>playing vidya with my bros
>I make a light hearted joke about one of my friends gaming abilities
>he says "Well at least I have a girlfriend :^)"
Same thing happened to me yesterday
>Bowling with group of friends
> Winning because I bowl every week
>Make small joke about one of my friends not having a good score
>he says, "Well where's your girl then. Oh wait you don't have one"
>Caring about other people being in relationshits
There's about a 50/50 chance (assuming there aren't extra factors that may make the odds even higher) he'll end up cucked and even worse off than you.
Sounds like your friend is an ass hole. Tell him that.
My best friends gf told me I knew nothing about women and that's why I was single, when we were all 17 (so 8 years ago). I told her she was a complete cunt, and my best friend actually sided with me. Told me not to insult he gf ever again, just to tell him if she was being a cunt.
You sound like you have some shitty bros desu.
What's the matter, Norman? Can't handle the banter?
Don't take things so seriously you autist. Tell them "oh, fuck off" in a jokey way if you want to drop it, or be like "I'd have one too if my standards were as low as yours" if you want to be "alpha"
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so maybe yes i have q million hits on real life can you say the same "
The only reason this is so upsetting is because we are all robots.
Many other guys who are single get the same treatment as friends joke around using it as normal banter. The reason it hurts more is because the reasons behind it compared to the average guy, your "friends" my likely not understand and think its typical shit talking. Don't be so down just yet.
Also that's normies usual comeback because they're insecure in everything else besides the ability to have their genitals touched occasionally.
Fun fact: Most non-Chad normies who even have girlfriends or spouses barely get laid if the relationship is more than six months old. It's hilarious.
>make a small joke about the way my sister was dicing onions
>looks me straight in the eye and says,
>"you're never getting laid."
What a cunt. I'm glad she's a moron.