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>"Anon, it will be getting dark out very soon! I suppose we best construct a camp and gather wood to get a fire going! Ive heard that it gets cold out here at night!"
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You're right. Gather that grass, I'll grab some dirt and we'll try to make a shelter.
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>>25626779
how about you fuck yourself you fucking cum devouring whore and go back to your fucking bf>
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Oops, we didn't bring any food and we're so far from civilisation. I suppose I will have to reluctantly resort to cannibalism in order to survive. What? No, this doesn't count, this is all out of date.
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Why don't you get the fuCk OUT OF MY DESERT ROASTIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Don't ever try to survive with girls, it's just too hard. Even on your own is easier.
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>>25626779
ive played minecraft all these years I know what to do
>dig hole in mountainside
>punch bushes until dead
>use wood to make bed
>use wood to create small weak pickaxe
>dig downwards to reach rock
>use rock to create better pickaxe
>mine for iron with stone pickaxe
>mine for diamond with iron pickaxe
>mine for obsidian with diamond pickaxe
>build nether portal
>light it with flint and steel
>kill mobs, gather materials
>craft ender eyes
>make diamond armor and sword
>use eyes to find portal
>slay ender dragon
>beat game
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>>25627178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN-34JfUrHY

This would be survivalism applied in real life. There's a whole world to discover outside this dark rooms, anon.
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>>25626779
We will have to be inappropriately intimate while sleeping for warmth. ( secretly i actually mean to say we will HUMP sexually)

There, is this the reply you wanted OP?
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>>25626945
Someone's projecting a bit, eh?
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>>25627178
You unironically deserve to be welded shut in a steel cage, and jettisoned into outer space.
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>>25627538
A fun way to go I guess
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>>25627362
whenever I try to do something constructive like this in real life, people look at me, cringe and all me a dipshit, twat, etcetera
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>>25627767
Move to the forest or the nearest natural and isolated biome in your area were there are not urban normies. Then find an all-natural qt and build up a civilisation using your skills, craftsmanship and her womb.
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>>25627362
What does a neolithic period axe have to do with the celts?
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Judging by the face, I feel like there's a good chance I would wake up to her chewing through my skull.
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