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Post some tasty Vocaroos, robots! I want to hear words of encouragement, I want to hear your voices, and I want to hear general discussion.

C'mon, lads!
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>>25622048
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XwHlCHjVla

you like it?:3
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>>25622141
I love it, anon!
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I just look here to hear sweet female voices, males shouldn't even post in these threads.

>>25622141

Well then, that woke me up for the day.
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>>25622141
Sounds like a high pressure penis problem.
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>>25622503
:3
well hello anon
http://vocaroo.com/i/s091R03p3Bt6
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>>25622503
depends on what kind of female sounds you want...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1plii6v1Fbh
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>>25622048
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pvmcM6Q5vM
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>>25622141
Pretty dank tbqh mang
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>>25622048
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08GnQHdz5C8
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jJwcrhxxFf
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>>25622830
Thank you, anon.
>>25623205
Hnnng.
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>>25623205
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s08GnQHdz5C8
that was the most obvious man voice ever
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1raB05Vqeq1

eggman is a conspiracy
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>>25623455
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15LQAxrs5o4


:)
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>>25623506
Das ist dank mein nig
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>>25623532
Can you please make a long Vocaroo? It can be on anything you want really. I just like your voice a lot. We Irish, at least where I'm from, don't get to hear it in its raw form that much.
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>>25623657
>irish

Absolutely disgusting senpai
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mKMUMfrHAV
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>>25623718
Nah senpai.

This comment is original.
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>>25623657
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YTKcqvOhFX
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>>25623775
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10DsYqjZmuS
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>>25623856
Pretty much, and the women are always fat and fucking ugly.
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>>25623818
Could you recite the Plane Scene of TDKR for me please?
if not then just say something cute
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>>25623891
>if not then just say something cute

I didn't know the Irish were so fucking pathetic, it's niggers like yourself that continue to put fat whores on a pedestal hence why they don't leave.
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>>25623915
this tbqh famalamadingdong
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gwkdSKo6WD
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>>25623856
Nice meme.

We still cucked your government out of most of our country, though. So there's that :^)
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>>25624009
>>25624046

not him but i'd rather be a britbong than some nigger of europe.

t-b-h
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>>25624009
What's with all the irish in this thread?
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>>25624009
Shoo, wog.

>>25624061
The United States' people still suck our cocks every year with the amount of tourism we get from heritagefags, though,
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>>25624119
>Irish
>Think they are relevant

Tone down that big boy persona, everyone saw what kind of faggot you are;

>>25623657
>>25623891

Low-test trash.
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>>25623891
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hwp98EDAiu
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>>25624095
I like you, son
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>>25623719
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d5yBQ1f8ds
>>25623818
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Y7V83IyC5U
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>>25624161
Just say, "Bane?" but with this voice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o81B90OfdUs
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>>25624156
One of those isn't even me.
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>>25624161
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15peTH27jfP
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ey3uLeilZ5

fembot here
taking requests
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>>25624241
This guy's a real edgelord!
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>>25624161
Can you please read the following?

"ON APRIL I, 1924, because of the sentence handed
down by the People's Court of Munich, I had to
begin that day, serving my term in the fortress at
Landsberg on the Lech.

Thus, after years of uninterrupted work, I was afforded
for the first time an opportunity to embark on a task
insisted upon by many and felt to be serviceable to the
movement by myself. Therefore, I resolved not only to
set forth, in two volumes, the object of our movement, but
also to draw a picture of its development. From this more
can be learned than from any purely doctrinary treatise.

That also gave me the opportunity to describe my own
development, as far as this is necessary for the understand-
ing of the first as well as the second volume, and which may
serve to destroy the evil legends created about my person
by the Jewish press.

With this work I do not address myself to strangers, but
to those adherents of the movement who belong to it with
their hearts and whose reason now seeks a more intimate
enlightenment. I know that one is able to win people far
more by the spoken than by the written word, and that
every great movement on this globe owes its rise to the
great speakers and not to the great writers.

Nevertheless, the basic elements of a doctrine must be
set down in permanent form in order that it may be repre-
sented in the same way and in unity."
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>>25624247
Literally the worst attempt at a female voice I've ever heard.

For shame, sir.
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>>25624196
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eR0mbgXbbI

>>25624200
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1156Qu3gQAL
sounds awful.. kek
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>>25624241
Aussie or Kiwi?
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CROOykLdQI
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>>25624241
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13szKuEPDXn
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>>25624323
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RL6VD6Sfnh

4u
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>>25624277
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uSivmKJkJf
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>>25624353
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AR1fCyp6G2

>>25624317

Jamaican bro.
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>>25624241
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CfXXfV7ijL
>>25624247
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L0RydWW3cu
>>25624277
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0w7K8iMgWkS
>>25624313
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01Yp5S1qhvS
>>25624323
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oUm6a6smIS
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MNJvz1R3pf
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>>25624402
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qdWL6llUpg
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>>25624462
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qaaJrhCJxZ
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>>25622048
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sLtAn9OsPH

ez
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>>25624472
>2020-4
>lying on the internet for attention

for what purpose?
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>>25624398
Very good, sir. Though you sounded like you had to sneeze through a lot of that.

>>25624436
>tfw invalid ID.
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>>25624436
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HYtfufTDC0

>>25624472

http://vocaroo.com/i/s06SII35VESB
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>>25624531
What? Do you mean the link doesn't work? It works.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0w7K8iMgWkS
>>25624554
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TTmV75iaaO
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s01wSsY6m3xh

I wish I could still play like this.
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>>25622048

i love you OP <3

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XI2noUpNxs
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>>25624629
hope this will do
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10id8Uy3dfW
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OP here.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MNYoNensHh
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>>25624664
Nice.
>>25624675
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HlEhbNviu7
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>>25624629
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06W9KYgqDJi
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>>25624783
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HlEhbNviu7
omg that made me smile so much and you really just said it all right there thank you <3
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>>25624520
>>25624554

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wywg3vci3V
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>>25624783
Thanks.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wsZCymQbtE
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>>25624905
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Bs1gMef028
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>>25622830
>>25623298
>>25623506
>>25624196
>>25624241
>>25624783


Nice voices anons
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>>25624905

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vE5u6ZwZke
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>>25624905
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TjgtyqXjBm
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>>25624957
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wsZCymQbtE
wow this is great
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>>25624820
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sCPQHbAISX
>>25624855
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GU6hYbCMvk
>>25624957
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ywgbi9Bq6U
>>25624998
Thanks man. Let's hear your voice.
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>>25624998
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aTE39ggwyR
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>>25625003
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fQnifUk1PU
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>>25625003

She posts in the cuck & immigrants are welcome threads.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ok6phqhZLH
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>>25625066

Not him, but women are natural born liars, they seek validation and attention. They will say anything.
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>>25625096
"Not him, but the Jews are natural born liars. They seek validation and attention. They will say anything."
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>>25624905
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hjJP4BPRf8
>>25625066
Reasonable assumption?
>>25625082
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x0Xvi0C4zQ
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>>25625066
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PttSn8TEKy
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>>25624982
>>25625003

http://vocaroo.com/i/s19ouPB1t6x0
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>>25624674

have someone listened the beautiful song i've wrote for OP?... guess what i'm being ignored here exactly as i've being ignored in real life
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>>25625010
I really wish I could get into that perfect mix of severe depression, lack of money, and plenty of freetime. Now I have a job, no money, and severe depression that I self medicate with alcohol. Probably why I don't have money. Or free time.

One day, maybe.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s08XLwJYlwwp

>>25625028
Thanks. It's a guitar
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>>25625066

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UvMcvmttEC

Also can this be an stealthy ISIS thread? Post your favorite ISIS trap music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R81zCv0hA0
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>>25625176
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0817TLP5eLQ
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>>25622048
for OP http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D1mXBIQHQ7
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0p7RMwviUY
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>>25625149
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bLaHQfAe5N
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>>25625253
>moonich
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>>25625229
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q6YflyjsV9
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It's weird listening to these. They seem like I recorded them forever ago, and yet it couldn't have been more than a few months. Time is strange.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0etCAbSLQfW
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>>25625253
Pretty good, senpai.

Munich is pronounced "Myoonik" just for future reference.
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>>25625216
>>25625268


kek who the fuck keeps shitposting ISIS
FUCK OFF

>reported to FBI
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>>25625326
>>25625176

http://vocaroo.com/i/s05xcNuzxDhZ

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2591438/Porn-star-Kitty-Blair-sacked-German-neo-Nazi-party-banned-porn-industry.html
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>>25625188
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EYsuBfgSBD
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>>25625216

Damn this is kinda hot. And I don't like trap music

but fuck off Jihadi Cool faggot.
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>>25625376
>against ISIS

Fuck off american sheep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vytntw_d62k
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>>25625452

>not being against ISIS

I hope you enjoy being watched you dirty brit bong
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>>25625268
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0txAdbfGVLO
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>>25625188
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RCaMwaYJ9O
>>25625216
Always gonna like your voice :^ )
>>25625176
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RSAP6o7Jf3
Better keep your promise.
>>25625253
That was alright. Stop slowing down. Read right through and say the word exactly how you think it'll be said. Even if you say something wrong, it'll still sound smoother kek.
>>25625319
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DcVe6zOeoj
>>25625326
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06QeJpIgmat
>>25625334
Very nice once again.
>>25625416
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DV4r0nmoRV
>>25625424
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02M1uutrFaq
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>>25625188
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07nwJdqatD1
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lVF1V2taF7
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>>25625494

Fuck off americano sheep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJlVa-h53xk
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>>25625416
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0njAmJgGEKH
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>>25625424
my fucking recording got cut off sorry
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>>25625514
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lVF1V2taF7
That was hot.
>>25625536
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FLKfoDGzX6
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>>25625536
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h5lu96DPLB

planetsuzy.org/showpost.php?s=564696e335a770fbd6721c09f8067052&p=6293418&postcount=224
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mnb9qVXxFA
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I don't usually get this many replies.

>>25625351
To be more clear the mu in munich is like the mew in mew from pokemon. The second half can differ from a hard k sound to the sound of hawking up phlegm depending on dialect. I believe Hoch Deutsch uses a hard k.

>>25625424
Not really me wanting those things (outside of the free time. I really miss having free time), it just was a near perfect catalyst for my playing. I hurt, and my music reflected it. I could more easily pour myself into the guitar than now where I find myself almost completely numb and empty.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eyHQKNyi4a

>>25625509
Yeah, I have a very calming/depressed/suppressed playing style. Doesn't matter what I try and play, I wind up throwing some twing of myself in there somehow. I swear, it isn't intentional.

>>25625514
Thank you. I'll keep being beautiful, I guess.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EtQ3Dgx80f
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>>25625509
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GftD0IR3mL

>25625574
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UEudGkohN9

>25625626
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bQOIuCfqac
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>>25625663
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1laSkdjeOxE
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>>25625691
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TPNrz6zjT3
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJlVa-h53xk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqHMK8nHgRk
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c-can a fembot say
>i'll never leave you
please :3
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>>25625708
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qDxLq4DAxq
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>>25625757
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0R0fhOb6bNC

hope my sarcasm translated well
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LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME I'M A GIRL GIVE ME ATTENTION YOU SILLY BOYZ TEEHEE
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>>25625759
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Zxno2mbVnK
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http://www.bestgore.com/execution/man-shot-in-face-at-close-range-isis/
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>>25625786
you laughed.
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>>25625786
sounds like your dads stuffed his cock in your throat
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sfqFhG5DNI
>>25625626
Yeah tell that hoe.
>>25625665
I think it's good that it comes out. Your music should contain a part of you everytime, and if that's what you are, then that's what your music is. It shows you. I like it :)
>>25625708
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LWbSOayKSB
>>25625691
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mXwAvWsgT2
>>25625757
This is a good one.
>>25625759
>>25625815
Good question. And good answer.
>>25625786
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nsO3KTE3La
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>>25625834
lol

>>25625836
aw I love you guys
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGTPWNRY13s
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>>25625860
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nsO3KTE3La
oh shit you stuttered in the middle too
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>>25625860
anyway I tried again, hopefully this is good enough

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uTy1yBK7Bb
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>>25625860
>Yeah tell that hoe.

I'd rather not, i feel like I'm going to contract some sort of STD just conversing with the whore over vocaroo.
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>>25625926
>slutty in the url

classic.
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>>25625862
>lol
that's not funny. but you'll never leave me. you're my gf now :3
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My favorite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFPeID3HrUE
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>>25622048
check out my banging tune
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0653qD6EI9a
made with
http://sampulator.com/
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>>25625887
What? No I didn't. :/
>>25625926
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LcAKLEylKp
>>25625953
Well you've done more than enough.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1YHq0ePvWo
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>>25625989
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LcAKLEylKp
1. yes you did stutter
2. you are hilarious I can't stop laughing
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i7orqI6PJt
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Yb4Qh57qQJ


>>25625860
I appreciate your kind words, man. It's a good feel.

>>25625926
Have fun. I know nothing will happen because you already said you are from /pol/ you can't fool me

Pic mildly related in some way, I think.
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>>25625953
don't forget to feel the bern
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posting in vocaroo thread

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0okwBdlCyq2
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>>25626037
not from /pol/ but ok
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>>25624313
Thanks for the Bane.
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>>25625926

funny thing is she legitimately sounds like a coal-burner. Lots over here where i live and they sound the same.
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>>25625708
Jesus Christ, that's so hot!

I've never in my life heard a girl say these things.
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>>25626037
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04ywquh638D
different femanons

>>25626073
no problem!
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>>25626059
I'm too drunk to be doing this right now

http://vocaroo.com/i/s03LCpZq79Bi

>>25626078
I want your super power.
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I'm drinking now, I should drink enough to make me social enough before this thread dies hopefully
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>>25626027
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AdPFgyv7oo
>>25626037
Yeah man. I saved a couple of those vocaroos for future listens.
>>25626056
Perfect.
>>25626113
I love you.
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>>25625708

if u live in ontario do u want to make sex on me
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This thread turned shit real fast, a bunch of limp-wristed faggots putting every "female" on a pedestal.

And they say "women" can be "lonely" and a "robot".
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>>25626078
just looked that up lol. my parents are pretty rich but I have a nice relationship with them
soooo 50%

>>25626113
YOUR VOICE IS SO CUTE

>>25626120
omg this is beautiful thank you for posting it

>>25626143
STOP IT I'M DYING
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>>25626113
Something something, /pol/ is right.

>>25626143
Whoa, really? Thank God I didn't post any of me singing. Like dying cat, but with melody.


http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tXJEmTPQwA
This is the last I have saved that I feel comfortable sharing. Guess I needa start recording more.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NvQqPXyzGP
:3
*glomps*
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qIfwDR8FJb

Gonna pop off for a cig lads, i'll leave you with some Townes Van Zandt
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>>25624161
>>25623532
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NsnN0Y5TtU
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>>25626167
Holy.

>>25626210
thank you!

>>25626211
/pol/ is *always* right, anon.
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>>25626195
I'm really weak to bullying.
>>25626210
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qb8qNh4Ipi
>>25626211
Yeah lad. I'll listen to them at some point :)
>>25626216
Good one.

Now the females are collaborating.
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>>25626210
Any time, except not really.

>>25626216
I'll love you baby

>>25626223
Work on your playing. Not so much skill, just transition time (between chords). Play the song until you do it half asleep while holding a conversation with a group, and then try to add the lyrics. You don't want to have to think about the chords at all.

Other than that, fucking decent.

>>25626258
Nah, one time they said they were gonna be wrong.

>>25626278
I just figured out what your tripfag stood for. Fucking hell, it's been a long day.
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>>25626278
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qb8qNh4Ipi
no do more of the fake crying that was ace
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>>25626216
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QJdQuhNrYy
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>>25625757
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00ZMKqJB3nf
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>>25626216
wow that was amazgin
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We should get a tii n yc hat, like a robot ti ny ch att. can you guys imagine how much of a bad idea that would be?
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>>25626332
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s00ZMKqJB3nf
There's the door son.
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>>25626352
thx anonnette. that gave me +10hp.
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>>25626312
I'm glad you now understand.
>>25626321
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HTRB6Nuftx
>>25626332
You're not wrong. I've accepted that I'm a cuck faggot. :/ unfortunately.
>>25626352
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wxBMisspOy
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WnacqXhNiL
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>>25626143
>>25626027
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PCUbZdlX5H
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>>25626398
nice attempt, m8
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>>25626398
Thanks for that anon.
>>25626407
:/
:\
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>>25626407
your accent holy shit please read me a book or something

>>25626446
cry NOW you lil bitch or i'll tell your mother on you
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>>25626397
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0n2PQt5fBDe
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>>25626475
What would you like me to read? Any particular extracts?
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pginzFrHIy
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>>25626503
read some Nietzsche pls
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>>25626384
Maybe if you compliment the whores in this thread enough they'll reach through the screen and fondle your hairless low-test balls, you fucking cuck.
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Here's me half sober and half asleep.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zD1a2PlEcF
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s01InXtrLegl
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s15iQqWdk5Zb
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>>25626533

sad thing is this is what they think will happen, truly is sad to know how shit this place has become.
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>>25626475
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lQXZobri1F
>>25626499
http://vocaroo.com/i/s045dmC6y1Wg
Also I'm really good at making myself seem lively and excited. I just shift to loneliness a lot. Rip.
>>25626521
memes.
>>25626620
Sounds like a very tempting offer for all women.
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>>25626528
That's pretty broad, anon.

I'll just read a few of his quotes:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E8HrDufSlQ
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>>25626644
Good night lad.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y0VYTbmlM8

>tfw you'll never play piano for a girl
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>>25626651
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s045dmC6y1Wg
cmon please it was so funny

>>25626666
LMAO WAIT I'M RETARDED I THOUGHT YOU WERE SPEAKING GERMAN BUT YOU HAVE A SCOTTISH ACCENT

either way this is still awesome thanks anon
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>>25626716
I'm Irish, dude.
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>>25626748
oh god this is very embarrassing sorry
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Drunk singing is best singing

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dETuavLy1c
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>>25626651
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03FUjYfSeNB
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>>25626766
It's fine, anon. I can understand the confusion.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s01gskTev1kY
The only recording I could find on my computer
Shitposting in a Skype call I got added into via /r9k/
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>>25626830

bitch sounds like a 40 year old crack-whore with throat cancer. what the fuck, and these are supposed "fembots"?
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>>25626716
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18gCnMMHL5n
>>25626772
Thanks for that anon :) I'm listening
>>25626784
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04ZQcqAelQQ
>>25626830
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e0XExuIje9
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>>25626421
>>25626446

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uOrU7hebhb
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>>25626903
Very high quality.
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>>25626883
I am posting these without actually listening to them first, so they might kinda sound like shit. Enjoy! most of that other stuff was the result of multiple recordings. Most, not all.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rX25q8IcOm
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NaqVawPFL1
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10WoSuZJ1V4
More like this please
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who here can do a salad fingers impression singing If you like pina coladas?
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>>25626874
In fairness anon, /r9k/ isn't exactly known for its high caliber inhabitants. We are genetically inferior folk.
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>>25626982
I play your vocaroos inbetween of responding to other people. :)
>>25626988
Those are high quality.
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>>25623657

I'm not hearing a single bit of Irish in that.
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>>25624323
God damn it, you're such a fucking adorable little faggot.
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>>25626874
I thought someone would say something like this
Basically nowadays if someone starts a Skype group and links it on /r9k/, most of the time it's full of random people from other boards like /soc/ or even people who have never heard of 4chan at all
There was one I joined recently which is actually "comfy" as in the calls have more mellow people who talk quietly, but they actually have shit to talk about in calls. I was surprised by the fact it was full of actual /r9k/ posters but stopped checking on it because I didn't know anyone and had nothing to offer.
If you do ever join a Skype group linked on /r9k/, don't be surprised if most of the members don't even visit /r9k/ basically.

>>25626883
What's the point in making any posts on /r9k/ at all when I don't have any interesting material to offer?
What's the point of your comment?
What's the point of your trip?
The answer to those will also answer your question, you autist
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>>25627069
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zNIaZxmgX2
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could i please say something for someone
i'm a dude
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>>25627129
>apologizing to an anonymous poster with your voice
is this some kind of roleplay or are you a cuck

>>25627139
say "juuuusd fug my shid up :DDDD"
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>>25626883

http://vocaroo.com/i/s14KhNKc0zFJ

>>25627069

I think everyone knows this, especially about the /soc/ part. That's basically where most of the females who plague this board came from.

>most of the time it's full of random people from other boards like /soc/ or even people who have never heard of 4chan at all

Yet you still see people creating threads on this board wanting an /r9k/ "meet-up".
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>>25624957
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wsZCymQbtE
That's lovely.
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Fresh winter breeze
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RhKfFhpIjo
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>>25627028
I'm so very touched. You have any requests? I probably won't know any songs you do.

>>25627162
You're lovely.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15djS91yUT0
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>>25627129

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kI7KmeN93v
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>>25627153
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oswVLyjPgk
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>>25625253
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D1mXBIQHQ7
Sorry but your public speaking isn't up to par.
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>>25627207
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oswVLyjPgk
nice but Jesus get a better mic bro
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>>25626784
I think it's the fact that it's the best conversation we can get out of women. I'm not going to act like it isn't pathetic because it is, but it's the closest to a normal, anxiety free conversation I'll have with a woman.
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>>25627139
sing justin bieber "what do you mean" or "sorry"
pls & thanks with apple cakes
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>>25627153
I guess I'm just a cuck. Sorry..
>>25627158
kill women plz
>>25627185
No requests. :)
Do anything you want.
>>25627205
High quality meme.
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>>25627238

How does it feel to know when you suck up to them, tell them you love them, and give them all that attention. They later on that same very night get fucked by their boyfriend?
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>>25627163
DELETE THIS NOW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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>>25624323
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09nuh2rRjl6
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>>25627249
My asshole dog interupted me, and I was too lazy to start over at that point.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s12y7pr6HO1C
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>>25626784
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02RnSIlDW1P
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>>25627163
I get the reference bro
nice singing
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gG51vajO0k
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SOMEONE PLEASE SING IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS IN SALAD FINGERS VOICE
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>>25627317
:/ it's alright :)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XwO6qEh5V9
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>>25627325
Why are you whispering? did your father finally end up falling asleep beside you after he ravaged through your loose cunt?

Don't want to wake him up and end up getting raped again, i suppose.
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>>25627325
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r5upofb4nV
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>>25627317
Think that's my last one. It's cold as balls and my hands are getting stiff from the probably arthritis.

>>25627458
Nice. What song is this?
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>>25627256
Oh - I don't suck up to them or tell them I love them. I just talk to them.
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>>25627325
Why am I so turned on by this?
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>>25627497
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VaGm21QmTr
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>>25626037
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i7orqI6PJt
Hey anon try DADGAD tuning. I think your style would work well with that tuning.
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>>25627506
http://jackdavid.bandcamp.com/album/you-me-and-the-great-wall-between
The 10th song is this song.

>>25627534
I'm sorry.
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are there any grills doing requests
I don't have anything to request actually I haven't thought of anything I'd like someone to say to me in ages and it wouldn't mean anything anyway it's just vibrations in the air
Man I'm so fucking bored
Someone do something ebin
CMON
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>>25627571
>mfw I know this kid

shit, is he famous now?
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>>25627325
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18N1iuTqLna
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>>25627583
I'll do requests in like 10 minutes

I was just going to read from a book but if there's a suggestion that I can do without creeping out my brother I'll do it.
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>>25627627

Nice, pretending to suck dick and making slurping noises near your brother. Disgusting whore.
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>>25627539
Hang on, I think I actually have a "song" saved of me used that.

Shit, I thought I posted that. Whatever.

Here you go. It's quiet as fuck because it was when I first started using the recorder and hadn't figured out how to use it properly.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gU5lYwzBlA

>>25627598
Not probably. He might have some renown, but literally anyone can make a band camp account. Shit, I have one.

>>25627571
Your reward in heaven will be great.
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>>25627317
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s12y7pr6HO1C
I like what you're doing, maybe a little emphasis when you sing.
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>>25627598
No he's not famous. I just really really really like his album. I bought the physical copy. I think it's really good desu.
>>25627655
Why am I getting a rewarrd?
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>>25627583
I'll do requests but nothing sexual.

inb4
>WHY ARE YOU HERE THEN REEEEEE

I'm really fucking bored and don't have the energy to do anything else.
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>>25627724
>I'll do requests but nothing sexual.

fuck off then.
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>>25627713
That's pretty cool. I'm glad there are people who like it, he's not a bad dude.
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>>25627713
You linked me the song, and also more.

>>25627699
Part of that is alcohol, the other is that I don't have the mic properly positioned. It's gotta be just right to catch both parts equally. Basically, it was sitting directly in front of the guitar.
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>>25627627
"juuusd fug my shid up :DDD"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N24Su2upxZ
like this but with 5x the volume, energy and emotion because you definitely have more privacy than me/no one's trying to sleep around you
use the exact same tones though
if you can think of a better intonation you can try it but I've heard this one from myself and people on Skype for over half a year now and it's a part of my life

>>25627724
You can try the same quote in the same way I described above
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>>25627724
Say this

>and when you wake up, everything's gonna be fine,
>I guarantee that you'll wake in a better place, in a better time
>so you're tired of living? Feel like you might give in?
>well don't; it's not your time

Bonus points if you try and sing it.
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>>25627830
cuuuuck
bet this won't even be muted
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>>25627830

pathetic, drink some bleach you fag.
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>>25627724
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aT3NOX706L
>>25627745
Yeah, I actually ended up emailing him telling him that I loved his album and that I've listened to it already 20 times and I know all the lyrics. :^ )
>>25627760
Oh okay. No problem lad. Any attention I can get to this guy would be great. His music is quite good.
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>>25627861
Thank you.

>>25627851
This is exactly what I wanted
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>>25627884
That makes me really happy. Thanks for sharing, man.

I just had a class with him and I'm off at college now but it's good to hear people enjoy his music.
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>>25627619
Put the vodka down mate, get some sleep and I'll see you tomorrow. It'll be okay.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VmNxfHofHc
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>>25627936
Shut up you dumb cunt.
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>>25627655
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gU5lYwzBlA
Ever perform? You could. Less minor sad sounding licks and you might just be a draw for a nice coffee shop.
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>>25627905
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fXAaZV8sCg\

I can't sing for shit, sorry man didn't even want to try.
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>>25627619
Shit, this is depressing.
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oh hey I found an autistic recording folder on my desktop
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ONKpmWilXD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xfzQBXtnuV
r8 my impersonations bls
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>>25628004
what the fuck it's gone?

>tfw can't even into vocaroo
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>>25627936
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DkoXSPkShx
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>>25627936
CAN YOU DO MY REQUEST? IT WASN'T ANYTHING SEXUAL. Please say "Hey, it's Lisa, and I really like you"
That would be really nice if you could. Thanks
>>25627925
Yeah no problem. That's cool you had a class with him. He actually emailed me back quite quickly which was nice.
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>>25628007
I'm pretty sure he's joking...
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>>25628004
oh nvm just delete the bar at the end.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/S0EtQ3Dgx80f

Is this still a thing?
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>>25628025
she's shit at linking and you're shit at reading
beautiful

>>25628048
fug he actually did it the absolute madman
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>>25628037
Nice save, anon.

Totally not damage control.
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>>25628004
Well, you tried.
You should try singing, I'm sure you're good at it.
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>>25628058
no and it sounded fake

>>25628108
>You should try singing, I'm sure you're good at it.
>sure you're good at it
based on WHAT man
you have some minor issues man but if you get cucked later in life you'll know who to blame
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>>25627954
I've performed a time or two. I get what you're saying about being more up beat, but I can throw a hush over the local coffee shop when it's packed. I don't think I'll ever be on a stage, but that is one of the coolest things ever. It's also pretty terrifying.
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>>25624161
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hwp98EDAiu
how can you faggots no tell that hes using a voice changer?
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WHY WONT YOU DO MINE? WTF. PLEASE.
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>>25628145
because you have a nice voice. Also, I plan on dying alone. Better to die a failure than to die a failure who got cucked on top of it all.
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>>25627954
nope
nice try man
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>>25624999
Cool story indeed
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>>25628165
Actually, now that you mention it there does seem to be a kind of odd vibration to the voice.
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>>25628189
I'm not the grill
WEW
don't blace de bussy on de bedestal, you know what they say
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>>25628212
>I'm not the grill

Damn, some people are so fucking pathetic.

LMAO what does this nigga think he will achieve.
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>>25628180
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l5TpJTWWmm
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>>25628189
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M6A7xpHfAL
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>>25628212
>I plan on dying alone
Women have no hold on me, faggot.

She legitimately has a decent voice, and it'd be nice if she learned to hold a tune. Then again, just my opinion.
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>>25628230
you got this from an asmr video
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>>25628230
What the fuck is wrong with your mouth you fat slut? you've literally got the driest sounding mouth in this thread and have to contentiously spread saliva all over the inside of your mouth very 2 seconds.

Either that or you've got a slack-jaw.
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>>25628254
>Then again, just my opinion.

Keep your opinion to yourself, faggot. She won't sleep with you.
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>>25628284
noiiice/10 eeeeyo
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>>25628230
Thank you thank you thank you for finally doing mine. All I wanted was that thanks. Thanks for that improvisation as well and that ending.
time 2 go fap

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nlHBex3VOr
tfw no deep voice
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>>25628230
Are you masturbating?
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>>25627936
I have to get shit faced just to post my own voice in these threads. Can you imagine what I'm like with people in person?

Most socially awkward women come across as cute/adorable, where as we're seen as freaks.
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>>25628284
>>25628284
>she won't sleep with you
>I want to die alone
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>>25628349
what the hell man, get help
why do you WANT to die alone
Jesus man...
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>>25628337
>Most socially awkward women come across as cute/adorable, where as we're seen as freaks.

That's what happens when you've got a pussy between your legs. Still I'd rather be a male. Her purpose in life is to literally get fucked by as many males as possible.

I'd hate to be a walking pocket pussy.
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>>25628263
the whole point of asmr is mouth sounds, you dolt.
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>>25628384

nah she's just got a slackjaw.
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This is for you /r9k/.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ojdokb2fwg
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>>25628416

take it back. it was shit.
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>>25628392
Sure sure, whatever you say.
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>>25628429
Suicide is always an option anon. What should I write on the note?
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>>25628367
I dunno. I've always been adverse to the whole idea of marriage/dating in general. I'm still sexually attracted to women, and I can fap if the need arises, but I don't feel the need to actually seek out comfort in other people. It actually is incredibly draining to be around people for extended periods of time.
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>>25628416
pretty good senpai desu
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Everybody say the following:

>The human race will not see the 22nd century.
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>>25628416
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ojdokb2fwg
nice guitar at least
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>>25628442
u prob suck mad dick with your slackjaw, sloppy as fuck blowjobs.
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>>25628457
"im ded"
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>>25628416
I don't usually listen to the music vocaroos, but I decided to stick this one out. No regrets

Thank you anon
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>>25624323
wow that was pretty autistic
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>>25628500
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wX7mURg6i7
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>>25628457

Just kill yourself, faggot. You will have many faggots lying to you and telling you shit you want to hear like "its good" etc..
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>>25622048
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1raB05Vqeq1
ye it me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y4uxAII4gF
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>>25628566
Cr1tikal?
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>>25628416
If you can, belt out the higher notes. That song is incredibly bold and brazen despite being so withdrawn and subtle. It really is a complicated song, and I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I can do any better.

Either way, the "hallelujah" part deserves to have its moment, and you didn't give it that moment. It is the delicious whipped cream on top of a delicious pie. The pie is fine without, but it's just not the same.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s00ywHILHJWE
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>>25628528
Yeah the nasally autism voice doesn't help but here, listen to the guitar a bit more

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uWSKBDVqt5

>>25628549
;_;7

>>25628567
I need more of those faggots to lie to me though :^)
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>>25628500
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gFbeaNVBGH

I didn't like the way this came out but after a second take, I realised it was the line that I didn't like and not the way I was saying it.
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>>25628230
Also, I'm gonna be listening to this all night. Thanks
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>women can't even handle saying "jusd fug my shid up" in a specific way
actually surprised, for some reason
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>>25628636
Goodnight mate, thanks for joining us
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ptm215BhrC

Hi
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>>25628723
fuck off

originalcommencents
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>>25628541
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BbVTCLfmuG
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>>25628723
What the fuck is this

Why did I favorite it

Why do I want to jerk off to this
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>>25628723
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PoCxuTlbGg

Fixed that for you
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>>25628723
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GKxqOrNmy4
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>>25628723
do people know that this roleplay shit is actually really autistic?
Go on /soc/ or some shit
and reduce the fucking lip slapping and weird forced raspiness Jesus
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>>25623298
Can someone tell me what accent this is?
Sheffield?
I love it
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>>25628849
how come like 99% of females on here do that shitty acting voice?
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>>25628839
nice

but can you beat this?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qMurNbO8i2
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>>25628872
well not all of them do weird roleplay acting shit but when they do 99% of them having that same shitty voice
Also for le generic attention reasons
why do you think I make text posts in vocaroo threads though
same reason
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>>25628857
i'm american, and muted
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>>25628840
I'd like to hear more.

>>25628849
It's probably taken straight from /soc/

>>25628810
Why does the sound of your voice make me miserable?

no offence.
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>>25628774
>>25628839
>>25628849

it's ok anons

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GERfaTsQoL
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>>25628996
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GERfaTsQoL
stopped 4 seconds in
why the hell would I take the time out of my day to criticise myself?
fucking autistic roleplayers and their assumptions baka
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>>25628995
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qMurNbO8i2
It's not my voice, it's my whisper. And because it should. I am miserable. :)
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>>25629026
you know where you are right? or are you that autistic you can't admit it to yourself
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>>25628995
oh wait yeah I didn't think of that

>>25628996
say "benise in anoose" if that's even you in those recordings
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Mb55K3kbwg
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>>25629063
I'm on an imageboard, well done
sadly I don't have enough issues to save recordings of /soc/ girls
hope I'm still bored enough to be in your secret club board bro
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>>25628839
such a beautiful reeee
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>>25628908
God damn you raised the bar high anon. Unfortunately my room mates got back from visiting another anon in the mental hospital, I can't play for now.

...You win, but I was in the middle of a Fade to Black dub over and WAS going to set the bar higher.

Respect to you anon.

>>25629076
This

>>25629118
I-I've been practicing senpai
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>>25629111
wow... the cancer is real
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>>25629166
>posting normiebook memes and calling anyone cancer
you're just salty
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This is now a REEEEEEEEEEEEEE championship thread

post your best
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>>25625176
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YgI1gCI66c
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nMMdan7cDu
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>>25629041
Then I suppose I'm not alone. I'm gonna get another beer and drink myself into a coma.
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>>25629199
>"i-im a normie guys! i swear i only come onto this board because im desperate to try and feel better about myself i-i mean im just here to lol at people lol xD"

>"i hope they bought it"
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>>25629283
don't do drugs loser
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>>25629096
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HgAF2Ydiq5
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>>25629335
where do I say I'm a normie?
I just don't hate myself
keep your extreme insecurities to yourself
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>>25629096
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Mb55K3kbwg
What song is this anon

Very nice voice and matching of pitch btw, would sing in harmony with.
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>>25629364
how could you not hate yourself
you're still here aren't you?
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>>25628673
thought I'd play a little drunken ditty for you robots it's okay we're gonna get through
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fqvR04Daop
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>>25629435
how does that mean I hate myself?
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>>25629386
Thanks, anon. The song is June Hymn by The Decemberists.

Was gonna read from something but I have a weird accent.

>>25629345
Are you whispering?
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>>25628857
Hull unfortunately
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1W7bmN4sftT
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m8RhaQsoJP
life r9k i hate myself
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>>25629758
im sorry, you will not be the next normie idol
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>>25629548
Read it you fuck

I'm on mobile now but I might record another song , house mates are pretty annoying though.

Read. Or sing.

>>25629474
That was really nice anon. Good on you. I'll drink to that.
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>>25629345
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HgAF2Ydiq5
tina listens to death grips?
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>>25629820
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jJwcrhxxFf
kek
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>>25629844
thanks man means a lot
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>>25629844
http://vocaroo.com/i/s170DSeL30SB

Probably mispronounced some stuff because I'm trailer trash, sorry.
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>>25629937
You earned it faggot

>>25630179
Stop doing that. Contact?
Source of passage?

Please read my books for me. I would pay for you to read all my literature for me if possible.
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>>25629844
record another song, man
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>>25630596
It's Sweetheart of the Song Tra Bong, from The Things They Carried. If you have something to read that can be found online I'd be happy to read a bit of it.

>contact
not sure what you mean, sorry
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s046RFjSFz5F
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>>25630651
I would but I don't like sharing my music with my house mates or family. Lets just say things have been hectic.

I'll be back just for you anon. My name is Red.

>>25630711
Please do a reading of this, it was one of the first pieces of poetry I learned about a few years back
https://www.poets.org/poetsorg/poem/do-not-go-gentle-good-night

I've read that book a few years ago, have an old copy lying around somewhere.

Contact means I'm asking for a means to contact you outside this board, like email. I'm not one for daily conversation or anything like that, but I try to check my inbox before going to bed.

Shoot me an email, any anon is welcome to. Will respond in the morning:
[email protected]
>>25630788
Go on, go on.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yD6MSqS4KV
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>>25622048
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ItZEQuVR5j

i am one of likely many fembots itt

i take requests it'll be a long night
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>>25631020
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S4S6psIv4Y

Here you go, anon. I'll shoot you an email.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0puw3QJPYpA
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tXxJ7MQDxi

we both take requests ekekke, he's russian and i'm american
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>>25631314
please read this
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little squid? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Squids, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Octo Valley, and I have over 300 confirmed splats. I am trained in turf warfare and I'm the top Charger in the entire Inkopolis armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another inkling. I will splat you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this turf, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me on Miiverse? Think again, squiddo. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teammates across Booyah Base and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Inkstrike, squiddot. The Inkstrike that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, squid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can splat you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Splattershot Jr. Not only am I extensively trained in Regular and Ranked Battles, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Inkopolis Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to splat your miserable ass off the face of the map, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking beak. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn squiddiot. I will shoot ink all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, squiddo.
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Would you guys be interested in this?
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>>25631733
i need a femanon to read this
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>>25631733
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V0IealX16y now with annoying clicks

here you go anon! i couldn't read properly i kept giggling at "splat"
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>>25631761
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cWsjE9oLMg
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>>25632025
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V0IealX16y
thanks
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>>25632025
> read this in your best feminazi voice
What the fuck did you say about me, you cis rapist? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in gender studies, and I've been involved in numerous public raids on 4chan, and I have banned over 300 misogynist shits. I am trained in not citing my sources and I'm the top land whale in the entire Tumblr army. You're nothing to me but another trigger. I will ban you the fuck out with butthurt the likes of which have never been seen on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with raping me over the Internet? Think again, cis white boy. As we speak I'm contacting my secret network of landwhales all over #stopgamergate and your account is being rustled right now so you better prepare your jimmies, sexist pig. The media will biasly slander out the pathetic little thing you call a gender. You're fucking dead, rapist. I can be anywhere, anytime, and kill you with my massive fat folds, and that's just with my bare keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in being triggered, I have access to the entire arsenal of Tumblr, and I will use it to its full extent to send death threats to your family all over the fucking Internet, fucking patriarchal bitch. If only you could have know what raging hormone filled butthurt your little "clever" comment was about to bring down on you, maybe you would have circumcised yourself. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn PTSD inducing troll. I will shitpost all over you and you will choke on your own injustice. You're fucking dead, cis boy.
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>>25631761
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18m654dVQ1O

I liked doing this, I don't really think about how I pronounce things.
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>>25632085
are you sick? you sound kind of congested
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RsSbNf6OR2

Sin is Jecht and all that good shit.
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>>25632314
WHAT A TRIP

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u7Mao7Hq4v
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>>25632463
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10LBqSXhaEF
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ojw9Y9YI7P

ayyyy B)
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>>25632506
> request
Here's the fuckin' thing, here's the fuckin reason - here, here's the fuckin' thing, you see these guys; they come in here and they fucking think - they fucking think that they can really, really work it through. They think that they can come to me - They think that they can come in here, come into my house - that they can just come in and just do what ever they want. They think that they can come in here and do what ever they want. They think that they're OK, that they're OK to do what ever they want, they just don't want to come into my house, MY house, a - because, I will be READY for them. I am one-hundred percent justifiably ready; every single second of my life I've trained for this moment. Every single - every single, waking moment of my life I've been trained; ready and willing to fight and beat up anyone who comes into MY house and they think they can come into my house; they just believe, they think they know, they think they feel, they think they can speak whatever they want in My house; then they come into MY house and I can beat them up, do whatever I want to them in MY house and they think they can do whatever they want, but I will fight them with every last tooth and nail. In MY house, they will be ready for it - they can't understand that I'm ready for it in MY house and they don't know that I will always be ready for them in MY house, and I just wanna let you know that I will be ready for you in MY. HOUSE.
> request
Say What Again. Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker
> request
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>25631761
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rlo2ssLFMp
Boyyy
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>>25632839
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DUZc6qhRsI

here you go anon!

also bonus accent meme clip: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GJjW7tJWlZ
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s05nUaYCLjk7
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>>25632970
It says media could not be found
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>>25631462

pleas respond

origami commento
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s17eBj9zOByL
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anyone like chrono trigger?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cvTR4vtC49
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>>25633216
nice job
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>>25633096
im a college freshman who cant do shit, can you make a vocaroo explaining how to cook or make a sandwich,
also can you able to speak any other language
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>>25633246
thanks

oijdsffoijsdoifjas'oidfjasd
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QTf5t4vjKG
I mastered the art of REEEE.
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>>25631761
Falling for a trademark PHENOME DECONSTRUCTOR TO STEAL THE MODULATION OF YOUR VOICE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IxZaIcAVDj
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>>25633322
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l56c5UQjVv

here you go college freshanon
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>>25631761
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vTfD99W36G
sorry that the quality is shit. if anyone has any requests feel free to ask!
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>>25631761
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Pw2YhkZKdN
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>>25633469
can you do an impression of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ierCLIodtkQ
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>>25633523
i kekd at the last part
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>>25631314
Could you say "No, Blaze is leading. I'll protect his 6 o'clock. And I'm not gonna lose another flight lead." In a serious voice.
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>>25633554
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s04j09I4P6ax

here it is b0ss
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>>25633663
here you go anon! i cannot be serious for my life

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1byjNq1RHC3
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>>25633682
can you say something random in your other language
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>>25633739
why are all of your pictures jim from the office? should we just call you jim
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>>25633764
i didn't know what to say so if anyone here knows Slovene, know I speak a more...slang-based dialect (as I'm from Idrija)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cLt8bChliV

>>25633825
yeah just call me Jim, i'd put it in the name field but then i'd post in another thread as Jim and it'd be a fucking mess
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>>25633739
That was not too bad of a serious voice. A flight lead would be the lead plane in a squadron btw.

Heres another request

"This is the round table. Dead mans words hold no meaning"

Your mic sounds like its a bit too far from your mouth btw.
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>>25631761
sure why not
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15sN8MkQidx
Jesus, I sound awkward ;-;
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>>25633940

thank you anon! here you go!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qKiN6IMLWx
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>>25631761
>tfw you couldn't remember TPing and you had to look up what GPOY was after
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1juS1FoVAvi
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>>25634072
dropped my fucking jim goddamnit
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I can't sleep, someone give me a request? I'm the femanon with a southern accent from up thread.
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>>25634164
can you do a song?
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>>25634086
> request
dropped my fucking jim goddamnit
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>>25634072
Oh wow that sounds leagues better.
>>25634164
Sure I have a request, "Did you know there are three kinda of Aces?"
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>>25634211
no omg that wasn't a request that was me (Jim) adding the Jim to my response

>>25634221
and yeah i know right, i was too lazy to actually go and connect my mic
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Flq4OIDoSb
>record through Voocaroo
>sounds like absolute shit

Taking requests or whatever I don't care give me a reason to use my new mic
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>>25634271
Any reason for the jim posts?
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>>25634164
say "Hey, it's Lisa, and I really like you.. I might even love you."
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VFd4S0k9Pf
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>>25634271
> request
hey faggot you got a message
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Woof. woof. woof.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01PYJDl5CVv
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>>25634271
Settle down, girl.
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>>25634337
great impression of an autist
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>>25634314
i don't know, i have a lot of reaction photos of Jim from the Office so might as well use them.

>>25634337
OH THAT WAS A REQUEST i'm really sorry!!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rekFriLpfY

i'm actually going to go to bed so i'll take another request and then off I go
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>>25634337
Where are you from?


CHEESECAKE IS NOT A FUCKING PIE.
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>>25634446
Well good night then qt voice.
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>>25634446
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ufpHUZ3aft
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>>25634449
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12TynJVD3qc
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>>25634446
b my gf pls

that's an original question
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>>25622830
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pvmcM6Q5vM
T-that's my n-name, anon.
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>>25634446
> can you say
hey faggot you got a message
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>>25634509
You have a cutie patootie voice, Anon.
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>>25622048
who here can make spaceship noises with his lips?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sTB2iLIm90
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>>25634614
Aww, thanks :3
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>>25634632
did i do it?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YJ6BakJh5F
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>>25634508

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Rk6JNXyYpr

>>25634537
sure why not

>>25634603

that was the last request i'm taking tonight, see you guys in a future vocaroo thread! jim is out.
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>>25634639
why no jim
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>>25634680
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CCYYryscV7
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>>25634680
bye qtpi jim
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>>25634632
it started off ok at first but got worse as it went on
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19xb3NRE0aK
>>25634680
>sure why not
i did it /r9k/, plus I'm southern too
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>>25634767
Wait what
You think I'm that Jim girl?
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>>25634677
i think i am using my bottom teeh and upper lip actually. you sound like you use both lips and you dont have enough moisture

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DO3oFCCuJd
here is USA national anthem for you muricans
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>>25634829
I think they're just being a weirdo.
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making random songs on TuxGuitar

I call this one, "Even Meme Men Have Regrets"

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zb5dBnLd9x
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>>25634867
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ohvy4N3J7c
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>>25634841
I was using top teeth on bottom lip, and my mouth is a bit dry
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>>25634829
messed up
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iJtQExEx9H

someone give me something to say c'mon
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>>25634841
another shitty autism sound i can make is frog sound

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y0E1L99Cuz
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>>25634986
High quality there.
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>>25635012
I think I can do that one too
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tr3hmcwTqx
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>>25634986
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DyjypT0cNw
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>>25634986
my best attempt at american english. i am east european
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0P5ShpOlvEH
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>>25634221
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kRsFObWk6u
Did my best, messed up a little though.
>>25634203
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dSQ3jwtBwW
>>25634317
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03N56plvBUp
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>>25635125
Your 'r' sound gives it away as eastern yuropean.
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>>25635077
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZO54Fcgxon
>>25635125
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Yhug6swrkJ
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also taking vocaroo requests, ask me to say just about anything and I'll record it
>>25627273
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18Frix2eDTV
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>>25635125
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dpHJ6tJXGL
>>25635136
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZzwIIlLBYj
Could you make some licking noises? I'm curious whether your licking noises will be arousing or will make me laugh. I'll take either one.
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https://soundgasm.net/u/escafriske/cut-it-short

Hope you like it ^_^
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>>25632839
I'm drunk enough now
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J6m3lEdoTr
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>>25635218
what kind of noise does licking make? I'm eating a popsicle but it's pretty much soundless.
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>>25635235
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gSNLgSvfxC
>>25635309
high quality.
>>25635311
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aEdrPUkNPg
something like this i guess.
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>>25635168
how about now?
singing meme floyd - the meme ice
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>>25632839
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aTuyDkTAPo
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>>25635391
damn it forgot link
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JuoUzxkJvL
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>>25631761
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0G8MwyGi3sQ
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>>25635357
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UQTvaqlLGU
there was an attempt
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>>25635393
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aTuyDkTAPo
who are yuo
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>>25634164
You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!
Do the reply of the Cossacks to the Ottoman Sultan please
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>>25635445
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XsmQgRi084
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>>25635476
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ne3I3FlXxA
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>>25635486
I appreciate this

>>25635476
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mX1UN4OO5z
cannot pronounce most of these probably but I did my best
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>>25635514
Not bad
Now post trains
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>>25635445
Thanks friend. I appreciate the effort.
Could you now say "Wow anon, that's a lot of experience you've got there. That's a lot of 99's. Are you going for max cape?