>"Anon, it will be getting dark out very soon! I suppose we best construct a camp and gather wood to get a fire going! Ive heard that it gets cold out here at night!"
Oops, we didn't bring any food and we're so far from civilisation. I suppose I will have to reluctantly resort to cannibalism in order to survive. What? No, this doesn't count, this is all out of date.
ive played minecraft all these years I know what to do
>dig hole in mountainside
>punch bushes until dead
>use wood to make bed
>use wood to create small weak pickaxe
>dig downwards to reach rock
>use rock to create better pickaxe
>mine for iron with stone pickaxe
>mine for diamond with iron pickaxe
>mine for obsidian with diamond pickaxe
>build nether portal
>light it with flint and steel
>kill mobs, gather materials
>craft ender eyes
>make diamond armor and sword
>use eyes to find portal
>slay ender dragon
We will have to be inappropriately intimate while sleeping for warmth. ( secretly i actually mean to say we will HUMP sexually)
There, is this the reply you wanted OP?
Move to the forest or the nearest natural and isolated biome in your area were there are not urban normies. Then find an all-natural qt and build up a civilisation using your skills, craftsmanship and her womb.