Anyone else hate their accent? I wish I was born somewhere else

I like mine and other people like it too, one of the few good things about me.
You know the movie Fargo? Well I am from Fargo (still live here), and have the accent although to a lighter degree.
Say things like
>ya yoo betcha
>dontcha know
all the time.

Most people seem to find it endearing. I do like it.

I'm from Northern California. Probably the most dry, boring accent in the entirety of the English language. So there's' that.

>>25611309
'Were'. And 'weren't'.

It's not just your accent that's shit.

>>25611335
Uhh what? You've got a serious case of being a paki

>>25611335
shut your mouth m8 or I'll hook you in the gabber

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>>25611309
>born in London
>have stereotypical chav accent
>try to reduce it over the years, but you can still kinda hear it if I'm not careful to speak proper

>>25611375
I'm a Geordie. Apparently the most liked accent in the UK. It sounds like low class garbage.

>>25611309
hate my russian accent. although I don't speak english here anyway, so it is not a big deal.

>>25611330
I can't even describe the NorCal accent. It's as if all emotion and spirit was stripped from the language. So boring.

I feel sorry for you Britbros. I heard accents are still highly stratified there as markers of social class though not as bad as Indian castes.

>>25611544
Do you feel sorry for me because I believe in God?

>>25611553
I feel sorry for you because there's a high likelihood you're brown :(

>>25611544
They definitely are. I genuinely might get speech classes or something because I think my shitty accent will hold me back. It's not too bad but I still hate it. Kind of wish I was American desu.

>>25611570
Southern accent best accent. Fuck the west coast