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Fuck the new Janitors edition
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NO /POL/TARDS ALLOWED
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>>25615122

It was probably because the thread soured and everyone started arguing

>>25615150

Why must you start it again?
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>>25615157
>Why must you start it again?

Someone was gonna
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>>25615122
Learn you use photoshop you massive twat.
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Remember no bullying me the mixed race gay lad ;____;
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UNIFAGS out
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Post the two-dimensional animated fictional character with whom you are in love
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>>25615173
It's a repost of the work in progress because the thread was deleted, you sweaty micropenis
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praise comrade jezza
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>>25615122
I think it was cus of the guy relentlessly posting BBCs
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>>25615206
Jezza > Captain Slow > (He's not even a real) Hamster > Corbyn
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>>25615157
What were they arguing about?
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>>25615211
He does that every day
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>>25615157
I mean, OP already started it by insulting staff. This thread won't last for 20 minutes at this point.
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>>25615211
There were only 4 pics
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>>25615193
here is mine, for future reference
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Glad the last one was deleted desu.
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tfw starting to see physical signs of age... Just end it all now lads
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>>25615231
Why don't you like Corbyn?
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>>25615193

Badly drawn fanart of waifu.
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>>25615193
Here's my waifu tbqhwyf~
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>>25615304
Because he's an edgy newfag

/britfeel/ - Green/Labour
/brit/ - Conservatives
/britpol/ - UKIP/BNP variants
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I am become /pol/
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>>25615341
t. Rasheed al Ahmood Mehmet bin Mahamed
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/southeast/ here
i haven't killed myself yet because i'm scared of death
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>>25615341
BNP are officially kill now, lost their status as a recognised party.

We Nazi Germany now.
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>>25615341

kek no, /britfeel/ is UKIP.
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>>25615400
You forgot a Mohammed
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>>25615452
kek no, dumbshit, /britfeel/ is a NEET thread
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lads today all i've had to eat it is six walkers crisps. tempted to order a pizza but worried because of the crisps that means way too much fat

should I just leave the pizza for tomorrow? not going to eat anything else today.
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>>25615341
>>25615452

Strangely enough, there are people of all political leanings on here and probably the other boards as well.
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Reminder for all you Rasheeds out there
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>watch this
>feel feels

Anyone else? Some other anons mentioned it the other night.
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>>25615472
dank /pol/ meme bro
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>>25615462

So what? I am NEET and vote UKIP.

Muh bennies is not the primary motivation for everyone, there are many different policies.
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>>25615499
>bro
foy
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>>25615472

>no more white east yuros
>indians instead because they want commonwealthers and Aussies and Canadians sure as fuck aren't coming here

Oh good, more browns.
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>tfw no papa johns near me
Life in the boondocks 2bh lads, just wanted a cheap takeaway, have to spend over 10bong for anything
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>>25615479
Yeah, daily reminder that this is the height of loneliness for women.
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Maybe you'll finally go back to /int/ now that your threads get removed.
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>>25615251
DOJ ISNT WHITEKNIGHTING HOLY SHIT!!!

Woah doj I'm glad, this is the first time I've seen you not being a cuck!
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>Turns out the phishing project was partially a failure because I'm not as good at guessing email addresses as I thought
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/pol/ fuck off
>muh backward radical views
>its everyone else's fault
>niggers
>pakistan
>lmao rasheed, right lads!?
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Does anyone know of an easy-to-use video editing software?

I want to use it to edit some video game videos I've got.
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>>25615122
fuck the new ones, the old ones, the paid and the unpaid, basically fuck anyone who messes with my lovely britfeel

Also fuck the captchas
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>>25615304
Because he wants to let Sand niggers into the country in waves and didn't want to bomb ISIS because he's a fucking sissy.
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>>25615593
So do you want us to become Sweden then?

C U C K
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>>25615251
fuck off you wanker, we're over quota on tripfags as it is
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Are there people besides uni students and decrepit unionists who want to relive the 70s that actually like Corbyn?
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>tfw want to try my chance at lottery but don't want to go out or put 10bong in online
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>>25615317
rather see your gravestone
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>>25615672
tripfags are much better than /pol/ shit, angryanon
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>>25615642
Nice one, you have served the community well, 'based farage' would be proud, don't forget to tip your fedora on your way out mate
>>25615666
>unironically cucked into using the word cuck
Yeah maybe come back when you have an original thought in your head pal
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>>25615680
Waste of money mate.
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>>25615518

buy burgerking 1.20quid double cheeseburgers instead.
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>>25615714
Not the specific angryanon, just hate tripfags 2bh, fucking love swearing like a motherfucker sometimes as well
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>>25615796
I don't have a BK either plus they don't deliver, there's a dominos in the town but more pricey compared to the paki pizza places
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>>25615711
Rather see you at the end of my fist you twat.
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>>25615520
>three days

Fucking amatues
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>>25615833
Tried the 50% code lad?
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Gonna win the jackpot tonight lads

already made some big plans on what to do with the cash
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STINKY PAKIS OUT
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>>25615593
>be pro Islam
>accuse others of having backwards radical views

Please tell me you see the hypocrisy here?
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>>25615849
Funny you should say that, just been wrist deep in your mother.
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More checking and at least half of these emails are wrong, haven't yet found a correct one, though through additional work I have collected some correct emails

That explains the poor results
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>>25615642
>reporting the thread

Why?
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>>25615726
Can't argue back yea yea

Well have fun with all those immigrants mate!
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the ssris just made me an asshole.
or was i always an asshole and the depression just regulated it?

i'd say i was still depressed so maybe it's not that.
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>>25615630
I use a combination of freemake video converter and camtastia studio 8 both of which are free
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>>25615465
fuck it lads, going to take a sleeping pill and go to bed now so the craving for pizza goes away. can't be ordering now after the walkers binge

good night britfeel
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>>25615860
Where can I find this code? I found some online but not in my area
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>there are people in this thread who don't shower everyday
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>>25615935
20165OFF for soton lad, might work elsewhere?
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eh, Poleaboo found one of the girls from his course

http://www.jobsinscotland.com/article/-no-two-days-are-ever-the-same-/

It's revolting how well everyone seems to be doing
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>>25615951
big up fellow soton lad, i too live in southampton
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>>25615946
I've showered twice today, once when I woke up and the other after I had a really disgusting shit.
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>>25615968
>Working for an accountancy firm the size of Hall Morrice means that I am dealing with a wide range of different clients and industries on a regular basis - so no two days are ever the same.

>At the moment I am mainly involved in the preparation of a variety of our clients VAT returns and the day-to-day processing and record keeping of one of our larger clients.

She does admin busywork
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>>25615971
I'm not there anymore 2bh, still get the texts though, used to live on carlton road, mostly used the pizzagogo, was the odd bad day when I couldn't make the 100 yard walk.
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>>25615968
I fucking shit you not I know her, we went to primary school together
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>>25616013
I'd shake your hand if I could, a shit so bad I had to shower is a great feel after you have.
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>>25616034
Friend her on facebook and scan for anything Poleaboo may be interested in

pls
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>>25615206
there are so many weasel words in that article that I think i'm going to have an aneurysm.

i don't even like corbyn, that's just a trashy article. the british press is awful.
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>>25615968
Poleaboo thinks she is attractive?
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>>25616062
facebook com/ aileen .rollo .1

do it yourself mate ;^)

Our system thinks your post is spam
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A lot of these people clearly have first name-last name email addresses but with some special character thrown in the middle that aren't . _ or -

It's infuriating

>>25616077
No, especially not her

She was in the Polish girls friend group though
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>>25616096
Poleaboo obviously can't contact her directly
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>>25616112
So use your account, poleaboo's """friend"""
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>tfw don't care about European migrants
>tfw quite happy about being in the EU
>tfw not racist, don't care what colour you are
>tfw want the muslims out because its a shitty backwards ideology that is incompatible with western values.
>tfw think that the lack of any kind of strong positive identity for ourselves and our children is extremely harmful.
>tfw think that political correctness has, literally, gone mad at this point
>tfw no political entity that represents my views
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>>25616015
>>At the moment I am mainly involved in the preparation of a variety of our clients VAT returns and the day-to-day processing and record keeping of one of our larger clients.

How do people work in jobs like these without killing themselves? I could probably manage one hour of "processing VAT documentation" before I just walked to the roof of the office and jumped off.
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>>25616112
You mean you don't have a scam facebook?
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>>25615946
Showering every day is stupid. You'd have to be a really naturally smelly person to need to shower every day.
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>>25616134
Poleaboos friend doesn't want to get involved in Poleaboos mess, he sympathises with his position but not his actions

>>25616148
Get a bit impulsive and lazy, resulting in them getting deleted, built one up for almost a year before it got shot, I knew it was coming too

>>25616143
Poleaboo would like a job like that
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>>25616143
Most of us don't have ADD and clinical depression
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>>25615951
No good for me, tried getting a meal deal with a 15off code but that's not allowed, looks like I'm ordering from allah's snack bar
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>>25615292
>Going shopping with Mommy
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>>25615968
Then fix your life if you're so jealous of others.
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>>25616141
The English Democrats bruh
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wouldbuyfortheplate/10 lads?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-L-REG-NISSAN-300ZX-TWIN-TURBO-COUPE-TARGA-TOP-/331747432749?hash=item4d3db0192d:g:tEQAAOSwIrNWFOuX
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>>25616141
I'm pretty sure a lot of people fill this way mate, and even though as you say you literally don't care about where people are from or what colour they are you just don't like the oppressiveness of Islam, you will still be called racist.
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>>25616209
>>25616141
I suggest you kill yourselves
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>>25616141
>Quite happy about paying 20 billion pounds a year to the EU

Other than that you're spot on.
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>>25616172
>Poleaboo would like a job like that
He had his chance, but fucked up. Reap what you sow.
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>>25615292
>>25616183
does anyone have pic of them in halloween costume. he was wearing a drag
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>>25616224
Why would you suggest that friendo?
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>>25616194
Why do you ask the impossible?
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>>25616183
>he's walking slightly behind her
>As they hold hands her palm is facing down and in front (dominant), his palm is up (submissive)

Even without the height difference you can see that he enjoys her strapon. And that's fine, if you're into that kind of thing.
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>>25616178

Processing paperwork though? Really?

(I mean come on it's 2016)
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>>25616240
> Reap what you sow.
And they shall
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>>25615630

Could try windows movie maker m8.

Or you know, you can actually try to learn a software like Song Vegas or Adode premier
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>>25616255
Loads of people go through from having fucked up lives and building themselves back up after falling. It's not impossible, even for you.
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>>25616168
>this is what dirty tramps say to try and justify not showering everyday
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>>25616270
The great butterknife attacks of 2016.
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>ex got fat
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>>25615251
>insulting staff
FOR FREE
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Should I wait till I can go on access course later in the year, or just try and get an apprenticeship? Finally getting to the point where I just have to sort myself out or just kill myself.
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>>25616233
Actually its 7.3bn euros (5.5bn bongpounds) that we contribute, 0.4% of our GDP. Haivng access to a 16.6 trillion euro single-market vastly outweighs that cost.

Also I quite like that I can just fuck off and live and work in any other European country if I feel like i, or I can start a business and buy/sell in any of those countries.

I went to live in Spain for a while, trying to find a software developer job in Gibraltar. There's a lot of financial and gambling comanies based in Gibraltar due to its tax status. Gib itself is ridiculously expensive, but living over the border on Costa Del Sol is ridiculously cheap. You just have to cross the border every day to go to work.

I recommend making better use of the EU if you're concerned about the cost.

>>25616224
Great argument.
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>>25616315
>having exes
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Cozy tbqh.

Playing uncharted 2 and drinking Dr Pepper.
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>>25616474
Poleaboo got Platinum trophies on all 3 Uncharted games
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>>25616494
Fuck off already you cunt.
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>Watching Seinfeld
>Becoming obsessed with JAD
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>>25616456
Try for an apprenticeship if you can't go on the access course, what you trying to get into?
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>>25616456
Work experience is king these days because every dickhead has a shitty degree. Unless its a vocational degree that you absolutely have to have in order to get the job you want, just do work.
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Just started snowing, gonna go make myself a hot chocolate and play oblivion
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>>25616513
you seen what she looks like now? milf desu
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>post yfw you aren't a paki
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>>25616513
>muh dick when rolling stone
>muh dick when back dimples.
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>>25616516
>>25616522
I used to enjoy Graphic Design, but it's become so saturated in recent years that it's hard to break into. I don't really care anymore, I just want a job that isn't too shit and makes me okay money so I can at least have something to do.
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>>25616599
Front-end web development? Its like graphic design, except you make stuff that actually works instead of making pictures of stuff that is supposed to work in theory.
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>10-15 facebook users
>only able to guess 2 of their emails

Say a bitch has 500 friends, that's 80 emails which isn't bad and definitely bolstered by the possible fact that my phishing emails have a supposed success rate of 100%
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>>25616592
hhhnnngggghhhhh
>tfw she'll never do nudes
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Not sure if I should have gone for the dominos lads, too late to back out now
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>>25616665
fuck it 2bh lad, it's a full belly on a saturday night
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>>25616665
How do you fucking neets order pizza every single day.

Bennys can't buy over 20 quid of fast food every single day.
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>>25616818
Bank of mum & dad
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>>25616553
Original comment here, do not steal
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>>25616818
Mummy money. I ain't wasting my neet money on anything but vidya.
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>>25616846
>>25616918
Why doesn't your mummy cook something and tell you to fuckoff?

She wants you to be a fat lad?
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Hey lads i just got an ssd drive how the fuck do i transfer my operating system onto it
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>ex just sent me a picture of her new dark souls shirt
>she literally couldn't beat biggie smalls
>I finished the rest of the game for her
I shouldn't be so angry but oh well
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>>25616818
Not a NEET but when I order it lasts me 2 days, plus they probably use mummy and daddy's money.

>>25616981
Can you just straight transfer onto it? I would have thought you would need to install it onto the SSD, then choose to boot from the SSD and delete it from your HDD. I'm no expert. Google is.
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>>25616973
She cooks every night except Saturday. Sat is takeaway night.
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>>25617015
>he still talks to his ex
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>>25616846
>tfw you have the most money in the household
Wish my mum would learn to control her money better
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>>25617015
>>ex
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (3.67% content).

i thought this was a meme
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>>25616650
What is this meme? I keep seeing it posted but I don't understand it. You are trying to get girls email addresses? Why? No one uses fucking email anymore. That's literally the most autistic way to pick up women I can imagine.
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>mfw eatng fish and chips mummy brought me in bed

I'm a comfy fat boy
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>>25617146
I'm jel good delivered f&c is hard to come by
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>>25617116
Its pakiboo tryna hack the chlodniks facebook innit
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>>25617146
That makes me fucking sick to think about

Your poor mum.
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hahahaha tag your mate lads
@Rob
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>>25615206
>free girlfriends for asylum seekers
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>>25617170
I don't get what he plans to do? Post a status that says 'im gay'? Message her boss calling him a cunt? Both are just minor inconveniences that can be dealt with easily.
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>>25617198
Like how the brown and black cocks outnumber the white ones.
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>>25617286
Read her PMs

He used to get a lot of hits coming to his blog via facebook, reading the victim statements also made him aware discussion concerning him were taking place on there.

Also general stalker stuff
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>>25617286
I assume he's doing it for the banter
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got rejected by my crush of 3 months today lads, I don't know whether to do a shit or run a marathon
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>>25617321
I don't see the point in reading them. What if he finds nothing but inane girl chatter?
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>>25617335
>3 months
Friendzoned, next time make your move asap. 3 months is far far too long.
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>>25617286
Maybe blackmail, I want to know what normies talk about, it would be like reading a diary

Opinions of fruit pastilles lads?
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>>25617339
>What if he finds nothing but inane girl chatter?

see >>25617321
>Also general stalker stuff
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>>25617335
>I don't know whether to do a shit or run a marathon

Why not both?
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>>25617316
Whitebois days are over, its big black cock for white wymens from here on out
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>>25616981
>how the fuck do i transfer my operating system onto it
Don't. Install a new copy of the OS and move your files across.
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>>25617379
http://gawker.com/what-happened-to-the-runner-who-shit-himself-during-a-h-1681442684

and there was an anon who couldn't walk 5 minutes to a McD's vs captain shittler
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>>25617366
wait seriously? I think so too actually, I do think there was a time she was into me, where she started the conversations, lots of kind of flirting, saying I looked nice and everything that sort of thing. Did I fuck up?
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I think my dad just heard me ranting to myself like I was on Newsnight about global geopoltics.

Fug.
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I'm gonna win the lottery tonight lads, and I'm going to invest my new fortune in the advancement of virtual gf's
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Lads, I want a comfy horde/survival shooter to play, any suggestions?
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>>25617533
Killing Floor
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>>25617541
>tfw 2 is already dead
>tfw no large servers
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Just got my hair cut for the first time in like 10 months
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>>25617541
I have that, I was looking for something with building mechanics.
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>>25617498
lmao what were you saying mate?

I was doing that in the bathroom earlier because I thought no one was home then my mum shouted at me from downstairs. I don't know if she heard me or not.
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>only friend has managed to get himself a gf after that new years party we went to when I spent the entire evening talking to no one


It's over lads
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>>25617541
>working on computer so it can play games like KF2 smoothly
>on laptop
>KF1 is dead
>KF2 is laggy as fuck on laptop
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>>25617657
Don't worry, at least you still have Poleaboo, you'll always have Poleaboo.
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>>25617644

Gears of War 3 maybe?

Probably dead online though 2bh

>inb4 PC mater race
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>>25617198
hahah lmfao
#bantz
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Lads, I can't stop laughing at >>25611809
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>>25615968
looks like rgu is a breeding ground for autists then
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>>25617660

>top of the range gaymen pc
>only play xcom, prison architect and company of heroes
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>>25617694
Might just go on halo 5 forge mode and build myself a map or something.
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>>25617495
Yep, you fucked up very badly. You need make your interest in women known quickly.

Live and learn mate, don't let it get you down too much. Just know for next time.
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Evening lads

Just had a Muslim family move in down the road, went over to have a chat with them and they're really nice people. Just got to England and they are looking for work now. They invited me in and make me some kind of Arab tea, I'm not sure what they called it exactly. I don't know what you lot are so paranoid about though. They had two sons as well who were really nice lads so I've left my wife's daughter over there to play with them as there's not really any other kids in this neighbourhood for her to play with. Will pick her up later.

I am all for taking some more refugees if they are like this lot.
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>>25617587
What happened to the killing floor devs? Why'd they become such lazy fucks? 2 is still a complete unfinished fuck up.
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>>25617644
play the forest mate
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>>25617690
Rather kill myself than have him desu.
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>>25617910
Why would someone do that, just come on the internet and tell lies?
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>>25617940
I get the urge sometimes. Be thankful I don't give in, mine are pretty shit.
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>>25617777
nice bantz loam
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We sure do talk about Poleaboo a lot.

Fuck I'm so bored desu
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>>25617910
Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 it 8/8

Original.
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who else /kebab/ tonight?
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>>25617834
>build 1500 quid gaming pc last year
>finally can play newer games
>all new games are shit
>go back and play 2012 and earlier games like I was before new pc

Thought mgsv would be different but even that was a let down. JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP.
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just watched an episode of floyd on fish, there was a qt japanese lady on it. made me feel a bit sad, i want an east asian wife
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>>25618027
That's not a kebab mate that's a pizza, burger and chips.
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>>25618027
A pizza and a burger, with chips too? You fucking fat bastard lad.
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>>25618027
i see no kebab
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>>25618041
I think asian guys are cuter. Not even gay.
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>>25617834
What a waste of a computer lad
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>>25618031
build f.am?

>>25618050
>>25618065

>not knowing that a kebab is a shop, not food. Smh

>>25618059
I'm skinny as fuck.
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>>25618076
>fallout
>weed

my god, you're a fucking normie
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>>25618027
Had a dominoes lad, was tastey
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Seriously though lad, which ploy is most convincing

>your account has been deactivated
>it's FRIENDS birthday today
>anon has invited you to GROUP
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>>25618087
>build f.am?
As in buy the parts and put them together. Wish I spent that money on something else.
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Who else /indulging/ tonight?

What we on, lads?
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>>25617654

I was explaining why comparing present day Syria to WW2 Germany, or moreover the means in which the two situations can/could be resolved are totally misleading.
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>>25618027
No kebab for Syria
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>>25615465
Don't you mean french fries m8?
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>>25618123
Yes I know that you cheeky bugger, I wanted the specs

>>25618108
Nice. Nearest dominoes from me is like 30 miles or so
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>>25618076
>>25618131
Why?

Oh fuck you roboto-kun
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>>25618072
m8, i think you may have gay tendencies
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>>25618076
DUDE
UWEED
DELMAO
EEM
_DA
__O

I'm glad this is not an original comment
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>>25618147
I assume one had the exif data left on. When attentionwhoring, never relax.
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>>25618131
OH FUCK OFF ALREADY
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>>25618131
DUDE!
WEED!
xD
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>>25618171
Stop being autismal, it's just weed.
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>>25618183
4chan automatically scrubs exif data, it's because he linked another post by mistake. Dunno why he needed to delete it though
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>>25618199
WEED XD MARIJUANA!!
I AM CURRENTLY SMOKING DANK WEED OUT OF A DANK BONG!1 XDD
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>>25618193
>>25618186
Why do people have aspergers attacks about weed?
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>>25618199
DUDE WEED LMAO DUDE FALLOUT SO HARDCORE XDDDD
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>>25618233
>4chan automatically scrubs exif data
is that a new feature? first I'm hearing of it.
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>>25618282
What is your major malfunction?
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>>25618284
Far back as I remember
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>>25618171
>>25618186
>>25618193
>>25618244
>>25618282

Totally different crew tonight. Bunch of loser autists. Proper pathetic.

Had a good chat with some lads last night about what they were drinking and smoking.
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>>25618277
Because it's a mainstream drug, also because ILLEEGUL
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>>25618277
Not just the weed desu, it's the weed combined with the vault boy toy. Currently the most normie game around. Most normie drug combined with most normie game is going to trigger people here.
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>>25618306
>Five(5) (You)s
Cheers lad
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>>25618306
Well then fuck off, we don't want you here.
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>>25618302
Can't have been forever because I remember people getting doxxed from exif data at least 5 years ago.
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>>25618311
Can confirm Fallout is normie as fuck. Some normie at my wageslaving job was so excited about it, until he realised he found it too hard on very easy mode.
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>>25618310
fuck off you soggy prick
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>>25618338
This.

Used to not remove it back in the day, but it does now though.
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>>25618302
Huh, never realized. I swear a few people have accidentally left it on and compromised their location before though, ending in shenanigans

>>25618344
Fucking sponge
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>>25618151
I guess, not that I really care. Bit weird that its asians mainly though
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>>25618306
It's like two people mate. There's two spackers here who get their titties in a twist when anyone does anything other than wank to hentai and post about no gf.
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>>25618338
>>25618358
Far back as the native extension I guess?
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>>25618364
NORMIES GET OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW RIGHT NOWWWW
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>>25618328
>stealing ownership of one of my (you)'s

Smh
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>>25618333
>fuck off, we want to be sad, loser, piece of shit in piece without people reminding us about fun

What a sad, sad life.

I got the toy in a Lootcrate for those going crazy about me being a normie.
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>>25618131
D U D E W E E D
U
D
E
W
E
E
D
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>>25618368
Guess so. I don't know what to say now
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>>25618398
>Lootcrate
>claims to not be a normie

Jesus fuck, just go already.
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Bangers and mash for tea, lads.
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>>25618306
What a shame!
Fucking moist cunt go to 420chan if you wanna brag about being a degenerate
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>>25618403
Tell me you love me and we can run away together
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>>25618418
Sounds nice senpai. Sausages are great. Best breakfast food too probably.
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>>25618398
>lootcrate

Oh fucking hell lel
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>>25618420
>smoking weed makes you a degenerate
>this is what autists actually believe

I have a decent job, good friends, a social life and quite enjoy my life desu.

Now compare that to: NEET, no friends, lives with mummy and daddy who do everything for them, never leaves the house, has no skills and all-round failure.

Who's the real degenerate here?

BTFO
T
F
O
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>>25615918
>>25615465
regret binging those crisps lads. i can't sleep and now i have this weird combination of hunger and a stomach ache.

please jesus make tomorrow come quickly.
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>>25618451
I basically look like pic related.
Y-you wouldn't want to run away with me

(on an unrelated note this was the high point of the series)
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>>25618490
If you were truly satisfied you wouldn't feel the need to defend yourself to those you consider beneath you. Why are you even on /r9k/?
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>>25618451
Really cute senpai. I kind of hope he does now.
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>>25617533
Arma2/3 and its survival mods are the comfiest survival shooters.

>tfw peacefully hiking across open country in search of supplies.
>tfw quietly observing a battle from a distant vantage point as dusk falls
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What's the difference between gondola and spurdo?
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Want a takeaway but can't be bothered to walk the 5 minutes to the chippy, and there's fuck all worth ordering on Just Eat in Aberdeen.

Why is my life so hard.
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>>25618490
>Now compare that to: NEET, no friends, lives with mummy and daddy who do everything for them, never leaves the house, has no skills and all-round failure.

I do this and I smoke weed.
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>>25618522
Eat something lad
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>>25618490
>still sat on 4chan on a saturday night
>trying this hard to defend your disgusting habit

LOL
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would it be autistic to bring a bag into mcdonalds to carry out a big order in rather than trying to hold it in my hands?
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>>25618573
I know this is bait but I've got nothing better to be doing so...

How is smoking weed a disgusting habit? It's not even really a habit, is it? And what is disgusting about weed?
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>>25618585
Carry where? If you don't intend to eat in in the McDonalds or on the tables provided just outside, why not use the drive through?
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>>25618585
Just say yes when they ask if you want a bag you numpty
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>>25618555
I'm just eating some energy bars things instead. Probably going to be really hungry in the morning
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>>25618585
I used to put it in my backpack on my way home from work.

Two reasons: easier to carry, and I had to walk in the opposite direction to home to go to McDonalds, so would have to pass by the office again on my way back, and someone might see me with arms full of chicken nuggets and shame.
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>>25618585
Fucking hell mate have you still not gone to McDonalds yet? lel
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Who /cuddlingapillowtonight/ here?
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>>25618613
Carry home which is a 10 minute walk, you need a car to use a drive through.

>>25618614
The order I want would be multiple bags though, which would be hard to carry along with a drink.
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>>25618533
Nope, that's bullshit. Look at politicians who feel a certain way, they still defend themselves. Don't be fucking stupid.

>>25618573
I'm ill if you must know.

>habit
Nah, maybe couple times a week. How often do you stuff your disgusting face with takeaway and other junk and how long do you sit at the computer?
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>>25618635
Why don't you go out tonight and get yourself a slag m8?
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>>25618662
>Carry home which is a 10 minute walk, you need a car to use a drive through.

1. Why are you going to McDonalds to order so much food it won't fit in the brown bag they provide, just to eat it at home (presumably alone)?

2. Get a fucking car.
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>>25618628
I went I think 2 days ago.
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>>25618676
Not him but im considering getting tinder again for this reason
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>>25618684
>1. Why are you going to McDonalds to order so much food it won't fit in the brown bag they provide, just to eat it at home (presumably alone)?

I'm guessing because he is hungry and wants McDonalds?
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>>25618676

Because then he's got sneak her past his mum and into his wank dungeon of a bedroom.
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>>25618727
He's ordering more than a standard bag's worth of food, he's clearly too fat to be walking anywhere.

This whole situation is just retarded
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>>25618727
Have you seen the size of those brown bags man? They're fucking massive, he is ordering a lot of food. More than any mortal man ever needs in one sitting.
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>>25615122
new image looks like shit
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>>25618751
>>25618756

>these mad twigboys

Come back when you're a man and you've got some meat on your bones lol
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>>25618763

That's part of the joy of the OP image, you nonce, we get to spend the whole year watching it develop.
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>>25618763
It's not finished yet you Australian cunt
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>>25618777
I'm
>>25618027
And I think he's a fatty
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>>25618676
Because I'm already involved with someone.
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>>25618777
Just because people aren't fat doesn't mean they're twigs.
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>tfw jogged 6.75 miles last night without stopping

It was my best run ever and I listened to a great rinse fm set the whole time, it was fantastic. A few months ago I could barely run a mile without stopping, but I kept doing long run/walks and interval training with the runkeeper app and now I'm much better! I'm sore and I have blisters on my feet and it feels great!
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>>25618777
Fat =/= meat

http://metro.co.uk/2016/01/08/teenager-fat-shamed-by-mcdonalds-staff-for-ordering-six-burgers-5610165/
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RIP /britfeel/, used to be a place to share feels and now just an aggressive mess.
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>>25618866
HAHAHAHA. Everyone look at this gay boy and his feelings.

FUCK OFF POOFTER HAHAHA
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Thinking about looking for a part time job boys maybe 16 hours a week or something just to cover my weekly booze bill and make it seem as if I am trying in life. What you think? Or would this be seen as a betrayal of the NEETlifestyle? Anyone got any tips for places that will employ me for just 16 hours a week?

My last two jobs I started out at 10 hours and 25 hours respectively but I'm so good at everything that by two weeks into each I was doing 40 plus hours a week.
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>>25618832

You're still going to die anyway ;)
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>>25618684
Poleaboo worked at Maccies

There are various bag sizes
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>>25618892
Civil service has an obligation to let you do jobs part time as well as full time, so as not to discriminate against working mothers and the retarded.

A lot of places will pay really well for glorified office-based shelf stackers
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>>25618866
/britfeel/ changes all the time. It's cause different people post.
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>tfw no sweets in the house

I'm really fancying some haribos now, lads.
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What's dolelyf like these days, anyway?

I've been working for like 16 months now, and haven't been to the Jobcentre in like 2 years.

Getting nostalgic for it at this point. The good old days.
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>>25618931
fuck off furry
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>>25618832
Comgrats lad, keep it up
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>>25618832
good lad, only just started running but managed my run for the first time without slowing down last night
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Fugg.

I never know what to say on these things.
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>>25618979
Probably because there isn't anything to say about yourself, just make up stuff.
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>>25618979
Depends on the job, and they're fucking standard answers that you just lie for.

Google it, they all want to hear the same thing.
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>>25618947
Oi, I'm no furry, just a humble weeaboo.
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>>25618979
Have you done any memorable shitposting lately? Just go in the archive and take a screen cap and pop it in there.
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>>25618979
>4000 characters

Fuckin hell, they don't ask for much do they.
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>>25619012
>post a furry crying
>not a furry

kill yourself
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>>25618635
Who /cantstandthismemewhereyouputasentencewithoutanyspacesinbetweentwoslashesasifitsageneralbutitsnotreallyandittakesyouafewsecondstoparsewhatthisfuckingretardissayingsomostofthetimeyourelikeohfuckitthisisr9ksoitprobablyisntworthreadinganywayilljustskipthispost/ here?
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Anyone else doing the #shariachallenge this week starting on Monday for a laugh? They wont shut up about it at my uni and in TV so I thought it would be funny to do ironically
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>>25618979
>''I can eat an entire pizza in one go and still have room for more''
>''I'm really good at disguising my crying as yawning''
>''I can instantly make anyone uncomfortable by looking at them''
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Might need to move to that London in September.

How do I avoid being killed by all the darkies, and where the fuck am I supposed to live when a single room in a plebby shared house costs twice what my massive flat does now?
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Why the fuck is 100% oj full of so many no fun allowed nazis? Can't even throw some banter at anyone.

Someone recommended me a comfy multiplayer game.
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>>25618931
I've got some candy sushi you jelly bro?
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>>25619084
Don't believe the memes

The average black Londoner is superior to the average chav
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>>25619084
Fear of death quickly goes away once you get used to seeing minorities all the time. As long as you're not a retard walking through dark ally ways at night or screaming allahu ackbar with a pic of mohammed on your shirt you'll be fine.

As for rent, hopefully your job pays more because it's Lodnon based and it'll relatively balance out. Otherwise flatshare and deal with it
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>>25619118
I WISH I was jelly.
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>>25619049
I'm not a cuck so I have no idea what that is. Please explain?
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>>25619112
TF2, Red Orchestra 2, Hammerwatch
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>>25619084
the violence is exaggerated, the only people who get killed are gang members themselves. also you cant live anywhere in london unless your earning atleast 3k a month. anything below and I wouldnt bother as travel, groceries etc etc is all 1.5x more than the rest of the country too.
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>>25618931
eating some tangfastics atm. They're pretty shit
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>>25619084
Just commute to work by apparition, m8

Or did you even pass your test? baka lad, baka
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You guys seen that shit between that youtuber Keemstar and the old guy?

Basically

>Keemstar
>huge pos
>has said multiple times that he doesn't care about his fans 1 bit and only wants them for money
>has said he doesn't care if they get cancer
>sees an old guy on Twitch who looks somewhat like another guy who is a sex offender
>puts a video on youtube saying its him and basically telling his fans to attack him
>old guy is streaming
>hundreds of messages telling him to die and to kill himself amongst other bad shit
>poor old guy breaks down and cries on camera

Fuck dude, this put me on a downer. Poor old guy is supposedly really, really nice too.
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>>25618979
BAE
A
E

Lol submarines lad
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>>25619180
The old guy is like 62 aswell. Could be my gramps...
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Think I'm going to have myself a kebab tonight lads

How do I reconcile my liking of kebabs for my dislike of muslims?
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>go to bed at 8pm
>wake up at 9am
>cant stop yawning
>feel tired af

I'm not even depressed either, why the fuck am I feeling this tired right now
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>>25619180

These little Youtube shits have too much power, especially with shit like that.
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>>25619124

It's just a 6-month secondment my current job wants to send me on to get trained up as part of a new role, where I'd come back afterwards. No payrise, but I'd get a London expenses allowance, which only translates to around another 250 in my pocket each month. I'd be going from taking home just shy of 1800 to taking home around 2000, which is plenty up North, but fuck all in London.
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>>25619208
Grow another braincell
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>>25619208
By getting over it
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>>25619180
>giving a shit about youtubers

underage
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>>25619180
I've heard that keemstar fella is a real piece 'o shit.
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>>25619208
i am half turkish and not a muslim and i love kebab a lot if that can help.
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>>25619218
Are they paying your travel costs since they're the ones forcing you to come?

If so buy a 6 month travelcard on their account and live out in the edges of Greater London, where the prices are more reasonable and there's lots of countryside around
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>>25619208

Get a Souvlaki instead, fuck the turks.
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>>25619150
Sjw's and Muslims at uni's and on channel 4 want to "dispel exaggerated myths and hysteria" about how sharia law actually is in everyday life so they're trying to get gullible gentile youths to follow sharia for a week so they'll see its not actually so bad and overcome their prejuidices ingained in them by British society
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>>25619208
Find a Greek takeaway and get a gyros.
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>>25619282
Sounds good, I'll give it a go too
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>>25619219
>thinking that its stupid to dislike islam
Please stop killing my country.

>>25619238
>i am half turkish and not a muslim and i love kebab
Good lad.
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>>25619227
Oh yeah, like I said, he literally said he doesn't care if his fans get cancer and that he fucking hates them ON CAMERA. The thing is though, his fans are so fucking stupid and delusional that they stick with him.

Now imagine hundreds of the nastiest of those little turds verbally attacking a 62 year old really nice man for no reason and making him cry.

Fucked up.
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>>25619282

>following the laws made by a shifty lunatic pretending to have been spoken to by an angel

These fuckers need to go back to the third world, they're too fucking stupid to be here if they seriously believe that garbage.
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>>25619180
I saw the video of the old guy crying. Got to me desu.

Didn't know what the story behind it was though till now.
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>>25619313
>>25619309
Careful lads, might cut yourselves on that edge
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>>25619310
Have you been on /b/, like ever?
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>>25619363
What do you mean, that they do it all the time or what. What you getting at, lad?
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>>25619260

No, I'm a chump with a location flexible contract.

I'm fighting them as they only moved me before about 4 months ago and I'm stuck in a 12 month let where I am now. They're not giving me a solid answer on whether they're going to keep me where I am, or pay all my break costs to move me.

Doing my nut in.
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Tfw your new profile picture on normie book gets zero likes.

:(
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>>25619180
>>huge pos
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>>25619381
Twitch raids are nothing new or worth posting about newfriend!
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>>25619381
They have in the past, are some spergs with youtube accounts worse than /b/?
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>>25619391
haha, even Poleaboo could rack up 4 between 2 pics
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>>25619391
>having a normie book

You asked for it.
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Just locked myself in my flat's Netherzone. Went to answer the front door for my pizza but forgot my keys and the door to my flat blew closed.

Thank fuck I had my phone in my pocket. Sat on the stairs waiting for my landlady now.

This is the third time this has happened. She fucking hates me.
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>>25619306
Me three lads, it'll be good to learn a bit about both myself and Islam. My wife and I are going to the mosque down the street so they can help us do the week correctly, one of her uni classmates invited us since that's the one where he worships. Tbh I'm nervous but quite excited, I think it will be an interesting and helpful expirience.
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>>25619417
Least you have a pizza with you to enjoy.
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>>25619401
>>25619411
This is different they usually do it to SJW's, wannabees, anyone who is different, like gays and blacks and kids but this is just a poor old guy. He didn't even try to fight them or answer back.

He just cried. :(
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>>25619391
Whenever i change my profile picture i do it at 2am and then immediately deactivate for a few days so no one has a big picture of my mug showing up on their feed.
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>>25619418
Insha'Allah, you're doing the right thing.
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>>25619398
>Wedges
>tfw you will always call them Wedgies
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>>25619180
>keemstar
One of my friends used to watch his videos, not sure what they were about probably halo 3 it was that time era, after a while my friend said he turned to shit
I hate all videogame youtubers, except the ones that post game play throughs without commentary
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grinded halo 5 all day today

had a lot fun 2bh

ranked in the top 1% in the pro playlist now

was literally playing with a pro and 2 semi's against pros

shame its too late to for me to get a team together for finals, ah well

/blogpost
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>>25619447
>or answer back.
he did, he cried like a little bitch boy

was a chad in his early days, fuck him
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>>25619437
I didn't order a drink though because I had some in the fridge.

It's like a cruel episode of the Twilight Zone.
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>>25619487
Im a fan of warzone myself lad.

>tfw still no dmr
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Whos /havingaburger/ tonight lads?
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>>25619456
>>25619418
>>25619306
Come on now lads.
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>>25619413
Just got the first like, maybe I'll beat poleaboo.
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>>25619282
Isn't sharia law against gays? So what do all gays who follow it do for the week?
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>>25619542
>not playing competitive

i dont get it, warzones the same thing over and over again

i know you could say the same of arena even with the different gametypes/maps but at least you rank up and down in it
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>Playing bamham Arkham knight
>Harley quinn dlc with her classic costume.
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>>25619589

Behead themselves.
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>>25619601
what does the little ranking do? show off to your 14 year old buddies at how casual you are?
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>>25619456
Well we'll see! I've always had an affinity for Islam but the newspapers and society are so biased against it I've been afraid to let anyone know that I have an interest in it. British society is so uptight and stuffy and boring and all the Muslims I see at school and on TV seem really cool and open, I'm really looking forward to this week.
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>tfw I'm looking for a clean shirt to wear for when the delivery guy comes because I don't want to be seen wearing the same shirt as when I ordered from them a week ago
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>>25619617
great game, i really enjoyed it
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>>25619649

Gosh this is some weak bait.
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>>25619631
what?


get fucked robot
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>>25619649
I think its best if you leave now and don't come back
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>>25619601
>cucking yourself with ranks in a video game
Why would you want to do this? I play a few games with ranks, I have never felt the need to give a shit about it. I play CS:GO and exclusively play Arms Race or Casual.

Taking pride in a video game is just not healthy.
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>>25619660
I hate when the delivering guy stands just outside of oru doorstep so you have to take a step outside.

I Already paid, what are you afriad of let me just grab the pizza from inside my house.
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>>25619660
>tfw the only time you shower is right after ordering a pizza
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>>25619660
Make sure you're not wearing the same socks either.
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>>25619689

>taking pride in a video game is just not healthy

it is if you developed it.
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>>25619601
I prefer PvE currently, I no lifed destiny for too long.

I'm pretty good at swat and normal slayer i just can't be arsed. Custom games are good, pic related is my service record from halo 3
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>>25619689
because i only play games i'm good at and it feels good to be in the top 1% in them

casual/single player gaming is literally for casuals and thats fine, i'm just autistically competitive i guess
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>>25619391
Update
Onto 3 likes, my normie brother, his normie gf and a guy I went to high school with who gets free cigs of me when he sees me out in town.
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>>25619767
>lieutenant

qt

i miss playing customs actually

whats your gt? wouldnt mind getting an invite next time you're playing them
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>>25619660
WHAT. WHO THE FUCK CARES.

He won't even notice. He won't have even fucking remembered, you nonce.
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>>25619767
>tfw we'll never get a multiplayer like halo 3 again

Fuck halo 4, fuck 5. Fuck you for playing them.
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>>25619487
I'm just trying to get helioskrill, and centurion.
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heyyyyyyyyyy hey baby oooh ahhh
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>>25619773
News flash, you're casual unless you are playing at a pro level. And by pro level I mean actually making money from playing in tournaments and shit.
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>3 female co-workers have added me on normiebook over the last week

guys could this imply i'm becoming functional?
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>>25619817
I may post it when I build a decent forge map. See if we can get a lads night in going.

>>25619824
I enjoy 5, bit of a departure but it's much better than 4
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who /rocketleague/ here?

having fun?
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>>25619857
Or they're just nosey cunts and want to see how much of a loser you really are
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>>25619866
I've actually been tempted to get that. Is it worth it? Looks like fun but not too sure if it's worth the 15 quid. That's a pizza right there.
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>>25619866
I quit that game because I was sick of having to play with spackers.
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>>25617834
I just realized how much I liked Patrick back when my family used to watch the show. Is he still around?
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lads can you claim JSA if you've moved to another country for work and then you quit that job to move back home?
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>>25619908
Last I saw he had gone full retard for some reason
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>>25619953
stay away paki
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>>25619953
If you quit you can't. plus if you have been out of the country for a length of time I think maybe 3 months you have to have been in the country for like 3 months again continuously to claim
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>>25619953

No, they have a thing now where you have to have been living here for the last however long, to stop africans coming and getting bennies.
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>>25619908
He's been a retard for the past 2 years or something. I think his character was becoming 'too jive' so they poisoned him.
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Mass Effect 3 has multiplayer.
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>dat rain slamming into the windows so loud I have to increase the volume of my tv and computer by 100%

Fucking hell
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>>25620028
Why don't you enjoy the nice comfy rain sounds senpai
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>Brother visiting with his gf
>reminding me what a pathetic failure I am as a human

not even NEET or anything but the way they happily chatter with my parents shows me that I am not respected as a man. They were talking about their normie holiday to Croatia and I tried to interject by saying an anecdote about how much Croatia has changed since Yugoslavia fell and they just looked at me.
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>>25620045
Not comfy, just loud
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>>25620028

It's not rain, it's ninites and they're here for your organic materials.
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>>25619998
cheers. it was all within the UK, want to move back from scotland to england. just wanted to know if there was any way cos i've moved a big distance for work and it's not working out.

cheers lads
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Rate my pussy boys
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>>25620018
Mass Effect 2 has multiplayer
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>>25620123
Too Asian
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>>25619773
>i'm just autistically competitive i guess
Take up a sport then.

Its not school were your pedo PE teacher forces you to run around on the cold school field playing a sport that you don't give a shit about.

Pick a sport, go play it, get fit while being competitive.
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>>25620126
Mass Effect 1 has multiplayer.
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>>25619882
>Or they're just nosey cunts and want to see how much of a loser you really are
savage... I hope not, i chat with them well enough at work
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>>25619903
164 hours put into it so far and it's not getting boring, easy to jump into but exceptionally hard to master. I wouldn't even say I'm anything more than just an above average player, obviously others master things in less time and more easily but it's still a really challenging game, though as >>25619904 said sometimes you can get proper retards on your team which makes things as fun as ramming your head onto a nail.
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>>25620123
4/10. Could be better. Not very cute.
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>>25620126

Now that's a God damn lie!

Femshep masterrace.
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had sex with a tall, old roastie yesterday lads
She was like 6'6" and 55 years old
didn't really want to go down on her but she forced me to do it anyways by basically jumping on my face -.-
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>>25619617
Poleaboo says Arkham Knight is not a very good game
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>>25619629
Underated post

famalams
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>>25620175
thats rape that

not sure if you can press charges against yer mam tho matey joe young
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>>25619866
yeah, trying to get into 500 rank
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>>25620123
not very cute, looks like it could have a cold personality. i'm sure it's nice though
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>>25619866
Yeah mon amis, listening to rock and playing league of legends is mon favourite
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>>25620175

>6'6"

Sounds terrifying
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>>25619660
fuck off clean shirt
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>>25620230
her body was sexy as fuck, especially for that age.

>>25620205
i liked it desu
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>>25620175
>had sex
You know what to do normie
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anyone got the new series of take me out on?

I get pretty annoyed how attractive the guys are and how shitty most of the girls are and then they still say they don't like the guys for some ridiculous reason
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>>25620255
Stay and tell you about what happened?
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Anyone here /IPcamtroll/ ?

I reckon it could be the next big NEET pastime after vidya.

https://youtu.be/XwkMxcIuQfs
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>>25620175
>but she forced me to do it anyways by basically jumping on my face

6'6 and that old. Fuck, I'm glad for you lad but that's WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too big for me.

Anything over my height of 6ft is a no no.
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>>25620175
pics of the elderly giantess plz?
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>>25620293
No not what actually happened. I want to hear the story about you having sexwith an ancient giantess.
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>>25620312
This is reddit tier.

Fuck off cunt.
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>>25620312
What is it I don't get it?
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>>25620492
Looks like hacking open network cameras then saying le funny memes over them.

Reddit shit desu.
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>>25620312
I don't get why people have these cameras in their home. You see that shit on /b/ with people fucking and stuff.

Why would you want someone invading your privacy 24/7.

Or is it some sort of unsecured personal cam that they have set up in case they get robbed.
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>>25620312
This is some of the gayest shit I have ever seen. Are you 12? I refuse to believe anyone older than 12 could find this entertaining.
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>still ill and still watching spongebob

Squid on Strike is exactly like those neet threads describe working.
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You know what I wish I had. 1 really, really good friend. I've had plenty of friends but I've never had like a super best friend who is more like my brother than a friend.

I want that. I'll trade all my current friends for that 1 friend.

inb4 normie ree
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>>25620612
Friend's like that only exist in films mate and in the end you'd just be left like Withnail anyway
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>chav neighbour comes home and straight away starts listening to DJ Bass Drum full blast

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVSSSSSSSSSS OOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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>>25620319
>>25620390
>>25620230
also lads
I am 6'9" so it wasn't even that terrifying
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>>25620612
I have a friend like that. Known him since highschool. I was best man at his wedding.

It comes with time, you just have to let your new friends become old friends.
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>>25620686

God what a freakshow, you should have filmed it and sold it. People love novelty porn.
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>>25620686
Matt, is that you?!
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>>25620612

I know that feel, I have never had a best friend either. Everyone else always seemed to but I just had a few friends. Now, at 29, I see two people occasionally.
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Should I go and see the new Star Wars at 1045 tomorrow morning? I think the cinema should be fairly empty, right?
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>>25620686
wait... How old are you? This whole thing sounds sick and wrong
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>want to get drunk
>Tesco closes at 11
>20 minute walk there and 20 minute walk back
>cold as fuck outside
>currently naked in bed toasty as fuck

I don't know what to do lads.
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>>25620776
>going to the cinema alone
>being afraid of people

jesus christ I bet you're a fat shit as well, just off yourself
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>>25620612
I feel like I had that but we just grew apart over time, he went full chad and I really didn't.
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>>25620706
>>25620782
lol why are you faggots so jelly?

>>25620712
nah
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>>25620776
must be the family / children's showing. hopefully theres not many families out
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>>25620776
Are you going on your own? Normally they have a 'no singles' policy on Sunday mornings due to it being a prime time for families.
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>>25620801
i walked to tesco last night around 10 pm, absolutely pissed it down on the way back. wasn't so bad though, only a 5 minute walk
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>>25620801
Go for it lad, you'll just appreciate the toastyness even more once you get back.
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Watching aliens on the moon, the truth exposed.

I might buy rust
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>>25620822
probably because they are virgin manlets kek
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>>25620801
no local corner shops you could get some more close cheap booze from? I live on a street with 4 of them all within a minit or twos walk
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>>25620822
What is it like fucking a 55 year old? Does it still actually feel good? I've only fucked teenagers so I imagine MILF pussies to be like wanking with an oven glove on.
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>>25620883

Manlet yes by the standards of those two, virgin no. Come on, a 6'6 55 year old woman, her posture must be shit, she'll have been wrinkly and old, and the dude must have been quite robotic to be that desperate.
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>>25620834

Ugh, that's a good point, probably a bad idea actually.

I wonder how many weeks it's going to be on for, I want to see it at the last possible moment really.

>>25620805

Joke's on you, I'm technically underweight.

>>25620843

It's fine, I'll bring my dakimakura.
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>>25620883
No capital letter, no full stop. Samefag.

I'm glad for you, but stop samefagging.
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>>25620893
Nah mate I live in a council estate so shit we don't even have shops lol. I have to walk about a mile to the next estate over for anything.

>>25620852
Fuck it I'm going to try to build some motivation and go or else I'll regret it otherwise.
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>>25620945
Good man, seize the day and shit.
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>>25620776
Sure why not famalama.
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fucks sake lads, overslept and missed my exam yesterday, been drinking ever since
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>>25620945
Build up motivation for what mate?
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>>25620898
you feel more connected to them because unlike with teenagers they are able to.. have a fucking normal talk with you (I'm 23 years old)

but to be honest, I'd prefer a girl in her 20s. 20s>teens>55 year olds

it was still better than wanking though. it was sort of different, hard to explain

>>25620940
Not enough evidence sherlock. Prove that I am the only person ITT who doesn't capitalize and doesn't punctuate.
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>>25620843
>Normally they have a 'no singles' policy on Sunday mornings
That's actually a thing? I thought it was a meme.
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>>25621055
You honestly think he doesn't know spoilers by now? Gtfo you edge master.
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>>25621069
To get dressed and go to shops
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Anyone wanna do MCC on legendary with me?
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>>25621066
An exam on a saturday? u wot m8
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>>25621072
You're not denying it, stretch.

Definitely was you even though you're gonna say it wasn't.

>>25621107
Why do you need motivation to do that? Are you tired or high?
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>>25621094
Then why even go to the cinema now? Just wait for the dvd.
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>>25621094
It wasn't even surprising if you hadn't seen the "spoilers". Its a very predictable film.
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>>25621108
Uninstalled it sorry mate, Need room for rainbow six and Fallout 4
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>>25621083
I used to work at the local cinema and it was the rule on Saturday & Sunday Mornings because it is mainly families going so it makes the seating arrangements a pain if you have individuals splitting up rows, if that makes sense?
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>>25621118
>Why do you need motivation to do that? Are you tired or high?

What are you on about? How does it not take motivation? You literally have to get up, stop being comfy, put clothes on then walk.
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>>25621118
>You're not denying it, stretch.
because unlike you I'm not retarded and know that I can't prove who posted it and who not.

You're also definitely jelly even though you're gonna say you ain't.
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>>25621111
Yesterday was Friday mate
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>>25621111
>missed my exam yesterday
>yesterday
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>>25621193
If YOU weren't retarded you'd realise I posted this >>25620319
and obviously wasn't jelly and was glad for you.
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>>25621160
That's bullshit. I can just imagine so lonely robot building the courage the go out one saturday morning to watch a film he's wanted to see for ages.

He has no one to go with and this is a big deal for him to build up the motivation. Then BOOM, some stacy tells him "sorry luv, no singles on weekend mornings". The embarrassment, I'm cringing just thinking about it.

Fuck you cinemas.
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>>25621218
Alright lads, you got me. I should just go to bed I guess.
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>my kebab delivered by a white woman

what
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>>25621318
White female slaves mate, breaking them in early.
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>>25621249
Please calm down angryanon
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>>25621338
She was middle aged.
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HAHA BANTZ!
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>>25621353
I meant the pakis are breaking them in early before the Caliphate is official in the UK.
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>>25621368
as if that hadn't already been said
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>>25621260
It would be rare someone would actually come in on their own to see it tbf. Usually we would just offer them another time slow in the afternoon but if the film wasn't sold out we would wait until the film had started just to make sure there would be seats then take them in and find them an empty seat if they desperately wanted to go to that viewing.
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>>25621377
i don't get this 'joke'
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>>25620175
sounds like you got raped to be honest
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>>25621501
It's not a joke. The Caliphate is literally coming.
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>>25621438
> we would wait until the film had started just to make sure there would be seats then take them in and find them an empty seat if they desperately wanted to go to that viewing.


>film starts
>robot is escorted in by two cinema staff members
>only free seat is in the centre of the middle row
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>>25621438
>then take them in and find them an empty seat
That's even worse. That sounds like a robots worst nightmare. I'd run away.
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>trying to watch porn
>chav neighbours DJ Bass Drum is too distracting

I want to firebomb his house senpai.
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>>25621519
post moar of dat ugly roastie pls
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>>25621519
>>25621519
is this girl asian?
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I made a new thread cos.


>>25621748
>>25621748
>>25621748
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