Saturday night edition
Time to get comfy.
Every day is more painful than the last so let's post waifus in the hope that someday we may finally be together with them
Would you consider yourself patriotic lads? Older generations seems to get mad at me when I don't care about rememberence day or the royal wedding. I'm not trying to be edgy just literally what is the point of it all. I cringed when people were buying cups and plates with Kate Middleton and shit on a few years back
This is my WhyFu-------ck chinks
>making chilli with jarred chilli sauce because lazy and only went to the supermarket late
>read the back
>Step 3: Serve with rice and your family
Royalists are nutters. Every time I mention I don't like having a monarchy to one they seem to think I want the entire Windsor line put up against a wall and shot. They aren't people you can be rational with, imo.
As for remembrance day that doesn't really bother me. Although what did piss me off was during the 70th D-day memorial/celebration (hard to say which is more appropriate, honestly) when loads of 50 something journalists wrote pieces about how shit the current generation is, and how they'd never be able to win WW2 or whatever. Which is missing the whole reason WW2 vets are called the "greatest generation" entirely.
hmmm, and what do these 3 ladies want to look like?
whatever you say anon, this is an original comment
I just finished eating a kebab
Still want the pakis out.
Why do you enjoy attention seeking here so much? Are you trying to turn yourself into some sort of pseudo celebrity? You don't contribute anything of worth to this thread that would warrant a tripcode, you don't even have an interesting gimmick like poleaboo
Look at people like OP image guy, he's a sound bloke and he doesn't feel the need to trip, he just contributes for the shit of it. You on the other hand have nothing of value to bring here, yet still have the audacity to flaunt like you're something special
Whites can genetically have black hair
Slopes cannot be anything other than yellow skinned, slit eyes, wide nosed dogs
>asians can not genetically have blonde hair
Nigga what, maybe you should research more
WHOEVER POSTED HER: PLEASE POST MOAAAAAAAAAAAAR OF HER
wow, 1 in a million, just like black blonde people
What's the difference between apes and humans?
gondolas are the next reality
they are something that can never be ruined as normies are incapable with identifying with them
especially since they are textless and faceless
A gondola cannot speak, nor can it truly interact with the environment. A spurdo can
A gondola only observes as a watchmen over the twisted, beautiful, and simply bizarre reality we reside in
>Albino Jap Julian Assange looalike thinks your wrong
I was gonna add bamber to the op image, true story.
>do all asians have black hair?
yes, except the 1 in a million mutants, just like negroids
>Any other sugestions /see/ Stormxzy
>Konan non Konan
>>The red neck
>120 time Quote
so lads i went 2nd plateou (10 caps) and my body still didn't feel deformed, wtf?
There's no real good food in JIDFland so I've discovered lots of things.
Been to London for a week and had lots of junk food, took it the maximum. too bad the meals are really tiny.
>Shouldn't have pushed a marble up your nose as a kid
/uni/ trash here.
I have recently reverted back to my worst robot days of poor personal hygiene and excessive wanking. Maybe I never left.
Despite the negative reputation, being a wagecuck for a restaurant or in retail has a certain pride and comfiness about it that I miss.
I've decided to try my luck in London (Colchester right now). I can afford a cheap flat share for 4-5 months on my savings alone, but I will be working a furious wagecuck lifestyle until things stabilise.
I'm not telling my parents about dropping out of my course or moving to London. Their disappointment would cripple me beyond repair, and I have dreamed about moving out since I was 18.
Wish me lucks, lads. After 4 years of robothood I desire to take my own life. This will be my final stand.
LOTR Orcs appearance were based off of East Asians
>All orcs are often described as "slant-eyed"
yellow skin, squinty eyes, wide noses etc.
>In one of his letters, Tolkien described Orcs as "...squat, broad, flat-nosed, sallow-skinned, with wide mouths and slant eyes; in fact degraded and repulsive versions of the (to Europeans) least lovely Mongol-types."
Fucking hell lads
My nan's been ill for quite a while, some sort of cold or something she just hasn't been herself. She's usually full of life and that but mum rang me today to say that she went over to do her housework because she was bedridden etc
She's just rang me to say she's died
Fucking hell lads this is so fucking surreal I only spoke to her a few hours ago
She was always so full of life I could never imagine her dying really
I just can't believe it
Why the fuck am I not crying. Her son was my dad, he topped himself a few years back and I think it's just left me numb to shit like this
I'm fucking miles away in the midlands as well at uni, I should be there for my mum really but I can't because I have exams in a few days
My cousin did that wayback. He lost his mind after taking alot of acid whilst working on a farm. He has never recovered and has been in and out of mental institutions for 15 years. He can scarcely say a coherent sentence and has been on autismo bucks since then.
Sorry to hear it mate. I had the same reaction when me nana died. I felt like I should cry but I couldn't. Don't blame yourself for anything, just try and support your family as best you can.
I was the same when my great uncle died, he was ill for ages always falling over and was bed ridden for the last few months of his life. When he died I didn't really feel anything at all as I was fully prepared for it, doesn't mean you're cold hearted or anything.
I'd rather wish everyone else the best and not ever entertain the thought of a relationship.
Define good internet, because you're probably better off asking someone in the Netherlands
whcih ones you?
What one lad? My work had a conference recently at a hotel that had Nespresso machines, my boss liked them so much he bought one for the office, I'm going to get one when I move out.
The vanilla one is the best, even better than making my own cafetiere with vanilla syrup.
my parents bought a 300 quid espresso machine which sold for a thousand just a mere year ago, which has been fucking sublime. make myself coffee now 3 times a day.
quite unorthodox of them to splurge so much life a coffee machine too.
>pushed a filter tip up my nose as a kid to try and stop runny nose and lose it
>around 7 years later blow my nose and a heavily stained filter tip is in the tissue
pretty weird experience desu
Call me a nigger if you want, but watermelon Rockstar is delicous senpais.
What the fuck, I thought I had this thread open in my browser and for the past 30 minutes there hadn't been posts so I closed it went back to the main page only to see this thread.
Where the fuck have I been for the past 2 hours.
>Ethnography proves you correct sir.
it's not what you expect from watermelon flavour. It's milder with more of a emphasis on bitter side on watermelon.
I dunno how to explain it but it's called watermelon freeze and thats what it tastes like, frozen watermelon.
>tfw Hannah is my oneitis and my only non-family contact
The investigation begins (No shenanigans will follow)
>all real robots fuck off and don't come back
Harry the planter
>Lady Sonia will never roleplay as my mates mum and fuck me
Who /used to be a normie/ here?
4-5 years ago I was such a fucking normie, I even cucked a guy once.
Now I'm a huge NEET, still live off my mum and dad, and have no prospects or gf.
Where did life go wrong?
Oh suck a fart out my arse, these are my most important exams. My nan would understand
Ta lad, I'm glad someone doesnt think it makes me cold hearted, even if it is a randomer on the British feels thread of a Jamaican crab racing forum
I could do but if I'm honest I'd feel guilty. I wouldn't want people thinking I'm attention seeking like "boo hoo look at me I'm so depressed" I hate people feeling sorry for me. Like I said I don't think her death has affected me that much, though I have just found out about it so maybe tomorrow I'll feel differently, but I wouldn't want to use her death as a means to make selfish gains
I can't be arsed looking desu
If you haven't hidden her from your news feed you're a stronger man than I.
I had to hide her because of the shite she shares. Got in one two many arguments with her.
I knew her IRL, she fancied my mate. I saw her taking a pill with water and asked if it was a protein supplement and she fucking went off on one. I was laffin senpai
Haha she seems like one of those mega "tumblr" lasses, constantly spouting about rape culture and feminism
But yeah everything she shares is that shit so i dont blame you for hiding her. Apparently she used to be fit before she went all feminazi but ney mind
(Cont.) she actually came with us to solfest and had a legitimate break down when she got it into her head that david bowie might die and she wouldn't know because she was at the festival.
I think we need to cull ourselves so he doesn't exist in the popular consciousness of britfeel.
>Apparently she used to be fit before she went all feminazi but ney mind
Yeah, I think she was. The she started with that bulimia shit.
I guess I know her wellish then. I wanna post a picture of her so the other lads can kek but i don't wanna get in trouble
Hahaha i read that today, so friggin cringy.
Thats brilliant, can you imagine the shit she will write when he actually does die? im gonna keep her as a friend just so i can see that
What're you reading senpai? Got Millenium by Tom Holland and Tacitus' Histories on the go at the mo. Might go for Millenium as it's lighter and I'm more likely to remember it tomorrow.
>craving a kebab
>closest kebab place is up a hill and its pissing down with rain
>she's worried about David Bowie and he's only 69
>meanwhile Leonard is 81 now
Please invent immortality soon, science men
Any good? Big big fan of his show. GOT is actually a really good read, so enjoy it matey
>Doesn't know that the Jews have the extra 20 years mortality juice
FFS LADS WHAT HEADPHONES SHOULD I GET, been hassling about which to buy since like a year
Alright lets be honest, I mostly listen hip hop and electro anyways, so soundstage probably doesn't matter that much right? Currently have shit tier Logikek H600 headset.
Are the ATH M50x still good for their money or are there better headphones for music like that?
I've had my ATH-M50s for the past 2 years and still use them, I've used many headphones since but still use my M50s as my daily driver. The M50x are only like 80 squids on amazon, worthy investment tbqh
Earbuds lad, I swear they're better in every way; louder bass, more definition on the treble, better noise-cancellation, comfier for long-term usage, cheaper.
If my current buds broke, I'd buy these:
Weird family shit?
>live with grandparents
>don't eat much during the day, mainly at night
>grandfather sees this as me not eating
>always trying to make me eat
>randomly buys stuff
>asks me how it was
>say it was ok. Nothing amazing but ok
>goes out and buys out the fucking shop of that item
>expects me to eat all of them
Every fucking time he does this. He bought some oven pizzas last week that I said were ok and now the freezer is rammed with them.
>15 quid earbuds are comparable to 100 quid headphones
if this was true then why are the m50x recommended so much or other headphones? also i hate earbuds, they are just uncomfortable
Is there a nyaa.se equivalent for western cartoons? Need background shows and want some Ed Edd n' Eddy desu.
>if this was true then why are the m50x recommended so much or other headphones
Because there's no benefit to paying for people to give your product great reviews when they only make 10 bonger profit on them, and most people are morons who think something being more expensive means its better.
if what you say is true then fken /hpg/ would already have found out about this and post it all over the place. because that board is full of le super smart NEET Socrates nietzsche manchildren.
>a thread full of retards who buy thousand dollar heaphones and boxes full of placebo valves are good judges of quality
Just fuck off to sennheiser and get ripped off like the rest of them then
>a thread full of retards who buy thousand dollar heaphones and boxes full of placebo valves are good judges of quality
have you ever browsed the threads?
again i hate earbuds, name me a good headPHONE
>you will never be john lennon
it hurts to expand on this feel
>glucose levels been hgih as fuck all day so eating the le super healthy organic shit was probably unhealthier than injecting heroin in the fucking end
>now they are low as fuck all the fucking time even though i calculated everything properly AND SHIT
>cant be fucking assed to stuff my face with high fructose corn syroup so i will just fucking sit it out and wait until my shit tier body releases so much fucking stress hormones and adrenalin until the fucking glucose levels are finally fucking normal
>this stress response will cause me to become as fast as a fucking junkie on 50mg of methamphetamine so i'm going to burn an additional 1000 calories or shit like that just like that
>BMI is already at 16 due to this fucking shit
FUCK THIS SHITTY DISEASE FOR FUCKS SAKE
THERE IS NOTHING IN THE WORLD THATS MORE GAY THAN FUCKING TYPE 1 DIABETES
>hur dur no i can't go drinking with you mates because I'm a FUCKING FAGGOT WHO HAS TYPE 1 DIABETUS
seriously though, sucking 100 dicks and getting cancer and aids from it is less gay than type 1 diabetes.
hope i get beaten to death by refugeeniggers desu
You won't find anything better until you go into the 400+ quid range.
I have no idea what your talking about, but i hope it looked like this.
there's more to uni than normie stuff, you know
what's bad about going to uni? we don't all aspire to leech off our parents
sounds ite tbqh. better than being outside and pretending to be somebody you aren't
that's quite reassuring; sometimes it seems like i'm the only one here who doesn't really talk to many people.
don't have any group garbage, so don't really have to bother with stuff like that, thankfully.
i'm not studying history at some degree mill. regardless, at least it gives me a chance at escaping
enjoy your shitty frequency response.
>portable amp implies you want to use them on the go
>using OPEN headphones on the go
>implying all the background noise won't overlap the sound so much that the experience becomes shit anyways
>tfw didn't message oneitis today
Hope she's wondering why, at least she'll be thinking about me
Slept from 4am saturday until 1am sunday.
Got most of the next 2 months off work as I have no plans and left all my annual leave until the end of the financial year. I'll probably spend most of that time sleeping.
Got bullshit tick box exercise diploma work to do for work that isn't worth the money work pays for it, and doesn't give any benefit.
I just finished watching the BBC's an Age of Loneliness and I can't help but feel that one of the interviewees posts on here.
If you do, you know who you are. All I can say is this, keep going m8, from one robot to another, I believe in you.
You're attending a UKIP rally with your girlfriend and this guy comes up and smacks her ass.
What do you do?
Jesus Christ what the fuck am I looking at?