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I watch Darts sometimes

I enjoy playing sports, but I don't care about watching them. Not to mention I despise watching live television due to the neverending commercials.

>>25618301

I've never been obsessed with sports or really followed a team, mostly because I moved a lot as a kid and never really had a home team to root for. Played rugby a bit in college and tried to get into football but it's just too much shit to keep track of.

But I do enjoy watching them when they're on, particularly rugby and UFC. I can't be assed to keep track of individual players, team stats, or really anything that analysts talk about though. Just seems like a waste of effort.

I watch hockey but that's isn't considered a real sport in america

>>25618301
>love sports
>love anime
Feels /sp/, man.

>>25618383

>I enjoy playing sports, but I don't care about watching them.

the guy literally says that in the video i linked

what about this one: "my parents didnt watch them growing up, so i never really got into them"

This whole thing reminds me of survival of the fittest and how kids have to learn to speak for survival purposes.

I dont even watch sports at thanksgiving and christmas

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Do Esports count?

i love watching sports, especially baseball and handegg. doubly especially handegg.

>>25618428
>>25618467

about as much as anime

>>25618467

If a neckbeard on 4chan can be a professional at it, it's not a "sport".

>Women
>Sports

They're casual as fuck and barely know anything, also massive bandwagonners.

Anyway who /waitingforwilcardgames/ here?

>>25618301
But I love chess

>>25618301
>2015+1
>caring what women think about anything

>>25618301
>UFC,BOXING,BASKETBALL,FOOTBALL,BASEBALL or any other contact sports
>BASKETBALL
>BASEBALL
>contact sports

Well, we are a species with tournament based courting systems, and sports tend to reflec those systems while also gloryfing the same traits in men that make them good hunters and protectors, so of course women see guys that are into sports as more manly.
Sport guy=hunter=alpha
Not sport guy = gatherer = pussy

I played rugby for 4 years and now i'm into boxing but just for the excercise and entretainment.

If a wasn't a social wreck i probably wouldn't be a virgin.

I admire the dedication and shit required to become a top performing athlete. I just can't be bothered to watch and keep up to date with it. The most I'm willing to do is watch compilation or highlight videos of particularly impressive plays on youtube.

>>25618787
Sounds like boxing is for you, just grab a beer and watch two guys beat the shit out of each other without being as gay as mma.

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>>25618692
>Hunter sub species died off
>Gatherers survived and manage to make civilization thanks to surplus

Are you a nigger by any chance?

>>25618874
>Implying the hunter paradigm doesn't account for the protector's paradigm
>Implying the hunters just died off post-nomadic stage
>Implying the wimps inherited all the bitches
Let me guess, american?

never had much interest in watching sports. i used to play hockey as a teenager, hockey is fun to play but i could never actually watch a hockey match without getting bored out of my mind

I don't watch sports, I don't see the point of it.

>>25618692

If you ask me being a spectating whining baby is more like a gatherer than a hunter

I wonder if guys who like sports get boners seeing their favorite players in tight uniforms

I also wonder why the fuck anyone would watch anime or look at trap porn... I view sports watchers as I view MLP friends

I don't watch sports, not interested in watching or playing team sports, prefer martial arts, parkour, gymnastics, etc. Prefer doing.
Closest thing to a sport I might enjoy watching is the game show Wipeout but they're not pro acrobats or gymnasts so it's not the same.

literally who gives a shit where the ball goes?

sports are the most normie thing anyone can watch or participate in.

>>25618939
No, you are wrong on everything.

>>25618994
I'm talking about playing sports, bro. People who play sports also tend to be interested in watching people play too, but it's not the point.

>>25619086
>I will give no arguments, just accept my opinion
Ok, anon, you got me with your superior logic.

>>25618994
>I wonder if guys who like sports get boners seeing their favorite players in tight uniforms

I do, but I'm gay. For straight guys I just assume the obsession with sports is a combination of a self insert hero fantasy and a method of social group cohesion if they have nothing else to fall back on.

Watching sports is for literal retards. The only reason normies do it is because it makes them feel included as part of a team/group, and they need something to cheer for.

Baseball is boring and slow. Basketball is boring. Football is slow. I never watched soccer but it looks just as stupid. The only thing worth watching is hockey every once in a while. Mostly just for the fights. But additionally with commercials... fuck all that noise.

Nothing has changed in any of these sports in like the 80-100 fucking years they have existed. You're watching pretty much the same shit that players have been doing in this sport for decades. The rules are pretty much the same. Can't even come up with any new, exciting sports to play. The same shitacular 4 staple sports, year after year after year.

Teams are based on geographical location. But the players on a team are from arbitrary places, so the Philadelphia Eagles don't represent Philadelphia in any way at all aside from having their stadium there and using the city's name. This is what makes team rivalry absolutely absurd. Ask anyone why they're a fan of a certain team, and they'll say "because I was born here!" Or, "because my dad liked them!"

>>25619153
Straight sporty guy here, you are 100% on point.

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>>25619097

90% of people watch but only 25% play

>The survey found that 3.8 million people were involved as a player in some form of organised sport. This represents almost a quarter (23.4%) of the population aged 15 years and over.

I get your point though because I only watch games or video games on youtube or twich that I've played before

Watching sports to me is just like watching a game I've never played.. I joined in on an arma 3 game to see how it compared to battlefield and I was watching some weird cult fags circle jerking each other and the sheriff mainly... also there was a wedding. WTF

The thing is of those 9% of people who dont watch sports they will most likely never consider it being weird.. well because I didn't.. maybe this accounts for the fact that the percentage gets lower as people get older

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>>25618301
I'd rather watch MLP than sports
fucking normies and chads can fuck off with this shit

>>25619178
This.If you like sports, you're a normie.

>>25619178
>>25619221
>I have no manly carachteristics other than a patchy beard and a small dick, my testosterone levels are so low i don't get manly activities.
zozzle

>>25619286
>I'm a sheep and a slave to society and my primal urges
bazooka

>>25619286
That's funny because I'm actually on steroids right now.

Go watch the game you cuck. The actual men like me will be playing the sports for you.

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>>25619153
>>25619186

Here's a pic for you friends

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Who /dodgeball/ here?

>>25619286
> hairy and big cock
> sports are more boring than watching grass grow

Go watch some monkeys run after a ball. After all that turns you on.

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>>25619332
Your euphoria is showing.
>>25619353
>Needing steroids
>Implying i don't play sports
>>25619405
>Implying the best sports involve balls and running

Top zozzle, guys.

>>25619153
You seem like a pretty comptenent poster. Keep doing it, robot.

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>>25619439
lol!!! it's the epic fedora man meme!!! !XDDDDDD1 he absolutely CRUSHED that guy!!!

>Like playing sport
>Sometimes enjoy watching sports with others
>Never pursued either so no knowledge or favorite teams
Okay.

>>25619492
>le epic meme meme XDDDD
I feel so owned.

>>25619439
>neckbeard meme

I know you can troll better than this anon

>>25618301
I like Baseball, but American Football is shit. Baseball returns to its rightful spot as America's pastime when?

>>25618410
In Texas, maybe, but not in any of the states on Canada's boarder.

heres another friends. Especially for the friends who don't watch trap / anime / mlp and think ferorally for it...

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Watching sports is just alien to me. All that cringey sports banter about whose team is best makes me sick desu senpai.

Its a shame though because it's the one mutual interest almost every male has and i dont have much else going for me in the way of mutual interests with the normies.

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>heres another friends. Especially for the friends who don't watch trap / anime / mlp and think ferorally for it...

Fedorally**

>>25619756
do you like gatorade?

>>25619787
It's alright but I'm england so It's not too popular here

Sports are okay. They get boring often, but a lot of guys here hating on them watch twitch or youtube gaming, even when the player is quiet and not interesting. It's just nice to guess which player will do what, or which team will win. You analyze what's happening, then predict what will happen next. I don't even like sports, but liking it gets more hate than it should.

>>25619760
Sauce on those trap pics?

It's simple, really.
Women want guys who watch sports so their boyfriends can invite them out to sporting events or to someone's house party to watch together and SOCIALIZE.
Women don't give an iota of a shit if a guy watches which sport, they only care that you watch it with other people (friends) or stadiums of people.
Also, if you watch a sport, but don't have any friends, then it doesn't count.

>>25619916
Games are more understandable, since they constantly change and there's a lot more strategy and variance to the way they're played. They also can be played by pretty much anyone, anytime.
Sports are just literal niggers running after a ball.

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>>25619947
haha the place that has them 24/7 and almost as many viewers as the NFL

Does gymnastics count? I watch gymnatsics during the Olympics.

>>25619760
Sports, historically, have always been a haven for men who liked having sex with other men (the concept of sexual orientation didn't exist back then).

>>25618301
Ive always despised sports for being barbaric af and being to fucking simple. Like I bet there are studies correlating low iq and sports

>>25619641
>watching boreball

Softball is objectively more entertaining, and not just because muh women. They actually hit the ball and things actually happen in softball.

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>>25619979
mfw sports were the first level of mapping social circle surveillance before phones and shit

I truly dislike all sports involving a ball, just plain up boring for me.
Still, I've been boxing and doing mma (mainly boxing ) for half of my life, so it's logic for me to like to watch these.
I can tell that people see it as boring if they do not get how hard it is to dodge a whole combo or imagine how hard it is to last 12 (or 15) rounds.
So just watch whatever you're familiar with, yes, Esports count if you don't have enough testosterone for something real, I played LoL for s while and genuinely got hyped at fakers plays.

Sports are just soap operas for chads

>>25620075
My grandpa got me into it, what can I say?
>>25620061
Maybe rugby or some shit, but is Baseball really barbaric? Really?

>>25619756
Pick a team, preferably your father's team or a local team, for any sport you want to watch. Start watching games, learn the characters and storylines. Eventually you'll begin to see why people find it so entertaining. It's not usually about individual games as it is the season as a whole. It's kind of like following a show.

>>25618301

i live in a Football (the real one) fanatic country but i dont really care all that much about it. I like to watch the national team, but what i really enjoy is motorsports.

WRC, F1, Dakar, Lemans, GT, i try to watch it all

Did you lot see that ludicrous display last night?

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>>25618301
sports are the only thing I watch on TV, mainly just fighting but I'll probably follow NFL playoffs

I automatically think any man who doesn't like sports (either watching or playing) is a faggot.

>>25618301
Watching sports is literally the gayest and most autistic hobby if you arent playing. A bunch of grown men watching a bunch of other grown men wrestle with each other and getting so psyched about it? Nah get fucked its just boring and dumb to me unless im playing

>>25620271
That's alright lad, we think men who enjoy watching other men get sweaty and wrestle with each other and doing it themselves in their spare time is a faggot too

>>25620275
So what you're saying is that you don't understand anything about any of it.

oh I figured it out.. I was thinking about how if when sports like football and baseball were invented there were also video games like battlefield not RPG's (those are also fantasies for friends) if people would have played video games instead.

Then I realized its like explaining why everyone's on facebook... you should already know the meme

keep doing the same thing over and over again is the definition of cliche

the answer is simple to why everyone watches sports... its because everyone watches sports

>>25620233
>motorsports.
My nigga, you ever think to visit Indianapolis? Racing capital of America. Maybe even the world, but that might be getting arrogant.

>>25620174
>grandpa
Exactly. It is a 20th century relic. Time to move on.

>>25620296
Go back to watching My Little Ponies, friend.

>>25620322
What the fuck is there to understand? Some people are better than others? Rules of the game? I understand both of those things and its still dumb as fuck. Maybe unless you intend to gamble on it

>>25620359
Fuck you, my grandpa knew what he was talking about. Baseball is rad.
R.I.P. Grandfather

>>25620365
MLP is also part of your fag culture bro

>>25620365
I'm gonna start a new cult.. called cisgendered heterosexual alpha dudes going their own way

or CHADs

>>25620344
Or rather, because we are entertained by sports. I enjoy american football, for example, because I like seeing my team outsmart other teams. What people don't seem to understand is that football is just as much a mental game as it is physical. The ridiculous amount of downtime in football is just as entertaining as the plays because you're left trying to predict the strategy of both teams in a particular situation.

>>25620384
>what the fuck is there to understand

Come on, you can't be this stupid. I'm giving you the benefit of a doubt here.

>>25620425
>GET BALL
>RUN WITH BALL
>DROP BALL AT THE END
I heard you can't even study football without a double PhD

>>25620480
>not knowing anything about offensive or defensive schemes

>>25620480
>hurr durr sports r dum XD

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>>25620353

>Indianapolis

yeahhhh im a yuro, so although i loved the Corvette Racing Team on Lemans, anything motorsport from that side of the atlantic is pretty foreign to me.

My spiritual racing capital is Jyvaskyla, where they host th WRC Finland.

>>25620425
the point im making is that the rate of warfare has directly correlated with the introduction of simulated warfare (video games)

I understand the drama aspect that is entertaining but why watch some friends in tight pants sweat on each other when I could watch and participate in actual battles between tanks, helicopters, infantry, rocketmen, snipers, heavy mg's.. etc..

>>25620499
>HIT THE GUY WITH THE BALL
>DON'T GET HIT IF YOU HAVE THE BALL
T A C T I C A L
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>>25618301
I can appreciate people's effort but I can't appreciate the sport.

I never get it. It is like instead of gaming yourself, you watch pro player game, and I don't get that either.

>>25620456
Just tell me then faggot. Whats the secret to being one of those fat autistic super fans who go to the games and paint their fucking face for other grown men who are doing what you wish you could you reverse beta orbiting faggot fuck

>>25620480
They don't just snap the ball and run towards the endzone you moron. It's like chess. Both sides have 11 pieces and there's a near-infinite number of ways to use those pieces. It's about using your pieces in a more effective way than the other side. Does the defense blitz here or run cover 2? Does the quarterback notice the shift of the defensive line into the blitz, and should he audible a play action into a screen pass?

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I have tried getting into spots because of the social aspect but I just dont get it. I dont even give a fuck how my national teams or individual athletes are doing. How am I supposed to pic some team for some arbitrary reason and pretend that everyone who chooses to cheer for some other team are my worst enemies? Can I start watching football for example and just try to follow the tactics or something? Can you watch sports if you dont give a fuck who wins?

I might play a sport but I can't watch them. It's just boring.

There's no gripping story, there are no special effects, the action is pretty dull. Why would you watch that?

>>25620617
>can you watch sports if you don't give a fuck who wins

Not really. Don't pick a team for an arbitrary reason, though. That's no fun. Pick your father's team or the team of the city closest to you, and then you NEVER switch. When you swear on a team for life, it makes the big wins later down the line that much more enjoyable, because you've stuck with your same team for your entire life.

how funny is it when people go from talking about professional sports to college sports... I can fake it with the NFL and MLB to some extent but college sports damn

those statistics are some pure autistic shit to be memorizing

>>25620657
What sport are you referring to? In most sports, there are plenty of great storylines to follow and the action is fine.

>>25620617
I watch sports and I don't give a fuck who wins. It's still fun, analyzing the game and all. You end up rooting for the best or the most deserving team when you're neutral anyways. Being neutral is the best way to enjoy a sport, though after watching a team several times you start to support them unconsciously.

>>25620707
What storylines? What football match has ever, ever, had a storyline?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jie3ARElIZk

>>25620742
American football or soccer?

>>25620699
This, being THAT into sports takes some serious autism. The funny part is that if someone doesnt want to partake in the autism the sport autistic thinks they are better or cooler or that they arent the autistic ones in the slightest.

Never had any interest in sports. There's really nothing entertaining about watching a bunch of guys throw a ball back and forth while running around a field. It's all overrated.

I guess racing also counts as a sport. I have no interest in watching races, but racing video games can be fun on occasion. I've just never been so immersed in a racing game that I've actually felt compelled to complete all the career objectives or unlock all car models. Gets boring too quickly.

>>25620757
Either.

Though I'm brit so I'm referring to soccer.

>>25620796
Sure, there are people like that, but you could say that about literally any hobby enthusiast.

>>25620617
These normie freaks aren't pretending though, they actually attach their own self-worth to these teams of millionaire foreign chads covered in adverts and the name of some local city that are famous for kicking or holding a ball and delude themselves into thinking that they're actually watching geniuses playing some advanced game of strategy and intimidation.

It's pretty pathetic really, and you should be glad that you're immune to it.

>>25620384
it's about the COMMUNITY brah drinking beer with your gf and BROS while watching sports and rooting for your home team!

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>>25620796

You can do with this or you can do with THAT

>>25620699
Oh ya, dont be confused, for as many fairweather "watch the game with your bros" sports fans, there's at least 2 rainman-level, autistic stat nerds.

I played sports all my life, a few at very high levels, have had professional athletes in my immediate and extended family, and watch sports regularly, but can't fucking stand the media, networks, stats analysis, etc, etc. Its such fucking bullshit and ruins the game.

Like when you have people saying "oh he's converted only 39% on 3rd downs down from 41% last year", or something as meaningless as that, its obvious they're just trying to create a story. Stats only matter if they're glaringly large differences, otherwise the sample is always way too small to factor out reasonable variance unless you're looking at macro scale stats for a whole league or something. I generally watch sports on mute with music playing so I dont have to listen to the commentators, then do other stuff during the intermission so I dont have to listen to the journalists' bullshit interviews.

>>25620796
Sports autism is socially acceptable.

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>>25618301
i watch maybe 10 minutes of sports in a year. i just don't find it that engaging to actively follow a team or a person. i find people that obsess over sports and memorize entire rosters, stats, play fantasy football/baseball/etc. to be weird as fuck, too.

>>25619481
I try anon. I try.

>>25619354
Not really into black guys but I appreciate the sentiment.

>>25620873
Ive seen the matrix and its the tribillions GBs of visual and audio sports data stored in human brains

Look at the people who go to starcraft tournaments... what is the world coming to?

>>25620849
this familia
>it's le fun to le analyze the game!
you don't do shit, your brain activity goes down to almost zero when watching monkeys chase a ball, don't delude yourself

>>25620847
Its just all of sports enthusiasts are basically on that level of autism.

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>>25620707
>sport
>great storylines
?

>>25620811
Don't follow much of soccer besides the occasional Bayern Munich game, but here's a very recent bit between the Atlanta Falcons and the Carolina Panthers.

Panthers and Falcons are in the same division, the NFC South, meaning they're basically rivals and play each other twice a year, every year.

Falcons started out pretty great early in the season going 5 - 0, as did the Panthers. However, then the Falcons started to shit the bed, while the Panthers kept winning. Eventually the 12 - 0 Panthers played the 6 - 6 Falcons. Falcons got BTFO 38-0. Panthers were the last undefeated team in the NFL, and were started to be predicted to go undefeated the entire regular season, as well as win the Super Bowl.

Panthers win their next game after that, and then started getting ready for their second game against the Falcons, fully expecting another easy, relaxing blowout. By this point, the Falcons were nearly eliminated from the playoffs and had nothing to lose.

Panthers were 14-0. Falcons were 7-7. Panthers players were talking all kinds of shit in press conferences, etc. One of the Panthers' cornerbacks, Josh Norman, whose main job is to cover wide receivers, was talking about how he's the best cornerback in the NFL and could beat any of the Falcons receivers. A Panthers linebacker, Luke Kuechly, made similar comments.

Falcons fans were practically giving away their tickets because they expected another blowout themselves. My brother and I managed to pick some up for $25.

The game starts, and this happens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8bNHKzKtFE

Falcons win 20-13, and become the only team to defeat the Panthers this season, as well as the only team in NFL history with an even or losing record to beat a 14-0 team. Not only did we stop the Panthers from making history, we made our own and shut the Panthers up. The Panthers went on to make the playoffs, and the Falcons didn't, but we took Carolina's undefeated season with us. I'll remember that catch forever.

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>>25620991
MFW why not learn some actual tactics and strategies

Think about how the government seduces their population (directly and indirectly via culture influences)

Now THAT is some dramatic shit. Or watch our goverment go around the world like the dallas cowboys in the 90's and topple other governments (directly or indirectly) like some chad highschool star champ

here's a quote from the 48 laws of superiority as pic

>>25621191
>Not only did we stop the Panthers from making history
>we

holy shit

>>25621191
So two teams play each other, every so often, and there was a bit of celebrity drama with one of the players?

That's pretty standard in english football. But that's not story.

Also,
>we

>>25621287
People that get upset about that "we" thing sperg out a lot harder than the people actually saying it desu

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>>25621191
I felt my brain cells dying while watching that video
football is the most retarded shit americans ever conceived
nice "story" anon, I'm sure your brahs over at /sp/ would appreciate it

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>>25621287
were gonna build a wall.. were gonna ban the sports watching normies from r9k

>>25618500
https://twitter.com/GREATBLACKOTAKU

Guess handegg isn't a sport anymore.

>>25621299
>celebrity drama
true, sports fans are no different from women following the celebrities and splurging over the likes of kardashians when you think about it

>>25621347
iktf brah, my gf and her bitch friends got all mad at me when I started cheering when we got back together with Bella in Twilight too, she's such a sperg

>>25621465
>being this upset

sports is something you do, not something you watch. I hate sports because I hate people, I'm not a people person, sports is a team effort, if I liked people I'd love sports. Case in point I love getting into fistfights, I hate people, no team effort there

>>25621518
>all sports are team sports

maybe i'd watch if they still played with the former team captains head... but still I dunno would rather play battlefield

>>25621540
Well most popular ones are whatever.

>>25618301
>How many guys here don't watch sports?

I watch Judo and BJJ (both of which I practice), occasionally MMA. I hate watching ball sports though, whether football or cricket or whatever - it's just boring and pointless.

>>25621483
of course i was upset, WE JUST GOT BACK BELLA, and she's fucking fine my bitch was all like "you ain't in the movie"

i tried explaining about how i've always supported team edward even when people started saying he was just a creepy stalker but i stuck with him, but she just didn't get it

>>25619178
You will never see a vagina.

>>25621540
>all sports are team sports

Golf, archery, powerlifting, Judo, Kendo, fencing, boxing - none of these are team sports.

>>25621590
Do you need some cream for your ass, lad?

>>25621592
when your average normie says do you like sports they don't think of any of these

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>>25621191

Can someone make slow motion video of this butt. Thank you.

>>25621592
>being this stupid

That's the point I was making you moron

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>>25621577
>>25621465

Flippin banter supreme

>>25621617
Yes, I have hemorrhoids, but your post certainly didn't anger me.

Not being able to "get" sports screams literal autism. Not being able to appreciate the feats of the human body or the skill players can attain is just misanthropic.

>>25621590
>You will never see a vagina.
Typical coming from someone who WATCHES sports.

He'll be fucking that vagina, m8. Doesn't need to see it.

>>25621652
I'm the Falcons poster that everyone is screaming at for being a normie, and I fence. I hope the SEC picks it up before I graduate, would be cool to compete for my school.

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>>25621711
>He'll be fucking that vagina, m8. Doesn't need to see it.

Definition of a cuck... wow I am feeling better all the time about not watching sports

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>>25621711
I also play sports.

u mad?

>>25621753
they're bringing cuck posting... they're bringing performance enhancing drugs...

You need to go back

>>25621750
You god damn morons. You're both arguing for the same thing. He doesn't watch sports either. Why are you so bad at context

>>25621705
>Not being able to "get" sports screams literal autism

Explain why people watch the tour de france. Without tight spandex butts.. Why do people watch marathons... wheres the tactics in that?

>>25621705
I'd rather be autistic than be a normie that watches sports desu senpai

>>25621827
no, you're the fucking retard, >>25621750 is obviously supporting the person he replied too
learn reading comprehension

>>25621827
>Why are you so bad at context
The literal autism that accompanies an aversion to sports.

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>>25621827

Watching someone else get the glory is for cucks

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Rugby is popular around here but I always felt like sports was for over compensating, I was quite well built before I got fat so a lot of people tried to get me to play sports. I've gotten my weight down and hoping I don't have to go through that again.

>tfw Japanese girls see masculine guys as homosexual

I guess I'll just stick with 2D.

>we are the football team we support
>you'll never get laid lol!
>i also play sports

jesus fuck. is 4chan everything you read about on facebook? why are you even on the robot board?

>>25621872
>I'd rather be autistic than be a normie that watches sports desu senpai
At least you're honest.

>>25621914
>misanthrope detected

>>25621976
We are the robot moderates.

You are robot extremists no different from SJWs with their oppression Olympics. Stop trying to drag us down to your level.

>>25621959
>Rugby is popular around here
/gloucester/?

>>25621978
You're the damn misanthrope... NOW GO BACK TO /SP

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>>25621711
>autist attempts banter

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>>25622028
you're the cancer

>>25622028
Jesus christ just say you're a normalfag

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>>25622133
sports fan thinks he's not low key gay

>>25622123
A pig is happy rolling around in shit.

>>25622153
Could you actually address my post?

How is "NORMIES REEEE" different from "CIS-WHITE SCUM CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE"?

>>25622193
I'm not a normalfag and I don't have to prove my roboticity to you.

REEEEE

>>25622201
Whoa, you're not a bigoted homophobe are you?

There is nothing more homosexual than male sports fans. What kind of hetero male can watch a bunch of sweaty guys run around playing with balls?

I like to watch snooker but I guess that doesn't count.

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>>25622232
If by rollin in shit you mean swimmin in the wymns

go back to your circle jerk

>>25622232
because men that sjw's hate on are actually successful and we hating sports fans which are not successful and rather gay and retarded

no offense, we just don't want you here bringing performance enhancing drugs and cuck posting

>>25622321
Not only that. Sports are literally a gay metaphor.

>goal is to psychologically sodomize the opponent
>have to PENETRATE into their endzone, goal box, bases, etc
>homosexual behavior is encouraged to raise the team's cohesion
>"xD it's totally ok to grab each other's dicks and asses not gay cuz we sportsmen xDDD"
>encourages gaytarded sports-watching culture
>"hey you guys wanna come inside my mancave and watch the game?"

>>25622398
>leave my circle jerk
FTFY

>>25622461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGyKBFCd_u4

>>25622457
But normies are successful, at least in assimilating into the normie culture and utilizing the social currency that comes with it.

Performance enhancing drugs would do all males good. Society wants to feminize and domesticate males for social control.

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itt: frogscum chatting shit

who real madrid here?

>>25622321
>>25622459
Homophobic much?

Jeez...

I can't stand watching sport.

The people who base their entire lives around supporting a team as if they have some part in its victories and defeats are just as pathetic as robots.

>>25622759
>Penaldo

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>>25622759
worship the goat, bow to him now

>>25622779
Are you finally waking up to your sexual identity? you were a faggot all along

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>>25622780
>just as pathetic as robots
Except sports fans aren't lonely.

So what if sports are retarded? Existence is retarded. Might as well have some company.

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>>25622533
Ill tell you what it is... sports watchers frame us as weird or autistic for not watching any sport. When the reality is that watching sports is the most homosexual and autistic thing in existence

My anger is the about the hypocrisy. I'm callin you out for the same shit you generalize about me

Same with misunderstood sjw's

>>25622928
ratardad is compenny

>>25618301
>Daddy ancestors are conquistadors
>I'm big and burly in 9th grade
>6foot 160 pounds
>football coach walks up and says I should play
>Fuck off normie
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

lmao at these nerds

>>25622891
I find it funny you employ the same emasculating tactics as feminists.

>Don't find me attractive? You must be gay!

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i watch football and ice hockey.

>>25622928
why would any self-respecting person want THAT kind of company?

>>25623032
Sportfags need to be taken down a peg or three. You people are not manly for liking watching athletic men fuck each other in the ass.

>>25622955
Watching sports isn't autistic, but some fanatics can get really autistic with it.

I'm not painting letters on my chest and standing next to my dudebros so we can spell our team name.

>>25618301
Like most people except Americlaps, I watch soccer when the World Cup is on (once every 4 years). Even people who don't like sports do this. I don't watch any other sport.

>>25623100
>THAT kind of company
A good deal of robots watch sports, as evidenced by this thread, so you shouldn't dismiss anyone's intelligence or values just because they like sports.

>>25623125
>watching athletic men fuck each other in the ass
lol, sports r gay

You autists are hilarious. Not only do you not watch sports, which is fine I guess. But for some reason 3/4ths of you are doing all kinds of mental gymnastics to make yourself proud about it. No one gives a fuck that you'd rather jack off to cartoons than watch a football game. But don't act like it makes you special. Not watching sports is another autistic tendency that all neckbeards have in common.

is running considered a sport? I recently got into it and I quite like it

Autist here. FIFA is a really well done game, if you wanna get into soccer that's a good start. If you start playing FIFA you'll understand pretty fast how the game works and you'll be able to analyze the real matches better than most people who just watch it, besides you'll get to know most of the players and their attributes in no time and you can play vidya with normies now, which is always good since they're naturally worse at video games and they'll respect you if you beat them at something they like.

>>25623250
Except it does make me better than you.

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>>25623270
is an horse a athlete?

>>25623279
Mah nigga. FIFA is the only reason I got into soccer.

It really is the chess of video games.

>>25623323
A way better athlete than the average nigger. Smarter too.

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>>25623284
Viper? Is that you?

>>25623241
>watching a bunch of young bucks getting rowdy with each other
>"ooh yeah baby get into that endzone, penetrate it hard uuuuh"
>not gay

>>25618301
>more young men dislike sports than young women

source now

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>>25623414
Regular threads on /r9k/:
>why aren't you a trap yet
>look at my smooth boipussy
>dumping my sissypenis collection

https://spectrumnews.org/news/new-focus-on-repetition-obsession-in-autism-studies/

This proves why watching sports is autistic

>>25623522
>that meme
what does it have to do with tumblr?

when I watched the tyrone laughing video EVERYONE was talking about tumblr on it

>>25622779
Good argument. 10/10.

>"that team got a point!"
>"you mean a touchdown/score/goal you fucking retard?"

every time

>>25623095
Looks like a giant penis coming from his crotch friend

>>25623604
>tfw you don't give a fuck where people put balls
wow, you put it here, to there.

I just don't care

>>25618301
>tfw everyone even the 60 year old asian manager lady in my office are obsessed with sports.
I just sit there a zone out when theyre droning on about who did what with which ball to whom.

>>25623241
>A good deal of robots watch sports, as evidenced by this thread
being a normie and posting in a normie thread doesn't make you a robot you fucking retard

>>25623707
>I'm more robot than you!
>Nuh uh, I'm a diagnosed autist!
>Well I peed the bed until I was 17!
>Well I still fantasize about sucking my mom's breasts!
>Well I...

I feel like in the only black male in America that doesn't understand the obsession America has with Basketball. It is the most boring sport besides Baseball. The ball either goes in the hoop or it doesn't, what's so exciting about those odds? They blow the fucking whistle every 3 seconds. It almost makes me mad when people take it so seriously.

>>25623464
Ga feg..
Youre right. This is significant. It proves why people watch sports yet again. The homoerotica. Its like men watching lesbian porn

http://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/dear-mona-are-there-any-other-men-who-dont-watch-sports/

>>25623581
see
>>25623522

Boilerplate originality appendage.

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>>25623803

Yeah basketball whats the deal with that!

>>25623604
Why are you watching sports with assholes?

My theory is that people who don't like sports (myself included) are just born outside of the normie way of thinking. I doubt very few well adjusted sports fans are fucking anime pillows and not being a good goyim with student loan debts. Its the ultimate normie pasttime.

>>25621564
I did bjj for like a year and I could not watch it for the life of me

>>25623522
Traps aren't gay though...

>>25623813
>google couldn't find that page

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>>25623963

Yes looking at trap pics is not gay... neither is sports

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Sports r not gay.. and thats just 1 sport

>>25620083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb-lW9yBrwU
Alan Watt: How Television & Sports Are Used to Control The Masses.