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I'm going to pick up my first hooker

Any suggestions?

I chose this grill because she answered her phone and didn't sound drunk

>200 for a half hour
>300 if I dont want to use a condom
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>>25614563
Sounds like a huge fucking rip off but I don't know shit about hooker rates
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>>25614563
>300 if I dont want to use a condom
ABORT ABORT ABORT

200 for half an hour with that is robbery.
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>>25614563
Have raw sex. Tood bad sounds expensive, I fucked her and more for 24 hrs for only 100 USD with no condom several times in Mexico
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>>25614877
How easy is it to get hookers in Mexico?

>>25614710
>2016
>paying for sex with a condom

Whats the point
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>>25614563

> no condom

go for it my nigger

every fucking escort where I live forces me to wear a rubber and I can never cum
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>>25614563
>200 for half hour

Why are you paying this much for the Pillsbury Doughboy's wife?
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>>25614985
Pretty easy. She is a bar girl stripper (like hosstes girl in Japan) but here in the club and outside ofnit you can kiss, foreplay, sucks kiss grab lick anything to tits and her body, guck, etc. Just find the one you want to fuck, have some chit chat to break ice evaluate and then settle the deal
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>>25614563

I've wasted thousands on whores, I regret it.
200/hr is a rip off, you're going to blink and it'll be over and you will feel robbed.
A girl offering unprotected full service? enjoy your aids.

OP you're retarded. Obviously you've done no research. Agency is always the best choice for a first timer. Have you bothered looking for review boards?
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>>25614563
Yeah dude I'd honestly go for the 300 and no condom. But you want to be the first dude to be there at least for that day. So I'd get her as early as possible.

>>25614662
200 is expensive but it's not a rip off. 300 Bare is also not a rip off but it all honestly depends on the girl.

100 dollar whores are the ones you gotta watch out for. They fuck dudes all day and as fast as possible. Most 100 dollar bitches just try to make you cum then kick you out. Most don't offer head.

For 300, this chick better be taking her time, sucking your dick, and at least having some conversation with you. Let her know you're inexperienced and she'll probably do everything she can to make you want to come back. Make sure you ask her to cuddle and shit too if you want. 300 should at least be a GFE for an hour or two.
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>>25615099
this fucking idiot... are you being serious? You don't sound experienced at all.

Finding an independent chick is the best choice because independent girls typically go with a no rush policy. Agency bitches means they are hookers with pimps.

Also, unless OP has a cut on his dick he's not going to get AIDS. It's possible he could get the herpes or clap but all you gotta do is examine the pussy dude. Make sure there aren't any weird bumps or sores.

I doubt this guy has wasted thousands on whores. Doesn't sound like he knows shit.
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>>25615099

> A girl offering unprotected full service? enjoy your aids.

well, if it finally lets me get off with a woman AND shortens my lifespan it's a fucking bargain
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when you cum, take your dick out, and take it out slowly

>don't keep fucking her
>don't pull out quickly
>if you want to fuck her again, pull out and put on a new condom

jizz makes a thin layer between the latex and the skin of your dick. the tight hold the latex has is gone. the condom will come off easily as fuck. if you aren't careful, you'll have her hooker juice all over your naked penis.

also wash your junk thoroughly as soon as possible. viruses can't exist in open air, so that kills lots of them. but any fluid in the creases of yourpelvic area *could* start something. just wash the whole area for a clean slate.
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>>25615167
>conversation


lel
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>>25614563
wow, only $200 to spend half an hour with a post-wall pancake titted fat roastie

what a deal
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>>25615218

>I doubt this guy has wasted thousands on whores

Doubt all you want. Agency doesnt mean pimps, all the ones i've used have been legit registered businesses. Never got rushed, always professional safe service and they all had great attitudes. They always arrived and left on time.

Independents have dicked me around, cancelled etc..


Anyways I'm glad I got out of it, it's for fucking losers.
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>>25615289
Raw sex its the best
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>>25614563
I can't be the only person who thought from the catalog this bird was a nun.
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>>25616505
Yes you are kiddo
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I used to get feels on a bitch
Now I put shields on the dick
To stop all that HIV shit
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>>25614877
24 hours? how does that work out? You cum in 5-15 minutes, sit down and chat with her for 30 minutes. Pump her for 5-15 minutes again. Sit down and chat with her for 3 hours. Pump her for 5 minutes till a blank comes out, sit down and chat with her for 6 hours??

Or did you just keep going at it, if so sounds like you didn't enjoy it. Wtf are you doing in those 24 hours? Confessing your love for her and taking her out on dates?
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>>25614563
>>200 for a half hour
Nigga you could get like 8 hookers at the same time for that price in Thailand

Why the fuck are you fucking illegal western hookers when you could go get 3rd world hookers?
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>>25615779

fuck man I'd pay triple their price if it meant going in raw

I just want to know what it's like pounding a nice, wet pussy with my bare cock
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>>25616827
>kiddo
I'll wring your nek with your entrails, love.
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>>25616943
Yeap, fucking and cuddling. Watch tv, talk, eat together, walk, etc. It was paid for sex and companiship
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>>25617003
Only condor sex? Or khv?
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>>25616943
We fucked seversl times, after the 5th condom we went raw. Best tigh warm pussy ever. Loved when she leglocked me and I cummed inside meanwhile kissing sucking nipples and tits and moat. Also enjoyed a full dsy during mothers day with her to fuck and moar
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>>25615779
Nice panties? Loved her well kept bush
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>>25614985
>How easy is it to get hookers in Mexico?
How easy is it to get wet in the shower? Hot, fit, clean girls who won't rob you are hard mode.
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>>25614563
>>200 for a half hour
Ripped the fuck OFF
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>>25617369
She was girl. After a test period of 3 months seeing her only in bar then I suggest to paid a day for sex and company
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>>25617514
Girl from bar
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