How drunk are you and why are you drinking? I'm almost done

You need to get more.

try harder. or try drinking more. or try drinking better stuff.

Drinking vodka absolut.

Not drunk right now because i think i would throw up my whole stomach if i drank right now

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>tfw getting drunk on Stoli, and eating the snacks my gf and her daughter baked up today
Feels good nigga!

>>25625446
But that image was reposted, and originally was "snacks I stole from my mom's holiday gathering".

You're a fucking fraud, nigga.

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sort of drunk, not as much as I could be. still drinking French brandy

>>25625446
>gf and her daughter

ahaha good one anon

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I'm drinking on top of having insomnia and hitting a joint. 3 days no sleep right here This might turn out weird

Mmm here we go.

>>25625649
>French brandy
uncultured swine

>>25624041
Just starting.

Although the stoli I'm drinking doesn't taste like anything at all for some reason

>>25625446
what is up with that stoli label
why does it have berries on it

>>25625727
My GF;s other boyfriend likes the rasberry flavor

>>25625742
>reposting random pictures and posting the same old cuck fantasy day after day

C'mon son

>>25625742
so its flavoured vodka?

for what fucking purpose

>>25625698
it was a gift
it's not as good as Cognac, but better than the cheap swill I was drinking before

>>25625783
*tips respectfully towards you*

>didn't drink at all yesterday (just wasn't in the mood...i appreciate the occasional detox day, though)
>today i've only had one Old Fashioned so far

Although this is my first time trying Angostura bitters and it's pretty goddamn good.

gonna drink some shitty rum right now, thanks for reminding me

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>>25625446
>my gf and her daughter
Bait veiled so thinly that I'm frankly insulted

>>25625881
the only shitty rum I've had is Captain Morgan
what are you drinking?

>>25624041
>How drunk are you
Stone Cold sober, but I get off of work in 30 minutes
>why are you drinking?
I love alcohol. I should still have some Lagunitas in my fridge, unless my spic roommate drank them all. I just want to get wasted and go for a nightwalk

>>25625936
Every thread you enter dies. Please stop tripfagging, just for one night

>>25626028
never
and sometimes people just ignore me, or turn the thread into a trip hate thread like the little butthurt legion faggots they are

Alcohols shit

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tfw have had a enough alcohols to kill a regular r9k robot but still don't feel good

Kill me.

>>25626137
you should really just stop for tonight, you're more likely to poison yourself than get good feels this time

>>25626206
Nope, actually having a second wind after being sleepy all evening. I had enough yesterday that I woke up at the middle of the night extremely sweaty, rolled on the floor, then proceeded to lay in different fetal positions until I passed out. Eventually woke up and got into bed.

>>25625446
>GF and her daughter
not okay bud

>>25626283
>He's dating a roastie
Ofcourse he's an alcoholic, imagine knowing your life is so worthless you have to look after some cumdumpster and her unfortunate offspring to give your life meaning. Hell i'd be drinking more instead of posting

Not even halfway into my first 24oz beer. I was gonna go drink with a friend at his house, planned for a week, then he decided to dogsit for somebody else at their house tonight. Told him I'm not going to go spend the night at a strangers house and now he's all pissed at me. Fuck that.

>>25626251
>I had enough yesterday that I woke up at the middle of the night extremely sweaty, rolled on the floor, then proceeded to lay in different fetal positions until I passed out
yeah, I've done that. the worst was when I blacked out and ended up sleepwalking into my mum's room and pissing in the corner

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No matter what I do, no matter how hard I try, no one respects it. I can do all I can to rectify some mistake I'm informed of, and it's never good enough. They just keep parroting the same complaint as if nothing was changed at all.

There is no difference in the end between me doing something and me doing nothing, but I hate doing nothing, so I'll be forever frustrated by doing something and having it never be good enough.

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>>25626452
That's some next level shit. I only wake up every other time I drink and roll onto the floor to sweat it out. But it's probably because I'm drinking silly amounts, usually more than a 24 pack or a couple of 21%s.