How do I get a gf if I'm not funny or charismatic? I can't

Have lots of money otherwise you're fucked

watch lots of standup comedians and try to mimic how they can turn anything into a funny joke

>>25614660
If you think that's how it works you're either 16 or mentally retarded

>>25614653
Then how come people say it's easy to get a gf? I'm not funny, and I dont think it is something you can learn so how would it magically be easy for me?

Neither am I, but I can be dependable at least. I think that's our best bet to find gf, be smart, financially stable and don't get suckered into a relationship with a golddigger or get one out of desperation and have some pride in yourself. I think we can still attract some women this way.

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Why would you wan to be funny?

You wanna be a clown minstrel who performs a show on command for the fair lady?

lol

>>25614721
How come you need to be a jester just to attract her? This sounds fucking retarded. Only children hate you if you cant make them laugh..no not even children are like that. I should say toddlers

For fuck sake James. You fucking gay degenerate. No girl wants to fuck with your fat arse get over it.

Mentally disabled looking arse Nigga fuck outta here

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>be tall
>not fat(too late nigger)
>money
>not a complete aspie

Seems like you're just too far gone in the weight department.

GGWP, just sudoku and hope for a better spawn next time

>>25614637
Don't bother. Women are a walking cancer. They suck the life out of you and lower your iq the more you hang around with them. Consider 2D. Also VR is the way of the future. Women are slowly becoming obsolete.

>>25614905
You actually think that's me? How new are you?