Fuck the new Janitors edition
Post the two-dimensional animated fictional character with whom you are in love
tfw starting to see physical signs of age... Just end it all now lads
lads today all i've had to eat it is six walkers crisps. tempted to order a pizza but worried because of the crisps that means way too much fat
should I just leave the pizza for tomorrow? not going to eat anything else today.
Reminder for all you Rasheeds out there
Anyone else? Some other anons mentioned it the other night.
Yeah, daily reminder that this is the height of loneliness for women.
>tfw want to try my chance at lottery but don't want to go out or put 10bong in online
Nice one, you have served the community well, 'based farage' would be proud, don't forget to tip your fedora on your way out mate
>unironically cucked into using the word cuck
Yeah maybe come back when you have an original thought in your head pal
More checking and at least half of these emails are wrong, haven't yet found a correct one, though through additional work I have collected some correct emails
That explains the poor results
>there are people in this thread who don't shower everyday
>Working for an accountancy firm the size of Hall Morrice means that I am dealing with a wide range of different clients and industries on a regular basis - so no two days are ever the same.
>At the moment I am mainly involved in the preparation of a variety of our clients VAT returns and the day-to-day processing and record keeping of one of our larger clients.
She does admin busywork
A lot of these people clearly have first name-last name email addresses but with some special character thrown in the middle that aren't . _ or -
No, especially not her
She was in the Polish girls friend group though
>tfw don't care about European migrants
>tfw quite happy about being in the EU
>tfw not racist, don't care what colour you are
>tfw want the muslims out because its a shitty backwards ideology that is incompatible with western values.
>tfw think that the lack of any kind of strong positive identity for ourselves and our children is extremely harmful.
>tfw think that political correctness has, literally, gone mad at this point
>tfw no political entity that represents my views
>>At the moment I am mainly involved in the preparation of a variety of our clients VAT returns and the day-to-day processing and record keeping of one of our larger clients.
How do people work in jobs like these without killing themselves? I could probably manage one hour of "processing VAT documentation" before I just walked to the roof of the office and jumped off.
Poleaboos friend doesn't want to get involved in Poleaboos mess, he sympathises with his position but not his actions
Get a bit impulsive and lazy, resulting in them getting deleted, built one up for almost a year before it got shot, I knew it was coming too
Poleaboo would like a job like that
>Going shopping with Mommy
I'm pretty sure a lot of people fill this way mate, and even though as you say you literally don't care about where people are from or what colour they are you just don't like the oppressiveness of Islam, you will still be called racist.
>he's walking slightly behind her
>As they hold hands her palm is facing down and in front (dominant), his palm is up (submissive)
Even without the height difference you can see that he enjoys her strapon. And that's fine, if you're into that kind of thing.
Should I wait till I can go on access course later in the year, or just try and get an apprenticeship? Finally getting to the point where I just have to sort myself out or just kill myself.
Actually its 7.3bn euros (5.5bn bongpounds) that we contribute, 0.4% of our GDP. Haivng access to a 16.6 trillion euro single-market vastly outweighs that cost.
Also I quite like that I can just fuck off and live and work in any other European country if I feel like i, or I can start a business and buy/sell in any of those countries.
I went to live in Spain for a while, trying to find a software developer job in Gibraltar. There's a lot of financial and gambling comanies based in Gibraltar due to its tax status. Gib itself is ridiculously expensive, but living over the border on Costa Del Sol is ridiculously cheap. You just have to cross the border every day to go to work.
I recommend making better use of the EU if you're concerned about the cost.
>Becoming obsessed with JAD
Work experience is king these days because every dickhead has a shitty degree. Unless its a vocational degree that you absolutely have to have in order to get the job you want, just do work.
>muh dick when rolling stone
>muh dick when back dimples.
I used to enjoy Graphic Design, but it's become so saturated in recent years that it's hard to break into. I don't really care anymore, I just want a job that isn't too shit and makes me okay money so I can at least have something to do.
>10-15 facebook users
>only able to guess 2 of their emails
Say a bitch has 500 friends, that's 80 emails which isn't bad and definitely bolstered by the possible fact that my phishing emails have a supposed success rate of 100%
Not sure if I should have gone for the dominos lads, too late to back out now
Not a NEET but when I order it lasts me 2 days, plus they probably use mummy and daddy's money.
Can you just straight transfer onto it? I would have thought you would need to install it onto the SSD, then choose to boot from the SSD and delete it from your HDD. I'm no expert. Google is.
>he still talks to his ex
You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (3.67% content).
i thought this was a meme
What is this meme? I keep seeing it posted but I don't understand it. You are trying to get girls email addresses? Why? No one uses fucking email anymore. That's literally the most autistic way to pick up women I can imagine.
>mfw eatng fish and chips mummy brought me in bed
I'm a comfy fat boy
Read her PMs
He used to get a lot of hits coming to his blog via facebook, reading the victim statements also made him aware discussion concerning him were taking place on there.
Also general stalker stuff
got rejected by my crush of 3 months today lads, I don't know whether to do a shit or run a marathon
>I don't know whether to do a shit or run a marathon
Why not both?
wait seriously? I think so too actually, I do think there was a time she was into me, where she started the conversations, lots of kind of flirting, saying I looked nice and everything that sort of thing. Did I fuck up?
I'm gonna win the lottery tonight lads, and I'm going to invest my new fortune in the advancement of virtual gf's
>tfw 2 is already dead
>tfw no large servers
Just got my hair cut for the first time in like 10 months
lmao what were you saying mate?
I was doing that in the bathroom earlier because I thought no one was home then my mum shouted at me from downstairs. I don't know if she heard me or not.
>only friend has managed to get himself a gf after that new years party we went to when I spent the entire evening talking to no one
It's over lads
>working on computer so it can play games like KF2 smoothly
>KF1 is dead
>KF2 is laggy as fuck on laptop
Gears of War 3 maybe?
Probably dead online though 2bh
>inb4 PC mater race
>top of the range gaymen pc
>only play xcom, prison architect and company of heroes
Just had a Muslim family move in down the road, went over to have a chat with them and they're really nice people. Just got to England and they are looking for work now. They invited me in and make me some kind of Arab tea, I'm not sure what they called it exactly. I don't know what you lot are so paranoid about though. They had two sons as well who were really nice lads so I've left my wife's daughter over there to play with them as there's not really any other kids in this neighbourhood for her to play with. Will pick her up later.
I am all for taking some more refugees if they are like this lot.
Word cloud for this thread.
We sure do talk about Poleaboo a lot.
Fuck I'm so bored desu
>build 1500 quid gaming pc last year
>finally can play newer games
>all new games are shit
>go back and play 2012 and earlier games like I was before new pc
Thought mgsv would be different but even that was a let down. JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP.
Totally different crew tonight. Bunch of loser autists. Proper pathetic.
Had a good chat with some lads last night about what they were drinking and smoking.
Not just the weed desu, it's the weed combined with the vault boy toy. Currently the most normie game around. Most normie drug combined with most normie game is going to trigger people here.
>fuck off, we want to be sad, loser, piece of shit in piece without people reminding us about fun
What a sad, sad life.
I got the toy in a Lootcrate for those going crazy about me being a normie.
>smoking weed makes you a degenerate
>this is what autists actually believe
I have a decent job, good friends, a social life and quite enjoy my life desu.
Now compare that to: NEET, no friends, lives with mummy and daddy who do everything for them, never leaves the house, has no skills and all-round failure.
Who's the real degenerate here?
regret binging those crisps lads. i can't sleep and now i have this weird combination of hunger and a stomach ache.
please jesus make tomorrow come quickly.
I basically look like pic related.
Y-you wouldn't want to run away with me
(on an unrelated note this was the high point of the series)
Really cute senpai. I kind of hope he does now.
Arma2/3 and its survival mods are the comfiest survival shooters.
>tfw peacefully hiking across open country in search of supplies.
>tfw quietly observing a battle from a distant vantage point as dusk falls
What's the difference between gondola and spurdo?
>Now compare that to: NEET, no friends, lives with mummy and daddy who do everything for them, never leaves the house, has no skills and all-round failure.
I do this and I smoke weed.
I used to put it in my backpack on my way home from work.
Two reasons: easier to carry, and I had to walk in the opposite direction to home to go to McDonalds, so would have to pass by the office again on my way back, and someone might see me with arms full of chicken nuggets and shame.
Carry home which is a 10 minute walk, you need a car to use a drive through.
The order I want would be multiple bags though, which would be hard to carry along with a drink.
Nope, that's bullshit. Look at politicians who feel a certain way, they still defend themselves. Don't be fucking stupid.
I'm ill if you must know.
Nah, maybe couple times a week. How often do you stuff your disgusting face with takeaway and other junk and how long do you sit at the computer?
>Carry home which is a 10 minute walk, you need a car to use a drive through.
1. Why are you going to McDonalds to order so much food it won't fit in the brown bag they provide, just to eat it at home (presumably alone)?
2. Get a fucking car.
>1. Why are you going to McDonalds to order so much food it won't fit in the brown bag they provide, just to eat it at home (presumably alone)?
I'm guessing because he is hungry and wants McDonalds?
Just because people aren't fat doesn't mean they're twigs.
>tfw jogged 6.75 miles last night without stopping
It was my best run ever and I listened to a great rinse fm set the whole time, it was fantastic. A few months ago I could barely run a mile without stopping, but I kept doing long run/walks and interval training with the runkeeper app and now I'm much better! I'm sore and I have blisters on my feet and it feels great!
Thinking about looking for a part time job boys maybe 16 hours a week or something just to cover my weekly booze bill and make it seem as if I am trying in life. What you think? Or would this be seen as a betrayal of the NEETlifestyle? Anyone got any tips for places that will employ me for just 16 hours a week?
My last two jobs I started out at 10 hours and 25 hours respectively but I'm so good at everything that by two weeks into each I was doing 40 plus hours a week.
Civil service has an obligation to let you do jobs part time as well as full time, so as not to discriminate against working mothers and the retarded.
A lot of places will pay really well for glorified office-based shelf stackers
>tfw no sweets in the house
I'm really fancying some haribos now, lads.
What's dolelyf like these days, anyway?
I've been working for like 16 months now, and haven't been to the Jobcentre in like 2 years.
Getting nostalgic for it at this point. The good old days.
Who /cantstandthismemewhereyouputasentencewithoutanyspacesinbetweentwoslashesasifitsageneralbutitsnotreallyandittakesyouafewsecondstoparsewhatthisfuckingretardissayingsomostofthetimeyourelikeohfuckitthisisr9ksoitprobablyisntworthreadinganywayilljustskipthispost/ here?
>''I can eat an entire pizza in one go and still have room for more''
>''I'm really good at disguising my crying as yawning''
>''I can instantly make anyone uncomfortable by looking at them''
Might need to move to that London in September.
How do I avoid being killed by all the darkies, and where the fuck am I supposed to live when a single room in a plebby shared house costs twice what my massive flat does now?
Why the fuck is 100% oj full of so many no fun allowed nazis? Can't even throw some banter at anyone.
Someone recommended me a comfy multiplayer game.
Fear of death quickly goes away once you get used to seeing minorities all the time. As long as you're not a retard walking through dark ally ways at night or screaming allahu ackbar with a pic of mohammed on your shirt you'll be fine.
As for rent, hopefully your job pays more because it's Lodnon based and it'll relatively balance out. Otherwise flatshare and deal with it
the violence is exaggerated, the only people who get killed are gang members themselves. also you cant live anywhere in london unless your earning atleast 3k a month. anything below and I wouldnt bother as travel, groceries etc etc is all 1.5x more than the rest of the country too.
You guys seen that shit between that youtuber Keemstar and the old guy?
>has said multiple times that he doesn't care about his fans 1 bit and only wants them for money
>has said he doesn't care if they get cancer
>sees an old guy on Twitch who looks somewhat like another guy who is a sex offender
>puts a video on youtube saying its him and basically telling his fans to attack him
>old guy is streaming
>hundreds of messages telling him to die and to kill himself amongst other bad shit
>poor old guy breaks down and cries on camera
Fuck dude, this put me on a downer. Poor old guy is supposedly really, really nice too.
Think I'm going to have myself a kebab tonight lads
How do I reconcile my liking of kebabs for my dislike of muslims?
It's just a 6-month secondment my current job wants to send me on to get trained up as part of a new role, where I'd come back afterwards. No payrise, but I'd get a London expenses allowance, which only translates to around another 250 in my pocket each month. I'd be going from taking home just shy of 1800 to taking home around 2000, which is plenty up North, but fuck all in London.
Are they paying your travel costs since they're the ones forcing you to come?
If so buy a 6 month travelcard on their account and live out in the edges of Greater London, where the prices are more reasonable and there's lots of countryside around
Sjw's and Muslims at uni's and on channel 4 want to "dispel exaggerated myths and hysteria" about how sharia law actually is in everyday life so they're trying to get gullible gentile youths to follow sharia for a week so they'll see its not actually so bad and overcome their prejuidices ingained in them by British society
>thinking that its stupid to dislike islam
Please stop killing my country.
>i am half turkish and not a muslim and i love kebab
Oh yeah, like I said, he literally said he doesn't care if his fans get cancer and that he fucking hates them ON CAMERA. The thing is though, his fans are so fucking stupid and delusional that they stick with him.
Now imagine hundreds of the nastiest of those little turds verbally attacking a 62 year old really nice man for no reason and making him cry.
>following the laws made by a shifty lunatic pretending to have been spoken to by an angel
These fuckers need to go back to the third world, they're too fucking stupid to be here if they seriously believe that garbage.
I saw the video of the old guy crying. Got to me desu.
Didn't know what the story behind it was though till now.
No, I'm a chump with a location flexible contract.
I'm fighting them as they only moved me before about 4 months ago and I'm stuck in a 12 month let where I am now. They're not giving me a solid answer on whether they're going to keep me where I am, or pay all my break costs to move me.
Doing my nut in.
Just locked myself in my flat's Netherzone. Went to answer the front door for my pizza but forgot my keys and the door to my flat blew closed.
Thank fuck I had my phone in my pocket. Sat on the stairs waiting for my landlady now.
This is the third time this has happened. She fucking hates me.
Me three lads, it'll be good to learn a bit about both myself and Islam. My wife and I are going to the mosque down the street so they can help us do the week correctly, one of her uni classmates invited us since that's the one where he worships. Tbh I'm nervous but quite excited, I think it will be an interesting and helpful expirience.
This is different they usually do it to SJW's, wannabees, anyone who is different, like gays and blacks and kids but this is just a poor old guy. He didn't even try to fight them or answer back.
He just cried. :(
One of my friends used to watch his videos, not sure what they were about probably halo 3 it was that time era, after a while my friend said he turned to shit
I hate all videogame youtubers, except the ones that post game play throughs without commentary
grinded halo 5 all day today
had a lot fun 2bh
ranked in the top 1% in the pro playlist now
was literally playing with a pro and 2 semi's against pros
shame its too late to for me to get a team together for finals, ah well
>not playing competitive
i dont get it, warzones the same thing over and over again
i know you could say the same of arena even with the different gametypes/maps but at least you rank up and down in it
>Playing bamham Arkham knight
>Harley quinn dlc with her classic costume.
Well we'll see! I've always had an affinity for Islam but the newspapers and society are so biased against it I've been afraid to let anyone know that I have an interest in it. British society is so uptight and stuffy and boring and all the Muslims I see at school and on TV seem really cool and open, I'm really looking forward to this week.
>cucking yourself with ranks in a video game
Why would you want to do this? I play a few games with ranks, I have never felt the need to give a shit about it. I play CS:GO and exclusively play Arms Race or Casual.
Taking pride in a video game is just not healthy.
I hate when the delivering guy stands just outside of oru doorstep so you have to take a step outside.
I Already paid, what are you afriad of let me just grab the pizza from inside my house.
I prefer PvE currently, I no lifed destiny for too long.
I'm pretty good at swat and normal slayer i just can't be arsed. Custom games are good, pic related is my service record from halo 3
because i only play games i'm good at and it feels good to be in the top 1% in them
casual/single player gaming is literally for casuals and thats fine, i'm just autistically competitive i guess
i miss playing customs actually
whats your gt? wouldnt mind getting an invite next time you're playing them
>tfw we'll never get a multiplayer like halo 3 again
Fuck halo 4, fuck 5. Fuck you for playing them.
If you quit you can't. plus if you have been out of the country for a length of time I think maybe 3 months you have to have been in the country for like 3 months again continuously to claim
>Brother visiting with his gf
>reminding me what a pathetic failure I am as a human
not even NEET or anything but the way they happily chatter with my parents shows me that I am not respected as a man. They were talking about their normie holiday to Croatia and I tried to interject by saying an anecdote about how much Croatia has changed since Yugoslavia fell and they just looked at me.
cheers. it was all within the UK, want to move back from scotland to england. just wanted to know if there was any way cos i've moved a big distance for work and it's not working out.
>i'm just autistically competitive i guess
Take up a sport then.
Its not school were your pedo PE teacher forces you to run around on the cold school field playing a sport that you don't give a shit about.
Pick a sport, go play it, get fit while being competitive.
164 hours put into it so far and it's not getting boring, easy to jump into but exceptionally hard to master. I wouldn't even say I'm anything more than just an above average player, obviously others master things in less time and more easily but it's still a really challenging game, though as >>25619904 said sometimes you can get proper retards on your team which makes things as fun as ramming your head onto a nail.
had sex with a tall, old roastie yesterday lads
She was like 6'6" and 55 years old
didn't really want to go down on her but she forced me to do it anyways by basically jumping on my face -.-
You know what to do normie
anyone got the new series of take me out on?
I get pretty annoyed how attractive the guys are and how shitty most of the girls are and then they still say they don't like the guys for some ridiculous reason
>but she forced me to do it anyways by basically jumping on my face
6'6 and that old. Fuck, I'm glad for you lad but that's WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too big for me.
Anything over my height of 6ft is a no no.
I don't get why people have these cameras in their home. You see that shit on /b/ with people fucking and stuff.
Why would you want someone invading your privacy 24/7.
Or is it some sort of unsecured personal cam that they have set up in case they get robbed.
You know what I wish I had. 1 really, really good friend. I've had plenty of friends but I've never had like a super best friend who is more like my brother than a friend.
I want that. I'll trade all my current friends for that 1 friend.
inb4 normie ree
>chav neighbour comes home and straight away starts listening to DJ Bass Drum full blast
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVSSSSSSSSSS OOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I have a friend like that. Known him since highschool. I was best man at his wedding.
It comes with time, you just have to let your new friends become old friends.
Manlet yes by the standards of those two, virgin no. Come on, a 6'6 55 year old woman, her posture must be shit, she'll have been wrinkly and old, and the dude must have been quite robotic to be that desperate.
Ugh, that's a good point, probably a bad idea actually.
I wonder how many weeks it's going to be on for, I want to see it at the last possible moment really.
Joke's on you, I'm technically underweight.
It's fine, I'll bring my dakimakura.
Nah mate I live in a council estate so shit we don't even have shops lol. I have to walk about a mile to the next estate over for anything.
Fuck it I'm going to try to build some motivation and go or else I'll regret it otherwise.
you feel more connected to them because unlike with teenagers they are able to.. have a fucking normal talk with you (I'm 23 years old)
but to be honest, I'd prefer a girl in her 20s. 20s>teens>55 year olds
it was still better than wanking though. it was sort of different, hard to explain
Not enough evidence sherlock. Prove that I am the only person ITT who doesn't capitalize and doesn't punctuate.
I used to work at the local cinema and it was the rule on Saturday & Sunday Mornings because it is mainly families going so it makes the seating arrangements a pain if you have individuals splitting up rows, if that makes sense?
>Why do you need motivation to do that? Are you tired or high?
What are you on about? How does it not take motivation? You literally have to get up, stop being comfy, put clothes on then walk.
>You're not denying it, stretch.
because unlike you I'm not retarded and know that I can't prove who posted it and who not.
You're also definitely jelly even though you're gonna say you ain't.
That's bullshit. I can just imagine so lonely robot building the courage the go out one saturday morning to watch a film he's wanted to see for ages.
He has no one to go with and this is a big deal for him to build up the motivation. Then BOOM, some stacy tells him "sorry luv, no singles on weekend mornings". The embarrassment, I'm cringing just thinking about it.
Fuck you cinemas.
Alright lads, you got me. I should just go to bed I guess.
It would be rare someone would actually come in on their own to see it tbf. Usually we would just offer them another time slow in the afternoon but if the film wasn't sold out we would wait until the film had started just to make sure there would be seats then take them in and find them an empty seat if they desperately wanted to go to that viewing.
sounds like you got raped to be honest
> we would wait until the film had started just to make sure there would be seats then take them in and find them an empty seat if they desperately wanted to go to that viewing.
>robot is escorted in by two cinema staff members
>only free seat is in the centre of the middle row
I would have liked to play with you guys but no XBL, plus my xbox has been buried under my bed for a while
>tfw dropped from 510 to 380 in a day in 3v3 solo
I got real shit real quick
>Mum asks me to make her a hot chocolate
>Tells me to use water instead of milk
>Water in hot chocolate
No wonder I'm so fucked up.
top cat, would stroke and rub nose