>tfw got pinworms because I wash once a month
>too fucking embarassed to go to the pharmacy and buy medicines myself
>too fucking embarassed to tell my mom, besides I'd lose all my good boy points if she found out I rarely take baths
>only way out of this is to infect my entire family so that someone will come out before me and take all the blame as I pretend to not have nothing and just take the medicine "out of precaution"
>I have been fingering my anus and then touching everywhere for the past 2 weeks
So, how did you start your 2016 /r9k/?
Well don't infect your family that's seriously messed up. Just go out of town to a place you'll never go again to get the medicine
>>25614578 eat less a tape worm won't fix your problem it's just temporary weight loss
The only paratise that makes you lose weight is the tapeworm. You can get it from eating infected and poorly cooked meat or fish. Not sure if there are other ways to get it. You should not keep a tapeworm too long or it will probably kill you.
Fun fact 1: the tapeworm in my language translates to "lonely/solitary worm" so it's the perfect companion for robots.
Fun fact 2: if you have a tapeworm and you starve yourself for a few days, then open your mouth in front of a piece of rotten meat, the worm will be so starved it will crawl up your guts and come out of your mouth to eat.
You're willing to do permanent damage to your body just to lose weight when you can STOP FUCKING EATING as much. Stupid fucking fatasses too bad none of the nutrition goes to their brain.
as someone that couldn't gain weight, i wondering for some times
but once i passed exams for the appendice, and they operated me, i guess they would have found him if he was there
the scary thing is i sometimes feel something is passing behind one or the other eye