I'm a fembot, ask me anything

what are you going to do when you hit 30 and get so ugly that nobody will want you or your used up pussy anymore?

Tits or gtfo, please

>>25625432
listen to this guy
+1

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>>25625427
She'll be settled down with a provider like every other used up roastie. What kind of question is this?

>>25625427
Probably the same thing I do now:
>study/work
>cultivate my meagre hobbies

>>25625383
can i see your boobs

>>25625466
Only problem is providers have woken up and refuse to marry those roasties now. Haven't you been keeping up with all those articles popping up on news sites of women in their 30s who kept whoring around in their 20s cannot find a man anymore. Those guys who used to marry them are now looking for 20 somethings to wife or outright refusing to date all now. Even the dating stats are showing it.

What makes you think you're an insomniac, you attention-grabbing, lying sack of shit?

i ask you to fuck off

>>25625523

The identity politics is strong in this one.

AYY LMAOOO
ASK ME FOR TITS BOYS, I'M DOING YOU A FAVOUR YOU VIRGIN LOSERS
PRAISE ME FOR TAKING THE TIME OUT OF MY DAY FOR THIS SHIT
WORSHIP MY FUCKING FEET

>>25625523
Because I can sleep 2-3 hours at best, and it's been going on for 2 years now. I have loads of sleepless nights (and days too), so I assume it's insomnia.

>>25625607
Way to dodge the question. What's the matter, are you afraid you have no basis for your statement and will make a fool of yourself if you try and defend it?

I love how r9k plays oppression olympics and how nobody is miserable enough to 'belong' here but at the same time ask why they can't fit in with others and make normal relationships.
They want an echo chamber of miserable neets only who all cry about about things none of them would understand. Truly fascinating place this is.

>>25625432
this, if you want attention go to reddit or tumblr

"obligatory" get off my board you attention whore slut titty monster

>>25625692
shut the fuck up and get back to reddit already you roastie

>>25625801
>b2reddit
>roastie

is this some sort of auto reply or something? Even /b/ isn't this predictable.

>>25625850
then go back to /b/

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FUG A SHITTY BAIT THREAD

MODS!

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>>25625383
How is that for original comment

>>25625383
What would you prefer
A bf always pushing for sex or a bf who doesn't have much of a libido/has issued getting it up?

So, what do you as a repping insomniac attention whore find attractive in a man?

inb4 "confidence" and no meaningful answer

>>25625383
Just ignore all the butthurt virgins

What makes you a fembot?

>>25625917
Probably a bf with low libido/problems with getting it up. My own libido is rather low and while I imagine I would enjoy sex being pestered into doing it all the time is not my relationship goal. We could try to deal with getting it up issues, I'm sure that can be fixed.

>>25625995
I have an incredibly high libido and this is still of no substance tbqh
I mean what would you find attractive in a person before entering a relationship/what would you like about that person rather than an attractive trait while you're in a relationship.
Nobody tells a potential partner they have a limp pene

>>25625977
Intelligence and sense of humour. I frankly don't care much about looks, my only pet peeve is acne. The guy I was really into was already balding, had pot belly, egzema and poor eyesight, but he was very passionate about things: politics, science, history, filmmaking ad photography, music and literature - talking with always was a pleasure. And he was hilarious too

>>25625984
Being fat and introverted, slightly asocial. I try to work on that but it just doesn't stick; I feel like a trapped animal when I have to get socially involved with classmates or whatever.

>>25625383
Are you /fat/ or /fit/?

>>25625383
Height, weight, hair color, eye color, ethnicity.

>>25626070
It's hard to tell anon, I mean - I suppose if I were to fall in love with you, I wouldn't mind your high libido. Thing is, I would worry whether I can satisfy you. What would I find attractive in a person before entering a relationship? Sexual confidence. And by that I mean being able to talk about sex and crack a joke or two. I like innuedos and dirty jokes, so there it goes. However guys who go 'ayy my dick so big' or 'i fucked 100 bitches' are generally douchy imo, I don't like macho types.

>>25626180
Fat

>>25626202
5,6', 200 lbs, brown hair, brown eyes, skin pale tho freckled, white

>>25626262
>tfw that describes you outside of the house.
>tfw you're a /fit/ chad

Feels good man

>>25626308
Want to fuck? A

>>25626308
Why did you use a picture of a thin woman for the OP if you're fat?

>>25625383
the largest thing you stuck up your cunt

>>25626308
Since you're high test and I'm a /fit/fag, wanna fuck?

>>25626406
Fat women are uglier (to me at least); why put them in OP pic when you can have a cute, slim girl?

>>25626423
My index finger

>>25625383
Age and location please.

>>25626441
Sounds tempting but (sadly!) impossible

>>25626484
23, current location UK

>>25625383
Does attention feel good? Is it better than sex/physical pleasure? Is anonymous attention worse than normal?

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>>25626487
Aghdjgydd

>>25626504
>current location UK
Not interested anymore.

>>25626504
Where abouts in UK

>>25626530
To me it feels good in that sense it makes me feel less lonely and provides a distraction from my usual stupid/gloomy thoughts. I wouldn't know if it's better than sex/physical pleasure - I'm a kissless, handholdless virgin. And to me anonymous attention is better because it's less personal and therefore threatening

>>25625519
lynx to stats? I need some fap material.

>>25626561
NI (very orginal comment)

>used to talk to femanon
>haven't spoken in years since I realized I was emotional tampon and got tired of her shit
>get random message from her today
>"I never thought of you as an orbiter or anything like that. I just wanted you to know that"
Make sense of that.

>>25626729
She probably either
>had romantic feelings towards you
Or
>saw you as a genuine friend

She misses you and worries that you cut the contact because you felt like a beta orbiter, hence the message.

>>25625383
Are you hot? If so what is your snap chat so we can exchange noodz.

>>25626909
I'm not hot per se, I suppose some people might call me cute. I look quite young for my age, I've been told. Don't have snapchat tho, sorry

>>25626971
Well if your over 18 make one and give me it, it only takes like 3 min to download and if your an attention whore it's right up your alley. Plus I love chicks that look really young.

>>25626706
you're in northern ireland?

I'm bored and can answer questions too. 26, almost 27 F here. Married.

>>25627062
Yep yeppy yep

>>25626804
Thing is, I don't want to talk to her again and just become emotional tampon again. I got tired of hearing about various dudes/friends fucking her over and then spending the night playing some vidya with her. It felt like I thought of her as a friend, and I was stand-in for her ex or something

>>25627024
I'm not bold enough to exchange my pics with strangers, so I'll pass

>>25627087
I see, I live in Donegal

whereabouts up North?

>>25627067
How many times have you cucked your husband, doesn't have to be physical having shady Facebook convos behind his back is cucking despite what you may think "he's just being nice to me because he wants to be my friend!"

>>25627093
Then don't reply to her. Or, if you feel like you have to, explain honestly how you felt and let her now that you are not interested in a relationship like that (or eventually would like to become real friends with her and no to be just a prop or a handkerchief in her life)

>1 hour
>61 replies
>25 IPs

You all will never get laid, you will continue being miserable sacks of shit and that means everything is ok in the world.

>>25627197
that's pretty close by, I;m also 23

want to go out sometime?

>>25627196
why are you hostile

>>25627286
Too scared of people to risk irl meeting, but thank you for the proposition

>>25627347
fair enough

bloxx

>>25627147
I'm very loud so I talk about whoever is talking to me online. He knows pretty much everything anyone has ever said to me during the time we've been together. I'm actually talking to him as I type this.

>>25625383
Why didn't you get a fucking tripcode to make this thread easier to read? or at least a goddamn name, why are men so shit at pretending to be women?

>>25627612
I'm >>25627067, can use my usual trip if you like.

>>25627612
I don't know how to make a trip and am too lazy to read on it. I'm a female, as XX chromosomes type of gal.

>>25627762
How new are you? #wordshere immediately after your name to trip.

>>25627693
>>25627762
Are you new? type something in the namefield or use a hashtag before some words #rhrthr4rjtrj post a timestamp of literally anything feminine
http://www.4chan.org/faq#tripcode
>User#password
>>25627748
post a timestamp of literally anything feminine, how do you feel about your husband? Any kids? Are you the chick with the accidental son?

>>25627828
I'm intentionally childfree. I'm actually busy cooking in the kitchen, would a cappuccino be feminine enough? I can timestamp with the syrup maybe.

My husband's pretty okay.

>>25627881
Hairbrush or your hand would be better, unless you've got man hands.
>My husband's pretty okay.
Don't sound particularly thrilled, how long have you been married? Why did you marry him? Why are you here? How long have you browsed 4chan?
>>25627964
Yes

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>>25627828
Very orginally orginal orginality

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>>25628000
I don't have anything to write on my hand with. Nice trips though.

Sorry the stove is dirty. I tried writing on a pancake but it was harder than I thought.

Been married 6 years, which is why I'm not so enthused about it. Married him because he asked. I'm here because I work from home and don't have friends outside of the partner.

>>25628130
>I'm not so enthused about it. Married him because he asked.

would you cuck him?

>>25628159
No, and he's much prettier than me. Maybe he'll cuck me?

>>25628052
I'll habeeb it
Why are you on /r9k/? What's so interesting about robots?
>>25628130
>Married him because he asked
Fuck it's that easy.
>don't have friends outside of the partner.
Was your social life always like that?
Do you actually like it here or is it just better than no friends?
>>25628218
So did you think you'd miss the boat if you said no to the pretty guy? or are you just fairly ugly and thought no one would ask again.

>>25628306
I think robots are just lost and lonely and because I feel that way sometimes too, I come here. And there are some threads I find truly interesting.

Fellow insomniac fembot here, OP. I feel your pain. Don't give up hope. We'll find peace yet.

>>25628422
A good deal of it is self-inflicted, but it's nice to have the sad shitfest board.
>I find truly interesting
Can you elaborate?

>>25628306
Been posting on 4chan since I was 15 or so. Moved from /b/ to /r9k/ when it first appeared, took a break when the board was kill, then returned when it came back. It's entertaining even if it doesn't have a ton of relatable content anymore.

Social life was pretty much always like that, I'm shit at having friends. Being here is better than having no friends. Tried to leave a few times but ended up realizing I really needed the social interaction. Still, I mainly post on /an/, hence the trip.

I didn't really think about his appearance. I'm faceblind. It doesn't matter to me what people look like, and I usually prefer ugly/deformed/scarred people because they usually have notable traits that help me pick them out of a crowd. I routinely lose him in public because he's normal looking.

>>25628589
Well, there are threads in which people open up and share their insecurities, aspirations, disappointments and so on - and I find it interesting from an anthropological point of view. Probably especially so because most people here are either mentally unwell or really aggress, seeing them interact and share rare pepes or whatever is fairly interesting.

>>25628597
>I'm faceblind
Holy shit, any family members ever play pranks on you? Does it affect your sex life?
>I really needed the social interaction
Same, I mostly browsed /co/ and only found out about this place recently, it's a damn great substitute for no friends.
>>25628759
>share rare pepes or whatever is hilarious af
FTFY
Do you have no friends too or is this just a fishbowl you can empathize with a little.

>>25625635
>WORSHIP MY FUCKING FEET
if you bothered posting them

>>25629140
Just a fishbowl, I have friends in real life but sometimes they are too invasive so I retreat to 4chan, observe local fauna and flora, and eventually go back to normal life

>>25626699
same desu og

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I am ashamed by all the posters who give attention to this roastie, what happenned r9k?

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>>25625383
are you hot

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