Normie women are literally taking time out of their busy day to fuck with betas.
>Tfw that cute girl who started messaging you is just pranking you
They aren't it's just that this is treading worldwide
Except these things don't waste men's time as much because men's sexual market value does not plummet to nothing at 30. Women know they have an expiration date which is why they get mad.
>Chad treats them like shit
>Decided to get revenge against men
>Be mean to betas because they cant stay mad at chad plus chad doesnt accept this kind of shit
How come women have no self awareness? Seriously, i feel like women just never stop and think, i mean, really really think about things.
I stopped trying to get a gf in 9th grade so this doesn't change anything for me
Hopefully it leads to some funny greentext stories when people who put pussy on a pedestal in this board get tricked
The top 20% of men are the only ones who can do that since they're the only ones women pursue and the only ones they consider human and potential partners in the first place.
So the roasties are mad that some 9/10 Chad won't settle for them because he has better options and they they take revenge on betas/omegas, whiteknights... the bottom 80% of men.
Who gives a fuck. This era is interesting because women are free to express their true evil nature. The world can see that women are incapable of love, empathy and kindess. So you have to be a hopeless retard to think you can find something good in them. No woman is going to love you, she can give you the illusion she does until Chad comes around and she teleports on his dick.
I have no sympaty for roasties and the idiots they burn, just like with islamism and feminism, I'm just going to sit back and enjoy the show.
>women never lead men on for free dinners
>there is a place for nonchads in the wonderful feminist society we are creating, I assure you
>say you are a lonely woman
>hundreds of guys offer to date you
>out of those hundreds, pick the one guy who just wants to fuck you
>act surprised when he just wants to fuck you
>"wah wah why cant I find a nice guy?"
If you judgement is so fucking bad that you can't find one good guy when hundreds of them would kill just for the chance to talk to you the it is your own fucking fault
Women are the fucking worst
>men's sexual market value
my fedora is tipped
They're talking about Chad you moron. The guy that "wastes their time" by pumping and dumping them.
Why are women such horrible cunts? They'l literally ruin your life for the sin of not being Chad. To women, a beta male nice guy doesn't even deserve basic human dignity or respect.
You do realise 99% of these are just jokes that will never come into fruition right?
Even though I'm a guy, I can still sit back and laugh at these. Can't you take a joke, OP? Or are you one of those guys who starts posting statistics as soon as someone makes a 'white people are school shooters' joke?
They're not doing this to Chad they're doing this to betas.
99% of the time they talk about making the guy love her and making him do shit for her then dumping him.
Betas do that shit, Chads would stop talking to these sluts if they didn't fuck them within 24 hours.
>x did y first
>therefore it's okay for me to do y
dat logical fallacy
They get pumped and dumped by Chad and take revenge on betas.
Chad doesn't offer free dinner dates, he doesn't go to the same university as some roastie because he likes her, etc. They can't waste Chad's time, he nexted them before they tried to play him.
All these guys are betas.
>Chad pumped and dumped me
>therefore Eugene is just trying to get into my pants by trying to connect with me
Unattractive men HAVE to connect with a woman first in order for her to be REMOTELY interested in a relationship. Once this attitude becomes widespread it is basically game over for us. The most we will be able to aspire to in liberal western society is to become a doormat.
Chad doesn't wait to go on dates, he smashes and dashes
>a clever way of turning the tables on some of the pitfalls women who date men encounter
But not clever enough to avoid bullets it seems
all of the "be polite and sweet to girls and never hit them" advice you heard as a kid... that was to make you a non-factor.
the chads who intrinsically reject ideas like that are the only ones who will consistently get pussy. but you can't coach young boys to emotionally, and physically, abuse women. even though that's what they want.
of course they're joking. but guess who's the butt of the joke. women are not on your team. you don't have to believe me. you don't have to "pick a side." i'm just trying to help you not walk into a punch, repeatedly, with your arms down.
>a clever way of turning the tables on some of the pitfalls women who date men encounter
wth are they talking about. Women have always been the ones to make relationships a game of mental gymnastics.
This isn't about Chad. It's about leading on beta orbiters and making them feel like they have a chance when they don't.
Chad could shit in their mouths and they'd love him for it.
anyone else find it these competely lacking in humour, theres absolutely no wit to even the "best of waste his time" tweets, its just a fucking list of not very nice things to do to someone....i don't get it
>Think of yourself as a pillow that people punch to release stress/anger
WOMEN THINK ALL MEN ARE CHAD! WOMEN THINK ALL MEN ARE CHAD! WOMEN THINK ALL MEN ARE CHAD! WOMEN THINK ALL MEN ARE CHAD! WOMEN THINK ALL MEN ARE CHAD!
it really is ironic,
the feminism issue is at its miggest atm and this comes along,
girls make "humours" tweets about men,
all the while I cant help thinking how much better these tweets would be if this was reversed
It might not explicitly state its going out to the lower males, but its going to poison others minds to think its okay to do it to any guy they want and think its fine. For all we know, someone here might find a decent girl at first, only to have been a victim to this bitchy/sadistic attitude because they sincerely believe they can treat someone like trash while taking their time/money
I'm aware of that and while I wish I learned it sooner I'm happy I know it now.
The reason why I can step back and laugh at these is cause half of them wouldn't even work on me. Waste my time? Probably not cause I don't put all my eggs into one basket. Either way a woman who does this to a man is just doing him a favour by proving she's a piece of shit.
Go to her house
Wait til she fiendzones you
>chad used me and ditched me
>i'll get back at them by cruelly toying with guys who have feelings for me and then run off with chad to make the guys I used feel inadequate
>that'll get them!
It's because unattractive men are invisible to them. Therefore chads=100% of the statistical sample and every thing chads do, all men do (men they care about anyway).
>Normie women are literally taking time out of their busy day to fuck with betas
are there people on this board who actually believe this?
it's just an ebin Twitter meme. female equivalent of DEVILISH TACTICS
I actually think some of them are pretty funny
>Stacey cheats on Chad
>Stacey thinks all men are Chad
>Stacey gets revenge by cheating on betas
>Stacey cheats on betas with Chad
>be ugly wretched girl
>always fantasized about doing this if I ever got hot
This is pretty weird, why are so many cute girls who've been cute for life so pissy?
It's like if Chad went on a school shooting or some shit.
Why are women so bad at this? All there tweets are just there to make betas feel bad and cry. They should just get black guys to make their tweets for them, at least the only thing crying then would be the smileys
>Chick's been texting me since monday
>"Anon, I'm really hungry. Can you please bring me something to eat?"
>was at work
>work at pizzahut
>decide to be nice for once
>go to her house after work
>bring her pizza
>"oh anon, thank you so much."
>"c-can I come in?"
>"my boyfriend's here"
>"oh. alright, see you in class"
>shuts door, and I hear her laugh
>full autism mode engaged
>key the fuck out of her car
>key her parent's car
>open the house's backyard entrance
>her dog is not aggressive
>pick him up
>take him into my car
yesterday she asked me if I had seen her dog, when I went over to her house. Stupid bitch thinks someone went to her house to intentionally rob her, and fuck with her property.
Eat shit, Stephanie.
I named him Murdoc. He's a boxer. Honestly, he's too cute to kill. Honestly, I'll probably bring her dog food on the topings when she asks for pizza with beef. You can barely tell the difference.
Jokes on them, I don't even talk to women.
I just jerk off to porn and have a dog to keep me company.
I honestly hope this bitch has a mental breakdown.
Because #wastehistime2016 only works on non-Chads.
Chad doesn't care if some dumb bitch is playing games because he still has a dozen other women that want to fuck him.
I bought him dog food, and been I fed him pizza left overs from my job
>year of the practice gf
>practice gf was a thing way before this year anyway
>surprised that normie women won't do the same shit normie men have done to them and boast about it
While this could still be faked, its enough proof for me to believe it.
If this is real you should fuck with her food if she tries to use you again.
Then upload that shit
>"You see, it's the slow knife... the knife that takes its time, the knife that waits years without forgetting, then slips quietly between the bones... that's the knife that cuts deepest."
I'll try to find her facebook and a pic of her dog. doubt I'll find any of this one. I know she had an older one that they started breeding and this is one of the "puppies", he's like 8 months old
because of >>25614706
and the fact that Tyrones do this to Shaniquas much more often than white betas to white princesses. This in turn comes from the fact that half of male niggers are in jail so Shaniquas are desperate to compete and the remaining non-jailed Tyrones can thus be picky.
Couldn't find her facebook. Sorry. The only thing I have is a pic of one of the car's I key'd (her car)
Do not post more media, those infiltrated normies will look for her and tell her... Next time, cum over her pizza and take photos and at the next day send her the photos and ask her how tasty has her special ingredient
Are you just going to stop by stealing her dog?
Collect the dog's shit in a plastic bag then dump it in her backyard. Do this every other week and guaranteed she'll go crazy.
Will probably give him to my parents. Since I'm in an out of state uni, I'll be visiting them in a week, and I'll bring him with me, drop him off, and come back in time for school on monday.
>talk to dumb cunt over cupid
>meet for dinner last week
>fuck at her place
>makes me promise we're dating now
>mfw I blocked her and never looked back
Bitchas text me and I ignore
Cunts flirt with me and I scoff
Females send me friend requests and I block
Lift for self
#wastecuntstime4evr much success
>WAHHHHH MEN LEAD ME ON EVERY FUCKING DAY BUT IT ALL MEANS NOTHING
>BUT THE FRIENDZONE ISN'T REAL NOPE I REBLOGGED THAT ON TUMBLR
YOU HAVE DONE THAT YOURSELF
just wanted to add the texts senpai
nvm, found it, enjoy my friends
Looking for every stephanie on facebook and sending her this. I will find the right stephanie soon and she will know this beta fag stole her dog.
Fuck off beta fags you will get arrested for this
I really fucking hate normies. I don?t care what colour you are. I don?t care where you?re from. I don?t care what you do for a living. I don?t care what class you are, how you dress, what you smoke or drink or who you know or whom you?ve fucked.
I hate you all. I hate every last living, breathing, snot and feces producing, promiscuously copulating, celebrity obsessed, opinionated one of you. From right here in Toronto right around the planet and back, coast to coast, nationwide and internationally.
Fuck love. Fuck your insipid grasping at some abstract concept of chemical imbalances and reasonless actions, fumbling around in the crowd trying to find some cinematic supposition for real human interaction.
Fuck lust, too. Fuck you all, from the lowlife dirtbags that think dropping trou and waving the little soldier in a sloppy arc is a pick-up line to the sniveling of the desperate ?nice guys? who never get the girl due to a total lack of testosterone grown stones.
Fuck you all, from the crazy, under dressed sluts that judge a persons character by the price of their shirt, right down to the fat chicks that think personality is enough.
Fuck your culture. Fuck your race. Fuck your sense of entitlement. Fuck your sense of uniqueness. Fuck you all for the belief that you have something unique and interesting to contribute. Fuck you for filling the internet with your useless garbage. Fuck your blogs, your wikis, your forums. Fuck your ?roasting?. And most of all, fuck whatever you believe. It?s all shit. Fuck it.
Fuck your complaints. Fuck your addictions. Fuck your dependencies. Fuck your pain. Fuck your tears. Fuck selling whatever it is you sell. Fuck your manipulation of others. Fuck movies. Fuck fucking. Fuck everything you own. Fuck your allergies. Fuck your stupid commons sense. Fuck your spelling and fuck your lack of education, or your ignorance, whatever is applicable.
I don?t give a fuck. Shut the fuck up about it.
>TheReporterz.com is a news and entertainment company located in Chicago founded by Christopher Columbus to provide you news as they happen every article is based on a true story only the facts have been changed.
the correct response to this would be
>>sorry busy fucking one of your bimbo friends but thanks for noticing me
>Women pursue men significantly more attractive than them
>Men which women consider very attractive are much rarer than women who men find very attractive
>These men will fuck them because their sexual value is not reduced by sexual impropriety
>But they will not stay with them because the top 20% of men will end up with the top 20% of women
>Women could have any number of men of similar attractiveness to themselves
>NO IM ENTITLED TO A 8/10 GOD WITH A SIX PACK, FUCK OFF BETAS #WASTEHISTIME2016
Girls used to do this to me all the time on purpose, and I went to a therapist that told me I was crazy, and she really did keep sending the wrong person.
One chick fuck she was the worst, she would call me at 3AM begging for my dick, and then the next day pretend it never happened. She wasn't drunk she was literally waking me up in the middle of the night just to fuck with me. She also made sure she would call me after she had sex and "ask" why it took the guy so long to cum and describe it all, and I'd say please stop, but I couldn't stop. :(
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not to our sperglord standards.
People should take an example of you, this is how you take down dumb girls.
It's not just humor, either. People here are like "lol just take a joke" but they don't understand, women already started doing this shit long before this hashtag was trending, this is just them using Twitter to make their bullshit more socially acceptable, and any criticism is met with "well men are just as bad!" and "it's just a joke you can't criticize us!" Well that would be like me going to a comedy club in the hood as a white guy and making my whole routine about niggers then expecting not to get jumped when I say "lol just jokes calm down."
The one good thing that could come out of this is guys waking up and actually taking the red pill, working out, improving their lives, and putting women on the back burner. Make more guys realize that women should be a side treat and you shouldn't pander to them and do stupid shit like going to the same college just because "muh undying love" or letting a girl get free meals and rides from you.
I don't care if this is true or not, I lol'd
This pic of young Elliot looks like Oda from "I am a Hero"
Already on /r/4chan :')
Unless she's on a strict diet of solid rock for the past decade, you know she's going to figure it out.
The hell are you gonna do with the dog?
This, it's actually the sistine chapel of trolling. Next to zero effort required for amazing results. The roasties beat us at our own game and I'm actually impressed.
Are you being autist once more?? Why you give out real name on internet and everything so many people browse 4chan these days that somebody could easly recognize people involved...
Yeah but I don't really know why anyone here is mad though. If anything this is normies trolling normies. Why should we care? If anyone here was talking to a woman it was a waste of time anyway.
>woman has choice between dating dozens of guys
>decides to go with Chad and acts surprised when he pumps and dumps
>gets mad at all the betas she rejected, whose time she likely wasted already
Look a woman worshipping cuck
what a degenerate
Honestly, the chances of you finding her are VERY slim. I'll give you a hint; I go to one of the top school's in the country. If you can guess which one, I'll give you the first letter of her last name.
>thinking OP would actually write her real name on here
Wew lad, you must be retarded
>tfw thats been happening to me for my whole life and not just in 2016
fuck off normie
It's pretty fucking basic dude. People, for the most part, want kids. Women stop being able to have kids at around 40. They also want a partner that can take care of that kid. Considering most guys in their late teens to mid twenties are pretty fucking irresponsible, a trend starts to emerge where guys in their 30s (About the right age to raise kids) become much more highly wanted and considering that men never stop being able to have children, this plateaus for pretty much the rest of their life. Guys in their fifties are still able (assuming they have a good job and all) to provide for a family.
It's pretty basic, the Huffington Post of all places has done a few really interesting little articles on how it all works.
I honestly understand where you're coming from, trust me, I do. But she treated this dog like complete shit. Legit, the frontyard of her house looks amazing, but the backyard looked like total fucking shit. If she starts asking around for it, I'll give it back, no questions asked, I'll say I found it or some shit, but I honestly doubt it.
>niggress being the subhuman shit they are
>muslim subhuman sandniggress being cunts
Wew lad, what a tragedy.>>25614582
i welcome this # in hopes of bringing bout the second coming of rodgers
Next time bring her pizza again.
But before you do it take the pizza and lift carefully the layer of cheese.
Cum on the pizza and put the layer back.
Sthepanie and Chad will be eating your protein
So is this the equivalent of a kid(women) taking their anger out on something with less power(betas) because they cannot really take it out on the true source of their anger(chad), as it is more powerful and would blow them the fuck out?
>being this naive
It might have been a joke at first but women dont understand memes. This will end up as an actual thing. It is probably already being done to some poor fucks.
Dont think women arent cruel enough for this.
>thinking that any cute girl has my number
>thinking that I've met a cute girl in the past 5 years
>Millenials think they are the most progressive generation alive giving everyone rights that never had rights before
>Pushing for safe spaces
>Doing all this SJW trash to be more "compassionate"
>Then they pull this shit generalizing an entire gender and then treating everyone who shares said gender with that one person who was a dick.
This saddens me greatly. I suppose it was too hopeful for a "progressive" society to break away from generalizing assumptions based on one group and treating everyone on a person by person basis. Instead of allowing this cycle of hate to end, the cycle continues as these people create more bitter and angry people who will fuck over other people in the long run.
Maybe I'm just too nice for this world. Maybe I'm just an end result of failed genetics where I'm supposed to be a cunt to everyone to excel and kindness is just a myth and a two faced thing assholes use to pretend to everyone else that they aren't bad to avoid the social stigma of being an asshole.
Whatever the case, this isn't right and it seems like the world of peace, kindness, and love will never actually be a thing as long as there are vindictive assholes who are upset when their life doesn't go perfectly with no emotional booboos.
>girl randomly texts me asking to hang out
>five hours later, she still hasnt shown up or texted me
>have one night stands
>every time you want something more, Chad just wants sex
>instead of exacting your revenge on Chad, you instead take it out on men who seem to genuinely want to spend time with you and would give you everything Chad won't
>then questions why places like r9k and the redpill exist in CURRENT YEAR
I can't understand these people and their backwards way of thinking. Kudos to the women who know this movement is stupid. Fuck feminism
Damn Daffy ain't playing no games nigga. He sees his homie Porky getting the long bill by Chads Bunny and his roastie harem and this nigga was like, ENOUGH.
Truly Daffy Duck has earned the right to be called "my nigga".
I'm a normie chad, and saw this on a normie fb page, but holy shit I had to come here to congratulate you friend. I was laughing for a good 4 minutes after I read this, and another 5 minutes of childish giggling after I saw more posts proving this is true
This literally made my day
You are a fucking hero man