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who /declares war on normalfags/ here robots ?
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who /declares war on normalfags/ here robots ?
>key cars parked outside grocery store while nighttime grocery shopping
>key cars left by parks near me at night
>key cars near apartments at night
>leave chewed gum in public seats
>piss on toilet paper in public bathrooms
>use counterfeit money ordered from dark net to buy from small businesses, garage sales and door to door sellers
>shoplift often
>slip chewed gum through cracked car windows and onto seats
>lie to local churches about needing food monthly and get free stuff
>leave out poisoned meat for neighbors' pets
>steal mail and packages from neighbors
>order delivery pizza to random addresses from google maps at least twice a day
>catch name from wagecukc at subway and call in requesting manager to file a false complaint
>always fat shame from fake facebook account while pretending to be chad
>honk at 2 am down random neighborhoods while speeding
>keep an eye on chad facebooks to report normie parties
>always file false claims on ebay to get refunds
>always talk down on retail wagecukcs
>always spit on unattended food at fast food joints and starbucks coffee
>give counterfeit 20s to homeless people and beggars to see them get arrested
this is for giving a smart ass reply every time you get told to leave /r9k/. "deal with it neet xDD were here to stay!"
fuck off. you have no reason to stay here. if you think you can feel good, think again. i am here to make your wageslave, roastie-filled life worse. i urge all other robots to join me. start off by pissing on public toilet paper and keying cars during nightwalks. make those normalfags think twice before giving "witty" replies
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>>25616279

You are telling me shit i do already, isnt it normal to do that? The normies should be afraid of us, they think they are superior when in fact they are just brainwashed wageslave
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I assumed these things were done by large numbers of random assholes. It turns out all these nuisances are caused by one robot waging jihad on normies. Thanks for enlightening us OP.
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>tfw no passive-aggressive beta-warrior bf who would let you join in with his mischief

why even live
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>>25616279
Nice pasta m9
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>>25616279
Beautiful
Do you wear the baklava as well?
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>drive into parking lot at like 9.30 in the morning
>go into the lab for the day
>leave early, around 2 pm
>get to car, notice the right hand mirror has been COMPLETELY destroyed
>get closer, the passenger's side door has been completely obliterated and the handle is gone, huge dent on the right and scratches everywhere
>looked like someone raged pretty hard
>no one left a note
>feel like shit and have to drive around with an embarrassing dent until I gather up the funds to fix it

I hate you 2bh opie
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>>25616279
If this isn't b8 I'm fine with all those but you're taking it to a new low poisoning pets. They don't deserve it. Also I hope you're verifying they are normies first
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>>25616279
I wish i was alpha enough to do this. But i'm so much of a beta just the idea of it gets me scared.
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>>25616514
Another blogpost brought to you by mystery
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>>25616514
Wow! Good post whore!
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Thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl2NKZtl07c
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>>25616514
AYY LMAO
keep up the good work OP
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>>25616600
>>25616633
(You) replied, desu. It's what keeps me going!
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>>25616279
MFW reading this post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-sYTAHtzXM
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>>25616341
You guys are so lost
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>>25616279
Just kill yourself, oh wait you can't even succeed at that
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>>25616279
So you're an even bigger asshat than the average 4chan user. Congrats, not only are you going to be alone with no gf for the rest of your life, but now I know that you in particular actually deserve it
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>>25616279
>not targetting specific normals you hate
You could be fucking up a fellow bots day. Shame on you.
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>>25616493
Balaclava*

Baklava is a food.
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Tfw stealing "slow down children at play" signs
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One time a robot declared war on me and I blew him the fuck out my having some niggers rape his mom and sisters.
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>>25616279
You robots are such morons.
Do you honestly believe this is an effective method at getting back at "le normiesss!!! XDD"? By targeting random people? As if you're somehow a victim?
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me in most scenarios
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>>25617735
One time a loser declared war on me and literally nothing happened....
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nope still coming here and still gonna report to my gf how silly you all are and then fuck her and revel in my nice normal life filled with friends. Lol keep pissing on toilet seats or whatever dude
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>>25617836
>>25617836
this honestly famfamfam
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>>25616279
>catch name from wagecukc at subway and call in requesting manager to file a false complaint
NOT THE SANDWICH ARTISTS

TOO FAR
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>>25616514
You deserve it alien.
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>>25617670
Implying there is honor amongst robots

guys should we tell it?
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>>25616514
>almost call OP a dick
>realize he may have made the life of a tripfag worse
>instantly feel better about it
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>>25618656
Uh oh retard, you are getting "robot" confused with "edgy faggot". Nobody, for a moment, thinks OP actually does this shit. He probably saw Fight Club for the first time last night and had a fantasy about being powerful.
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>>25616279
>another cringey robot fantasy roleplaying post
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