The Lottery Ticket Robot Party

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get le hype!

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>>25628612
you wont win anything mark my words

>$1000 in lottery tickets

I would wish you luck, but that would be insulting to the goddess of luck and integrity.

>>25628659
Just watch me, you big fat hater

Nowhere near you OP but have a bump, I want to see how this turns out

>>25628612
when's the drawing?

>>25628612
>$1000
God damn man, I seriously hope you win for your own sake.

only idiots play the lottery

if you want to actually win, ever, buy scratch tickets

>>25629201
he won't. the lottery is for poor dumb people who have zero understanding of maths, basic maths. This loser will hang himself tonight when he realizes that he just wasted a grand on nothing

>>25628612
>So to all the residents of Louisiana/East Texas/Oklahoma/Arkansas all I can say is get ready for the ultimate robot party

wh-what about eastern-colorado if i'd be willing to drive for it

also, best of luck

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>buying 500 tickets
>assuming your going to win

Haha your going to check through every one of them and I bet you won't even get 4 numbers.

>>25628612
You should give 1m to everyone who gets dubs in this thread

how do you buy that many tickets without spilling spaghetti?

>>25628612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StdpsdzfpQs

>>25629223
Every time I see a discarded one of those on the street, I just imagine it was mine, and I see a lot of them.

Fuck those things and fuck zero-sum games.

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>tfw your post is making me salivate at the mouth
>tfw see pic related in my phone that I took and now can't afford more

The most I can approve of is two tickets. $4 worth.

$1000 is ridiculous

I spent $300 OP. There's probably some fuckers who have spent $10,000K+ on tickets, since the payout is so huge. May the best man win.

>>25629553
If OP actually bought $1000 I'm pretty sure he has a mental disorder.

>>25629598
I bought $300 and I don't have a mental disorder. I know the odds are against me, but I like to live dangerously---and I have a fair sum of money already, $300 isn't much.

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Oh boy, I really like Chilis.
I'm going to get so many tendies, good luck OP

>>25629635
I suppose it depends how much disposable income you have, but I can't imagine someone who is actually playing the lottery in the first place has $1000 to just gamble away.

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>>25628612
>tfw britbong
Good luck anyway OP, if anyone deserves to win it's a nice person like you.

This is fucked and should be against the rules. Poor people need it. I hate that rich people can just buy tickets and get a guaranteed win. It's supposed to be a break from real life!

>>25628612
If you get rich can you get me a new cpu family amazon wishlist is wishlist/2QHP4F0VWNBOP

Save your money

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambler's_fallacy

>>25629775
you want me to buy you that tenga egg now?

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>Marathoning EVA

I don't think I can take another round of that anime

>>25629817
Sure I was going to buy it to use it some on my birthday

>>25629780
God you guys are so fucking dull. Are you really that retarded that you think you are in some secret club that understands odds, and that everyone else is a fool.

People have disposable income that they spend on leisurely activates, among other things. The lottery is a bit of fun.

Thanks for enlightening us, now you can go back to offering nothing of substance.

>but muh wiki

>>25629768
This. Too many kikes buying all the tickets and winning every week.

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>>25629838
KiIl Me, Baby?

>>25629859
>Are you really that retarded that you think you are in some secret club that understands odds
People who play on the lottery don't understand odds, no.

>but muh wiki

Keep wasting your money idiot.

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>>25628612
Hey Elliot

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>>25629896

Ok, anon. Ok.
IF you win the lottery, I will fly out to wherever you live and marathon Kill me, Baby? With you

>>25629916
>wasting
spending not wasting.

>People who play on the lottery don't understand odds, no.
I understand odd very well.

I guess you spend your money on figurines and cargo pants?

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WELL GUYS
I lost
Thanks for taking part in this thread anyway

>>25630575
I dunno if to feel bad or top kek at it
Probably both.

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I GOT THE POWERBALL

FOUR BUCKS FUCKERS I'LL BE WAVING TO YOU FROM MY BUGATTI TELL ME HOW THE POVERTY TRAIN SMELLS

>>25630575
I feel for you anon. Hopefully something good will happen to make up for it. Not to the full scale of this but something that'll ease your mind from this

>>25630575
You knew exactly what was going to happen, be honest.

>172.5 million different combinations
With the amount of money being awarded, a very rich person can probably buy all the different combinations and make a very good profit