>He's not an anime girl
wow look at this faggot and laugh
Because the creator deity is a cruel and sadistic overlord who views all living things with the material plane as insignificant at best and, at worst, worthy of his contempt and omnipotent punishment. Not even through death will you find release, for he is a jealous god and will simply drop you back into the cycle to relive every possible pain and misery for all eternity.
There is an anime girl universe out there, but it is, in every possible way, beyond your reach.
If life was like an anime, I wouldn't need anime anymore.
That's fine too!
All cute anime girls need their manly anime dudes anyways.
If you visualize it long and hard enough it'll become real eventually.
>tfw you won't ever be a cutie idol
Kill me now f@m
Which idol I would like to be? Anya is very pretty and cool, I wish I could be like her.
I guess then you can have minami as your waifu.
But I want to be a cute anime boy with smooth hairless skin instead.
Bathing is work.
>tfw exactly anzu except not a cute little girl
This is why...
>ywn be a cute arms dealer on a cute arms dealing boat
I f e e l it tbqfh famburger
>tfw just a ghostly pale austrian dude with nazi grandparents
IT JUST FEELS WORSE BEING THIS CLOSE FUCK ME UP
>tfw daydreaming about it
I like to imagine I'd be ghostly pale beauty ss officer with some sort of vague supernatural connection that makes me strangely youthful and spooks other people out and gives me a reputation. Eventually becoming legend and old generals would wonder why I look the same as when they met me as kids in hitler youth. They'd fear my unspoken power and not cross me and I would have free reign to exterminate people and run my special unit.
h-hey man she's my waifu too!
You thought same thing? haha
man real life sucks
I disagree, it's not like anybody could possibly dislike her
You can be, you just have to spin around 100 times clockwise, and then 200 anti-clockwise, while wearing panties and clutching onto your dakimakura with reversed Idolshit going in the background of your cute padded room. Don't forget the cotton candy scented candles though, or you'll accidentally go to space.
the way the truth and the light
thanks for convincing me to finally buy a daki
Any holocaust deniers in here?
I often daydream that I'm a cute little anime girl
When I'm walking down the road I sometimes see myself in third person, and skipping along as a little 2d girl, imagining people seeing me as one too
> tfw you can't experience pic related on this universe
that's pretty rude even if it's true, senpai
Anime boys aren't real
I saved the gif
"select all the images with pillars or columns"
I liked that captcha
Yeah! Sure! What do I do again that makes me Wammu? I forgot.
I was making a pillar men joke because you had to select columns and pillars
Oh sorry, I don't play children's video games, only adult's video games, so I am above such plebian boorish peasant references. Maybe someday you can join the courts but you have to prove yourself on the battlefield.
I'm gonna play Insurgency for awhile bbl bye thread.