ITT: Write the first line of your manifesto.
pls no bully FBI it's all just jokez
My dream came true in the best way possible, when on january 9th, 2015 I won part of the largest lottery jackpot in history.
It was apparent after being strong-armed into the employ of the Benedictine Brothers credit agency and that this along with the convenient revelation of having no free will would render the ineluctable necessity that I should become a being of pure contingency.
It's true he was the most handsome of us all
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.
No existing ideology is suited to the task of ensuring the human race's survival.
You will all say that I took the coward's way out, but I had the audacity to take action. You will all hide behind the masks of conformity, but I have seen your faces, and we are the same.
Like the decadent times preceding the end of the Roman, we have evolved into an impulsive and immoral society; western civilization will soon be destroyed by its own ego.
Good thing I don't care about society.
>I've always been an angry neurotic pervert, and now I'm gonna finally do what I feel like doing, not what you cunts say I should.
>It's going to have to be pretty brutal, you'll all be wishing Britain allowed guns to make it quick.
>This is basically the manifesto, now I'm gonna go knock on my bitch roastie neighbour's door and stamp her to death when she opens it.
>In case I die (I don't plan on dying but still) I love my family, but obviously not enough any more to stop me going on this rampage.
Alas, this agony
The emptiness of earthborn pride
Hath stirred my faithful heart
Which guided me to darker paths
Far away from their pestilent ways
Cleansed was I from deceitful grace
Yet put to scorn was I
By those unclean
I honestly couldn't give a fuck about whatever insipid drivel is about to leave your mouth because I am fully prepared to storm your house armed to the teeth with bullets and kill everyone and everything you've ever fucking loved you scumbag.
Some of you guys are alright... Oh hello Mr FBI Man. Wanna give me a gf at least with your brain washing skills from the 60s? I will get off//r9k/ forever if you help me or just get me a job...help me.
I always thought i was just a cancerous normie on /r9k/ but everything changed when i realized the true reason i came here day after day was a pathetic desperate attempt to feel better about myself that never really worked.
Sometimes I forget just how edgy this board really is
1. In the Name of Allah, the Most Beneficent, the Most Merciful.
2. All the praises and thanks be to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds
3. The Most Beneficent, the Most Merciful.
4. The Only Owner (and the Only Ruling Judge) of the Day of Recompense (i.e. the Day of Resurrection)
5. You (Alone) we worship, and You (Alone) we ask for help (for each and everything).
6. Guide us to the Straight Way
7. The Way of those on whom You have bestowed Your Grace, not (the way) of those who earned Your Anger (such as the Jews), nor of those who went astray (such as the Christians).
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THE NORMIES WERE PLOTTING TO TAKE OVER
My name is not important. What's important is what I'm going to do...
Mother I tried please believe me, I'm doing the best that I can; I'm ashamed of the things I've been put through, I'm ashamed of the person I am.
>Me as I am about to walk into that cinema screening of some romance movie on valentine's day and cap a 100 couples making out
>my imaginary anime gf runs up to me and says
"You're a good person, don't do this"
"I won't lose you the way I lost my other waifus (to reality). I am becoming more edgy than any robot has ever dreamed of, and I'm doing it for you. To protect you."
Have the first paragraph instead.
I can't apologise to you all for this because I believe it was the right thing to do and that the costs were necessary; that said, I acknowledge that a great deal of suffering will have been created by my actions and I am not so detached from the real world as to think that any level of sympathy or understanding will be inspired in you by anything that I write. I imagine that you feel strongly about me and I accept those feelings as well-founded and genuine. The purpose of this manifesto is to give you what closure that I can provide. It is not my intention to patronise or belittle you and I am not setting out to evangalise my politics or whinge about my life but I will not be surprised if it comes across that way because I am not a particularly good writer. As much as you are able please keep in mind that I am writing now in good faith and in the hope that this manifesto will be of use to you and that you will get out of this whatever you are trying to get out of it, whether it be an explanation for my actions or an understanding of my character. In this manifesto I will outline a brief history of my life and moments that I consider were important, or that you may find relevant, which I will explore in further detail. I will then outline some of my core political beliefs and why I believe them. Once these two things are accomplished I will relate the one to the other and explain how my life and my beliefs have led me to make the choice that I made to go out and kill people and cause pain to others. I will attempt to put this in the context I believe that it belongs in, which will form part of my justification for my actions. Also contained in this file is a message to my family and friends which I hope will be edited out if this manifesto is publicized though obviously I have very little control over that. Finally, I will close with my hopes for the future.
But if you could just see the beauty, these things I could never describe. These pleasures a wayward distraction, this is my one lucky prize. Isolation, isolation, isolation, isolation, isolation.
I'm not interesting, trust me. It's from a song, you might enjoy it http://youtube.com/watch?v=7Mz5AEgE24o
Damn, bro. You wanna give us a word count or something on that?
>how many words/pages/etc. do you currently have
>how many words/pages/etc. do you plan on having when it's finished
You can google "word counter free" if you need. I am genuinely curious about the sizes of these manifesti. This guy >>25636568 is apparently making a fucking novel...