>"Hey buddy, I saw you looking at my girl friend's

lost sucked you fat faggot

>>25630278
>Robert makes such a great friend, he's so cuddly and nice

>>25630278
I'd roll a charisma check to get out of it.

If that didn't work I'm sure I'd win the initiation check and dropkick his ass to spergdom.

>>25630278
This shit literally happened to me.
Except I was not looking at her butt, I was making a comment about the wheels on the old woman's mobility scooter that was right beside them.
>I wonder if that thing could go off road with those wheels

>>25630278
fuck you fat bean bandit, kick his ass, fuck his girl.
scalp him so i can have that mane

>"Didn't you play that fat guy in Lost? can I get a autograph?"

>>25630278
What happened to those 3 transitional species? The monkey and the man are still here so what the fuck happened to them?

>>25630278
Start crying in front of them.

>>25630278
I was just thinking about how her chin ass is bigger than her actual ass.

>>25630278

You are way out of your league, man, just be thankful for what you have.

Nice shirt though.

>>25630278
is that based Hurley?

>implying based jorge garcia would talk like that

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>>25630278
This doesn't happen. At least not often.
>Halloween party with exgf
>she is scantily clad deer
>black guys comes up and goes "damn your girl is fine boi"
>"thanks"
>"I mean she way fine,just look at dat ass"
>"thanks again, I will"
>"I mean man, the things I would do if she wasn't dating you, it'd be like"
>walk away as he grunts and thrusts
Only a real fucking douchebag frat Chad would try to start shit over people looking at his gf.

>>25630664
>being a literal cuckold

>>25630278
"Arent you the guy from Lost"

>>25631136
How? By being unconfrontational?

"We need to go back to the Island, Hurley! They need us! We should never have been rescued!"

"What the fuck, I wasn't looking at it, you must be confusing me with someone else"

>>25630278

She's just after your lottery winnings Hurley.

I miss you Hurley.

>>25630278
I laugh and look again before leaving.

>>25630278
Beat the fuck out of him.

>>25631519
Yea man you really need to get some grit, I put a nigger in the hospital and got expelled from HS senior yeat for the nigger ooga booga my gf after he scratched up my car, you gotta be a fuckin man or else your doomed do being a chicken shit and let this shit happen perpetually.

>>25630278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9EQ5zYCNVQ

something like this

>nice shirt pham you look like a fat neanderthal so it suits you

Unless you're <13 reacting with violence is going to make you look like a massive faggot

>>25634693
Have a strong feeling you were raised by a single mother with no masculine (step)brothers/cousins/uncles and have never been in any physical confrontation.

>>25630278
Man, I can't get mad a Hurley. He's a bro

>>25630278
>Reply "Lookin ain't a crime, chief," as I smirk and eye the girl

>>25630278
>me and your shirt have something in common
>Later Homo

>>25630278
Giggle and say "My bad, bro.".

>>25634693
Women are children and if you don't react with violence like a manly protector masculine boyfriend man you WILL be cucked

>>25630302
it was good until season the beginning of season 5.

>>25630278
I could pass for his ugly younger brother so if just punch his shoulder and say "come on".