Does /r9k/ wish they had a sister growing up?

yeah, to fuck.

>>25611033
I have one. She is the kind of woman who has her shit together.

>>25611033
I had one. It was good until we had a falling out when she got caught for drug use and sold me down the river to divert attention from herself.

Became friends again eventually but it took a mighty toll on my ability to trust or respect her.

>>25611096
same here my sis made somthing with here life

>>25611138
Presuming you are more on the loser side, how do you feel about that?

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>>25611033
Yes.
My mom had 5 children, however she put 4 of them in adoption but decided to keep me. I wish I could've had one sibling growing up.
tfw your half-siblings are mixed.

>>25611181
Kept the runt of the litter.

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>>25611033

yeah being an only child I can't help feel that it hasn't helped my interpersonal skills especially with the grls

Speaking as someone that has a sister that is on relatively good terms with here, let me tell you that having one is overrated.
>>25612334
It wouldn't have helped you regardless.

You don't talk or treat her like you would any other girl.

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Yes, maybe it would'v demystified women in those critical years.

Now I'm too far gone.

>>25611033
I would have loved to have an older sister particularly or just any other person to fill a mentor/carer roll.

My sister is ten years older than me, so I think that changed things a lot, and I'd be more comfortable with other girls if I weren't a mistake seven years after parents intended to be done having kids.

>>25611033
I have 3 older sisters. They are all cunts.

>>25611096
Same. She's 4 years older than me and has a PhD in law, is married and has kids while I'm working in a dull dead-end job and spending most of my free-time on an Indonesian ice sculpting forum.
I'm blaming no one but myself for this though

Nah, I have a little brother. He's cool enough. All my friends have sisters and they're awful. Like my one friend has a junkie sister and she stole every penny in his home and took his motorcycle and his family's dog and fucking sold them. My other friend's sister took his xbox games back when we were in middle school and sold them, and told him he didn't need them anyway. When he told his parents, she didn't get in any trouble of course, because females can't do anything wrong in life. Finally, my other friend has an extremely attractive sister who sends my dick to the moon every time I see her, but she's a hardcore Catholic zealot bitch and she hates me and my friend for listening to hip hop and being attracted to girls.

>>25611033

I had one but thats not her.

I have one. She's obese and has borderline personality. We haven't talked in a long time.

I had 4. It was alright until they started being poisoned by the Electric Jew.

>started being sluts
>started being rebellious
>started being ungrateful
>got dumb degrees in college
>one experimented with race mixing, tainted forever
>one uses tumblr regularly

I was too young to know better, to stop it. At least I know how to raise my daughters differently.

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i'm 18 and still living with my parents

my sister lives at home also and is easily 9/10


it's hard sometimes, /robots/


AMA

>>25612681
>hardcore Catholic zealot bitch
sounds like good wife material
as a Catholic hopefully I can find a bitch like that in a few years time

>>25611033
>be me
>have litte sister
>she's 15 l'm 19
>all we do is occasionnaly insult each other jokingly
Eh, it isn't that great

>>25611033
My "real" sister is ms popularity, cheerleader, student council, homecoming princess, national merit student, all that stuff, my parents eat her freshly laid turds as if they were the finest desserts
I am none of what she is, I live in a truck camper on my parents property, 10 acres, I am not allowed in the house, my father calls me "his humiliation", my mother has screamed to my face that she wishes she had aborted me, my sister pretends that I am hired help
She is a freshman, I am 25
I want to beat the crap out of her and rape her, make her hurt, cry, beg, bleed, I want her to feel what I feel, I want my parents to watch, helpless to do anything, and remind them that it is their fault for every scream she makes
So no, I wish, i never had a sister, she reminds everyone of what a failure i am

>>25614055
Your family is incredibly rotten.
Go for it, anon. Make them pay.

>>25614055
You live in a camper and have internet access?

the dream

Oh, but I do.

We were never close to begin with. Probably because she was 10 years old and didn't really talk to me, so I returned the favor.

>>25611033
W-who is that? She's kind of c-cute.
>you will never end up in a mental asylum, find a qt crazy girl, and hook up with her

I would've liked to have at least another sibling regardless of gender because growing up alone from both socialising at home and school fucked me up. Not for sexual reasons though because I'm not attracted to my own ethnicity, sometimes fantasised about being adopted by a white family with a girl who would love me or be attracted to me though

>>25614136
maybe if I had a sister my age with my set of believes, and way of thinking. then we could of maybe frawked or something

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>>25611033
Nah, she and her friends would have just bullied me for being such a loser. I wouldn't get to fuck her friends or get any benefits from having a sister.

>>25611181
>My mom had 5 children, however she put 4 of them in adoption but decided to keep me. I wish I could've had one sibling growing up.
thats fucking bizzarre

>>25614206
Liz Gillies.

lol Lifetime static character. Poor thing.

>>25612375
This, being the oldest with three sisters really all it's done for me is make me aware of the challenges of raising girls.

>>25611033
I have a sister who's almost ten years older than me

She never added any real value to my life whatsoever

It was basically like being an only child and having a second younger bitchier mom to contend with.

I wouldn't recommend this childhood/life.

>>25613015
Have you ever masturbated to your sister?

>have older sister
>I went to uni, good job etc
>she only finished "basic school"
>she has trouble doing math and is dyslexic
>has rheumatism

feel bad for her man

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>>25614618
I have two younger sisters and it made me realize I'd never want to have a daughter

>>25611033
I have four. Don't speak to them though.

>>25611033
I do.

I would of loved a sister like me we could go on all sorts of adventures and having someone to play vidya with.

or maybe I just watch too much anime I'm sure reality is not like fantasy.

Oh well a man can dream.

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>>25614055

I know that feel senpai, my sister is little miss perfect and got all the good genes and I'm a NEET genetic dead end.

I hacked her facebook and found nudes of her which I fap to almost every time, that's my revenge.

>>25614768
>I would of loved a sister like me we could go on all sorts of adventures and having someone to play vidya with.
Chances are you wouldn't be close. As most of them grow up they become massive bitches, I know from personal experience.

>>25614808
I know, I know.

But I'm sure 0.5% of peoples sisters are exactly like I'm dreaming of.

I had such a lonely life growing up constantly wishing I had a bro or sister and I still do, never had friends, no siblings etc.

>Tfw I fucked my 14 year old sister
They have the tightest fucking pussys, and flat chests are nice
We still fuck whenever we get the chance, and since we sleep in the same room it happens a lot

>>25614842
I never had any friends growing up, but my sister sure as hell never was one.

Even today she tries to bully me "heh you're still a virgin"

Fuck her, though. She's barely getting by in school meanwhile I'm getting top grades in college.

/rant

>>25614949
Keep getting them grades anon.

When I think of being bullied by a girl it sort of turns me on.

Too much anime, I guess I'm a bit fucked in the head now.

I'm sure she has made your life a misery.

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>>25614571
Her past boyfriends were black and left her.
She had me when she found some redneck sperg in his 40s, and he didn't leave her.
Just fuck me.

>>25615000
Thanks anon. I guess it could be hot with another girl, but it hurts x2 when it's your sister putting you down.

>>25615055
I can imagine.

We are brought up and told women are perfect kind angels that can never do so wrong.

Then we see the charade for what it is and we are left confused and full of questions.

>>25611033
>has 3 sisters
>has had literally had no sexual experiences with any of them
>can't really get into the whole sister-fucking thing

goddamn social norms preventing me from getting pussy.

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>>25611033
I wish i had , maybe i would have turned out better

>>25611033

I'm a tranny, so I'm not sure if having a sister would have made me immensely envious of her and made me want to kill myself even more or if her presence would have spurred me to transition sooner.

I wish I would have grown up with my 4 sisters, but I was born too late, but not to late fuck them.

>>25614910

I still have cyber sex with my sister which we started doing when our parents separated when we were teens

just think, any chads reading this, you could be getting e-cucked by your girls autistic little brother right now

>>25615110
how passable are you

>>25611033
totally. I'm an only-child. I wish there was a female figure in my life that isn't shit. my mom fucking sucks. I wish there was somebody younger.
I need a gf, badly.

>>25615297

Not at all, senpai. I'm only 5 months in. But I don't have much realistic hope.

My sister did lewd things as kid and probably ruined my sexuality

>>25615415
Are you planning on having relationships with guys in the future or what?

>>25615460

Yes... But why are you asking? You're creeping me out, desu.

My older sister gave me my giantess and foot fetish when I was 6

>>25615481
nah jw if trannies do this for personal satisfaction or have actual goals in terms of dating

>hang out with new friend
>suddenly his phone rings
>picks up
>I can hear a female bitchy voice
>I guess thats his mom or something, but what the fuck we're both 22 (at the time)
>they argue for 15 minutes and then hangs up
>it was his sister

Bitch was worse than a mom, she never let him stay out late and he always gave her a full report on whatever we did all day. A 20+ year old grown man, goddamn.

Havent seen him in years, guess he's grounded or something.

>>25615481
Fucking kill urself

>>25615591

What's got you so upset?

I wish I had a sister so I could rape her.

>>25615622
Every time your dad is about to cum when fucking your mother he thinks of you and pulls out

>>25615679
At least I'm not a faggot.

>>25615721
Okay?
Nice projection, faggot.

>>25615735
Don't call me a faggot, faggot.

>being a robot
>not being a single child
Pick one and only one. Only single kids can be robots.

>>25615735
>>25615744
Both of you faggots settle down.

>>25614910
how the hell did that happen?

>>25612681
If somebody sold my dog without telling me, I'd fucking kill them. No real thought process, just immediately go for their throat until there's no breath. Junkies are fucking scum.

>tfw edgelord because of pups

>>25611096
Same bra.

My sister is an agressive feminist who dislikes me and my dad mostly because we were born male. She never made woman anymore clear to understand if anything she has helped to skew my image of woman in general, she is cold dis-compassionate and would rather post on instagram or play candy crush than talk to her family. Abuses her power over dad even though she treats him like shit.

>>25613080
i bet she's getting nigga dick soon

in a conservative/religious country like mine, having a sister would be good as she could help you get gf, etc and she will become good wife to her husband who will become good friends with you and will stand by your side during the jihad for rome

>>25615854
Hold on for a few minutes, i typed it up and im playing rainbow six siege

>>25615997
Hows britain working out for you, muhammed?

>>25616045
great
britbongs shouldn't be scared, we're doing them a favour by removing the white whores with 10/10 syrian qts

>tfw 3 brothers
>tfw awkward as fuck around girls as a result

>>25612681
>listening to hip hop

You deserve her scorn

>>25614055
Just steal the keys and drive away one night.

>>25616114
>4 sisters
>still awkward as fuck around girls

>>25616114
Fuck your brothers then

I don't have a sister, I have a brother. He can be pretty terrible, he's very rude and uses my parents a lot. He curses and swears when he doesn't get his way. Having a brother is not like having a god send automatic friend, robots. But he tries his best and I understand him because I can be like that too. I wish I had a sister just because I've always been kind of a faggot and maybe I would've had more fun with an older girl to talk to.

>one sister
>became early sort of proto-feminist thing
>except she has Aspergers or ADHD or something
>blames men for their evil sexuality (including that masturbation and pornography is brain damaging because the desensitization meme)
>strong independent womyn attitude
>but went in the military
>rigid structure pushes her disorganization back into a successful path
>she does multiple tours in-between college and university
>contract ends
>gets low-paying jobs
>doesn't finish degree (Psychology, focusing in Evolutionary Psychology of course)
>supposedly had a boyfriend/sex once during one of her university times
>doesn't understand men in the least
>has no hobbies
>is getting increasingly upset if someone comments about her being over 30 with no boyfriend
>probably feels broken because she on one hand excelled under structure and pressure in the military, but doesn't want a man in her life
>at the same time, I want a ton of kids and be married asap "despite" looking at porn and masturbating a lot while her sexuality is non-existent
She's stopped some of her misandry in previous years and recently has done a lot for me, but it's like I can't forgive her for being a cunt. She just has so little empathy.

>>25615040
>literal beta genes
How does it feel all of your nigger siblings have many kids and free rides through college?

>>25611033
I wish I was the sister desu

>>25611033
I had one. she is now a tumblr feminist and thinks 9gag tier memes are funny.

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>>25615537

I guess I may as well post this. I wish I had a realistic chance of reaching my dream. ;_;

>>25616497
AAAAAAAAHHHH
basically me. i feel u anon ;_;

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>>25615493
Just.. Just greentext it.

>>25616569

Are you the same, anon? It's a pretty lonely road to walk, huh?

>>25616569
>>25616681

The same anon as before*

>>25616681
>>25616701
no I am >>25616410
anon

>>25611033
I just wish I had some pussy, starting at age 11, growing up.

My life would have turned out SO MUCH BETTER.

Fuck this gay earth.

>>25611033
i have an older sister
she the sane one
with husband and kids theyre house and a dog

and heres me the austist >00<

thank god i don't because i'm absolutely sure i would have raped her by now

>>25615110
Or maybe you'd have turned out normal instead of batshit crazy, you know.

My sister is an obnoxious cunt who goes out of her way to make people feel bad and used to break my shit when she was on her period because of mood swings.
Also she has an african boyfriend.
Remember, sisters are women too

>>25617085
>african boyfriend.
Like, congo, father slap the shit out of you, accent african?

>>25617153
Ghanaian. Father left (obviously) and his mother slaps the shit out of him. Also the dad and mum have aids, but luckily the guy my sister is fucking doesn't.
Its probably only a matter of time tbqh

wish i had a little one to teach her my mistakes
and try to make her love my hobbies
instead i got a grown ass sis that her life is worse than my shit and he thinks she has the right to judge me

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>>25617193
>Ghanaian
IF U READING THIS IT'S TOO LATE.

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>>25617064

>Being literally retarded

While I may not have had a sister, I did have a female cousin 10 years younger than I am, who lived with us for 4 of the first five years of her life.

What's your explanation for this http://www.advocate.com/sites/advocate.com/files/07/Jazz-Jennings-Family-Portrait-x633_0.jpg if having a sister would prevents being trans?

Maybe you should just read https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causes_of_transsexualism instead of firing shots in the dark?

Had an older sister. She was a good person. She died, though. I miss her.

Yes. I think it might have balanced my perception of life better.

>>25617242
Aren't Ghanians just the resident oil jews of west Africa?

It must be quite ironic that us robots who do have sisters either will have them to grow into becoming stacey's or already is one. Its poetry

Sometimes I do but then I realize that having a sister IRL is nothing like my animes

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>>25617448
>She died, though. I miss her.

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>>25617793
Your kek is unpermissable.

My brother is a robot and last time I saw him was at Thanksgiving.

He was pretty far off his meds and ended up attacking me with a belt because my computer was on the wifi downloading some Steam stuff and was slowing down his shitposting.

I love you bro but if you hit me the next time I visit I'm bypassing mom and dad and calling the police.

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>>25617888
nice
this is original desu

>>25611033
Yes, so instead of getting raped and fucking my brother. i could have fucked my sister

>>25618026
I take my leaf.

>>25611033
I have one, she's a feminist, she's super annoying and interacting with her hasn't helped me one bit with learning how to act around girls because you don't really see your sister as a girl or more accurately, a girl you're interested in.

>>25617890

Post steam plox.

>>25611033
my younger sister has it easy because of me. i set the standard pretty low.i used to live the street life. doing drugs, partying,regularly coming home in the a.m shit faced.these were my teen years.i wasn't always a NEET, but i was always a loser. now she's that same age. she's not nearly as bad, but anything she does is on me for setting a bad example.i am the scapegoat. she could become a teen mom and she'd still be better than me in the eyes of my parents. but she's kinda cool, not a staci, so i let it slide.

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>>25616667
> be me
> 6 years old
> sister is 12
> together under a warm blanket
> watching cartoons before bed
> my head is resting on her belly
> can clearly hear her belly growling, she's hungry
> "maybe you should go get a snack"
> She looks me in the eye and smiles
> "That gives me an idea."
> She stands up, and is much taller than me.
> "I'm going to be a giant, and you will be my meal'"
> legitimately terrified confused
> she tells me to get on all fours.
> right at her feet with purple toenails
> smacks her feet on the floor quietly, several times.
> "I'm soo hungry..."
> steps on me and pretends it was on accident
> right on my forehead
> "mmm a tasty meal."
> lifts me and licks me all over
> "you taste so good"
> she opens her mouth
> "ahhh"
> makes a gulp sound
> "mmmm"
> game over
> "that was fun anon! we should try this again!"
> "y-yeah it was."
> spend rest of that night sleeping at her feet on that couch.
> proceed to play this several more times in the following months
> never talked about it later
Will never forget it. Thank you big sis.

I have a younger brother, I'm his older sister, we had to share a room growing up which when we were younger we got along fine and as we got older we fought me and he started thinking more his dick,
which for the most part I didn't mind, help me understand guys better, till his messes started getting in my stuff and on me, which by them I was starting to learn how to tease guys, I used to tease him so hardcore but after a while we did start exploring each other sexuality and likes and whatnot

I had a sister and just wish she wasn't a complete Stacy cunt growing up. All she did was steal my money and tell me to kill myself.