>tfw can't even get Tumblr sluts
Can open one of these convos if you'd like to see more
Not much in this one, but here
1/? for this girl
I don't know why I even try
It's the creepiest fetish, but I've tried to use it to get nudes. Doesn't work often because I'm a sperg.
How do normies do this shit?
I'm glad my pain makes you happy
It literally only works if you're a Chad or you're old and fat for the really broken sluts
They're from tumblr.
Hello darkness my old friend
It is finally finished
Dude... No fucking wonder you can't get a girl, if you are literally saying right to them that you're ugly and worthless. How do you think that makes them think of you?
"Oh, this guy called himself ugly, worthless, and a loser. I'll go out with him over the other guy messaging me who seems confident!"
^NOT how it works! If you literally tell girls you'll never get a girl, you just fucking won't. Fake it till you make it, man. Right now it seems like you're going for pity, not a girlfriend.
Holy shiz you didn't ever want this girl did you? What were you trying to accomplish by posting non-stop suicidal 4chan memes when she obviously liked funny zany instagram memes?
There was a certain point where she stopped trying to converse and started to just give you pity and try to end the convo.
But she said you weren't unattractive so you have potential if you keep funny memes on-hand instead of depressing sad ones.
This is quite obvious bait.
>claims he's a horrible person allround
>gets women to tell him he shouldn't be so hard on himself and surely he's a good person
>keeps denying any comforting or complimenting comments and sperging into even worse descriptions of himself
>this keeps going ad infinitum unless the woman decides to stop wasting her time on an obviously lost case
>he then claims "boohoo see I can't even get women!!"
Other than that, it's amusing, though inevitably will make these women more jaded to the next person with a genuine slight negative self image who could've had some use of her comforting responses.
Here's something from one of my more successful ventures
Who here get matches but don't send any messages? I'm picky with who i like and got unmatched like 10 times for being a mute.
I'm actually jealous of you OP for having this much female interaction, where would I go on Tumblr to get these kik contacts?
None of your god damned business.
I message every non fat girl's Kik can find on #kik
Would you believe me if I told you I was trying to get her to pity me so she would send nudes/be my pity gf, but failed miserably?
Here's another of this girl
(She's 18, just flat)
I would've if you had stopped after the first or second self-insulting comment, even though at best such things tend to get a pity date in which she already decided you're more than likely not going to get to any bases or follow-up dates.
The occasional sign of not being 100% confident while otherwise looking like a balanced dude who has things figured out or isn't fazed by the few in-his-eyes negative parts of him, is no problem at all to show and could even help depending on the woman and what connection you already have.
Full-on extreme selfpity? Not even remotely unless you're a 11/10 Adonis millionaire she knows she could trick into being her bf knowing it's the easiest way to get a "catch".
Holy shit you are the epitome of /r9k/. Shitting all over yourself isn't attractive to women you fucking spaz. And even if you wanna say "le I was only joking" self deprecating humor is only funny in very very very short bursts. If you just cry about yourself the entire time upon even meeting a girl, what the fuck is she gonna think that you act like after a month of interaction? Is this really how people from /r9k/ talk to women? That'd make a lot of sense and explain why all you guys do is cry about women. I swear if THIS is how you act and then cry about not getting women IT IS YOUR OWN FAULT.
That's gold anon, fuck that unappreciative hoe m8.
Sure thing friend.
Always glad to help.
>you give her memes
>she likes it and gives more in return
>girl is literally talking to you
>she is into the conversation
>you ruin it by basically crying about life to her
are you literally retarded? keep it going man! she seemed to like who you were. you literally had a slight chance more than any one of us ever could get
but you had to ruin it didn't you? listen, a woman wants someone that makes her happy (I know that you need to be chad too) and you were making her happy. but you had to mess it up with a sob story. no woman wants to have to feel like she has to comfort you, that's the mans job
I hope you die alone faggot
Op sounds like a nigger who is trying really hard to try and fit in here. I feel embarrassed to be a robot.
>woman complimenting you
>says that your confident
>obviously likes that
>you tell her she is wrong and tell her that you were going to kill yourself
dumb faggot this is why you cant get women. you were going strong but you just ruined it
can get girls to messge him
he literally ruined a chance at a better life to seem like us. fucking retard will be back with more threads like this trying so hard for acceptance
does he take us for absolute idiots?
Just a robot who has transcended to cyborghood through extensive observing and studying social cues and skills to at least somewhat make up for the complete lack of it all the first 23 years of my life. Still a virgin but at least aware of how to talk to people.
Ok, let's try a new girl. I'll try to be less self-pitying
Ok, not going horrible so far.
I already failed then
She hasn't been entirely put off yet I don't think
Well, there goes that girl
okay anon you gotta come off as less desperate. like, you're completely sperging out at the slightest hint of rejection/disinterest. i cant read anymore because the cringe is a bit too much, you just need to be more confident.
I decided that it was OK to sperg out and speak my mind since I already fucked up here.
Fucking whores. Fuck her.
She will burn for this. They all will.
Bro, no fucking wonder, ight..first find an ight looking girl and then dont open with a fucking corny pick up line, after she responds just ask her basic shit like how are you, what are you doing etc. start to open up a bit ask if she like stuff you like, try to bond with her instead of sending memes..also dont send that shitty coupon thing, its just stupid, first talk to her for a while then just ask her out.
Every last one of them
OP i fucking love you, just let me suck your dick now ok?
I think you are autistic. And i dont mean meymey-autistic. You have no sense of humour at all, instead of turning this conversation into sarcastic insults, dark humour or stuff like that, you are unironically whining about her being mean to you. What a cuck.
I'll show you that heros are real, Dragon.
JUST BE YOURSELF
BE HONEST, DON'T TELL LIES
Thank you OP. This is the hardest I have laughed at anything in a long time. I hope you learn how to be less autistic and will get the qt. asian gf you deserve. I will never forget you.
>haha your not attractive
>girls like confidence
What was the point of that advice?
Someone screencap the thread, don't let this little gem slip by
just right click and "save as"
then you can open this in 20 years with your browser and everything will still be here
dont forget to enlarge all images before you do tho otherwise only the thumbnails are saved
>OP starts strong
>going steady with meme exchanges
>"pls kill me and be my gf"
>she's laughing it off like its just dark humour
>she's actually trying to cheer him up as he gets more disturbing
>even compliments him
It was funny at first, then it got abysmal.
She stuck to you for so long means you had plenty of chances, and you fucked up massively, joke or not. You know how many people here would dream about having a chance like that, or even a girl who was even half as decent as her? I fucking hate you.
>tfw you find a girl on /soc/
>she's a big girl but is latina/white mix and I find her cute as fuck with her big lips and hair and face
>seems to have decent personality and is pretty fun, we talk pretty consistently for a week
>she says how funny i am and all that shit
>however she is a complete stuck up bitch princess and even says she is like she's proud of it
>when i give her a compliment here and there she just says "you're so full of shit", but when i give a little dig at her for being fat she gets butthurt
>constantly saying how she doesn't like me even after i give her compliments
>act like i'm leaving the chat after she again says she doesn't like me and she sends out a string of messages ending with "im sorry i will show you my boobs if you forgive me"
>i come back (not due to that) to tell her how thirsty she is and she just says "lol im not sending you boob pics that was just bait"
Fucking dropped that attention whore after that one
WHAT THE FUCK??? HOW DO THESE FUCKING NORMIES,NOT KNOW WHO BRENDAN IS? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nah man I can handle the banter just fine. I didn't drop it because she gives me the banter too. I dropped her because she acted like a fucking stuck up bitch all the fucking time
>always sent pictures to me with her tongue sticking out and peace sign and then self-deprecating "omg im so ugly"
>told her she looked like shit doing those poses
>sends me one of her looking normal and she looks cute but says "omg look my face is so ugly such a bitch face"
>i say "no you look cute normal, those stupid poses make you look ugly. stop making them"
>" anon you are such a dick how dare you have an opinion shut the fuck up dont tell me what types of pics i can send