>"Hey buddy, I saw you looking at my girl friend's butt earlier, show some respect pervert! shes way too good for creeps like you!"
This shit literally happened to me.
Except I was not looking at her butt, I was making a comment about the wheels on the old woman's mobility scooter that was right beside them.
>I wonder if that thing could go off road with those wheels
This doesn't happen. At least not often.
>Halloween party with exgf
>she is scantily clad deer
>black guys comes up and goes "damn your girl is fine boi"
>"I mean she way fine,just look at dat ass"
>"thanks again, I will"
>"I mean man, the things I would do if she wasn't dating you, it'd be like"
>walk away as he grunts and thrusts
Only a real fucking douchebag frat Chad would try to start shit over people looking at his gf.
Yea man you really need to get some grit, I put a nigger in the hospital and got expelled from HS senior yeat for the nigger ooga booga my gf after he scratched up my car, you gotta be a fuckin man or else your doomed do being a chicken shit and let this shit happen perpetually.