new mischief

>>25624116
>using the disposable razors jew

heh

>>25624183
what razor aren't disposable

>>25625031
my bowie knife

it's not called 'one dollar shave club' just 'dollar shave club' faggot

>>25624116
Somebody who fucked my shit up moved back in town and I know where he works, any tips?

>>25626191
Stalk him and get an idea of his schedule, wait in the shadows until you know exactly where he will be and surprise kiss him, shove your tongue deep in his throat

>>25625883
I believe its 'dollars have club'. Only for people who have dollars.

>>25625883
yes, dollar shave club, as in "dollar" singular rather than "dollars" meaning plural, such as 3 dollars per month

>>25624116
>dollarshaveclub
>dollars-have-culb
>dollars

You pay dollars (more than one) to have a club, you idiot.

>>25625031
electric ones

>needing a close shave
>implying anyone touches your face

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>>25626581
i touch my face.

>>25625031
safety razors are probably the cheapest way. you just get those little containers of razor blades which have a ton in them and are cheap and put them in it

>buy jacket
>tuck tags in
>wear a few times
>store's return policy only applies to unworn merchandise
>return it anyway

>>25625031

Use a knife you cunt

>>25627225
are you some edgy military fag or what

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>steal towels from the gym locker room
>use it as a cum rag for a week
>throw it back in the gym laudrey without washing it next week
>qt girls use my cum rags to wipe their faces and dry their bodies

>>25627482
vagina detected

>>25627510
Why you got to try and ruin threads by being such an edgy faggot what a dumb post