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>tfw got a robot bf the other day
>apparently we lived close
>visit him
>cuddle, hold hands, take walks together, and other cute stuff
>move in with him, he's a neet
>decide to work and earn even more money for him
>cook his breakfast every morning
>try my best to make him happy everyday
Other femanons should just look for a robot bf. They're so cute when they're happy, and being able to give them everything they want is one of the best feels.
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>>25611815
Are either or both of you overweight?
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So you just met him and cuddled and moved in?

Slut detected.
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I JUST WANT A GF WHO UNDERSTANDS THE ANXIETY AND PANIC I FEEL OVER THE THOUGHTS OF GROWING UP AND WILL ALLOW ME TO TRY BE THE MOST PERFECT HOUSE HUSBAND POSSIBLE
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>>25611824
He's somewhat chubby, but he's cute because of that.
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>>25611815
I JUST WANT MY QT MENTALLY ILL SENPAI I WANT TO BE THERE WITH HIM THROUGH HIS EPISODES AND COOK FOR HIM AND CLEAN AND SUCK HIS DICK BUT I'M TOO SHY TO EVEN BE HIS FRIEND
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>>25611843
no

this can't be real

it's not real

you're not serious

this post is a joke

why couldn't it be me instead

f u c k
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>>25611831
As a near 30 normie wagecuck, this just accurately described my life's dream.

Unfortunately, my wife's job can be done by a touch screen and a rolling cart (server). Back to the cuck mines I go....
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>>25611867
Your wife is lucky to have a job like that..

Last time I thought about having to get a job, work with other people, eventually move out, pay bills, and become an adult, I broke down having a panic attack, I thought I was going absolutely crazy because I didn't know what it was. I thought I was in another dimension and that my brain was running at 400%.
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>>25611902
That's because you're a big pussy. Normal adults, hell, even junkies get jobs. We all feel that way, we just power through it year after year until we're no longer phased by it.

Robots are scared children, terrified of facing real life. Robots are quitters, rather than muscling through their cowardice they give up.
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>>25611831
Shhh anon, tell me about you, why are you so sad
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>>25611815
What's your partner count? Is he just taking leftovers?
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>>25611991
One time a boy back in junior high asked me out as a prank, and only dated me out of pity apparently.
If that counts, then i've had one partner in the past.
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>>25611991
Shouldn't you be worthy of a good wife? If you're not than why be unhappy with someone who isn't perfect when you're probably even lower status than her.
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>>25612005
your bf is lucky then. I hope he dies or something
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>>25611815
do you have nice feet?
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>>25611815
>ywn be a house husbando for a nice femanon
Fuck you OP I didn't need to feel this right now
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>>25611983
I'm not sure if sad is right, it's like the other anon said, I'm just scared. I'm just really, really scared.
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op is a fat roastie
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How did you meet him? This makes me hopeful, but depressed.
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>>25612090
We exchanged skypes one day in a thread, when we found out we lived by each other we became closer.
After a few emotional talks, we decided to date.
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>>25611815
Please stop enabling immaturity.
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>>25612046
I'm not an innie unfortunately.
However, i'm not fat, so that's good I think?
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>>25612040
I can be your steam friend and help you deal with daily tasks if you want me to, l was the female version of you when l got kicked out
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One coupon for a free NEET boyfriend
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>>25612031
You don't know me, I can live without a relationship. Also kek to you admitting that a good wife is one with a low partner count.

You're admitting that it's not personality and other traits. Tell me, why would I go so far as marry just anyone? What's the point to the marriage, really? I never even thought about having a wife desu senpai I just know the women with high partner counts are willing to have sex with you regardless of the status of the relationship. Why even try to move a woman to wife material, if she's going to have sex with you regardless? You pretty much got what you wanted, and you're not going to get anything more from putting a ring on it.

However it adds value to a person knowing that you're the only one who could've locked them down. If anything I feel that if somehow a woman married me, she's the lucky one and not me. I'm pretty talented. There's an endless line of women with high partner counts who are willing to date me, no reason to marry any of them because the supply is so high.
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>>25611815
I'm glad for you, anon. I hope both of you are happy and get to spend your days being comfy and saying sweet nothings to each other when half asleep.

I mean it.
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>>25611815
They'll just leave when something better comes along, they just bitch and moan about the female version of themselves. Self hate at its finest.
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>>25612124
Thanks, but I don't think that will work..

I can't talk to people, that's not just the "2shy" stuff either, but I actually get anxious and panicky when I even think about adding someone.

Sorry..
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>>25611831
I know that awful feel
It's fucking terrifying
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>>25612169
I couldn't leave if I wanted to t.b.h
I've got codependency issues
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>>25612179
I'm sure you'll be fine anon, all you need is more confidence
l heard working out boosts confidence
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>>25612107
I've done this twice. First time I ended up talking to a tripfag who thought they were some sort of hero of tripfaggery, and the second time I talked with a qt for almost 3 days before she disappeared. She might have killed herself, and it depresses me. She may have just had enough of me, or been a man, and that depresses me too.

I wish I could just give up.
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>>25611815
>everything they want

yfw all he wanted was a non-roastie gf
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>>25612237
>yfw I like roasties myself
I'm the only true robot
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>>25612219
I'm sorry..
I don't have the money for a home gym or know anyone who can help me start at a proper one, even then I think with all the mirrors in them and how hard it would be to tell if someone's watching me or not, I'd probably have a really horrible time.
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>>25612237
I told him over skype about that, but he said it was fine as long as I was white for some reason, but hey, I am white.
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>>25612136
We know the bf described is a chubby neet who's gf is cooking and providing for him, she'd have to be pretty bad for me to say he could do better.
>admitting that a good wife is one with a low partner count.
I meant to.
>all the rest of that
All I'm saying is beggars can't be choosers, you're not a beggar? That's fine. It doesn't mean be self-destructive either but if OP is legit it sounds like a good situation for the bf.
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>>25612264
He's most like a /pol/ type natsoc
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>>25612262
I can help you, anon. I've been seriously lifting since last year, a home gym isn't even expensive and it's not necessary if you focus on weight loss.
l can help you, anon, please let me ;_;
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>>25612264
White women literally CANNOT be robots. As a half asian female I hope you die.
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>>25612295
>l can help you, anon
MISAKI GF ALERT
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>anon is throwing away a woman begging for him
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>>25612298
I know, I don't view myself as a robot since females in general can't be robots.
I don't usually post here, but i'm sure you'll be able to find a bf one day, if you want one.
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>>25612298
You're almost everyone on this board's dream. Whenever I suggest I'm not attracted to Asian women I get spammed with replies about how I'm a faggot
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>>25612298
FREE COUPON FOR 1 (ONE) NEET BF
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>>25612347
fine i'll take it, give me your skype.
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>>25612302
I've been an edgy bitch for years, never had much friends and was a social autist, l have been browsing 4chan for years, but never have l related to someone that mucb. You reminded me of myself anon, l just want to help
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>>25612328
Plump ass skinny autist stalker?
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>>25611815
Literally perfect.

>tfw you will never have a top quality worker-slave gf
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>>25611861
inb4 spread yr legs
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>>25612354
Gattsu.Gattsu.Gattsu
Please be real.
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>>25612368
I'm a skinny autist, but I don't have a plump ass nor do I stalk anyone
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>tfw there's a femanon willing to do that currently for me but I'm too detached from people due to being alone all my life
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>>25612040
>>25612179
>>25612262
>>25612302
I fucking hate you anon
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>>25612368
Yes that is me, feels pretty weird being recognized man.
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>>25612386
I thought you were the half asian girl who stalks schizos from the fembot thread. I'm surprised there's another half asian chick.
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>>25612411
I'm a guy man
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>>25612295
B E M Y G F
E
M
Y
G
F

just kidding. I get laid with 8/10+ girls on the regular. I come to /r9k/ because to enjoy other's suffering
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>>25612359
That anon wasn't me. All I posted was the misaki gf thing.
He must be really lucky to find someone like you willing to help him, though.
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>>25612295
I'm being serious, I'm too autistic, it won't be the type of helping you think you'll be doing. I can't talk to people, it'll just be you talking at me and trying to encourage me and then me shutting down and maybe responding once or twice before appearing offline. Every past experience I've had with people says that it's really not worth it for the people trying to talk to me/get to know me. I really am sorry.

I feel worse if I keep replying after this, so I probably wont again,

>>25612315
It's not that I'm doing this because I want to.
I've already got that really floating feeling like I'm losing connection or something.
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>>25612422
You threw me through a loop but she got it >>25612408 the girl you linked is her that's who I was talking about, when you described yourself I got lost, anyways I'm gonna go back to lurk mode.
>>25612408
GL with your crush.
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>>25612328
That's because you're an actual homosexual, not because of your opinions. No one cares about those.
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If you want to really make him happy slit his throat while he's sleeping. That's what they want.
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>>25612465
Fuck you anon
I'm terrified of finally growing up and giving up all my manchild shit.
I can tell my family is starting to hate me over it and I can feel what little control over my life I have slip away.
I honestly just spend my day playing vidya and shitposting to try and ignore how scared I am (which only makes it worse) and the thought of someone begging to help me is something I can't comprehend. Fuck you for throwing something like that away.
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>>25611815

>this thread was made by a neckbeard trying to trick women into providing for a neckbeard
>just like how "practice gf" threads are made by legbeard hamplanets in order to trick boys into providing for hamplanets

It's all just games
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>>25612402
I don't hate him, he's a nice person. Leave him alone, maybe he needs help.
He's lost, and he needs guidance. But he doesn't even respond ;_;

>>25612425
No you don't anon, you're still a virgin and wish you had a girlfriend. Nobody's going to upvote you, you can tell the truth :]

>>25612428
I'm pretty sure that one day you'll find a gf too, there are better girlfriends than me, remember to be nice to everyone you meet. My older brother gave me this tip
"Be nice to every boy you meet and keep in contact with them, they all want a gf like you but better looking. Then you make yourself look good and they'll want to date you"
You could do the same anon, girls love abs really


>>25612465
It can't end like this, anon. I'm going to change you, to make you all nice and happy. Then you'll be my qt bf and we'll be happy forever give me a chance l'll do my best
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>>25611831
No, god damn it, no
;__;
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I live on my own and just want a partner or anyone who has similar problems to come live with me ;___;
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>>25612565
>No you don't anon, you're still a virgin and wish you had a girlfriend. Nobody's going to upvote you, you can tell the truth :]

I do actually. It started as a coping mechanism after my qt pure asian gf broke up with me and i havent stopped since simply because it's what i do now.

I have moved on from her, but i do sometimes wish i had a gf. Should i push this thought out of my mind because i'll end up getting cucked again or should i try to date a grill and end my degenerate lifestyle?
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This thread hits too close to home
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>>25611831
A woman would respond withh something like
>Eeewww, why would a woman want to date an ugly loser like you? WHAT can you do for a woman? Maybe you'll find someone who has desperate as you.

I've gotten responses on r9k from "fembots" over this. I said a woman should be satisfied with having a man to cuddle, be with, to love and she said "maybe someone as desperate as you." I gave up on women long ago.
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>>25612565
>"Be nice to every boy you meet and keep in contact with them, they all want a gf like you but better looking. Then you make yourself look good and they'll want to date you"
Hang on a minute... something smells fishy.
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>>25612619
I want a man who is useful for me, helpful to me, devoted to me and who is capable of elevating our status. That will be a man I'll be satisfied cuddling, loving and being with. You all obviously fail at that.
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>>25612602
>cucked
>qt pure asian gf
JU..fuck
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>>25612660
Fuck off
/r9k/ is the pathetic loser board of course we aren't like that
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>>25612660
It seems you aren't interested in sharing your love. You only want to receive and not give. You want a man to worship you and your beauty. You aren't a good woman in my eyes because you aren't humble. You desire a man that is greater than you.
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>>25612675
No wonder you don't have a gf.
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>>25612602
You should work hard to get a qt gf, you can't "fuck and dump" women.
Well, you physically can, but that's not nice anon.
[Spoiler] be nice >:([/spoiler]


>>25612645
It never worked with me, boys take 5-10 minutes to respond, l tried looking good though. It's probably my height
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>>25612685
Not her but don't most women?
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>>25612694
Not that other anon, but can you please save me
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>>25612695
I guess that proves that most women are selfish. It's rare to find another woman who'll give you love instead of receiving only.
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>>25612685
But that's exactly what robots want, receive from a woman and not give anything she actually wants in return. You desire women who are greater than you. Of course girls are not attracted to that.
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>>25612713
You're just as selfish, little bitter males.
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>>25612713
I'm sorry I should have quoted the relevant part.
>You desire a man that is greater than you.
I thought that was normal.
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>>25612714
Robots just want love from the opposite sex. They want to fill the void in their soul and have a woman to be one with. Do you not understand anything about human nature, the point of relationships or do you even know what the meaning of marriage is? What robots want is very simple and small.
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>>25612687
Yes because I'm a pathetic loser
That's why I post here
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>>25612709
I don't know anon, l just wanted to save him, l know he can be fixed, but he doesn't want to.
Give me your steam name and l'll add you, alright ?
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>>25612754
My steam name is shakes3232
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>>25612728
>>>/tumblr/
32 original
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>>25612740
>love
>very simple and small

Those are two opposite statements.

Don't speak in abstracts, be specific and in detail. Let's say a girl wants to draw or write her yaoi porn which makes her happy and not spend time with you for a couple of days. It's just her, her creations and the other women like her who like her stuff. Are you going to be a mature adult and let her have her space and time for herself so that she can be fulfilled, realized and happy, or are you going to be an immature brat bitching at her doing something harmless which she profoundly enjoys? If it's the latter, you don't love her and are just a selfish leeching little shit.
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>>25611815
Femanons should just fuck guys at random, like literraly just just on a few dicks every night... maybe even see how many "boyfriends" you can have at one time just for a laugh
>fixed
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>>25612754
>'winter girlfriend'
What the fuck is wrong with normies.
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>>25612856
is that an actual thing? I'm so fucking disconnected from society, I just see this shit like twerking that they come up with and shake my head
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>>25612856
Anon it's a /fit/ post, sorry l offended you


>>25612764
I'll make sure to add you, let me workout first anon
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>>25612844
Why? Sex doesn't last very long unlike real love.
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>>25612876
I know what you mean
Everyone I know thinks I'm gay because of it.
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>>25612817
I love my bf because he knows when not to bother and leave me alone to my things.

I'll teach my children that as well. They need to stop leeching off mommy and be independent asap.
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>>25612898
>tfw been independent my whole life
>tfw it feels like fucking shit
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>>25612876
Twerking just looks foolish.
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>>25612883
Oh I forgot that a vagine gives you both those of things. lel have fun~~!
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>>25612922
That's because you're weak.

I've been independent my whole life as my mother taught me and it feels fucking great. It even attracted me a truly great bf.
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>>25612976
>I want a living
>I want to work for a living
eh. enjoy your good feels tho
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>Turning down this opportunity of a lifetime

I will never, ever get such an offer. Ever. I feel terrible.
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Can I have a gf in California? I'm stable. Economically and mentally. I'm not bad looking either
pls respond
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>>25612898
>wagekeks thinking they're independent
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>>25612976
I've been independent since 18. I'm 19 now. I have no parents, I fled 2000 miles to another state after my father died. My mother is mentally ill and is homeless herself. I have my own place, a job, and am a very hard worker. You women are just egotistical, you been told all your lives that you deserve everything. You don't, none of you have grown up. You are all still have a mental age of a spoiled little bratty girl. This is the biggest turn off for a man who can look past your bleeding hole.

I also made these posts: >>25612740
>>25612685
>>25612619

You women know nothing of struggle. Everyday I see you women living in bliss because fo your privilege in life. Being the desired gender, you are showered by love, money and your desires are given to even the worst of you. You know nothing of long suffering or struggle.
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honk honk
just a reminder everyone
you are NEVER going to be loved truly

Please divert your attention to taking over and destroying the world again
Don't buy into this pathetic relationship shit- friendships and/ or companions like pets are more meaningful and fulfilling than this trite shit
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>>25613380
>CRAAAAWLIIIING IIIIIIN MYYYY SKIIIIIIIN, THEEEEEEESE WOUUUNDS THEY WIIIIILL NOOOOT HEAAAAAL

The post.
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>>25613430
You live such a good upper middle class life that you cannot even process someone having a bad life. Thus you compare it to some edgelord music you listen to, to try to be deep and a victim.
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>>25613467
Lol I got to upper middle class thanks to myself and my mother pulling my father through. You've got no one to blame but yourself if you're a failure. I have a good life because I earned it, while you didn't earn shit.
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Not even a NEET or ugly, I just want a small and innocent gf to cuddle with.
Why is this so difficult?
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>>25612882
Could you add me too or send me an email?

>>25611831
I'm a NEET just like that.. I don't even know if careful guidance and gentle nudging would save me now though. I did follow the conversation carefully.

I'm just not cut out for this fast paced stuff, I would have liked to settle down and be useful to someone instead of like a big organization or something. I don't know.
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nah, there's barely any girls on 4chan in Canada, and even if there are, they're either pseudo-normies (not an asocial virgin), or like, don't respond, ever. they're also always drug addicts (but so are most Canadian anons, they all fucking do meth and shit), idk why

and either way they get snatched up in an instant since the male to female chan users in Toronto is like 10:1
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If i post my skype will I get a gf?
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>>25613962
Maybe. The only way to find out is to do it.
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>>25613974
But I don't like putting my skype name on here in case someone doxes me and finds my r9k posts in the archive.
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>>25614010
Post it so I send you a bunch of fag porn anon
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>>25611867
>Cuck mines
fucking kek
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>>25613962
I got a gf when I posted my skype.

It was a long time ago, though.
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>>25614108
I wouldn't like that.
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>>25614242
But my dick will fag
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>>25613546
What's your steam name
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>>25611831
>ywn be a househusband
>ywn be a NEET with a comfy wife and house
Why fucking live
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>>25612376
>No response
I'll get a gf one day.
One day.

>>25613962
Get in line desu.
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>>25612107
Thats how I met one guy
I never met anyone that thinks so much like me
He is not interested in having a relationship and he nowdays rarely even replies
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This thread is hitting too close to home. I feel like I'm about to cry.

I went to school. I got a good job. I take care of myself physically. I'm not unstable. I try to be as genuine and sincere as possible. Why can't I be loved? How can I even find a girl at this point in my life? I feel like I missed my chance and I'm always going to be alone. I'm honestly not asking for much. She wouldn't have to be fit or attractive. She wouldn't have to have a job, I wouldn't mind if she was a NEET and I'd take care of her. She doesn't have to be a virgin.

I'd be a good boyfriend. I'd be loyal. I'd be honest. I'd never hit her or yell at her. I'd never treat her badly. I'd always cherish her and try to make her feel as happy and loved as I could. I'd giver her all the attention she wants, and space when she wants to be alone.

Why can't I just have what everyone else gets to have? Why do I always have to be by myself?

Please, somebody tell me. What can I do? How can I find someone to love me? I don't know what to do.
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>>25611815
FUCK OFF, SLUT.
I WANT TO BE ABLE TO COMFORT A QT ROBOT BOY RATHER THAN SCARE IT AWAY WITH MY CRAZED PASSION.
YOU'RE PROBABLY PRACTICE.
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>>25615096
Please comfort me. You won't scare me away, I promise. I'd be happy to have somebody care about me.
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>>25615120
It's probably a man, baby.
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>>25615120
THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY AND SPONTANEOUSLY RUN AWAY THEREAFTER
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>>25614281
steamcommunity.com/id/RoaRoa
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This whole thing smells of fat degenerates
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>>25612298
>Asian woman
>not literally shitting all over us white woman
You guys has the thin gene and didn't have an age of feminism that fucked you up. Fuck you.
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>>25615169
nicAsturias

I promise I won't. Here's my skype. Please write me. Nothing has to come of it if you decide don't want anything to do with me, but at least write me. I won't run.
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>>25615250
>thin gene
put it down roastie mcfat
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>>25615279
>initially promising something inevitable
>RED FLAG
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l messed up..
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>>25615279
C-can I write you too?
I dont really have friends
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>>25615363
Yes please do. I'd be fine with a friend.
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1 (ONE) TICKET FOR A FREE NEET BF

Pros:
>Like anime, games, and reading
>Hard to anger
>People think i'm funny
>Occasional self-improvement
>Big dig
>Failed normie
>Can function in society, but i'll need some warm-up
>Not obese
>Will never cheat (not just because I can't)

Cons:
>Still really autistic
>Still pretty fat
>Might be bald soon
>Prone to bouts of self-loathing and self-pity
>Can be pretty rude, sometimes without meaning to
>Poor
>NEET
>Stingy
>I like being a NEET

Neutral:
>Coffee addiction
>Fap multiple times a day until dick too sore
>Anal obsession
>Don't want kids for a long time
>Can be more dependent or independent depending on how you treat me
>No friends
>Tenuous relationship with family

CASH TICKET HERE: [email protected]

Requirements:
>Female
>Want to love or be loved
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>>25615342
It's not inevitable...

Are you serious about anything you're saying, or is this a joke?
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>>25615011
i know what you mean... i'm 20 and don't think i'm the most mature guy out there but honestly i think i'm doing pretty good at live. i'm a student, i learned to talk freely to people and i don't think i look that bad.i really improved myself the last years but that doesn't change that i'm still a kissless virgin and now i read that I'm apperently not psychological troubled and needy enough to get a girl like this or being an alpha to get normie girls.
sometimes i forget why i even bothered to improve.
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>>25615435
I'm wholeheartedly serious.
Will forever be abandoned as a result of how insane I can be.
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>>25612876
>>25612856
I hear about winter boyfriends over a decade ago. Literally a man with no job or who just can't keep his shit together gets with a girl over winter. Then leaves in spring. It is a very real thing that can be common depending on where you live.

A woman would literally rather fuck and bring home a handsome piece of shit that can't even bathe or pay a bill, but will kick bite and scream against a man who's anything less than perfection unless he throws every $ he makes at her.

Women are truly the worst people.
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>>25615011
would you take a fat gf with an ok face
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>>25615411
>Pros:
>Like anime
>Failed normie
Both cons, m8.
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>>25615469
I feel like once I graduated I lost all chances of finding a woman. If you still have time, do whatever you can to make friends or find a girlfriend. At the very least those connections will help you once you graduate as long as you stay in the area.

I feel like I have to start from 0.
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i would love to be a house husbando, i can cook clean, wash the dishes, and plenty of love, any femanons interested? i swear ill be the nicest house husbando you can think of
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>>25615543
If someone doesn't like anime, I can accept that. If someone actively dislikes anime, I don't want much to do with them unless they have some other redeeming quality.

Being a failed normie is a con, missed that.
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>>25615531
Why not give me a chance? I'm incredibly lonely and needy, so even if you can be overbearing I'd still never leave you. I develop dependency issues with people who show me kindness so even when they inevitably start treating me badly I still stay. I wouldn't abandon anyone. I'm always the one that gets abandoned.
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>>25615546
i'm studying computer science... i have only 2 girls in class that are not twice as old as me and they seem like the worst normie bitches. pretty much always had classes like this
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That feel when no NEET girlfriend to share welfare with.

When we'll never stay up at night poking each other with our feet and arguing about lore from ES games, then play games and watch stupid things all day.

We'll never buy a sack of snacks and eat them all day while lazing around free of expectational bullshit.

We'll never draw together.

I suffer from panic attacks and have agoraphobic for years though so I'm probably headed for the noose.
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Get a dog instead. Much easier to control and won't have as many needs.
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Good, I'm happy for you guys OP. I like to think I'll find love someday. I'm not autistic or overweight either, my mental illness just acts as a big social barrier. I've been approached by girls but I always fuck it up. I can talk to people fine most of the time, but I always manage to scare them off if I happen to have a delusional episode when I go off my meds, and it's really hurt me over the years. Hell, I don't even want a gf, just a friend who has my back and doesn't act according to his/her own self interest. People are fucking shitty man.
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>>25615531
Stop posting and send that guy a message.
>tfw no overbearing obsessive gf to make you feel like someone cares
I'm dead senpai.
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>>25615655
You're the same as me then. I had that same problem. I don't know what to tell you. The normie advice would be to join a club and 'put yourself out there' but I'd never take it.

I'll tell you for sure that it's not going to get any easier once you graduate. At least there you have the possibility of meeting a girl around campus.
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>>25611815
This has to be bait no self respecting person would put their own life on hold just to be a crutch relationships go both ways I'm sorry but it just does not work like that

Sorry to any anons that wish for this but it's a two way thing you can't just sit on your ass and have someone hand you everything on a platter it's selfish and pathetic be someone you would want to date yourself.
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>>25615595
I develop dependency issues once he seemingly accepts my affection.

I don't use Skype, anyway.
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>>25615663
>draw together
Please be my boyfriend ;_;
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>>25615775
Where are you from?

locationablocks
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>>25615734
My life was never fun before I met him. I worked a small job at the time, and every day was the same as the last one before.
It is possible.
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>>25615794
saskatchewan
It's that too far? ;_;
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>>25615734
>put their life on hold
>works harder
>is in a relationships when they weren't before
?????
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>>25615825
I'm sorry, I'm European.
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>>25615817
Impossible you are just saying that because you are lonely but that's okay we all are here it seems to me like you are just projecting the life you want shame it's really not likely be real here
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>inb4 timestamps ITT
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>>25615745
[email protected]

Here's my email then. Come on, senpai. We can be dependent on each other.
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>>25615734
Well, I was willing to be that for a girl I met here. She was a neet and I would have been willing to move in with her and take care of her. She decided she could do better though I guess.
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>>25615731
yeah i tried that and i know some girls but it feels like i just havent met anyone that is attracted to me. maybe im just really unlucky who knows. but thanks for the advice
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>>25615963
First it was a guy now it's a girl at least get your stories straight if you are going to bullshit anon
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>tfw no qt fembot gf to eventually get my heart broken by
life is truly suffering
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>>25616024
I'm a different person chiming in, my friend. I wasn't involved in the conversation before that post.

People here are lonely. Don't underestimate what lonely people will put up with for affection.
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>tfw no shy girl to help me be not completely insane
>tfw had one girlfriend I thought was like me, turned out to be a stupid normie slut even though she was a virgin at 18, realized I'm fucked up and left me
>tfw broken
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I would fear a robot gf more than a Stacy gf. Stacy is a simple soul who, although admittedly egoist, ultimately believes in the righteousness of man and cannot say anything more than superficially harmful. A robot gf, however, might have suffered suitably, or read enough German philosophy, to be capable of utterly destroying my self-concept with their final rebukes.
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>>25616048
Been there. It's really bad. I'm much worse off than when I met her. The problem with fembots is that they're a little unstable, so sometimes it's impossible to make things work with them long term.
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>>25616125
german philosophy cant destroy you as effective as a simple mind that is trained her whole live to gain profit out of some guys feelings and her looks but its always about how how deep you're engaged in a relationship.
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might as well give it a shot
im a 22 year old khv who lives with his parents
Pros:
>i can cook pretty good
>virgin
>clingy
>i can clean the house
>i always like to have everything clean not messy
>like anime and vidya
Cons:
>virgin
>too dependent of someone once i get shown affection
>never held up a real job
>never had a gf
i doubt ill get a single email but if anyone is interested my email is [email protected]
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>>25616185
i know this, ive been in love with a fembot before. this type of love really brings out the masochist in me.
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>>25612465
If I knew you irl you'd be mine already. I'm quite proficient in handling shy autists. Just saying.

>>25616210
>>i can clean the house
>>i always like to have everything clean not messy
This is one of the most important traits. gj

>>too dependent of someone once i get shown affection
I will coach you to independence and then keep that sweet core of loyalty.

Hypothetically, that is. I'm not interested in internet relationships.
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>>25615913
>>25615745
P L E A S E R E S P O N D
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>>25611815
>robot bf
literally an oxymoron
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>>25616197
I disagree. The acerbity and incisiveness of reproach is always proportional to the acuity of its speaker. I'm sure there are smart Stacies out there, of course, but non-normies as a whole are more insightful with regard to weakness and the human condition at large. Stacy might call my dick small, but a robot gf could say something that invalidates my entire existence.
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>>25616367
ah shame but oh well, thanks anyways anon at least i know that one person in this world finds some competence in me, so thanks for that
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>>25616210
Where do you live ? Western Europe here
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>>25616367
Whereabouts do you live, anon?
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>>25616367
did you intend to sound like a total bitch in every way or do you actually consider that a nice thing to say to somebody?
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>>25611815
> bf the other day
I don't think you know what situation you're supposed to use that in.
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>tfw all I want is a qt boy to crossdress for me
>tfw I don't care if he's a neet, a virgin, manly, or chubby, I'll still think he's cute
>tfw all I want is someone who can deal with my tranny shit
>tfw I just want someone who I can be clingy with and who will be clingy with me
>tfw I just want cuddles and kisses and being cute together
>tfw I just want to be able to make him feel safe and happy
>tfw I just basically want a best friend I can date and love
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>>25616558
;_; in the usa, but we can still talk if you want
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>>25616578
Where ya from
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>>25616620
I'm in the usa
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>>25616653
oh well nevermind

>tfw you will never turn me into a cute thing like you
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>>25616409
Sent.


MY COMMENT IS SO ORIGINAL
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>>25616674
I hope that you can find someone to feminize you anon, good luck
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>>25616531
i'm sure they can come up with more thoughtful ways to insult you and trying to hurt you but the realisation that they are trying that is more hurtful than the actual thing i guess... i think it would hurt less when a girl you kinda liked insults you in a way that is effective than a girl you loved trying to be nice when she breaks up.
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>>25616581
Do you have Skype ? I spend all my time on there but don't check my emails much.
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>>25616561
>did you intend to sound like a total bitch in every way
Yes, actually.
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>>25616784
yeah i do its Defribillator, pic is of a defribillator sign, im always on skype as well so we could talk whenever you want
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>>25616792
then i'm suprisingly ok with that. go on.
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>Meet femanon in a contact thread
>We talk about games and anime and stuff
>She apologizes to me every other sentence for asking a question or stating an opinion
>it's cute as fuck
>She's so excited and happy just to talk me
>Disappears after a week of light conversation

I hate this feeling. I just don't want to be abandoned again. What do I need to do to meet someone who feels the way I do?
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>>25612619
>cuckmines
>coalburner
Pottery
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>tfw made a "gimme a gf thread"
>random girl says yes
>adds me
>asks me how to kill herself
>I tell her
>check her local papers next day
>rip
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This is now officially a Yeezy bread.

FEBRUARY 11
LEHHH GOOOO
BITCH I'M BACK OUT MY COMA
YEEZY SEASON APPROACHING
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>>25616578
ADD ME SENPAI MY SKYPE I
zminer365
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>>25617262
Kanye is shit after "Graduation". Before as well.
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>tfw no gf to play monopoly with
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>>25617133
maybe you would have a girlfriend if you wouldn't tell them how to kill yourself...
maybe a bit weird but i would actually like to help some nice girl with her depression as long as shes still reasonable...
might fuck me up sometime
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>>25617278
Hopsin, pls go

THE MONSTER COMING ALIVE AGAIN

>>25617282
>not playing in an online league
>not being #1 in the world
>not putting your rank on resumes
>not going to family holidays and destroying every faggot who dares step in your arena

DON'T LET ME INTO MY ZONE
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>>25616578

I know that feel, except for the crossdressing part. That's too gay for me.
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>>25617310
Nah, I'm a firm believer in suicide.
I wouldn't keep her alive just for me, that's selfish af
She's also the 4th """" gf""""" to kill herself
>mfw I am bringer of doom
This is my wizard power, releasing the souls of wenches into the great beyond
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10 BANDZ
50 BANDZ
100 BANDZ
FUCK YOU IT MAN
LET'S NOT EVEN DISCUSS IT, MAN
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>>25617331
Wen I was younger during a summer camp, I honed the shit out of my monopoly skills. Kinda want to play again just for fun.
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>>25616578
>>25617271
PLEASE PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND
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>>25617436
IN THE 6 COOKING WITH THE WRI-WRI-WRI
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>>25617430
>for fun
Nigga, monopoly is a fucking lifestyle.
This ain't no fucking game.
Plebbish behavior like that is why you a faggot
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>>25617380
i see you position but i would only let them do it if i know they actually mean it.
did you try to talk to them about their problems or just went "go kill yourself if you want"?
if you didnt push them to anything its ok be me but without wanting to sound judging... i would be a bit concerned if it happened 4 times. i hope you are still ok mentally
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>>25611815
How tall is he, senpai
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>>25616578
what about manlets
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>>25617558
I'd prefer a guy over 6 feet.
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>>25617595
Im almost 6 feet add my on skypu zminer365
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>>25617271
Added you
>>25617558
I don't care, manlets are cute anyway
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>>25611951
not quite true. the anxiety stayed with me no matter who many jobs i did. no matter how often i "powered through" at the end there was always that same fear. robots dont necessarily quit they just dont get used to this horrible world while "powering through"
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>>25617638
did this fully turn into a skype thread now?
well i'm pretty bored to be honest...
nico-schatti open for everyone that wants to talk
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>implying a women ever date a man lower than herself

Nice b8
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>>25611815
I'm sure he is nice now, but he will turn on ou once you start fucking Chad.
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>met gf in university
>come to discover that while she is perfect in every other aspect, she does not share my internet-related interests
>miss the days of talking to girls online
>feel like scum when I talk to/game with a girl
>stuck with gaming with my online vidya buddies
>tfw my girlfriend is not into any of my online things likes gaming/animu/nerdshit
>tfw I tried to get her in it, but she doesn't get the appeal/finds it too fast paced
Such is life when your gf is not into any online shit and your relationship is based on shared real life interests and goals.
It's a bittersweet feel.
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>tfw you are an ugly fat balding manlet with a negative, cynical, avoidant, depressive personality
>a horrible person to be with general
>tfw %100 sure I'm gonna rot alone in a shitty aparment in my early 50's
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>>25617718
Nope
IT TURNED INTO A YEEZY THREAD
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>>25617886
I know this feel. Or knew rather. Sharing my shitty interests and hobbies is now a standard for girls I'm interested in because holding in my autism about them is a lot of effort.
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Robots are still people.
The robot lowers his standards for a woman because he thinks he only needs a woman then everything will be better.
And it will be for a while, depends on how much the robot lowered his standards.
Within maybe 2 months, 6 months, or 1 year, the robot realizes the woman and him don't actually have anything in common and they're just together for the sake of having a partner.
I mean it's still great and all because you can get sex, but you won't feel love and you will just constantly get annoyed over how different your opinions on stuff is, etc.
I'm actually just speaking from a single experience here and generalizing it, i dont know if it is like that for everyone
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>>25618039
i had to google this to be honest...
are the swag mines empty or why is this stuff so expensive?
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>>25618040
It's not such a big deal for me, but sometimes I wish I could play a game with her.
She tries, and I got her into some boardgames, so there is still hope.
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>about to post my skype
>realize that the last few times I posted my skype they showed up on google searches for my username
>Implying i need more landmines from normies googling my online handle
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>start dating a robot
>quickly find out he's going nowhere in life, keeps rejecting job offers and seems to want to be NEET forever
>I'd have to wagekek for the both of us if I moved in
>Want to break up but hes so nice and I don't want to hurt him

I want off this ride
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>>25618431
I just want someone who doesn't judge when I go on day long binges of anime/vidya/shitposting. I'm not a NEET but I have days where I act like one. I've got nothing against "normie" girls but they just don't quite understand me fully.
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>>25618557
post it, but censore certain letters with numbers. then wrote numbers and anime/videogame titles so that the according letter is the first letter of its protagonists name.
normies will never know.
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>>25611831
Hachiman pls go
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>tfw no robot gf
>tfw can't make her happy and do nice things for her
IDK, I used to make tons of these shitposts but I'm just not feeling it today. Too lonely. O well *shrugs*
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>>25618149
Being in a relationship doesn't really fix anything but it's nice to have someone to care for and someone to care for you. You know? But lowering standards is a losing game. People who think that love will save them are wrong. In a lot of cases it makes things worse.
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>>25618762
the problem of having some kind of fetish that includes helping woman is that you sound like a lying loner that would promise everything for a girlfriend while you actually just want to egoisticly fullfill your idea of a relationship where you don't have to fear to be useless for her.
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>>25611815
>tfw semi-normie gf.
>tfw she goes on 4chan but only because she's seen me do it
>tfw she's not really one of us
>tfw she's never known the feels you can really feel
>tfw take my gf to 5 star restaurants once a month at least
>tfw spent $1k on her for christmas
>tfw she doesn't appreciate any of it
>tfw chad could make her so much happier
>tfw it's not gonna work
>tfw we're just too different.....

When this shit ends I hope I can find one of you 9001girls to throw my love at next.
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>>25618641
I see what you mean, m8.
I'm pretty lucky in that sense, seeing as she is totally okay with my faggotry.
There are definitely days when I just want to sit at my computer from the moment I wake to like 4 in the morning, unwashed, unshaved, and eating junk food.
Strangely enough she accepts that, I think she equates it to the days when she doesn't change out of her pajamas. (although what I do is objectively more slobby/disgusting)
Here's my conclusion on these things, don't go for a normie girl, or an unstable anime/vidya girl, go instead for a semi-normie actual nerd girl. The one that ends up on the student council in highschool to do all of the actual planning/work that the people who were elected due to popularity won't be doing. The one that has good grades and lacked the self-esteem to to go to events and be dragged into a degenerate lifestyle. The one from a good family with 2 parents who all have a healthy relationship with eachother.
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>>25618885
I'm not sure if I parsed that right. I don't have a fetish for that though. I DO have a huge need to make people happy but. I dunno. It's not really egotistical. I mean, everything is but it's not like I'm making people happy to make me feel better about myself so much as just that I naturally like making people happy. I don't really promise anything and I think I'm a decent person but. I dunno. I'm pretty honest when I'm actually interested in someone about how I am (and I can be a mess). But, my idea of a relationship is just mutual understanding, trust, cooperation, and love. It all needs to be mutual and shared. I don't want to be one-sided. I don't know if I understood you right though. Sorry anon.
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>>25618918
>The one that ends up on the student council in highschool to do all of the actual planning/work that the people who were elected due to popularity won't be doing.
>The one that has good grades and lacked the self-esteem to to go to events and be dragged into a degenerate lifestyle.
>The one from a good family with 2 parents who all have a healthy relationship with eachother.

You have no idea how close to home you hit, my man. Unfortunately I just haven't met anyone like that recently. It's not even a matter of me being antisocial, I just haven't interacted with any girls who I want to date. It's an odd feel because until now I've always had at least crush on someone.
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>tfw NEET
>tfw need to buy food
>tfw first time ever the cashier is young woman and she's cute as heck
>still try to not make contact even if she's not looking
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>tfw even if misaki gf showed up you'd never open the door because someone else is more deserving
>tfw snap benefits expiring
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>>25611815
please stop, you'll fill me with false hope.
I've already accepted a life of no gf.
I have my own hobbies outside of the internet.
I work very hard on keeping healthy mentally and phyically.

I know if a women where introduced into my life in terms of gf level. it would eventually ruin one or all of those things
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>>25618909
1k nigga you crazy
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>>25619053
You're gonna make it, brah.
I believe in you.
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>>25611815
I met the girl I love here and I can't imagine ever being without her again. I actually have a job that I enjoy very much so I wouldn't want to go back to being a NEET, plus I'm happy to provide a warm home for the both of us. She is already everything I ever wanted, just having her close to me while I'm home makes every struggle in life worth it. We have a lot in common, from love of animals and nature to cartoons and videogames. Similar goals in life and just generally a really similar emotional experience. I feel more whole when I'm with her and there's nothing I enjoy more in the whole world than seeing her smile. I hope I can keep making her as happy as she makes me.

I met some pretty good people on this website over the years, people who deserve love, who would get a lot of joy and happiness from finding that person for them and who could make the other person happy too. I really hope the world is at least fair enough to allow for that.

>>25618670
Or alternatively you could just make a separate Skype account for use on 4chan.
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>>25618909
>1k
u wot m8
what do you do for her bday?
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>>25611815
>10 years later
>OP is at office job
>Chad executive starts flirting with her
>Over the next 6 months she has constant thoughts of what new life could be with Chad
>Robobf starts seeming way too emotional
>Not fulfilling her primal needs
>Forgets value of emotional security because she's had it for so long and takes it for granted
>Sleeps with Chad
>Starts making up reasons to leave robo
>Subtly manipulates relationship into constant unpleasantness for her and robo
>Either she or robo leaves
>Now she has Chad
>3 months later Chad moves on
>Devastated, she texts robo
>robo is there and takes her back

this is so fucking sad. I've watched it happen countless times. it's happening to me as we speak.
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>>25619166
Dubs confirm. Thank you, my anime posting friend.
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>>25619161
>>25619194

I make good money so as a % of income it's not as bad as it sounds. But yeah you guys are right I should have just made her a fucking wooden pole and said go fuck yourself. She would have enjoyed that more than everything I got her. Her bdays coming up in 4 months. We won't be together for that so I don't have to worry about getting her a gift she actually enjoys.
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>>25619175
Hope generated.
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>>25618980
no problem you described it pretty fitting. i ment "fetish" more like a generalization. the lying part was more about, that i can't say something like "i just want to be there for her" without feeling like no girl can take this 100% serious.
i had a "relationship" like this once and it just felt good to make a difference in her live and see how her state improved over time. sometimes it just helps to talk with someone about those problems most of us have. it doesn't even need to be mine
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This post was made by a neet robot male attempting to get girls on r9k to believe neet robot males are desirable.
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>tfw this is just a robot fantasizing about this happening and this will never happen.
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>>25619253
Yeah. I like talking to people about their problems, it let's me understand my own better and it's nice to help people. I think people should help each other more often. Being alone is unhealthy and just, I dunno, I just wish everyone had someone. Saying things like "I want to be there for you" "I want to make you happy" "I can deal with mental illness" "I won't judge you", none of it means anything because people say it all the time without meaning it. I think especially men will say things like that just looking to have sex with a girl and of course it's a lie. When I say things like "I won't judge you for that" or "I'm not looking for sex, I want a friendship" or things like that people just assume I'm lying and actually want what every guy seems to want. It's unfortunate but it's just how life is. I guess it's worse for the women though, they have to hear the same shitty lies over and over and have to learn to stop trusting anything men say. At the very least I can usually take what women say to me at face value.
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>>25619233
Reconfirmed by your own dubs.
Godspeed.
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>>25619246
I'm happy my post had that effect for you.
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>>25619470
causing more pain in the future tbhq wit u family
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>>25619612
you know the future? stop acting like you do fuccboi
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>>25619936
why you getting upset over a opinion senpai
I'll explain, female nature is to pick the top percentage of men (available to them in r9k).
so they are going to try and pick the potential best of r9k or just use the rest for beta orbiting and cash ( as seen in other threads)

So what are you going to say to the 99% of robots that are crushed by this hope or worst yet just get used
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>>25619612
Oh, I'm sorry. Well you should know that I had some hard times dealing with depression and loneliness before I met her and back then I didn't really see an end in sight either. If I had known in advance that I was going to find a love like this at the age of 26 it wouldn't have been bad at all, but of course I couldn't know that, and neither can you. I'd go through the whole struggle again if I knew I'd end up back where I am now, it would be worth it.
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>tfw Santa Claus gave me a robot bf for Christmas
>shy qtpa2t who lives near me and studies the same stuff as me
>we meet up and I'm smitten
>pray to the gods that I'm not a practice gf everyday
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>>25620571
I thought you were a practice gf?
what people were saying in other threads?
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>>25619175
How long have you been together and what do you guys do for money if you don't mind? Working out job issues myself now. Would like to be provider-tier
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>>25620601
J-just because people call me a practice gf doesn't mean I am one.

>tfw he read that post and came over to miss my forehead
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>>25620528
I shall keep that in mind, but I will not get hopes up it's merely a slim insignificant probability but I am pleased for you
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>tfw no girl to save me from my bitter loneliness

That only happens in your weeb drawings anons. Don't let false hope get you up.
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>>25620648
How did he miss something that big?
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>>25620696
KISS I MEANT KISS
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>tfw looking back over your life you realise you fucked chances with several girls
>not got laid for 4 years
>not fat, average looks
>major depression and loads of family issues have fucked me up to the point i barely even trust my 2 friends

All I want is someone to cuddle and watch films with, but I'd be so paranoid I'd probably fuck it up. ;_;
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>>25620613
We've known each other for about a year and four months now. I think we both confessed after talking for about a month and we were sort of together since then but it didn't get really long-term serious until a couple more months in because it was long distance. I was lucky enough to land a stable job that pays enough to support us both. I only recently got an apartment for us to live in. I know she'd like to bring in money too, sometimes she tells me she wants to earn a lot more than me so I'd know she's not staying with me because of that, which is pretty adorable... She's pretty clever and creative so I wouldn't be surprised if she figures out some kind of success story eventually.

Does it take a lot to be 'provider-tier' where you live?
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>>25620972
Major US metro areas are expensive unless ghetto mode. Plus I have nothing but spotty resume and GED. So getting the $50Kish would be tough. I'm looking at trades, but also have DUI. Sober now, but damage is done.

Anyway, it's really cool you found eachother. It's refreshing to see a sweet story even on a Chinese woodetching depression newsletter.
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>>25611815
I've never wanted to commit suicide more than in this very moment
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>>25621138
I hear you, but if it's any consolation, I was hired despite a 4 year NEET gap on my CV. Depending on your field, motivation goes a long way. It seems like you're motivated and have a clear goal so I can totally see you making it.
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>>25621327
Into what field anon? I'm worried about this.
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>>25621416
I work in IT.
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>>25612660
>elevating our status

I am actually surprise females are honest of what they want from men. robots need to understand that all women are hypergamous and they will never date men of lower status.
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>>25611867
>self employed
>working from moment my wife wakes up to moment I sleep
>only stop to cook and clean
>earning $90k
>wife complains that I don't earn enough
>wife complains that I'm not manly enough
>wife complains that I'm too beta
>wife won't let me have friends
>wife won't let me have hobbies
>wife won't let me have a phone
>wife cut off my family
>everything she has must be expensive
>the little I have must be the cheapest available
>wife plays vidya all day
>flirts with other guys in MMOs
>only escape is shit-posting on 4chan when she's to distracted to check my screen

Be thankful for your working, non-bpd wife. It could be far worse. ;_;

She pressured me into this relationship. She threatened me into marrying her. I never asked for this and I never wanted it. All of my dreams and motivations are gone, all I want to do is make it to the end of each day with minimal damage.

But hey, at least I'm not a virgin anymore. Living the dream, eh robots?
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>>25615882
well it could work if a lower status female like an unattractive black girl tries to date a white neet. Also the boyfriends parents could be rich and her need bf might have potential.
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>>25613524
Thank you, without all your hard work I wouldn't be able to live comfortably on my neetbux.
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>>25611815
i did this with a fembot but she left me.
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>>25611815
I just want a girl to cook for
It doesnt matter if you're qt or not
Cooking is fun and probably the only thing i'll ever be good at.
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>23, almost 24

>never had a GF in my life

Its too late for me now, isn't it?
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>>25622215
Wow, that sounds horrible. You hear a lot of stories about wives who resent their husband for really superficial reasons that should have been obvious too before getting married. I don't really understand why they allow the relationship to get to that point if they hate the guy so much to begin with or, if things were originally different, what made them become so hateful.
It's particularly depressing when women leave their men or cheat on them because they're not around enough, even though they're working to support them. Like, do they think the guy enjoys being away from the person he loves/his family for 10 hours a day? If they want someone who will give them attention all day every day, why don't more NEETs have girlfriends? There's plenty of attractive losers. Or will girls literally only stop their hypergamy until they land a retired millionaire?
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