>be me >asexual and lesbian Be honest how fucked am I

>>25616310
Not fucked at all, which sounds like your problem

>>25616310
You forgot attention whore.

>asexual and lesbian
I'm a vegan who eats meat :)

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>>25616372
If I wanted guys attention I wouldn't be a lesbian you fuckwit

>>25616310
Asexual: Just fucking call yourself a girl

Lesbian: depends on how you look

>be male
>be asexual
>girls find you handsome, funny, smart, good with money
>Girls think I have a decent body and a good choice to settle down with
>girls want the D about twice a day from me
>get fuckin dropped when they find out i don't want the V

Don't worry OP, you're a female (allegedly), you still have it easy.

>>25616421
I put on 3 kilos of chemical powder every morning for myself :^)

>>25616403
That's a terrible comparison just because I feel no sexual attraction does not mean I don't look for someone for emotional companionship I want to find someone to spend my life with just like most lonely robots

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>>25616421
>lesbian
>uses the label "asexual"
>likes steven universe
fuck off, just say you don't want to have sex you dumb cunt

>>25616310
You have no right to be lesbian you fucking bitch

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>>25616479
Not that easy you can't just be with someone that has sexual attraction then start leading them on by saying "not tonight" that's not fair for both parties.

Also sorry you feel the need to chimp out over a cartoon senpai.

>>25616483
Oh look I'm being a lesbian sorry to disappoint you anon? Lol

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>>25616326
I found this really funny but I can't say kek.
10/10 would snort weirdly again

>>25616310
Followup question OP

do you ever masturbate?

An edgy 14 year old.

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>>25616641
Sure I have tried when I was younger like most people but it just never did anything for me I've even tried while thinking of females (at the time I thought I was just a lesbian)

>>25616473
So you want a friend dipshit

>>25616680
Not really I'm 23 going on 24 this year.

>>25616720
its a good thing "asexual people" are being told to embrace it, the less defective genes the better

>>25616707
No because friends are only temporary they will end up finding boyfriends of Their own or getting married and moving on I want someone that won't leave me

>>25616707
This

Oh look at me I'm such a special snowflake

Go to tumblr fucking roastie

Aren't all lesbians pretty much asexual?

In your case you don't have to wait for Lesbian Bed Death to take over

Wait... How are you asexual and lesbian at the same time?

>>25616767
That's one way of looking at it and to be honest I'm okay with that although I would not mind adopting someday when I'm older

>>25616800
Because I'm attracted to females I feel like I can relate more and I've always felt safe in female company just because I can't be sexually attracted does not mean I can't love

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>>25616310
>Be honest how fucked am I
Not fucked at all. There's a huge community of weirdos like you

>>25616310
there is no such thing as being asexual. Unless you are missing a big chunk of your brain. You just have never discovered your sexuality.

>>25616780
>being a rostie
>never had sex
Okay

>>25616839
I'd like to know where if you don't mind

>>25616579
Get the computer you bitch, it was invented by men. Everything you enjoy was created by men. You would be living in the mud eating bugs if it wasn't for men creating the world you see today. And yet you think youre too good for men? Dumb bitch.

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>>25616310
>asexual and lesbian

>>25616909
Get off*

>>25616882
Are you actually retarded?
Look at his picture fat cunt.

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>>25616931
>be on 4chan
>dont know how chin work

mfw when all took the bait

>>25616984
>be on 4chan
>say something dumb
>get called dumb
>le trole xD
You're just further proving my point, stay mad fat slimeball.

>>25616770
I'd call that something closer to a friend.

That said, I always valued friendship more highly than relationships anyway. You can share a house with someone and be very close while still just being friends as opposed to in a relationship.

>>25616858
Eh, if you go for 'descriptive not prescriptive' you can call yourself asexual if you're content with fapping (because in practical terms, to another human being you're not interested in fucking them. it's easier to say 'he's asexual' than 'he's in a relationship with mrs. hands')

>>25616909
Alright but why are you making it out to seem like just because I'm lesbian I automatically hate anyone that's the opposite sex? Come on this isn't tumblr

>>25617026
You must be too autistic to know he isnt OP you fucking otaku

>>25616310
Will you be my gf? I don't care if your mentally ill.

>>25617138
sorry I'm gay

>>25616837
Sexualities denote sexual attraction. Lesbians are girls who are sexually attracted to other girls. You are "asexual" so you aren't a lesbian. You're just romantically interested in women

>>25617101
Its just really rude of you.

There are probably thousands of dumb bitches in your area pretending to be the same kind of sparkly snowflake.
When you both come to your senses, maybe you can even go husband hunting and dress shopping together.

>>25617208
I don't want a husband But I guess it's the thought that counts

>>25617162
But i said i didn't care if you're mentally ill.

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>>25616310
>Asexual and lesbian
>>25616473
>"Lesbian" that only seeks other women for "emotional companionship"

Just because you don't prefer men for "emotional companionship" doesn't mean you're a lesbian. Jesus Christ, what is it with people nowadays? You feel the need to label every little thing about yourself for what? So people will realize what a special snowflake you are? I don't think you're a lesbian, you're just an asexual and a very confused tumblrette at best.

Good luck finding other REAL lesbians to be your emotional partners.

>>25617247
I should have read the thread and seen you're a troll pretending to be a retarded girl.
I might actually prefer the real McCoy, it'd be interesting to see what all the tumblr wackadoos actually do in a discussion.

>>25617259
Oh boy, I am laffin

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>>25616310
fat cunt gtfo

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>asexual lesbian

>>25616310
>asexual
>lesbian
Pick one you fucking attention whore
Now leave my board roastie

>>25617264
Underrated post desu
fuck the robot

>>25616403
I think she meant to say she doesnt want sex but likes romantic relationship with women.

>>25618159
Sexless relationship with women doesn't mean your an asexual lesbian. People who use all these words are so retarded they don't even know what they mean. And instead of just saying what they mean, they make up new words that no one else knows what they mean. Like demisexual. This wasn't an issue before there got to be retarded faggot clubs online.

>>25616310
Not gonna lie, your odds aren't that good, at least relative to sexual couples. However, I highly doubt that there's no one you're compatible with. Try hanging around communities where asexual and lesbian people tend to gather. Try online dating. Basically just do things to increase your odds of finding someone you click with.

>>25616310
>Be honest how fucked am I

White middle class college girl that will eventually grow out of her tumblr phase, marry a white middle class male but still want to feel like being an oppressed minority.

>>25617336
pls be my mentally ill gf

>>25616310
theres still time to change

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>>25616310
>asexual and [sexual orientation]

>>25616909
Dat salt

>>25617264
best post I've seen in a while

>asexual
> lesbian

Choose one

>>25619669
Nothing i said was wrong. Without men theres no civilization