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>playing vidya with my bros
>I make a light hearted joke about one of my friends gaming abilities
>he says "Well at least I have a girlfriend :^)"
>my face
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Kill them.

Then kill the damn robot for muting me.
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Lose the normie freinds first
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Same thing happened to me yesterday

>Bowling with group of friends
> Winning because I bowl every week
>Make small joke about one of my friends not having a good score
>he says, "Well where's your girl then. Oh wait you don't have one"
>mfw
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>having normie friends
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>>25629722
Kill him. Kill them all, Anon. Let them witness you.
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>bros
NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OOOOOOOOOOOOUT
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>friends

This board has gone to shit.
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What the fuck do you do in this situation?
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>>25629722
>ITS JUST A JOKE BRAH JUST A JOKEEEEEE

Whats wrong with him hitting back? Don't throw rocks if you live in a glass house.
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>>25630173
Tell him to fuck himself.
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>>25630336

>"Nah, i have a girlfriend for that"
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>>25629722
>Caring about other people being in relationshits

There's about a 50/50 chance (assuming there aren't extra factors that may make the odds even higher) he'll end up cucked and even worse off than you.
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>being so omega you react badly to a bit of banter.
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"Gonna suck when she cheats on you or something"

Pray on his insecurities.
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>>25630572

>overreacting and escalating the banter to being genuinely insulting isn't passive aggressive at all guiz!
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Sounds like your friend is an ass hole. Tell him that.

My best friends gf told me I knew nothing about women and that's why I was single, when we were all 17 (so 8 years ago). I told her she was a complete cunt, and my best friend actually sided with me. Told me not to insult he gf ever again, just to tell him if she was being a cunt.

You sound like you have some shitty bros desu.
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>>25630585
Well if he know's it's not something I want to dwell on, Imma fuck with him too.
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>>25629722
sounds like you have shitty friends anon
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>>25630585
The normie escalated it first. I hate you stupid normalships who act like assholes and then act in shock when we react appropriately.
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>>25630585
What's the matter, Norman? Can't handle the banter?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBvX5dNdMK8

its a prank bro
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>>25629973
You should have responded that you dont need a woman to fix a limp wrist.

Geez, go to /sp/ and lrn2bantz.
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>>25630173
Don't take things so seriously you autist. Tell them "oh, fuck off" in a jokey way if you want to drop it, or be like "I'd have one too if my standards were as low as yours" if you want to be "alpha"
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>>25631552
You shouldn't be on r9k, too logical
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""""friend i wish to speak on you for something what you say is what you get and well I think you girlfriend cuck you may night dude with me and your mom was there too and we'll let's just say me and her and her had done r & r time dudd what I. trying to say is that she succed my d you know my Wang do maybe you should think twice before you insult me bro you're not even my friend to think too li used. I used to look up to it hold for mgmt Judi m go fuck yourself IOU you will never be as good as Mr as at this hasn't I You sick at this game and joy are just mad because it are bad Your girlfriend will cheat on you Cuck libcuck

so maybe yes i have q million hits on real life can you say the same "
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>>25630412
>i've seen the dildo in your house, seems like she fucks herself more often

there you go, #topLAD
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>>25631537
What the fuck is going on in sp? I don't follow sports
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>>25631481
These people are psychotic.
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>>25631753
go into the /epl/ general, nobody talks about sports
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>>25629722
>People getting butthurt
Lrn2bantz
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The only reason this is so upsetting is because we are all robots.

Many other guys who are single get the same treatment as friends joke around using it as normal banter. The reason it hurts more is because the reasons behind it compared to the average guy, your "friends" my likely not understand and think its typical shit talking. Don't be so down just yet.
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>>25631537
/int/ is the better place to hone your bantz

spend a week there, they are savages.
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>>25629722

>Well at least I have disposable income.
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>>25629722

Also that's normies usual comeback because they're insecure in everything else besides the ability to have their genitals touched occasionally.

Fun fact: Most non-Chad normies who even have girlfriends or spouses barely get laid if the relationship is more than six months old. It's hilarious.
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>>25629722
Go away Kyle
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>>25634633
Fuck you Michael
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>>25629722
>ooga booga me dick bigger than yours
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>>25629722
>mfw a normalshit with friends thought he should post on my board near me
fuck outta here
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>>25629722
kill the normie fuck
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>>25629722
>make a small joke about the way my sister was dicing onions
>dicing
>onions
>looks me straight in the eye and says,
>"you're never getting laid."
What a cunt. I'm glad she's a moron.
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