banned from /tv/ so let's talk about porn. r9k has better

man I fucking hate all professionally made porn.

i don't want to see fucking dudes, or hear them talking. i don't even want to hear the girls most the time, saying the most unerotic shit.

>>25611874
It depends. I'll agree with you that men are just props and should say nothing, but women talking or commenting on the man's body or dick turn me on. It's just when they go overboard that I can't stand it.

Most guys who watch porn don't have a dick the size of a baseball bat, so why make every guy in these films enormous? Ruins the fantasy imho.

>>25611858
the fuck is that shit anon

>>25611874
>i don't want to see fucking dudes, or hear them talking. i don't even want to hear the girls most the time, saying the most unerotic shit.
That's why solo stuff is best.

Who fap hero here?
>tfw can't get past round 3

>>25611977
It's purely about it being able to enter her pussy from awkward angles and not block the view from the audience. And most of it is optical illusion. Most porn sluts are tiny and the men are manlets with above average sized dicks. Still bigger tan average but even Steve Holmes has admitted his dick is only slightly longer than 7 inches. Puts it in perspective.

>>25611994
I fapped five times yesterday.

Zero today.

Record would be somewhere over ten in a day but I don't know the exact number.

>can only get off to live cams where they say hi to me

>>25612069
>pay for prostitutes
>Enjoy the time talking and cuddling more than the sex

>banned from tv

Story of my life. Those fucking faggots

You know what I'd like to see? A male porn star that was 18 but looks younger. Nerdy,runty,awkward and ultra beta. Then film a full length movie where he's a high schooler despised by both peers and adults,but due to an accident from his chemistry experiments gets doused with Super Pheromones that make even the most uptight bitch want to jump his bones. Raunchy comedy and burning hot sex.

The other idea would be a historical drama of the previous Civil War south,accurate in detail and explicit in sex. A young nobleman exploring Europe with his sex slaves in tow. Old world perversion meets new world chutzpah. Beautifully photographed and with a rousing soundtrack.

What do y'all think?

>>25612049
Fap hero is a specific porn video where the goal is to fap to the entire video.