Name one thing worse than being a manlet, /r9k/. Pro tip: you can't.
I'm 6ft, went shops yesterday and it's rare you see a manlet with a girlfriend but i did saw one (only like one and i was at the shop for like 5 hours).
I legitimately feel sorry as fuck, they are so fucking short. Guy was up to my fucking waste and i had low flat shoes on. I laughed when i walked away when he looked up at me like a 5 year old kid.
Being a dicklet is worse tbqh.
>hook up with woman
>pulls your pants down
>sees tiny dick
>pulls them back up
being tippy toes todd
>invite a bunch of celebrities to a launch party of your game
>not a single one of them knows what the fuck it is
>none of them know who the fuck you are
>have to tip toe and still be shorter than 99% of the women
>few days later
>game comes out
Being Todd is suffering.
Probably 5'6 since he's tip toeing to reach the same height as Kaley Cuoco wearing heels.
The funny thing is on google it used to say he was 6 feet tall, which he probably put that information out there himself. kek.
Probably deleted it so he wouldn't be caught in a lie.
>Probably deleted it so he wouldn't be caught in a lie.
>If you're 6 feet tall, you probably earn about $6,000 more than the equally qualified 5-foot-6-inch"
>an extra inch of height can be worth an extra $1,000 a year
>manlet glass ceiling
>90% of CEO's are above average height, only 3% are "manlets"
>We found a twofold higher risk of suicide in short men
>Dr David Frederick, a psychology professor at Chapman University in California, said: 'These findings confirm that height is relevant on the mating market.
6K less annually.
1/10th the chance of advancing your career relative to an average/tall person
2:1 suicide rate to tall & average men (while only being 33% of the male population)
less chance of finding love
Stephen Fry weighs in on the matter(10min mark):
>In fact, for a 5'9" man to be equally attractive to a 5'10" man, he would have to make $40,000 more in salary per year.
>Not to fear, men were equally shallow. The most attractive quality in a woman was BMI
>men didn't care about a woman's salary or her graduate degree.
1 inch is worth $40,000 annually in the eyes of women.
and for every inch you are shorter you get $1,000 less pay on average.
You just can't win.
Pic related. It`s me.
I feel pity for you, manlets. It really is too easy.
So many famous actors are well below 6ft. It's not THAT big of a deal to not be 6ft tall, in fact in the UK the average is 5'9 or something
this. any man who likes a flat chest is usually closet homo.
>tfw ex dumped me. he's a manlet at 5'6".
serves him right
but i really actually miss him i just tell myself these things to hide the pain
get sympathy from people
even uggos can get laid (although this only applies to women, ugly men can get laid easily if they're tall)
fat acceptance bullshit
get sympathy from people
social stigma of making fun of people who are retarded/get sympathy from other people
There's literally nothing more than being a manlet
Agreed, that is worse.
Well since there is very little uglier in a man than being short, going to disagree there. Only thing more ugly may be skelly or fatass, but no way facial ugliness is worse than being a manlet. A 6'6" "ugly" man will still be more attractive than a 5'7" pretty boy.
This one depends. Are we talking about 300 pounds fat or a little overweight?
Agreed, that is worse.
Again, this depends. Are we talking about legit downs syndrome retarded or functional retarded (haha, Chad can't do algebra, he's so retarded XD)?
Nice meme. That's why literally zero tall guys are single and zero short guys have girlfriends, right? I guarantee an attractive, charismatic, funny, physically fit, wealthy 5'4 guy is going to pull far more chicks than someone who's average or below in every way.
Most of the lanklets who complain they can't get any are social retards, which is one thing that will keep them from getting a girlfriend.
>I guarantee an attractive, charismatic, funny, physically fit, wealthy 5'4 guy
And guess which of those characteristics matter to women? Money.
Women don't give a fuck about anything other than attraction (which is again, why tall guys have an easier time getting laid, because they're automatically perceived as being more attractive). Money and social status will get you a potential partner if you're short, but your partner will almost undoubtedly cheat on you.
Dude I'm 5'8" and have fucked numerous 9's and 10's. I can get stranger's numbers and fuck them within the week. I've fucked good looking girls in clubs who I hadn't talked to for more than like 10 minutes.
I'm also pretty like a male model, I'm really assertive/confident/funny/educated and have an arty hipster thing going (normally go after hipster chicks, for whom I'm the ideal p much).
You ducking autists shoot yourselves in the foot by making these categorical statements.
one good thing about being a manlet
having a tall bf
>Dude I'm 5'8" and have fucked numerous 9's and 10's
Really convincing antidotal evidence, faggot. I bet you're gonna also tell us about how this 5'2 guy you conveniently knew in high school fucked every girl on the cheerleading team.
>nah brah im a manlet and all this and that
>still browsing r9k
>he thinks even one person will believe him once they realise this
Notice how manlets are always talking about their "great lives" while tall guys on r9k admit that they're terrible with women? Seems like being tall not only makes you more attractive but a better person in general.
We always have this post type of post in these threads.
>I'm the exception to the rule, thus the rule isn't true.
We could start a fat, black women are ugly thread. But, like this thread, that would only be a generalized statement, as there are some men who love fat, black women.
Same thing with short men. There's really no denying that, as a whole, short men are unattractive to women.
>my face is only soemwhat ugly
If YOU think it's somewhat ugly then how do you think women feel about it? You're not a manlet though so I still have hope for you. You probably don't get out much and like being at home. Am I right or am I right? Don't worry so much about getting a gf and you'll find one.
You could, but you have to put yourself out there. Women aren't going to come to your basement door wanting to suck your dick.
>B-B-But I do try!
Says the guy on 4chan on a Saturday night.
>men were equally shallow
Height is not something you can't change, but BMI is, and BMI is a more accurate way of first judging someone (yeah there are exceptions) than height. BMI can help you judge if someone has self cintrol or not, but how is it anyone's fault that their height is low?
It is if you have a fast as fuck metabolism and have places you need to go and do 5 days a week, but I guess since you're a fat NEET, you think it is easy for everyone to keep on weight.
Heh believe what you want (I'm on here cause I'm visiting family in the hospital and had time to kill). Just remember that it's your terrible personalities that are trapping you in this hell, and the longer you stay on threads like this and repeat this shit to yourselves, the worse you'll get.
Also, protip: once you're past 22 you don't go out and fuck birches brah every weekend. Truth be told, after you've gotten it outta your system you realize it isn't really all that it's cracked up to be.
>new boyfriend is a manlet
>also in the army
>in pictures I can point him out because he's a pipsqueak
>in his videos he's looking up at all the other guys
>mfw i'm a femlet
Our poor children are doomed. Still, he's such an amazing guy that height doesn't even matter anymore. I rather have short him than a tall or regular height guy that isn't as good.
>I'm on here cause I'm visiting family in the hospital and had time to kill
No, you're on here because you're as lonely as the rest of us with pretty much the same problems.
>Just remember that it's your terrible personalities that are trapping you in this hell
You even know why you're here. I hope you know what a hypocrite you are.
Better hope you have daughters.
Harry Potter cast right? They got in the industry because they have been in movies since they were children. All children are manlets, but when you're a manlet as an adult and you try to get in the industry, it gets tougher.
I'm 5'3'' and I'm not going to lie,sometimes I do wonder how different my life would be if I was taller. It's nothing I get bummed out about tho, I like my life and I like the way I look, sometimes I stay looking at myself in the mirror haha and even tho I can't say chicks are constantly throwing themselves at me I still can say I get some that show interest now and then
>Name one thing worse than being a manlet
...no that was literally it, moron. Hahaha I was on my phone while said family member was watching tv.
You people really believe anything to keep your oppressively self-lascerating worldview propped up. Haha I mean, I already knew that was true, but it's funny that the consequence of that fact, in this conversation is that you literally don't believe I'm killing time in a hospital til my family member wants to sleep.
You robots are funny af. Srsly, moments like these are why I come here.
>ugly men can get laid easily if they're tall
shut the fuck up you stupid manlet
That's what I was thinking senpai, but I want both :( I always chased after tall manly guys, but he taught me that looks/height doesn't make a male a man. You can be a 10/10 model Chad but be a manchild with poor responsibility and shitty morals. You can also be really short and nerdy looking but still have a heart of gold and step up to the plate when it comes to relationships.
Wait before I jinx anything I don't mean a tranny ffs
I'm 6'1 and face wise about a 6.5/10. Girls who are anywhere from 4-7/10 all love me and want me to be their beta hipster lanklet bf, but hot stacies don't even notice I exist.
On the other hand, my friend who is like 5'9 or 5'10 has a 9/10 face and an alpha personality and he pulls 10/10 stacies like it's nothing.
One of my friends is a supreme manlet though, like 5'7 with a really nice 8/10 face and nooooooooooo girls like him. He has to go through so much effort just to keep his hamplanet 2/10 gf.
under 6ft is fine if you've got the face. under 5'9 though, thats the cutoff. you could look like Brad Pitt and women will be completely repulsed by you
Makes up for it with his black hair and blue eyes, hnnnng.
I'm inclined to agree on the latter point.
Have you seen the tinder experiments posted on here?
Literally just a blank profile with a nice pic & 6'1"/6'2", that shit gets flooded with replies. While your fleshed out average Joe get squat.
Personality means shit to women.
Ya desu that is prolly true. I'm shorter than a lot of males but only a few of the girls I've been with were taller than me. There does seem to be something special about crossing the mark where you become taller than a majority of females.
No, it's your personality. Your height is gonna be a disadvantage if you're short, but it's like any other disadvantage; you just gotta compensate for it and you'll do alright. Protip: the reason you guys love to obsess over your height is that you all have mild autism (such that you actually believe that objective measurements that create statistics that are true in aggregate actually affect you in particular - it's a simple abuse of statistics), and because you people will take any excuse to accept failure and refuse that you might be able to change and improve if you just try (waahhh I'm short I'll always fail - srsly guis, just work on your personality and maybe get a hobby).
Listen up fellow manlets
I have a plan to get us all the gfs we want. All we have to do is make a few fake SJW social media accounts and start posting about how men dating women who are shorter than them is part of dangerous "rape culture" and rests solely on the idea that men should be stronger and protect women. Truly empowered womyn date [and sexually dominate ; ) ] men who are shorter than them.
Then we let modern feminism run its course all the way to qt giant gfs for every manlet.
Your friend should wear boots so he cAn be 5'8" maybe then he could pull a Stacy or we instead of the hambeast, but in honesty I just think your friend sucks , that's his problem with girls
>ugly men can get laid easily if they're tall
I used to be socially outgoing and people thought I was weird, now I don't say much and people think I'm weird still. I've seen people in the manlet range do the same shit I used to do and they get all the adoration and girls. What do they have that I don't have? An attractive face.
At least I'm not Indian. Not that being flip is much better.
Remember if you're taller than 5'8 you have no reason be be posting on /r9k/
I'm able to conceal a bit better, but I'm still looking like a fucking sequoia so girls are impressed in a bad way I guess. I consider myself more than a cyborg but the fact I'm kissless (i don't care about virginity, i could get a hooker whenever I want) is killing me.
>men dating women who are shorter than them is part of dangerous "rape culture" and rests solely on the idea that men should be stronger and protect women
That wouldn't even be a lie, though. You'd just be helping spread the truth; Not that it's going to change anything.
At 6'3, I like short girls for the reasons you specified. I feel like they need more protection and I'm the one who can give it to them. I like that I can overpower them even more than a regular girl. Short girls even get off on the idea.
>manlets will never know this feel
>im 6'1 145 lbs. I would get overpowered by most women
That's a lie and you know it, buddy. Maybe if the chick worked out and was around your height then yeah but you're still stronger than the average woman as a lanklet. Never feel bad for yourself, brother. You can get wider but manlets can't get taller.
>have an attractive face
>have a general idea of how to socialize
>be 5'4 manlet
No girl in real life can stand within 10 feet of me without feeling awkward.
Cant use tinder or meet girls online because you have to meet them in person to put your penis in them.
You have a comic book view of the world. You could be forced to suck a dick by a manlet with a gun. You could be gangbanged by a group of tiny Chinese men. You literally couldn't protect a short girl if your life depended on it in any situation that is likely to occur or any situation that has occurred since humana discovered that rocks trump fists.
>You could be forced to suck a dick by a manlet with a gun
The manlet would have to be a cop because no one else has guns in my country.
>You could be gangbanged by a group of tiny Chinese men
Is this what you manlets fantasize about?
>humana discovered that rocks trump fists
Yeah and I can hit harder with that rock, you faggot.
Fucking manlets arguing with the wrong person. Go tell women what you think and see if they care.
Then knife/bat/crowbar. Hell even a surprise bottle to the face would be enough to put you on the ground bleeding while some manlet rapes you and then your woman.
You've never been in a fight I assume. Nigga the first on to attack wins p much by default if he doesn't do it like an idiot.
Face it faggot, you don't have nearly the advantage you think you have. You're just as fragile as every other meatbag.
So what's the plan then for us manlets?
>1 inch in the business world = $1,000
>1 inch in the dating world = $40,000
Leg lengthening $15,000-30,000(India/China), $85,000-100,000(UK/US). (this is 20-25% of your Tibia ~3-4 inches)
Become a self-made man, buy an island & a lifetime supply of prostitutes?
The other night I went on a second date with this really cool girl. She's super nice, innocent and sweet. On the date she randomly said, "Im really really glad you are taller than me". Im 6'3 and she's around 5'5. I asked her why. She said that short guys are weird. I was shocked. The meme isn't a meme. I still play to continue seeing her but Jesus im sorry shorter guys. Jesus.
>Face it faggot, you don't have nearly the advantage you think you have
Right. Is that why every thread is a "manlet feels general" and not "tall guy feels general"? Look at this shit. Manlets can't even avoid starting fights ON THE INTERNET. Are you surprise that nobody likes you? You shouldn't be.
I'm fragile because I'm human. I'm less fragile than a fucking manlet, though, both physically and mentally.
Dude you're on r9k you're as mental weak as they come. You came into a manlet thread and rambled about being tall - seems pretty mentally weak my friend. If any girl knew you did that they'd prolog assume you didn't have the mental strength to defend yourself.
And you're trivially weaker than a manlet insofar as it affects your ability to defend a girl. We aren't wild animals dude - conflict between humans doesn't resemble conflict between wild animals. Face it nigga you're impotent in a way that you don't want to admit to yourself.
>Dude you're on r9k you're as mental weak as they come
Do you not see that you're only insulting yourself? I know manlets are stupid but jesus.
>If any girl knew you did that
Do manlets tell girls they go on r9k? That's a bad idea.
>We aren't wild animals dude - conflict between humans doesn't resemble conflict between wild animals.
I dunno, man. Drunken bar fights are pretty wild. Stupid people act like animals all the time.
>Face it nigga you're impotent in a way that you don't want to admit to yourself.
Once again, you're only telling me YOUR problems when you say this. I'm here for my own reasons but I have no doubt that those reasons are different to yours.
>be 5'4 aussie
>have smoking hot gf
its called confidence retards, not that hard to understand.
Also i'll point out, anyone who judges you based on your height is not someone you want to know anyway.
>touched a vaginu
>even went as far as being birthed by one
You're the embodiment of every robots hopes and dreams.
Congratulations andon, you made it.
>Do you not see that you're only insulting yourself?
No shit, dumbass. I'm amazed you're stupid enough to point this out like it were a gotcha. Nigga we're all weak. That's why we're here.
>I dunno, man. Drunken bar fights are pretty wild.
Literally too stupid to understand my point. Damn man, I'm seeing a pattern with you.
>I'm here for my own reasons but I have no doubt that those reasons are different to yours.
Nah pretty sure everyone is here for the same reason. We're all weak. We all have low opinions of ourselves. Some of us are short and come here to insult ourselves for it, but enjoy purging our self-hatred on others in the threaday that are on topics we don't lack. It's why r9k keeps going.
And that's what this is for you. You're weak. It's obvious from how defensive you are. It's obvious from the fact that you wanted to hurt the self esteem of strangers by trolling on a manlet thread. It's just your weakness pouring out of your behavior.
>You're weak. It's obvious from how defensive you are
Wow. I can literally quote your posts and use them as arguments against you. That's how much of a hypocrite you are. If you're weak then why are you having this argument with me? You apparently "know" that I'm weak already. What is there to discuss? You're just not a very smart person.
As an attractive manlet, I've had roughly the amount of romantic success that my much taller, 6.5/10 brother has.
Height is just another part of what makes you attract, like build or facial aesthetics. Of course height can make you a literally 0/10 like having a horrible facial or bodily deformity, if you were some extreme like 7'+ or a male under 5'4, but if you aren't completely fucked, you can kinda make up for it.
Like I said, weakling, I didn't exempt myself from any of my statements.
Admit it, friend - embrace your impotence. You know you deserve it. You're weak and a half a second of reflection would make it clear to you just how weak and helpless you really are. Just give up.
You really aren't, despite what you might think. Not only am I not your friend but there is no chance that we will ever be friends in this life. For one, it would be embarrassing to walk around with you and secondly, you're a terrible person. So yeah, that's that.
Oh but friend, I am. It's buried in you, deeper than you might think. I promise it is. I promise everyone sees it in you, in some level, and knows it's there. I know it because it's obvious from your behavior in this thread. It doesn't take a lot to know what's inside someone, friend. A little sliver of decision making - what you choose to say and how you chose to contribute to the emotional lives of others - tells people everything they need to know about who you really are.
Just look in the mirror, friend. Look at yourself like everyone else sees you. You're weak. Just say it with me. "I am weak". It'll feel better once you do.
Thanks for proving that you are in fact a terrible person with this post. Apparently it's not enough for you to think others are weak but you need to make them agree with you. Think about how disgusting you are. Is this what being short does to people? Terrible.
Oh but friend, I'm only saying this because I care about you. It's because I and everyone else can see you're weak that I care about you. Friend, Your flailing compensations beg for help. It probably makes people want to help you - you look so helpless as it is.
Friend, just know that we care about you. We want you to have the strength to admit who you are. We want you to accept being weak. It's okay to be weak, friend. Really, it is. But the first step it t admit what's inside you.