>tfw can't even get Tumblr sluts Can open one of these

The one you said please respond to, which, is a horrible idea btw

>>25622516
idk, "I'll leave you alone now" looks laughable.

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>>25622516
Not much in this one, but here

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>>25622532
1/? for this girl

ddlg, op?

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>>25622589
2/?
I don't know why I even try

>>25622620
>tfw no meme loving gf

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>>25622620
3/?
>>25622619
It's the creepiest fetish, but I've tried to use it to get nudes. Doesn't work often because I'm a sperg.

>>25622620
Are you autistic? This is the cringiest shite Ive ever seen

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>>25622669
4/?
End me please

>>25622669
>>25622620
>haha I love memes
cringed hard
that gogh one fly af tho desu, can you post it here OP

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>>25622688
5/?
How do normies do this shit?

pls keep posting
i am laugh a lot right now :-)

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>>25622722
6/?
>>25622733
I'm glad my pain makes you happy

>>25622669
youre easily retarded

you can shitpost and just say call me daddy to get nudes

youre not even trolling me

>>25622722
If she decides to meet up with you, you'll just end up being one of the #wastehistime2016 victims

>>25622566
Haha thanks for the laff man i needed it today. I'm just as bad if it makes you feel better

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>>25622762
7/?
>>25622763
It literally only works if you're a Chad or you're old and fat for the really broken sluts

>>25622566
Oh I'm stealing that one for if I ever make a kik, where do you meet the girls to talk to on kik?

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>>25622863
They're from tumblr.
>>25622804
8/?

Calling yourself a idiot, ugly and socially inept makes me believe you. Ffs stop wallowing in self pity in front of people you fuckwit.

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>>25622908
9/?
Hello darkness my old friend
Kill me

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>>25622937
10/?
Cuck me up.

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>>25622973
11/11
It is finally finished

>>25622937
no wonder you can't get any action if you go on a mission with gun barrel in your mouth you idiot
not like it would change anything u autistic fag, but still

>>25622937
Dude... No fucking wonder you can't get a girl, if you are literally saying right to them that you're ugly and worthless. How do you think that makes them think of you?

"Oh, this guy called himself ugly, worthless, and a loser. I'll go out with him over the other guy messaging me who seems confident!"

^NOT how it works! If you literally tell girls you'll never get a girl, you just fucking won't. Fake it till you make it, man. Right now it seems like you're going for pity, not a girlfriend.

>>25622937
Holy shiz you didn't ever want this girl did you? What were you trying to accomplish by posting non-stop suicidal 4chan memes when she obviously liked funny zany instagram memes?

There was a certain point where she stopped trying to converse and started to just give you pity and try to end the convo.

But she said you weren't unattractive so you have potential if you keep funny memes on-hand instead of depressing sad ones.

You are the cringe man

This is fake as fuck. You are purposely sending them cringy shit like this so you can come here and have an "epic ebin thread"

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This is quite obvious bait.
>claims he's a horrible person allround
>gets women to tell him he shouldn't be so hard on himself and surely he's a good person
>keeps denying any comforting or complimenting comments and sperging into even worse descriptions of himself
>this keeps going ad infinitum unless the woman decides to stop wasting her time on an obviously lost case
>he then claims "boohoo see I can't even get women!!"
>mfw

Other than that, it's amusing, though inevitably will make these women more jaded to the next person with a genuine slight negative self image who could've had some use of her comforting responses.

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Here's something from one of my more successful ventures

>>25623106
Fucking disgusting oh my god no what the fuck stop ahh

>>25623013
You always complain about tumblr girls but here she were being quite nice, despite OP being a complete train wreck

>>25623101
And the worst thing is there are actual people here not seeing it for the obvious stuff it is.

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Who here get matches but don't send any messages? I'm picky with who i like and got unmatched like 10 times for being a mute.

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I'm actually jealous of you OP for having this much female interaction, where would I go on Tumblr to get these kik contacts?

>>25623159
>using bluestacks
my nigga

>>25623167
None of your god damned business.
I message every non fat girl's Kik can find on #kik
>>25623149
Would you believe me if I told you I was trying to get her to pity me so she would send nudes/be my pity gf, but failed miserably?

>>25622619
>tfw got a girl to stick a pencil inside her anus and to hump a teddy bear
Good times

>>25623204
There is no such thing as a pity gf

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>>25623106
Here's another of this girl
(She's 18, just flat)

Wow, and you wonder why the fuck you cant get a gf when you are so autistic i cant even understand

>>25623204
#kik is what? IRC?

>>25623249
>>25623106

dw son, they sent those same photos to about 200 other guys as well. You aren't special.

Please fucking google how the fuck you should text a girl

>>25623269
I didn't say that. I'm simply showing that I got SOME nudes.

>>25623293

And your holding it up as it's some sort of magnificent accomplishment. Take your shitty thread and got back to >>>/soc/.

>>25623286
Google doesn't fucking help. Fuck you.

>>25623305
It is for a permaKHV

>>25623204
I would've if you had stopped after the first or second self-insulting comment, even though at best such things tend to get a pity date in which she already decided you're more than likely not going to get to any bases or follow-up dates.
The occasional sign of not being 100% confident while otherwise looking like a balanced dude who has things figured out or isn't fazed by the few in-his-eyes negative parts of him, is no problem at all to show and could even help depending on the woman and what connection you already have.
Full-on extreme selfpity? Not even remotely unless you're a 11/10 Adonis millionaire she knows she could trick into being her bf knowing it's the easiest way to get a "catch".

>>25622937
>>25622973
>>25623013
Holy shit you are the epitome of /r9k/. Shitting all over yourself isn't attractive to women you fucking spaz. And even if you wanna say "le I was only joking" self deprecating humor is only funny in very very very short bursts. If you just cry about yourself the entire time upon even meeting a girl, what the fuck is she gonna think that you act like after a month of interaction? Is this really how people from /r9k/ talk to women? That'd make a lot of sense and explain why all you guys do is cry about women. I swear if THIS is how you act and then cry about not getting women IT IS YOUR OWN FAULT.

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>>25622566
That's gold anon, fuck that unappreciative hoe m8.

so how does this shit work man? can't exactly find anyone on here

>>25622722
You can't just unload on someone you don't even know like that you imbecile. Stay positive and talk about fun stuff so you can find something in common.

>>25623249

god damn. so much want.

>>25622762
Friend I need that happy new year suicide wojak asap

>>25623369
>>25623383
>>25623446
Normalfags. All of you.

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>>25623483
Sure thing friend.
Always glad to help.

>>25622722
>you give her memes
>she likes it and gives more in return
>girl is literally talking to you
>she is into the conversation
>you ruin it by basically crying about life to her

are you literally retarded? keep it going man! she seemed to like who you were. you literally had a slight chance more than any one of us ever could get

but you had to ruin it didn't you? listen, a woman wants someone that makes her happy (I know that you need to be chad too) and you were making her happy. but you had to mess it up with a sob story. no woman wants to have to feel like she has to comfort you, that's the mans job

I hope you die alone faggot

>>25623507
Beautiful...

>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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Op sounds like a nigger who is trying really hard to try and fit in here. I feel embarrassed to be a robot.

>>25622973
>woman complimenting you
>says that your confident
>obviously likes that
>you tell her she is wrong and tell her that you were going to kill yourself

dumb faggot this is why you cant get women. you were going strong but you just ruined it

>>25623572
As you should be. Fuck off

>>25623485
If you don't get this meme /r9k/ bullshit out of your fucking head then you'll never get a woman. Like holy shit you are a serious fucking loser.

>>25623572
This desu
he is:
-attractive
-funny
can get girls to messge him

he literally ruined a chance at a better life to seem like us. fucking retard will be back with more threads like this trying so hard for acceptance

does he take us for absolute idiots?

This thread is clearly bait, but there ARE people in the world like this. Good kek OP

http://rubster994.tumblr.com/
here op you can kik, her or her sister

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>>25623485
Just a robot who has transcended to cyborghood through extensive observing and studying social cues and skills to at least somewhat make up for the complete lack of it all the first 23 years of my life. Still a virgin but at least aware of how to talk to people.

>>25623737
Yuck, how about I don't.

>>25623204
will never work. no girl finds that shit attractive

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Ok, let's try a new girl. I'll try to be less self-pitying

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>>25624231
Ok, not going horrible so far.

>>25624231
Dont keep going on about that coupon thing, just use it as a joke and leave it be

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>>25624265
I already failed then
>>25624264
She hasn't been entirely put off yet I don't think

>>25624310
She seems like a cunt, just chalk this one up as experience

jesus christ I cringed so fucking hard FUCCCK YOU

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>>25622620
>haha my life is a meme

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>>25624310
Well, there goes that girl

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okay anon you gotta come off as less desperate. like, you're completely sperging out at the slightest hint of rejection/disinterest. i cant read anymore because the cringe is a bit too much, you just need to be more confident.

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>>25624422
I decided that it was OK to sperg out and speak my mind since I already fucked up here.

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>>25624715
Fucking whores. Fuck her.

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>>25624751
She will burn for this. They all will.

Bro, no fucking wonder, ight..first find an ight looking girl and then dont open with a fucking corny pick up line, after she responds just ask her basic shit like how are you, what are you doing etc. start to open up a bit ask if she like stuff you like, try to bond with her instead of sending memes..also dont send that shitty coupon thing, its just stupid, first talk to her for a while then just ask her out.

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>>25624781
Every last one of them

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>>25622497
OP i fucking love you, just let me suck your dick now ok?

>>25624477
In case this obvious bait isn't bait, he needs to be less of a fucking crying bitch

>>25624886
Just stop devaluing yourself mate, we're all want the best for you but you make it very hard for yourself with this sort of behaviour

>>25624310
Stop using those weird crying text-smileys. Just write normal like an adult.

>>25624886
You're a real human bean, OP. Keep posting updates.

>>25624988
She's not replying to me after that one. I'll find some other whores now.

>>25625024
Of course she avoids responsibility for her actions. Keep calling these sluts out.

>>25624781
I think you are autistic. And i dont mean meymey-autistic. You have no sense of humour at all, instead of turning this conversation into sarcastic insults, dark humour or stuff like that, you are unironically whining about her being mean to you. What a cuck.

>>25625058
Autists are the heroes this world needs.

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>>25624231
>the coupon again

>>25625142
I do not believe in heroes of any kind.

Have you tried groping little girls on the subway? Because even that would make you more attractive than you listing all of your insecurities.

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>>25625200
I'll show you that heros are real, Dragon.

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>>25625284
JUST BE YOURSELF
BE HONEST, DON'T TELL LIES

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Thank you OP. This is the hardest I have laughed at anything in a long time. I hope you learn how to be less autistic and will get the qt. asian gf you deserve. I will never forget you.

OP you are boss
You are alpha as fuck

Jesus christ, all your conversations escalate so quick.
>"hi"
>"hi"
>"KILL MEEEEEE"

>>25622620
>>25622589
>>25622566
>>25622669
>>25622688
>>25622722
>>25622762
>>25622804
>>25622908
>>25622937
>>25622973
>>25623013
I've never seen anything more autistic

>>25623249
8/10 flat girls are great

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>>25622762
>haha your not attractive
>girls like confidence

What was the point of that advice?

>>25625791
>you're not UNattractive

its a dooble neegative

>>25622722
>P L E A S E A C C E P T T H E C O U P O N

I had an amazing laugh thinking that people like you aren't just an exaggerated meme, OP

Your life is very much real, and existent. Thank you for making me feel infinitely more advantaged.

this is the most autistic thing i have ever fucking seen

you are worse than indians and pakis on the internet

>p-pls respond

>>25625791
telling you that your problem is stop being a beta fucking cuck but look at op go, he kept on being a beta fucking cuck.

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Someone screencap the thread, don't let this little gem slip by

>>25626767
just right click and "save as"

then you can open this in 20 years with your browser and everything will still be here

dont forget to enlarge all images before you do tho otherwise only the thumbnails are saved

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>OP starts strong
>going steady with meme exchanges
>"pls kill me and be my gf"
>she's laughing it off like its just dark humour
>she's actually trying to cheer him up as he gets more disturbing
>even compliments him
It was funny at first, then it got abysmal.
She stuck to you for so long means you had plenty of chances, and you fucked up massively, joke or not. You know how many people here would dream about having a chance like that, or even a girl who was even half as decent as her? I fucking hate you.

>>25627094
Fuck you normie cunt.

>tfw you find a girl on /soc/
>she's a big girl but is latina/white mix and I find her cute as fuck with her big lips and hair and face

>seems to have decent personality and is pretty fun, we talk pretty consistently for a week
>she says how funny i am and all that shit

>however she is a complete stuck up bitch princess and even says she is like she's proud of it
>when i give her a compliment here and there she just says "you're so full of shit", but when i give a little dig at her for being fat she gets butthurt
>constantly saying how she doesn't like me even after i give her compliments

>act like i'm leaving the chat after she again says she doesn't like me and she sends out a string of messages ending with "im sorry i will show you my boobs if you forgive me"
>i come back (not due to that) to tell her how thirsty she is and she just says "lol im not sending you boob pics that was just bait"

Fucking dropped that attention whore after that one

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>>25622688
>that guy
WHAT THE FUCK??? HOW DO THESE FUCKING NORMIES,NOT KNOW WHO BRENDAN IS? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25627171
Confirmed can't handle thee bantz

>>25627478
Nah man I can handle the banter just fine. I didn't drop it because she gives me the banter too. I dropped her because she acted like a fucking stuck up bitch all the fucking time

>always sent pictures to me with her tongue sticking out and peace sign and then self-deprecating "omg im so ugly"
>told her she looked like shit doing those poses
>sends me one of her looking normal and she looks cute but says "omg look my face is so ugly such a bitch face"
>i say "no you look cute normal, those stupid poses make you look ugly. stop making them"
>" anon you are such a dick how dare you have an opinion shut the fuck up dont tell me what types of pics i can send

>>25624231
>please respond
I always wondered what women were on about when they said I wasn't a complete sperg, now I know

OP at least you get replies...

>>25622497
>tumblr sluts
>all thin and attractive

what world do you live in sir

>>25628051
That's only because I literally message hundreds of girls.

How do you get the kik of girls?

The only way I get them, which is extremely rare, is on reddit sex subreddits because thats how sad i am

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>>25622497
>step 1

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>>25628374
>>25628374
>7/10 Chad gets any girl