>haven't bought groceries for this month yet
>gf keeps pestering me about going on a fucking trip/going out for dates
>want to save to go to school in Sep

life is pain please help

>>25631303
Approximately 44 cents

>>25632102
Cyborg brother, i strangely know these feels.

210,000 Canadian @ 30 years old

>>25631303

around 5k.

had 20k till i went to vegas twice last year because i was tired of slaving at a job everyday. now i feel poor again.

>>25632102
Would your parents let you live with them for free or reduced rent?

If so, do that. It's stupid to pay rent for muh independence.

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>>25632157
how do you deal with it

cyborg life sucks because friends also keep telling me to come get drunk and it is really hard to say no to booze

>>25632256
the worst part is I do live with them

desu I brought this upon myself I spent many years fucking around not accomplishing shit and am now a 23 year old living at home still

>>25632326
23 living at home isnt a big deal. as long as youre making money and saving it youll easily reach 10k by the time youre ready to leave.

>>25631303
D-drake?

>>25631303
$2200, and a couple of friends owe me about $400 total.

Live at home, no debts, no car, and all I need to pay for monthly is my phone bill and toy preorders. Honestly I wish I could just go back to being a NEET.

>>25632427
still sucks that I'm paying rent to my parents tho

c'est la vie I suppose

You look like drake. But in a bad way.

>>25632326
>the worst part is I do live with them
And they charge you $600 rent?

Shitty parents desu, considering your financial/educational needs.

>>25632326
>$600 rent
>to live with your parents
what

>>25631303
1.6k

fuck you its original

$5400.

Afraid to spend any though since its all i'm going to have until i get a job again. Was on LTD for a long ass time.

>>25632773
>>25632740
I had a friend who's parents charged him $600 to live at home as soon as he hit 20.

Suffice to say they were shitty people.

>>25631859
Sweet, new episodes?

>>25632740
>>25632773
well it's actually $300/month

but I missed a month because I had a bunch of medical shit to pay for so I owe them for two months including jan

>>25632863
>well it's actually $300/month
That's still pretty shitty.

I never got the idea of why parents would make kids pay to live at home, especially ones like you who are on the balls of their ass.

>In before muh teaching of responsibility

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>>25631303
Almost $18,000 now

>looking up student tours that take you around the country (or world)
>between $1500-2500 depending where
>mfw friends are too poor because they spend their money on stupid shit, living paycheck to paycheck

https://www.studentuniverse.com/tour/western-express-northbound/644
That's the one I want to take, but I don't want to take it alone with a group of strangers.

>>25632840
That is some seriously stupid shit. Assuming they're in school and work part time at about 25 hours a week. They wouldn't be able to fucking pay that on minimum wage and would need at least 9-10 bucks an hour.

$923
All financial aid leftovers.

>>25632964

What a shock that people who struggle with all of the entry level basics of life believe stupid shit like your parents shouldn't teach you any financial responsibility or expect you to pay a token amount towards expenses.

>>25633017
Man, I had less than 500 remaining from aid from my freshman year. Still had to buy books and a damn parking pass for school. Goddamn textbooks are a monopoly.

>>25633058
>He fell for the textbook meme
Kek, I just pirate that shit.

>>25632964
I mean it sucks but it's way cheaper than I'm gonna be paying anywhere when I move out

I bitch & moan about it a lot like a true autistic robot but I end up paying

if nothing else it's motivation to fly the nest I suppose

>>25633094
I once had a professor that required physical copies you bring to class or he'd fail you on the spot. All the required books were written by him, the asshole.

>>25633149
>All the required books were written by him
How to spot a cunt.
Seriously, I fucking hate when they do that shit.

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>22
>98k

Inherited apartment complex last year, basically perfect neet life, I collect rent once a month from multiple tenants, when something breaks like once a week I call someone to fix it. Rest of time time is spent browsing and reading.

>>25631303
$421.11 in my checking account. Don't have a savings account.

I have about $760 cash though which is gonna be used for rent.

-$1200 and -2700 on visa and a -118000 mortgage and -30000 in loans.

Got $1200 in a savings account though for emergencies.

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Outside the country about:150k (counting assets, properties. Not counting passive income. Technically not mine yet...)
Inside the US: only about 10k at max.(This is me alone in my account currently, this was gifted to me.)
>tfw dad may have another son to take muh US inheritance, which is a good amount.
>tfw might as well just expat
>fuck taxes.
>stiil can't drive.
I might get a wage slave job for fun, if I return someday.
I also have 2.5k in my pocket currently, if I used my local currency it would seem like a lot more.

I really envy the mega successful people I meet on 4chan, feels like I should have went to school, but I feel as I wouldn't have focused on any subject and would have wasted my time.

>>25633300
Nice, I'm one year younger than you senpaitachi,
where you from?

>>25633055
Nah man, I'm an accountant and have a five figured bank account with numerous five figured investments.

But my parents never charged me while I was going for my degree or studying for the CPA exam.

But hey, you're right, why not keep charging your broke kid, who works at McDonalds, rent. I mean he won't be able to afford tuition to go somewhere to get the qualifications for a real job, but at least we're teaching him financial responsibility! He'll be the most financially-responsible McDonalds supervisor in a few years!

2k in account
3k in savings

>>25631303
Bout $600
Might need to sell one of my guns

>>25633300
what state is this apartment complex in and how do I get in on this action.

$15 000 Canadian.

I had 47k at one time but was a retard and bought a brand new jeep.

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$7 or so in checking

$10-20 in savings

Fml

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Like 6k working 2 jobs and doing odd jobs on the side. Shit fucking sucks i wish i could be a neet im 22 btw wish i could get lucky like some people and be born into east lives. Pay 400 a month with 2 of my friends and dont have to make food trying to save to do something with my life.

>>25631303
A couple of cobwebs and a dead spider.

$38,734.30 in my checking account

10,000 GBP
my mummy watches over them

>>25633945
What do you do and age? Just wondering

>>25633300
who is the girl

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>>25633908
Are you white? I feel I could have been a bit more ambitious if I were, also are you tall?
>money won't make you taller.
>literally have nothing to do but live on this board.

>>25633908
How do you work 2 jobs but only save that little??

I'm jelly of your rent btw

>>25633969

I am 24 and a Software Engineer at a big famous tech company.

I have a lot of money in my checking account because I am saving up for a down payment on a house.

5k in savings, 500-1000 in checking.

>>25632990
>mfw friends are too poor because they spend their money on stupid shit, living paycheck to paycheck

I know someone who has been living paycheck to paycheck for the last 8 years now. I don't understand how he just pisses all of his money away. He doesn't even have anything to show for it. He doesn't even have any medical debt or anything. He's just continually out of money and will never have anything to show for all of his work.

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>>25632326
Im 29 still live wth my mom my rent/utility is $350 a month but thats fair i help pay for water/electricity/food/internet

Try Memrise app goal 5 mins a day help u learna language its fun and easy and free gl anon

>>25633996
Basically finished high school and got a job and moved in with friends hate my parent and they hate me. I play fallout and so stupid shit all day when im not working. Im lightskin also i guess im tall. have no initiative i just get up and do the same shit every day.

>>25634045
>Try Memrise app goal 5 mins a day help u learna language its fun and easy and free gl anon

I appreciate you trying to offer help and advice but what the fuck did you just try to say

>>25634036
Have you tried to suggest some better ways for him to spend his money? It can be pretty hard when your brain is out of whack

>>25631626
Yea when I was NEET'ing it up I remembered "oh boy 200 bucks I can take my gf out to eat and still have gas for a month" sitting on 2k RN and feel broke as fuck since I got my job, decent setup for how young I am tho.

>>25634112
Nope. I don't even care anymore. I plan to cut contact with him when I find a new friend. I only keep talking to him because I don't have anyone else but I wouldn't ever let him know that.

>>25634000
Had like 9k bought a shitter car was tired of riding skate boards to work. Yea not sure what im gonna do if i have to move out life fucking sucks.

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>>25634111
Lol. Its a website/app that helps teach you a language. A skill. Lol. gl = goodluck

>>25632990
>That's the one I want to take, but I don't want to take it alone with a group of strangers.
Why not? In my opinion, part of the fun would be making new friends.

>>25634004
Nice man hope that works out.

>>25631303
>using banks
kek, anon

>2 pounds, 8 oz. of gold in a fireproof case with $500 in cash
>various stacks of $100 hidden at different places in my room
>emergency visa gift card with $250 on it hidden in the case to one of my dead computers

enjoy having the banks take your money as soon as the happening starts you dumb fucking nigger.

>>25634158
Okay hahah, sweet thanks anon. I'll look into it. I've been doing a bit of codeacademy but don't feel like I'm learning much :/

>>25634149
Sooo... is he blowing it on drugs? Video games? Whores? Lol

>>25631303
9500 in debt
1.73 in checking

Well fuck me...

>>25634189
and if your house burns down or you get robbed? much more likely than the happening

>>25634244
How did you get all the debt?

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>>25633516

Montreal, Quebec, Canada

>>25633759

Its in decent shape, nowhere near collapse or anything the government gave it a million dollar appraisal and it appreciates like 20-30k a year.

>>25633985

No idea familia

>bank account
Oy gevalt, the teepeshy of these goyim.

>>25634234
A bit of all three and worse.. tattoos and vape shit and who gives a fuck.

>>25631303
$14,000 in debt in student loans
$3200 in my account tho

still feels bad

>>25634232
S-sure anon! I need to code academy but codeing is soooo boring but i NEED to learn Lua and AngelScript for gmod and svencoop/video games adderall helps a little.

Getting book Lua for idiots on amazon :D

>>25634244
Not personally in debt, but know far too many that are, if I hit that 900mil i'd def drop alot to people of /r9k/ no other board, im not in the best of places but I know im kinda privelaged with where im at and plus alot of you folks here are downright miserable so it makes me feel better about myself, always felt sympathy to people who are endebted to the paper jew, so basically nice compliments is all I give anon.

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>>25634100
I recommend you cut down on your fallout time, and look into free online classes.
I'm learning stuff on the side as I browse, also get fit.
I have extra income because I literally do not spend on anything unless it relates to my work or is food.

>zero social life/ celibacy/ meditation
>haven't gotten a new video game since gamecube.
>bee ur self faggot talk.
I use emulators and keep busy with physical activity, also this is my only social place.
Not saying you have to be extremely crazy like me, but try to change your situation if you feel unhappy with it.
If you're willing to share I could give you some more common sense advice that would probably just piss you off.

>>25634296
Lol shit. I know some ppl who got addicted to heroin and meth and shit. Shit gets fucked and dark quick. Ill stick to my occational/daily adderal use. Goodluck anon

>>25631873
Stealing copper is a shit hustle, it's too heavy and it's really obvious what you're doing when you're parked near a construction site at night

>>25631303
2k. Gotta keep saving so I can move out

>tfw no kind rich-anons will give me money so i can have food for the month ;_;

>>25634189
>the happening
XD

>>25634263
Had a joint loan with the gf

She fucks off back to some Slav country and leaves me with debt and takes all money gg.

>>25634387
Not fat just lazy was thinking about taking out a student loan and do something there. Then i realize how much i hated fucking school not the social interaction just work. But yea ill look into online classes ans shit. Anymore advice?

>>25634546
Damn i would have ended it all at that point.

>>25631303
troy deeney?

$1 in my savings
$42,308.51 in my checking

I've been working shitty jobs since I was 17 and I'm 24 now and don't have to pay for any bills while I live at home. I just save my money

>>25631667
preach. $60 here.

About $14,500.

>>25634610
... why isn't all that money at least in your savings

>>25634721
Because the monthly interest on that much is about 30 cents. I'd rather it be available if I need something immediately than make pocket change interest.

$150k, buying a house soon for me and my girlfriend

>>25634751
My monthly interest is like 3 bucks and I have a third as much money. Your bank must have an incredibly shitty APY.

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536$ CAD total. And our dollar took another hit this week.

pic very related

50k
+8 to my wallet

Hit 16 and 13 on power ball =]

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>>25634549
Well it depends what you want to study, I'm bullocks at math so I would get into a trade and focus on that, but if you are really set on going to school you must really commit to it or at least have 2 backups if you get bored.

If you believe in the STEM meme enough, you can do it, but you must literally fuck yourself up the ass to keep to it. (This is assuming you don't have the aptitude and just want to be miserable with a slightly higher chance at dosh, who knows you could love STEM subjects.)

tl;dr: No turning back once you decide to go to school, but at the same time are you really cut out for school?
I think you need to work on that lazy character of yours, set yourself up with small progressive goals and if you relapse or fail slow down a bit and learn from the experience, I think this is where those online classes would help.
>This is helpful advice.
>This is something you have never heard of before.
>I repeated myself on several points.
I hope you do make the changes in your life that you desire.

About $85 now. I just spent $15 on alcohol tonight. Don't know how I'm going to pay for gas in the coming month

>>25631303
$5400 in savings
$330 in checking

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Not as much as I'd like, since I'm freelancing at the moment. For some reason, men don't just throw money at me just because I'm female, despite what r9k thinks happens.

>>25634823
Thansk a lot man im gonna get to making goals and shit and get to it.

>>25634751
Why would someone suddenly need 42k$ for "something" ? I never keep more than 15k in my checking

>>25634965
I don't know. I'd invest it if I knew how to.

I've basically just saved $5k/year working minimum wage jobs every year

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>>25634884
That's just gay familia.
>>25634925
I seriously hope things turn around for you, Just always remember that bad things will happen and it's up to you to grow from those experiences no matter how hard it may seem.

>>25635016
I would at least put like 30k$ into savings so it's safe from fraud unless you have a limit on your checking. Investing is a meme and pretty useless if you don't have a hugh deposit (100k$+).

7k in savings and about 2k in checkings

About 1000 of that will soon be leaving as a down payment for a fursuit.

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3000 Euro's in savings and 7600 Euro's in stocks and shares.
Also 18 years old.

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>100$US in checking
>8300$US in savings
left murica to go study cheaper in Beanerland

like 9k and about 26k in my investments.

just bumped my cc up to 9k total. When people read "platinum" they automatically treat you better. it is kool

>$45k in a one-year CD account
>$21k in a checking account
>$37k in another checking account
>$102k in stocks

In addition, I make about $80k/year and get $3500 every month from a trust fund.

How did I accumulate this disgusting amount of money? Simple: my late mother left her entire multi-million dollar estate to me in her will and declaration of trust.

>2k in checking
>11k in savings
Doesn't mean shit because I still live at home and it took me a year and a half to save up that money. Feels like I'm stuck...

$4 USD approximately. I pretty much spend my whole pay check within a few days of getting it. I'm 21 and getting maybe 13 hours a week at a shitty 17 year old tier job because my life is a fucking wreck and I can't deal with working 40 hours a week without my depression and anxiety going insane. Kill me.

>tfw need to be up in like six hours but i'm still on 4chan instead

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How do I into stocks?

one thousand great british points, the result of saving up my neetbux even though I spend most on anime figurines and video games.

>>25632990
I just took a trip to Europe this summer alone, because all my friends are still in school or too poor to come with. I was lucky because I had some friends over there that I got to see so about two weeks. I stayed in a hostile in one place and did some stuff with the people there. The other city I visited I got an apartment through AirBnB which was dirt cheap, but in retrospect I wish I would have just stayed at another hostel. I was super bored and had no motivation to do anything when I was alone. So all I did was go out to eat and drink alone in my apartment.

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>-$30
B-but I have about three dollars in change and start wagecucking in about a month, s-so that's good.

>>25631303
-58.93$

My savings are spent now thanks to my ex cunt.

I have to get tires.
I have to get and oil change
I have to get gas
I haven't eaten anything other than potatoes for 3weeks.
I have to pay overdue bills.
I have to sell my guitar to pay those bills.

To top it off my taxes go to fucking niggers and refugees. I make too much overhead for food stamps but I have to pay for Jamal's 5 fuckin kids, and Harim jabul dickmunch's salary because he fled his country.

I've lost 35 pounds due to starvation and have to smile and act like everything is fine because I'm a man.

Last week I woke up and my balls were blue and swollen and hurt like a mother fucker. So insurance laid for a Biopsy and guess what I have testicular cancer. On top of that my insurance premium now rose and put me in the red.

Thanks Obama you made me a racist and now I'm just days away from killing myself because I have to pay for others to live here. Fuck you and fuck healthcare and fuck Muslims and FUCK YOU LAZY COCKSUCKING NIGGERS FUCK YOUR BABYMAMAS AND FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK YOU GODDAMNIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Im amazed that middle class means you can continue to be assfucked sideways with a chainsaw with debt.

So yeah I'm poor and alone and dying and can't afford to get help all I can do REEEE and hope that I someday get to witness the second revolution in this shitty ass country where the common man is worthless and Big Brother is too goddamn Big.

FML.

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Buy low and sell high, also git gud.
>>25637713
>ex cunt
we warned you brah, told you about those succubi brah.
You should go full Breivik,disregard the smug face.

>>25631303
$23,400.
Only because I got hit by a car a few years ago. I had $31,000, but I've been spending it on shit. I need to stop and save it and maybe invest it before I spend it all. Like, fuck.

52k PLN

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1k cash
need another 500 to get this jacket tho

i only save up to buy shit never to actually save up. at least i dress like a millionaire

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>>25637713
>...continued

Don't even start to lecture me on money management.

I paid my dues and tried my hardest to keep myself out of debt, the one person I trusted fucked me and bailed with her new boyfriend after 8 godfucking tits years.

Try holding down 1750$ month mortgage on a condo after you thought everything was going so well. I've had it on the market for months and I'm totally fucked because the foundations shit.

Cuntbitch ex left for some baby daddy nigger who got her preggers 2weeks into their cheating relationship before she broke it off with me. She wouldn't even have my child!!! FUCK Fuck fuck her...

I paid for her college and put my dreams on hold and now I'm dying and broke and poor and alone.

An hero is my only salvation,, all I wanted was a good life and a chance god but nope I'm done for your sick fuck.

>>25637828
Like $1000 but I live with my mom and dad so I don't pay bills really. I buy groceries, take them out to eat occasionally, and buy most of my own stuff.

I feel very fortunate to have parents that don't hate me and are willing to support me. I've even talked to them about it before, asking if I'm a disappointment to them in anyway because of it and they both said I'm much better off than either of them were at my age, so I'm happy with that.

My other friends who live out on their own are fucking miserable though and are constantly in and out of their parent's place all the time, so I feel pretty well off financially

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>>25637828
>>25637902
didn't mean to quote you, sorry
original comments are a good idea

0 at all times

fell for the smoke weed erryday meme

>>25637828
>>25637713
Same robot here,

Your right she was a succubi. She cucked me and I'm paying for it with my life.

I've sold most I could of my furniture and accessories and Gaming pc. I'm lucky to have a coworker who lets me bum his Netflix account otherwise all I have is porn and you guys.

>>25631303

>my northern european wellfare.
>I BE BOSS NAW

>>25637354
Don't go into stocks unless you want to lose all your money...

Instead, learn to invest your money in some real assets

>>25638000
>assets
>asset
>ass

Trips speak truth brethren, invest in hookers and blow.

>>25631303
bout $10 grand
also have around $50k invested in my apartment as cash

>2000 swiss dollars chash
>35'000 savings

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>>25637982
That's a bad situation you have there buddy, The most I can do is wish you well and hope that things turn out better for you.

My extreme reccomendation is that you liquidate whatever assets that you have left that aren't immediately needed for living, and if that's still not enough declare bankruptcy.

I honestly don't know how to help in this type of situation because I would never succumb to it due to my character.

>I didn't help you.
>empty platitudes.
I really hope things turn around for you.

>>25638087
how do you guys have so much money? what's your job? i thought all of you were still living with mom and neet

>>25638087
>swiss dollars

>>25638118
Everthing i ever earned went to my savings. I had a normal office job and now im going to university. But here in swiss 35k aint that much money.

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84 bongbux

$35k

Really need to fight the social anxiety and increase that, though

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Ballin' hard nigga

>>25639759

First I read the right column as Retarded Activities

>>25631303
About $400.

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>>25631303
$2500 in bank
$15k in student loans
$15k owed on car
$10k in credit card debt

I have about 50k in american moneys.
I've never actively saved any money, I just don't spend it. I have never run out of spending money either, I can't even fathom how you could if you have a full time job. And I have a shitty job.

>>25631303
$16k in bank
$40k in student loads
$1k on credit card

who is tis ugly fag and why is he all over 4ch

>>25640289
What do you eat?
I have a horrible habit of eating out all the time and it's my #1 expense.

I just hate cooking and can't stand eating hot pockets and ramen all the time.

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autismbux coming in soon though so its good

>>25640243
Dear god why did you do that to yourself. Second hand cars are far better value and everyone should know that owning a credit card is a retarded move. Never spend what you don't have.

>>25640305
it's drake you mong

>>25640367
Hoe? Altijd gedacht dat autismegeld moeilijk te verkrijgen is in nederland

>>25640413
M'n moeder had een soort thuisbezoek aangevraagd, er kwam een vrouw zo'n 10 minuten met mij praten en ik kreeg te horen dat ik gratis geld krijg door mijn autisme.

like 1,5k but i still owe about 8k so im fucked

>>25640358
I eat out about 5 times a week mainly due to work, I live on a diet of rather easy meat and potato kind of dishes. But it's not uncommon I eat both lunch and dinner, I have a physical job.

>>25640388
Not really used to managing my money.

My income used to be higher and my expenses lower, and I just got used to doing whatever the fuck I wanted (nothing too extravagant, just eating out and buying vidya) and still saving money.

Then my financial situation went to shit (not because of my spending) and I didn't break my old habits.

The car thing was... kind of dumb. I really needed a car and didn't have one, and my credit was shit, so I just jumped on the first so-so offer I saw.

I just need a better job and then I wouldn't have to worry about money at all. I don't spend a lot, I just have shit income ATM.

>>25631303
Over 30k sterling.

>>25640481
>gratis geld
Ik gun het je. Denk dat mijn ouders me direct naar de fabriek sturen als ik zoiets zou proberen te regelen. Zou het geweldig vinden om zelfstandig te kunnen leven van normaaltjes belastinggeld.

$247.68
My rent this month will be $250
I don't know what to do.

>>25640636
Find $3.

>>25640636
Do some stupid survey sites that pay 10 cents for each filled out one. 3 bucks ain't shit that way

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>>25640636
Ask the 2 dollar guy to chip in his live savings.

Just under 1000 English pounds
Get payed 1100 in 18 days

It's an internship so I don't complain, I don't even have to go in or do anything a lot of the time

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143 britpoints
i'm 25 and NEET, Getting my first delicious welfare cheque tomorrow for 300

I worked full time for 2 years on minimum wage and was set to be married to my first GF but there was no prospects for promotion and it made me literally want to kill myself, when I quit my GF left me. I was shit in school so have no formal education.

Am genuinely happier now wasting my days away wanking and watching pirated movies and playing pirated games, but the creeping feeling that it's all going to go wrong any day gets worse.

Checking: $4,756.19
Savings: $5,536.75

>>25641252
Is it because I asked you about Twilight that you assumed I was a girl?

>>25631303
about $3000 but technically -$7000 due to student loans.

>>25631303
$85,000 Australian

I would use it to make more money, but I live in Sydney so it might as well be 85 dollars for all the fucking good it'll do me

>>25641281
Created from a primordial ooze?

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>around 600 bongs in main visa
>1.1k bongs in credit card
>3k bongs in business main
>22k bongs in business savings

One grand
Still live with parents though so this is basically all drug money

>>25631303
1.6 grand, in pounds.

I got a decent Christmas bonus and I saved up quite a bit. This is the first time I've had over 1000 in my account for more than a month. Gonna spend it on vidya, weeb shit, alcohol, and potentially a couple of holidays this year. I really should continue saving it since I'm having to move out this year and will have to start paying 600+ a month for rent and stuff, but I'm not really a forward thinker or entirely optimistic about the whole thing in the first place.

>>25640861
Is that 1100 a month? Fuck me, I thought internships were basically just modern slavery for pittance. You jammy bastard

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If you mean total (detract debts), then about 20k.

>>25641992
Nah mate, University internships pay okay considering. A lot of graduate level internships are similar, although I imagine going to a huge company like google you'd just slave

>>25641992
Yeah that's per month, after tax, NI and pension scheme

.16 cents ... AMERICAN CENTS. Sad part is, its been like that ever since late August.

29.97 European dollars

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Just 50 yuros which have been blocked because some bullshit debts my father gave me by putting my name in his property when I was seven years old. Basically I have 50 in the bank, all my other money in cash and +2,000 in tax debts.

Can't get a job without the state robbing me what's mine.

>>25631303
FUCK OFF WHY DOES THIS THREAD HAVE MORE THAN 1 REPLY WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS THREAD WHAT IS YOUR GOAL THIS DOESNT MAKE ME HAPPY TO READ PLS REMOVE THIS THREAD

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>>25631303

About $1500 in Canadian maple falvoured monopoly money.

Why do you ask, OP?

>>25631303
and people say I look like drake

20k USD

$800 in checking
$5000 in online savings
$10500 in 401k
$3500 in brokerage account

Been out of college about a year and a half. No debt, live alone in an apartment, work decent job, getting masters while I work (they pay). I should probably be saving more but I don't want roommates so I cough up extra for rent.

I think I'm doing average for no inheritance or any family money. Going to open a Roth IRA this year and try to contribute the max to that.

>>25633300
this is why landlords are among the most hated scum on earth

Doesn't matter, still in debt.

>>25640586
>I have 10,000 dollars in credit card debt
>I don't spend a lot

>>25645793
It isn't unless you're a poorfag.

If you make 60k a year that's pocket change.

Around $400 and have like $900 cash which is slowly getting to be less and less.

>>25631303
Chemical engineer reporting in
280k after 3 years of work (before I had like 1000$).
But I have 2 jobs and dont spend my money - only food and single room.

>>25634759
gl anon!