Germany thread

THERE ARE NO HOMOS IN GERMANY

>>25623821

I'm a woman dumbass

>>25623801
there's no germans here they are too busy getting raped by refugees

>>25623801
well im german. not that much into immidiate dating but i'm open for conversations.
why am i writing english...

>>25623977
i can browser here because i have a sister and a locked door, thanks.

J-ja Hallo, hier

>>25623801
Why do Germans use emoticons so frequently?

>>25624256
i don't think we are worse than the rest...

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>>25623801
Here. Girls scare me though

>>25623801
The refugees aren't friendly enough ?

Op seems dead. anyone wants to make a skype group? pretty bored to be honest.

I've been heading back from my parent's house to my city where I go to university yesterday and I've talked to some refugees on the train.
Not those who were just arriving, they were here for a few months already.
I know that we have to close the border now and sort this mess out. But I think we should at least treat those who are here friendly.
I have often been depressed and know what it's like to feel like shit. I could really see their eyes lighten up when I showed genuine interest in them and their story.
I don't want to ignore what happened in Cologne, but this was my one positive encounter with refugees.
I'm not even very left-leaning. This genuinly confused me

>>25623801
freundlich sein miteinander klingt verlockend :).

Germans are almost as bad as Australians in terms of memes

>>25625929
our gouvernment is a meme now.

Todos en este hilo son unos cucks de cagada.

Ich liebe die pussy.

>/deutsch/
>auf Englisch spricht

>>25623801
Eindeutig Koeder. Es gibt keine weiblichen Roboter in Deutschland.

Bayern? [\spoiler]

>>25626101
Der Faden ist scheinbar auch tot

dei_mam

Saarland reporting in.

>>25626231
pls add me on skype im lonely

>>25623801
I HOPE YOU GET RAPED BY NIGGERS YOU STUPID WHORE.

GET OUT. FUCK OFF TO SOC NOOOW

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>>25626205
Dann beleben wir ihn eben wieder!

>>25626355
Warum denn? Hier findet gar keine Diskussion statt.

>>25626355
Also dann...

Bayern rapportiert ein

Was geht bei euch?

>gerade in Kneipe (natuerlich alleine)
>handy stirbt gleich
>habe zuviele fuehls

>>25626355
Wird gemacht. Themenvorschlag?

Niedersachsen hier.
Scheiss auf Merkel diese kack-schluerfende Hure

SH vertreten.
Denke den Thread wiederzubeleben haben wir nicht vollends geschafft

Wer /niedersachsen/ hier?

>>25626720
Welche stadt?

>>25623801
I'm Swiss, close enough ?

>>25627381
hehe me too

>be swiss
>post in germany thread

/devilish

>>25626449
>fuehls

absolut widerlich

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>>25627429
What's even more devilish is that I don't even speak german.
Which Kanton, lad, btw?

>>25623801
>super princess peach
>fights using her unstable emotions

That game was one huge slap in the face to women
It's pretty funny desu

>>25627486
Sankt goddamn Gallen

Tes francophone or ticinesi?

>>25627570
I'm on the other side of the country, around Neuenburg, I always wanted to visit Gallen but it's so far and SBB is so fuckin expensive.
You're good with french ?
Every guys on your side of the rostigraben speak a really good french while we speak german like retards.

>>25627449
Ach Bernd, Du hast doch auch fuehls. lueg uns nicht an.

>>25627628
oui saint galle nest pas mal. jhabite just a la frontier de grison, alors suis grison dans la coeur. J'appris le francais dans l armee comme la plupart de dutschschwiizer. jai passe presque deux ans payerne. good times.

>>25627361
Lueneburg

>tfw 4chan doesnt let you write correct french :(

>>25627857
Du hast ein sehr gut franzosisch.
I'll go to the army in 2017, in Thun and Spiez, hope I'll get better at german.
And Payerne is so close to Neuchatel, did you visit it?

>>25627910
enjoy the fact that he does let you write at all

>>25623801
Go to a refugee camp dressed like princess peach. The Syrians who made the trek to Germany are probably chads but no need to worry about that.

>>25623801
Ich glaub die Uhrzeit ist nicht die beste um einen Deutsch-Faden zu erstellen.

>>25627957
aah soldat NBC? bonne chance avec ca :D.

bien sur j'ai visite neuchatel. je connais toute la romandie plus ou mois bien. jai aussi des amis qui ont fait leurs etudes a neuchatel et fribourg.

I'm a German citizen but I'm not going back until the migrants are dealt with.
Last time I was there there were too many fucking Turkstinks, I cannot even begin to imagine how it is now.
Hang in there brothers

>>25628114
Yep, indeed NBC, everyone is laughing at me, is that really so hard? T_T
I'm still studying at the Unine, maybe I saw them if they're still around.
Switzerland sure is a small country haha.
Btw, you're giving me a complex about my lack of skill in german, I feel ashamed but our school system isn't efficient at all.

>meingesichtwenn Fischkopp
>meingesichtwenn kaum bis keine Tuerken hier

>>25628228
hahah, don't worry, NBC is just fine. Had the pleasure of visiting the Comp Zen in Spiez once, very interesting. It's better to do NBC in winter though, you'll see why :D.

also dont worry about german, it's much more difficult to learn than french.

>>25628390
>It's better to do NBC in winter though, you'll see why :D.
The gears, am I right ?
I'm screwed tho because I'll do it in March so when it begin to burn.
German may be hard, I don't know but I have a lot of trouble with language's learning, I'm more of a science guy.
Are you in uni too, btw?

>>25628516
Yeah the ICS protection suit is a bitch when it's hot.

Uni ZH, yes.

>>25628696
Oh, cool!
If I come to Zurich once, I'll make a thread and maybe we could see each other !
I have to sleep, I have to work tomorrow, damn it.
So see ya, good night bro