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ITT: Trigger Words for Robots
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You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001

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>ITT: Trigger words for robots

"I love you."
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>>25623502
"fembot" is a trigger
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>>25623502
>"Why are you so quiet"

I hate this whenever someone says it.
No one wants to listen when I speak but they think I'm weird when I don't, you can't win.
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>>25623626
>why are you so quiet
Because of the crippling fear holding me back from any kind of meaningful interaction
Because of the desperate need to connect with another human being on a basic level but lacking the necessary social skills or experience
Because I desperately want you to notice me but I don't know how, and even if i did, i would have no idea how to react

I usually just just go with "i dunno" while dying a little inside
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>"just bee urself"

fuckrobot
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>>25623502
"I'll never leave you. You mean so much to me."
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>>25623700
>I usually just just go with "i dunno" while dying a little inside
iktf anon
or something like "haven't slept much tonight"
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>>25623700
Yah, I never know what to say, usually just shrug my shoulders

No one really cares what I have to say and I don't really view most people as worth talking to

>>25623728
I am myself, no one likes me

This is just a code for "just act like a normie"

I hate this one
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"I am a girl but I know exactly how you feel"
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>>25623817
it's feel good bullshit. It doesn't mean anything unless you are acting like somebody you're not.
If you're already being yourself and someone suggests that, they basically have no idea and are offering feelgood advice they heard somewhere.
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>>25623502
>Why do you look sad
>Why are you so quiet
>Are you retarded
>How many friends do you have
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Anything positive about blacks
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>>25623502
>>25623728
Triggered

No one could love me if I beee myself
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>>25623502
this thread makes me so mad just thinking about these phrases

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>You smell offensive
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>>25623502
Everytime I post I am triggered
Pic related
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>>25623908
I think "just be yourself" is said to person that have some form of anxiety and is restrained in a social situation, basically telling them to act as if they didn't have anxiety or no differently than they would act by themselves.
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>>25623626
This
Literally this, jesus christ anon you nailed it
Normalfags pretending to be nice but none of them even cares about me
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>>25624994
>Everytime
this desu. Almost like Hiroshima is trying to cure us all with subminial messages or something.
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"Just be yourself"

No. Fuck you. The reason I'm such a fucking mess is because I act like myself. Cunt.
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>>25623626
Holy fuck man fuck this shit.
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You just have to socialize
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The world "creep" should trigger a robot quite nicely.

Well, men in general actually.
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>"Just bee yourself XDDDDDDDDD"

I cringe and begin to scream in my head every time...
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>>25627003
>>25626178
>>25623728
Serious question, tho: where do you hear this?
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>>25627096
on r9k all the time
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>Why can't you just be a normal son
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>>25623728
>>25626178
>>25627003
When someone tells you to be yourself, they mean you should stop being such a nervous wreck, act the way you would if you werent a complete mental fuck up and act the way you would if you didn't care so fucking much about what other people think of you. Just saying.
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>>25623502
"What are you doing here?" --- not in necessary a mean tone, just a curious tone
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>>25627188
Yeah, but here it's a meme. Nobody here says it seriously.
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"This one girl..."

How every normie/Chad starts off their sex story. Seriously, hearing normies talking about their sex life hurts more than anything else. On top of that, I'm always afraid they're going to ask me about my past, and I'll have to make up some bullshit to conceal my powerlevel.
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"Get a job"

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>25623728
blockedaihdaisiuiisdiha
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>why don't you just become a cuteboy?
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>"what have you been up to?"
>"do anything interesting lately?"
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>>25627191
>Not buffering output and having all the characters display at the same time
That right there triggers me more then anything else in this thread.
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>>25628119
Foh with your technobabble niggertard. I will Reee how i please
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>Middle-aged married women flirting with me every day because I have broad shoulders and a good face
>"You must get a lot of girls, huh, Anon?"
This is followed by a thousand-yard stare that persists until they change the subject
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>>25628276
i'm sorry, what? you have MILFs flirting with YOU? and that's somehow a problem? you should TRY not be be a complete autist, or at least be an autist in a cute way, they WILL fuck you
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>>25628412
They're married so it's pretty much just them spinning their wheels
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>>25628495
>They're married
that's a good thing, that means they just want your young dick
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Anyone talking about their Boyfriend or Girlfriend pisses me right the fuck off. It's so pathetic that it bothers me so much.
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>>25628570
I'm 31 senpai and it is a sin to covet your neighbor's wife
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>>25628109
looks like mr burns wtf
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>>25629343
sorry i had a lapse
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