haha i'm such a chad haha i should go right my life is so good
why won't it end
>5 drinking buddies
>Not a virgin
I thought this was a joke, because the standards are so ridiculously high and no one here would get any of them. Making varsity before junior year? Surely making varsity at all makes you a Chad. Had 10+ girls crush on you? Do even Chads have that many girls crushing on them?
If we're talking about how many girls have crushed on you total, then I've had that many. Granted this is also over the course of 8 years.
And here I thought it was a forced joke. thanks Anon