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>tfw the girl you're attracted to is a complete slut
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>>25616724
>tfw every girl is a complete slut
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>>25616724
Then don't be attracted to sluts if you have a problem with it.
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>the girl
>"the"
>as in only one

not gonna make it
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>>25616724
All girls are complete sluts

The only difference in girls is whether they're a slut who succumbs to her sluttiness or a slut who just fantasizes about succumbing to her sluttiness. Don't get in a relationship, you will only ever find happiness for a short while and then such an extreme amount of sadness that all that happiness didn't matter at all. You gotta fuck them if you can, and then move on

The only reason you'd have to get in a relationship is if you life close enough to each other that you can use each other for sex shamelessly, and if she's your best friend

If a girl is your best friend, then she can't hurt her boyfriend OR her best friend. It's a double whammy, and she would only be your boyfriend to begin with if you were a good enough friend
Tldr
>all women are whores
>date your best friend
>life is temporary, why not end it now
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>>25616890
>it's 2016!!
>monogamy is dead
Chill out John.
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>>25616993

>being in a relationship with only one person
monogamy. gud

>only being attracted/attached to one person while you are single and unattached
setting yourself up for failure
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>>25616993
>>25617034
It's kinda like going to a car auction while only wanting one car there. You need options, no matter how shallow that sounds
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>>25616724
>tfw the guy you're attracted to is attracted to a complete slut
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>>25617334

Sorry, Dumpy. You're just not that interesting to Chad :^)
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>>25617486
He hardly qualifies for a Chad but ok
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>>25617511

Is he a overweight Postal worker?
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>tfw having 2 gf and it's financially a burden but I really like both of them
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>>25616724
all
women
are
like
that

geez is that so hard for you guys to understand?
If you want to get a cute innocent girl, either find one thats like really sheltered (probalby catholic, etc) or one thats like in/out of high school (just like scott pilgrim in the movie)
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Define "complete slut". I hope it's not the robot definition which goes something like "she has a bf who is not me".

Besides, if she really is a slut, make a move on her and bang her.
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>tfw the girl you're attracted to is a fembot that doesn't seem to like talking to you very much
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>tfw the guy you like is social and popular with no rela reason to care about you
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>develop a crush toward grill
>start to obsess over her
>she becomes your oneitis
>tfw turns out she's sjw tumblr feminist
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>>25619299
I like that Gondola. Thank you for posting it, it will be the first Gondola I save.
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>tfw the slut is a man
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>>25619427
Here's one more for you, friend
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>>25619572
Thanks, pal. Here's a Wojack for your troubles.
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>>25616975
>date your best friend
I like this.
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>>25616975
There's a girl I've been having casual sex with about once a week for 8 months now, she is so far out of my league it's ridiculous but she doesn't have any friends besides me and one lesbian, hates going out, and has a shit ton of red flags. Literally every single red flag but she is absurdly hot (no bullshit 9/10) and keeps things really simple. I just text her when I want to see her and she ubers over, we fuck literally until the sun comes up and then sleep till the afternoon and I drive her home. I know she is seeing at least one other guy because they take her out to dinner and stuff. Should I just keep enjoying things as they are or try to go exclusive.
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>>25619839
Enjoy it. If you try something, it'll just go ass up.
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>>25619839
What red flags does she have? Why would you want to go try and be exclusive with her? Have you two actually done anything together besides have sex? From what you've said, it doesn't seem like a good idea to try and make that into a real relationship. Trust me, I've been in similar spots.
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>tfw the girl you're attracted to is a complete degenerate
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>>25620076
>and by extension admitting to being attracted to degeneracy
please spend some time on /pol/ for some healthy re-education
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>tfw the girl you're attracted to lives on another continent
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>>25616724
>tfw the girl you're attracted to is still in party mode

Bout to drop this bitch. I can't be going to the bar 3 times a week, and smoke beforehand, AND drink even more once the bars are closed.
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>>25620076
How is that a bad thing? That would imply she is ready for all sorts of kinky sexy stuff with you. IF she is attracted to you... oh, I think I see the problem.
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>>25619996

She looks like a slut, has no female friends, has tattoos, does drugs (to be fair so do I and this is how we became friends), uses a vape constantly, blond hair with extensions, fake tits, is 29.5 (I'm 28 so whatever), raised by single mom, addicted to Adderall (spends hundreds per month to buy pills even though she's on a massive prescription herself), takes an ambien every night to sleep, told me she wants to get married and have kids but she's sure a marriage won't last and plans to divorce. All that said we're both in an advanced academic situation so she's not dumb and when she's over we are hanging out just talking and drinking wine for the whole time we're not fucking, we have a really good time and I make her laugh a lot. Also I have trouble getting an erection sometimes (never have with other girls, don't have an issue with porn, I think I need to cut back actually) partly because I think she's so out of my league and I get nervous. Yet she's continued to see me which I think is pretty awesome. Part of that may also be that she acts sort of removed and unemotional. She hates kissing and really just wants sex. I'm very good at oral and she still barely let's me, always saying she'd just rather fuck. I think I honestly need more love and foreplay to get into the mood. She is a good fuck for sure, great body and gets into it but she avoids eye contact and shit, she said that she does that because it's a holdover from when she 'used to have a lot of one night stands'. That said she dated one guy for 9 years, he used steroids and they went around selling drugs and using counterfeit money. She has piercings. Guys what the fuck I'm in way over my head here. We do go out once on a while, to bars or clubs. One of the best nights was at a rave and I went around asking people and got us MDMA. We rolled hard and then had amazing sex for hours and hours. One time a random drunk girl on the street said 'you're way hotter than him' to us lmfao.
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>crush on a girl
>get close enough
>she tells you how many Chads she has fucked, how many times she has swallowed and how many times she has had sex with other people in the room
>"now tell me your crazy sex stories anon tehee"

WOMEN NOT EVEN ONCE
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>>25620474
Wow I've actually been in a really similar situation with the same type of girl. We eventually dated for a little while and she broke up with me when she got bored. Sex on MDMA is the best though.
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>tfw girl doesn't want to get serious unless you want to go to church or marry her
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>>25620483
>not telling some makeshift history you prepared beforehand
>not making she feel horny for talking about sex and fucking her
You will never stop being a virgin
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>>25619254

I'm talking banging any males in the vicinity without a second thought kind of slut.
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>>25616724
Good, I planned it this way. She will fuck me easier and then I can drop her because she's a modern western woman. Why would I want to stay in a committed relationship with a modern western woman lmao? Just fuck them and drop them
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>>25622270
>implying you're not a kissless virgin
>implying you won't die a kissless virgin
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> tfw the girl you're attracted to is married
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>>25620474
Kek that was a good read. Just keep having fun with the bitch.
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>>25622585
>tfw the girl that's attracted to you is married
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even sluts wouldn't think of touching me
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>tfw the girl you like says "HAPPY NEW YEAR BUD", but not you
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