>insomniac attention whore edition
She'll be settled down with a provider like every other used up roastie. What kind of question is this?
Only problem is providers have woken up and refuse to marry those roasties now. Haven't you been keeping up with all those articles popping up on news sites of women in their 30s who kept whoring around in their 20s cannot find a man anymore. Those guys who used to marry them are now looking for 20 somethings to wife or outright refusing to date all now. Even the dating stats are showing it.
I love how r9k plays oppression olympics and how nobody is miserable enough to 'belong' here but at the same time ask why they can't fit in with others and make normal relationships.
They want an echo chamber of miserable neets only who all cry about about things none of them would understand. Truly fascinating place this is.
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Probably a bf with low libido/problems with getting it up. My own libido is rather low and while I imagine I would enjoy sex being pestered into doing it all the time is not my relationship goal. We could try to deal with getting it up issues, I'm sure that can be fixed.
I have an incredibly high libido and this is still of no substance tbqh
I mean what would you find attractive in a person before entering a relationship/what would you like about that person rather than an attractive trait while you're in a relationship.
Nobody tells a potential partner they have a limp pene
Intelligence and sense of humour. I frankly don't care much about looks, my only pet peeve is acne. The guy I was really into was already balding, had pot belly, egzema and poor eyesight, but he was very passionate about things: politics, science, history, filmmaking ad photography, music and literature - talking with always was a pleasure. And he was hilarious too
Being fat and introverted, slightly asocial. I try to work on that but it just doesn't stick; I feel like a trapped animal when I have to get socially involved with classmates or whatever.
It's hard to tell anon, I mean - I suppose if I were to fall in love with you, I wouldn't mind your high libido. Thing is, I would worry whether I can satisfy you. What would I find attractive in a person before entering a relationship? Sexual confidence. And by that I mean being able to talk about sex and crack a joke or two. I like innuedos and dirty jokes, so there it goes. However guys who go 'ayy my dick so big' or 'i fucked 100 bitches' are generally douchy imo, I don't like macho types.
To me it feels good in that sense it makes me feel less lonely and provides a distraction from my usual stupid/gloomy thoughts. I wouldn't know if it's better than sex/physical pleasure - I'm a kissless, handholdless virgin. And to me anonymous attention is better because it's less personal and therefore threatening
>used to talk to femanon
>haven't spoken in years since I realized I was emotional tampon and got tired of her shit
>get random message from her today
>"I never thought of you as an orbiter or anything like that. I just wanted you to know that"
Make sense of that.
She probably either
>had romantic feelings towards you
>saw you as a genuine friend
She misses you and worries that you cut the contact because you felt like a beta orbiter, hence the message.
Well if your over 18 make one and give me it, it only takes like 3 min to download and if your an attention whore it's right up your alley. Plus I love chicks that look really young.
Thing is, I don't want to talk to her again and just become emotional tampon again. I got tired of hearing about various dudes/friends fucking her over and then spending the night playing some vidya with her. It felt like I thought of her as a friend, and I was stand-in for her ex or something
How many times have you cucked your husband, doesn't have to be physical having shady Facebook convos behind his back is cucking despite what you may think "he's just being nice to me because he wants to be my friend!"
Then don't reply to her. Or, if you feel like you have to, explain honestly how you felt and let her now that you are not interested in a relationship like that (or eventually would like to become real friends with her and no to be just a prop or a handkerchief in her life)
I'm very loud so I talk about whoever is talking to me online. He knows pretty much everything anyone has ever said to me during the time we've been together. I'm actually talking to him as I type this.
Are you new? type something in the namefield or use a hashtag before some words #rhrthr4rjtrj post a timestamp of literally anything feminine
post a timestamp of literally anything feminine, how do you feel about your husband? Any kids? Are you the chick with the accidental son?
I'm intentionally childfree. I'm actually busy cooking in the kitchen, would a cappuccino be feminine enough? I can timestamp with the syrup maybe.
My husband's pretty okay.
Hairbrush or your hand would be better, unless you've got man hands.
>My husband's pretty okay.
Don't sound particularly thrilled, how long have you been married? Why did you marry him? Why are you here? How long have you browsed 4chan?
I don't have anything to write on my hand with. Nice trips though.
Sorry the stove is dirty. I tried writing on a pancake but it was harder than I thought.
Been married 6 years, which is why I'm not so enthused about it. Married him because he asked. I'm here because I work from home and don't have friends outside of the partner.
I'll habeeb it
Why are you on /r9k/? What's so interesting about robots?
>Married him because he asked
Fuck it's that easy.
>don't have friends outside of the partner.
Was your social life always like that?
Do you actually like it here or is it just better than no friends?
So did you think you'd miss the boat if you said no to the pretty guy? or are you just fairly ugly and thought no one would ask again.
Been posting on 4chan since I was 15 or so. Moved from /b/ to /r9k/ when it first appeared, took a break when the board was kill, then returned when it came back. It's entertaining even if it doesn't have a ton of relatable content anymore.
Social life was pretty much always like that, I'm shit at having friends. Being here is better than having no friends. Tried to leave a few times but ended up realizing I really needed the social interaction. Still, I mainly post on /an/, hence the trip.
I didn't really think about his appearance. I'm faceblind. It doesn't matter to me what people look like, and I usually prefer ugly/deformed/scarred people because they usually have notable traits that help me pick them out of a crowd. I routinely lose him in public because he's normal looking.
Well, there are threads in which people open up and share their insecurities, aspirations, disappointments and so on - and I find it interesting from an anthropological point of view. Probably especially so because most people here are either mentally unwell or really aggress, seeing them interact and share rare pepes or whatever is fairly interesting.
Holy shit, any family members ever play pranks on you? Does it affect your sex life?
>I really needed the social interaction
Same, I mostly browsed /co/ and only found out about this place recently, it's a damn great substitute for no friends.
>share rare pepes or whatever is hilarious af
Do you have no friends too or is this just a fishbowl you can empathize with a little.
I am ashamed by all the posters who give attention to this roastie, what happenned r9k?
are you hot
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