/nopoop/ 2016

>used to shit 7 times a day
>eventually cut back to 3
>started noshit today

It's been a few hours and I can't get rid of the stomach pains. I tried not looking at pictures of shit but I'm just thinking about it constantly anyway. What do I do?

Dear god what the fuck

Nopoop is just a meme that will give you ass cancer. The real problem cutting down on toilet paper as it releases endorphins when you wipe.

Who NoWipe here?

>>25612058
Proverbs 14:9: Fools mock at making amends for sin, but goodwill is found among the upright.

>>25612058
have you gotten the confidence boost?
Do girls look at you differently?

>>25612058
>only made it 4 days into no fap.

This sounds easier. Can I start now?

Cant. I take 4 huge dumps a day, I would be exploding with shit right now. I only eat bananas

joking aside though, if you don't poop your poop will gather and compress in to a rock hard log of pain and you will give yourself an anal fissure
go poop

If I go for longer than 3 days I eventually really fucking need to poop. Like the head almost fucking sticks out. It's really hard not to shit yourself at these moments but the relief from taking a huge shit is very nice.

Even though girls give me more attention on nopoop it's very hard to do.

>>25612210
I haven't wiped in a decade since modern toilet paper is impregnated with fecal promoters that encourage frequent defecation and I only like to drop stool every few days.

>>25612058
In case you're not already doing this: Eat nothing but MREs.