Post some tasty Vocaroos, robots! I want to hear words of encouragement, I want to hear your voices, and I want to hear general discussion.
eggman is a conspiracy
Can you please make a long Vocaroo? It can be on anything you want really. I just like your voice a lot. We Irish, at least where I'm from, don't get to hear it in its raw form that much.
if not then just say something cute
I didn't know the Irish were so fucking pathetic, it's niggers like yourself that continue to put fat whores on a pedestal hence why they don't leave.
Can you please read the following?
"ON APRIL I, 1924, because of the sentence handed
down by the People's Court of Munich, I had to
begin that day, serving my term in the fortress at
Landsberg on the Lech.
Thus, after years of uninterrupted work, I was afforded
for the first time an opportunity to embark on a task
insisted upon by many and felt to be serviceable to the
movement by myself. Therefore, I resolved not only to
set forth, in two volumes, the object of our movement, but
also to draw a picture of its development. From this more
can be learned than from any purely doctrinary treatise.
That also gave me the opportunity to describe my own
development, as far as this is necessary for the understand-
ing of the first as well as the second volume, and which may
serve to destroy the evil legends created about my person
by the Jewish press.
With this work I do not address myself to strangers, but
to those adherents of the movement who belong to it with
their hearts and whose reason now seeks a more intimate
enlightenment. I know that one is able to win people far
more by the spoken than by the written word, and that
every great movement on this globe owes its rise to the
great speakers and not to the great writers.
Nevertheless, the basic elements of a doctrine must be
set down in permanent form in order that it may be repre-
sented in the same way and in unity."
have someone listened the beautiful song i've wrote for OP?... guess what i'm being ignored here exactly as i've being ignored in real life
I really wish I could get into that perfect mix of severe depression, lack of money, and plenty of freetime. Now I have a job, no money, and severe depression that I self medicate with alcohol. Probably why I don't have money. Or free time.
One day, maybe.
It's a guitar
Also can this be an stealthy ISIS thread? Post your favorite ISIS trap music.
Fuck off american sheep
Always gonna like your voice :^ )
Better keep your promise.
That was alright. Stop slowing down. Read right through and say the word exactly how you think it'll be said. Even if you say something wrong, it'll still sound smoother kek.
Very nice once again.
Fuck off americano sheep.
I don't usually get this many replies.
To be more clear the mu in munich is like the mew in mew from pokemon. The second half can differ from a hard k sound to the sound of hawking up phlegm depending on dialect. I believe Hoch Deutsch uses a hard k.
Not really me wanting those things (outside of the free time. I really miss having free time), it just was a near perfect catalyst for my playing. I hurt, and my music reflected it. I could more easily pour myself into the guitar than now where I find myself almost completely numb and empty.
Yeah, I have a very calming/depressed/suppressed playing style. Doesn't matter what I try and play, I wind up throwing some twing of myself in there somehow. I swear, it isn't intentional.
Thank you. I'll keep being beautiful, I guess.
Yeah tell that hoe.
I think it's good that it comes out. Your music should contain a part of you everytime, and if that's what you are, then that's what your music is. It shows you. I like it :)
This is a good one.
Good question. And good answer.
What? No I didn't. :/
Well you've done more than enough.
I appreciate your kind words, man. It's a good feel.
Have fun. I know nothing will happen because you already said you are from /pol/
you can't fool me
Pic mildly related in some way, I think.
posting in vocaroo thread
just looked that up lol. my parents are pretty rich but I have a nice relationship with them
YOUR VOICE IS SO CUTE
omg this is beautiful thank you for posting it
STOP IT I'M DYING
Something something, /pol/ is right.
Whoa, really? Thank God I didn't post any of me singing. Like dying cat, but with melody.
This is the last I have saved
that I feel comfortable sharing. Guess I needa start recording more.
/pol/ is *always* right, anon.
I'm really weak to bullying.
Yeah lad. I'll listen to them at some point :)
Now the females are collaborating.
Any time, except not really.
I'll love you baby
Work on your playing. Not so much skill, just transition time (between chords). Play the song until you do it half asleep while holding a conversation with a group, and then try to add the lyrics. You don't want to have to think about the chords at all.
Other than that, fucking decent.
Nah, one time they said they were gonna be wrong.
I just figured out what your tripfag stood for. Fucking hell, it's been a long day.
I'm glad you now understand.
You're not wrong. I've accepted that I'm a cuck faggot. :/ unfortunately.
Also I'm really good at making myself seem lively and excited. I just shift to loneliness a lot. Rip.
Sounds like a very tempting offer for all women.
cmon please it was so funny
LMAO WAIT I'M RETARDED I THOUGHT YOU WERE SPEAKING GERMAN BUT YOU HAVE A SCOTTISH ACCENT
either way this is still awesome thanks anon
I am posting these without actually listening to them first, so they might kinda sound like shit. Enjoy!
most of that other stuff was the result of multiple recordings. Most, not all.
I thought someone would say something like this
Basically nowadays if someone starts a Skype group and links it on /r9k/, most of the time it's full of random people from other boards like /soc/ or even people who have never heard of 4chan at all
There was one I joined recently which is actually "comfy" as in the calls have more mellow people who talk quietly, but they actually have shit to talk about in calls. I was surprised by the fact it was full of actual /r9k/ posters but stopped checking on it because I didn't know anyone and had nothing to offer.
If you do ever join a Skype group linked on /r9k/, don't be surprised if most of the members don't even visit /r9k/ basically.
What's the point in making any posts on /r9k/ at all when I don't have any interesting material to offer?
What's the point of your comment?
What's the point of your trip?
The answer to those will also answer your question, you autist
I think everyone knows this, especially about the /soc/ part. That's basically where most of the females who plague this board came from.
>most of the time it's full of random people from other boards like /soc/ or even people who have never heard of 4chan at all
Yet you still see people creating threads on this board wanting an /r9k/ "meet-up".
I think it's the fact that it's the best conversation we can get out of women. I'm not going to act like it isn't pathetic because it is, but it's the closest to a normal, anxiety free conversation I'll have with a woman.
Why are you whispering? did your father finally end up falling asleep beside you after he ravaged through your loose cunt?
Don't want to wake him up and end up getting raped again, i suppose.
are there any grills doing requests
I don't have anything to request actually I haven't thought of anything I'd like someone to say to me in ages and it wouldn't mean anything anyway it's just vibrations in the air
Man I'm so fucking bored
Someone do something ebin
Hang on, I think I actually have a "song" saved of me used that.
Shit, I thought I posted that. Whatever.
Here you go. It's quiet as fuck because it was when I first started using the recorder and hadn't figured out how to use it properly.
Not probably. He might have some renown, but literally anyone can make a band camp account. Shit, I have one.
Your reward in heaven will be great.
You linked me the song, and also more.
Part of that is alcohol, the other is that I don't have the mic properly positioned. It's gotta be just right to catch both parts equally. Basically, it was sitting directly in front of the guitar.
"juuusd fug my shid up :DDD"
like this but with 5x the volume, energy and emotion because you definitely have more privacy than me/no one's trying to sleep around you
use the exact same tones though
if you can think of a better intonation you can try it but I've heard this one from myself and people on Skype for over half a year now and it's a part of my life
You can try the same quote in the same way I described above
>and when you wake up, everything's gonna be fine,
>I guarantee that you'll wake in a better place, in a better time
>so you're tired of living? Feel like you might give in?
>well don't; it's not your time
Bonus points if you try and sing it.
Yeah, I actually ended up emailing him telling him that I loved his album and that I've listened to it already 20 times and I know all the lyrics. :^ )
Oh okay. No problem lad. Any attention I can get to this guy would be great. His music is quite good.
This is exactly what I wanted
Put the vodka down mate, get some sleep and I'll see you tomorrow. It'll be okay.
CAN YOU DO MY REQUEST? IT WASN'T ANYTHING SEXUAL. Please say "Hey, it's Lisa, and I really like you"
That would be really nice if you could. Thanks
Yeah no problem. That's cool you had a class with him. He actually emailed me back quite quickly which was nice.
no and it sounded fake
>You should try singing, I'm sure you're good at it.
>sure you're good at it
based on WHAT man
you have some minor issues man but if you get cucked later in life you'll know who to blame
I've performed a time or two. I get what you're saying about being more up beat, but I can throw a hush over the local coffee shop when it's packed. I don't think I'll ever be on a stage, but that is one of the coolest things ever. It's also pretty terrifying.
What the fuck is wrong with your mouth you fat slut? you've literally got the driest sounding mouth in this thread and have to contentiously spread saliva all over the inside of your mouth very 2 seconds.
Either that or you've got a slack-jaw.
Thank you thank you thank you for finally doing mine. All I wanted was that thanks. Thanks for that improvisation as well and that ending.
time 2 go fap
tfw no deep voice
I have to get shit faced just to post my own voice in these threads. Can you imagine what I'm like with people in person?
Most socially awkward women come across as cute/adorable, where as we're seen as freaks.
>she won't sleep with you
>I want to die alone
>Most socially awkward women come across as cute/adorable, where as we're seen as freaks.
That's what happens when you've got a pussy between your legs. Still I'd rather be a male. Her purpose in life is to literally get fucked by as many males as possible.
I'd hate to be a walking pocket pussy.
This is for you /r9k/.
Suicide is always an option anon. What should I write on the note?
I dunno. I've always been adverse to the whole idea of marriage/dating in general. I'm still sexually attracted to women, and I can fap if the need arises, but I don't feel the need to actually seek out comfort in other people. It actually is incredibly draining to be around people for extended periods of time.
Everybody say the following:
>The human race will not see the 22nd century.
If you can, belt out the higher notes. That song is incredibly bold and brazen despite being so withdrawn and subtle. It really is a complicated song, and I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I can do any better.
Either way, the "hallelujah" part deserves to have its moment, and you didn't give it that moment. It is the delicious whipped cream on top of a delicious pie. The pie is fine without, but it's just not the same.
Yeah the nasally autism voice doesn't help but here, listen to the guitar a bit more
I need more of those faggots to lie to me though :^)
but can you beat this?
well not all of them do weird roleplay acting shit but when they do 99% of them having that same shitty voice
Also for le generic attention reasons
why do you think I make text posts in vocaroo threads though
it's ok anons
stopped 4 seconds in
why the hell would I take the time out of my day to criticise myself?
fucking autistic roleplayers and their assumptions baka
God damn you raised the bar high anon. Unfortunately my room mates got back from visiting another anon in the mental hospital, I can't play for now.
...You win, but I was in the middle of a Fade to Black dub over and WAS going to set the bar higher.
Respect to you anon.
I-I've been practicing senpai
This is now a REEEEEEEEEEEEEE championship thread
post your best
>"i-im a normie guys! i swear i only come onto this board because im desperate to try and feel better about myself i-i mean im just here to lol at people lol xD"
>"i hope they bought it"
im sorry, you will not be the next normie idol
Read it you fuck
I'm on mobile now but I might record another song , house mates are pretty annoying though.
Read. Or sing.
That was really nice anon. Good on you. I'll drink to that.
It's Sweetheart of the Song Tra Bong, from The Things They Carried. If you have something to read that can be found online I'd be happy to read a bit of it.
not sure what you mean, sorry
I would but I don't like sharing my music with my house mates or family. Lets just say things have been hectic.
I'll be back just for you anon. My name is Red.
Please do a reading of this, it was one of the first pieces of poetry I learned about a few years back
I've read that book a few years ago, have an old copy lying around somewhere.
Contact means I'm asking for a means to contact you outside this board, like email. I'm not one for daily conversation or anything like that, but I try to check my inbox before going to bed.
Shoot me an email, any anon is welcome to. Will respond in the morning:
Go on, go on.
i am one of likely many fembots itt
i take requests it'll be a long night
we both take requests ekekke, he's russian and i'm american
please read this
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little squid? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Squids, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Octo Valley, and I have over 300 confirmed splats. I am trained in turf warfare and I'm the top Charger in the entire Inkopolis armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another inkling. I will splat you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this turf, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me on Miiverse? Think again, squiddo. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teammates across Booyah Base and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Inkstrike, squiddot. The Inkstrike that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, squid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can splat you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Splattershot Jr. Not only am I extensively trained in Regular and Ranked Battles, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Inkopolis Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to splat your miserable ass off the face of the map, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking beak. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn squiddiot. I will shoot ink all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, squiddo.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V0IealX16y now with annoying clicks
here you go anon! i couldn't read properly i kept giggling at "splat"
> read this in your best feminazi voice
What the fuck did you say about me, you cis rapist? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in gender studies, and I've been involved in numerous public raids on 4chan, and I have banned over 300 misogynist shits. I am trained in not citing my sources and I'm the top land whale in the entire Tumblr army. You're nothing to me but another trigger. I will ban you the fuck out with butthurt the likes of which have never been seen on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with raping me over the Internet? Think again, cis white boy. As we speak I'm contacting my secret network of landwhales all over #stopgamergate and your account is being rustled right now so you better prepare your jimmies, sexist pig. The media will biasly slander out the pathetic little thing you call a gender. You're fucking dead, rapist. I can be anywhere, anytime, and kill you with my massive fat folds, and that's just with my bare keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in being triggered, I have access to the entire arsenal of Tumblr, and I will use it to its full extent to send death threats to your family all over the fucking Internet, fucking patriarchal bitch. If only you could have know what raging hormone filled butthurt your little "clever" comment was about to bring down on you, maybe you would have circumcised yourself. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn PTSD inducing troll. I will shitpost all over you and you will choke on your own injustice. You're fucking dead, cis boy.
WHAT A TRIP
Here's the fuckin' thing, here's the fuckin reason - here, here's the fuckin' thing, you see these guys; they come in here and they fucking think - they fucking think that they can really, really work it through. They think that they can come to me - They think that they can come in here, come into my house - that they can just come in and just do what ever they want. They think that they can come in here and do what ever they want. They think that they're OK, that they're OK to do what ever they want, they just don't want to come into my house, MY house, a - because, I will be READY for them. I am one-hundred percent justifiably ready; every single second of my life I've trained for this moment. Every single - every single, waking moment of my life I've been trained; ready and willing to fight and beat up anyone who comes into MY house and they think they can come into my house; they just believe, they think they know, they think they feel, they think they can speak whatever they want in My house; then they come into MY house and I can beat them up, do whatever I want to them in MY house and they think they can do whatever they want, but I will fight them with every last tooth and nail. In MY house, they will be ready for it - they can't understand that I'm ready for it in MY house and they don't know that I will always be ready for them in MY house, and I just wanna let you know that I will be ready for you in MY. HOUSE.
Say What Again. Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker
here you go anon!
also bonus accent meme clip: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GJjW7tJWlZ
im a college freshman who cant do shit, can you make a vocaroo explaining how to cook or make a sandwich,
also can you able to speak any other language
Falling for a trademark
PHENOME DECONSTRUCTOR TO STEAL THE MODULATION OF YOUR VOICE
here you go college freshanon
Could you say "No, Blaze is leading. I'll protect his 6 o'clock. And I'm not gonna lose another flight lead." In a serious voice.
here it is b0ss
here you go anon! i cannot be serious for my life
i didn't know what to say so if anyone here knows Slovene, know I speak a more...slang-based dialect (as I'm from Idrija)
yeah just call me Jim, i'd put it in the name field but then i'd post in another thread as Jim and it'd be a fucking mess
That was not too bad of a serious voice. A flight lead would be the lead plane in a squadron btw.
Heres another request
"This is the round table. Dead mans words hold no meaning"
Your mic sounds like its a bit too far from your mouth btw.
dropped my fucking jim goddamnit
Oh wow that sounds leagues better.
Sure I have a request, "Did you know there are three kinda of Aces?"
no omg that wasn't a request that was me (Jim) adding the Jim to my response
and yeah i know right, i was too lazy to actually go and connect my mic
i don't know, i have a lot of reaction photos of Jim from the Office so might as well use them.
OH THAT WAS A REQUEST i'm really sorry!!
i'm actually going to go to bed so i'll take another request and then off I go
who here can make spaceship noises with his lips?
sure why not
that was the last request i'm taking tonight, see you guys in a future vocaroo thread! jim is out.
i think i am using my bottom teeh and upper lip actually. you sound like you use both lips and you dont have enough moisture
here is USA national anthem for you muricans
another shitty autism sound i can make is frog sound
my best attempt at american english. i am east european
Could you make some licking noises? I'm curious whether your licking noises will be arousing or will make me laugh. I'll take either one.
how about now?
singing meme floyd - the meme ice
You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!
Do the reply of the Cossacks to the Ottoman Sultan please
Thanks friend. I appreciate the effort.
Could you now say "Wow anon, that's a lot of experience you've got there. That's a lot of 99's. Are you going for max cape? That would be really cool if you were."
What do you mean?
probably mispronounced some shit.
Might as well also get the Ottoman Sultan here too
As the Sultan; son of Muhammad; brother of the sun and moon; grandson and viceroy of God; ruler of the kingdoms of Macedonia, Babylon, Jerusalem, Upper and Lower Egypt; emperor of emperors; sovereign of sovereigns; extraordinary knight, never defeated; steadfast guardian of the tomb of Jesus Christ; trustee chosen by God Himself; the hope and comfort of Muslims; confounder and great defender of Christians - I command you, the Zaporogian Cossacks, to submit to me voluntarily and without any resistance, and to desist from troubling me with your attacks.