>ITT: Trigger words for robots
"I love you."
>why are you so quiet
Because of the crippling fear holding me back from any kind of meaningful interaction
Because of the desperate need to connect with another human being on a basic level but lacking the necessary social skills or experience
Because I desperately want you to notice me but I don't know how, and even if i did, i would have no idea how to react
I usually just just go with "i dunno" while dying a little inside
Yah, I never know what to say, usually just shrug my shoulders
No one really cares what I have to say and I don't really view most people as worth talking to
I am myself, no one likes me
This is just a code for "just act like a normie"
I hate this one
it's feel good bullshit. It doesn't mean anything unless you are acting like somebody you're not.
If you're already being yourself and someone suggests that, they basically have no idea and are offering feelgood advice they heard somewhere.
No one could love me if I beee myself
this thread makes me so mad just thinking about these phrases
Everytime I post I am triggered
I think "just be yourself" is said to person that have some form of anxiety and is restrained in a social situation, basically telling them to act as if they didn't have anxiety or no differently than they would act by themselves.
When someone tells you to be yourself, they mean you should stop being such a nervous wreck, act the way you would if you werent a complete mental fuck up and act the way you would if you didn't care so fucking much about what other people think of you. Just saying.
"This one girl..."
How every normie/Chad starts off their sex story. Seriously, hearing normies talking about their sex life hurts more than anything else. On top of that, I'm always afraid they're going to ask me about my past, and I'll have to make up some bullshit to conceal my powerlevel.
>"what have you been up to?"
>"do anything interesting lately?"
Foh with your technobabble niggertard. I will Reee how i please
>Middle-aged married women flirting with me every day because I have broad shoulders and a good face
>"You must get a lot of girls, huh, Anon?"
This is followed by a thousand-yard stare that persists until they change the subject
i'm sorry, what? you have MILFs flirting with YOU? and that's somehow a problem? you should TRY not be be a complete autist, or at least be an autist in a cute way, they WILL fuck you
Anyone talking about their Boyfriend or Girlfriend pisses me right the fuck off. It's so pathetic that it bothers me so much.