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Why can't we be cute anime girls bros?
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Why can't we be cute anime girls bros?
because god wants us to suffer

Because even if you were an anime girl living in an anime world, you'd still want to be the entertainment you consume there.
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>He's not an anime girl

wow look at this faggot and laugh
Because the creator deity is a cruel and sadistic overlord who views all living things with the material plane as insignificant at best and, at worst, worthy of his contempt and omnipotent punishment. Not even through death will you find release, for he is a jealous god and will simply drop you back into the cycle to relive every possible pain and misery for all eternity.

There is an anime girl universe out there, but it is, in every possible way, beyond your reach.
not true at all

Life would actually be a joy if it was one bit as fulfilling and magical as muh animus.
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If life was like an anime, I wouldn't need anime anymore.
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What if I want to be a manly anime dude instead?
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That's fine too!
All cute anime girls need their manly anime dudes anyways.
You can be anyone you want in the magical universes of anime
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Thanks, brobots.
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If you visualize it long and hard enough it'll become real eventually.

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>tfw you won't ever be a cutie idol
Kill me now f@m
No, it's too dangerous to tell you my name.
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I-I wish I was a cute idol too...
>tfw not a pale ss goddess
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Which one anon? I'm guessing chi?
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Which idol I would like to be? Anya is very pretty and cool, I wish I could be like her.
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I guess then you can have minami as your waifu.
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insert original comment here
Some times I wonder what grotesque abominations that hide behind these posts, then I get scared and go back to imagining you like the pics.
I wanna be a cute neet!
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I wanna be a cute magical girl.
Miku is ok but I was thinking real idols.

Anzu you smelly little shit.
But I want to be a cute anime boy with smooth hairless skin instead.
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Bathing is work.
>tfw exactly anzu except not a cute little girl
are you at least a cute girl? I doubt it
see >>25611110
I thought it was obvious I am not.
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This is why...

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>ywn be a cute arms dealer on a cute arms dealing boat
I f e e l it tbqfh famburger
>tfw just a ghostly pale austrian dude with nazi grandparents
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D-Dont post my waifu!
>tfw daydreaming about it
I like to imagine I'd be ghostly pale beauty ss officer with some sort of vague supernatural connection that makes me strangely youthful and spooks other people out and gives me a reputation. Eventually becoming legend and old generals would wonder why I look the same as when they met me as kids in hitler youth. They'd fear my unspoken power and not cross me and I would have free reign to exterminate people and run my special unit.
h-hey man she's my waifu too!
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lots of dubs itt
ah I see so you ARE me
You thought same thing? haha
man real life sucks
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Well you have good taste..
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I disagree, it's not like anybody could possibly dislike her
Looks like Nazi koko.
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I know people who do
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>tfw sakura is the biggest qt in all of animu
original here
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original comment, inc.
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What about if we act like cute anime on the internet?
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You can be, you just have to spin around 100 times clockwise, and then 200 anti-clockwise, while wearing panties and clutching onto your dakimakura with reversed Idolshit going in the background of your cute padded room. Don't forget the cotton candy scented candles though, or you'll accidentally go to space.
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the way the truth and the light
thanks for convincing me to finally buy a daki
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virtual reality when
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Any holocaust deniers in here?
Wrong board faggit
I often daydream that I'm a cute little anime girl

When I'm walking down the road I sometimes see myself in third person, and skipping along as a little 2d girl, imagining people seeing me as one too
Why deny the Germans credit for their greatest achievement?

2nd'ed. I tend to imagine my everyday life as a slice-of-life anime.
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> tfw you can't experience pic related on this universe
at least you can enjoy putting your fingers in a real girl's mouth
it's so good
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better girl senpaitachi
how can you resist those sorta unsettling eyes
Because in the end, it only benefited the Jews. They gained Israel and fucked over a bunch of innocent Palestinians.
Ewww go away you perverts!
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that's pretty rude even if it's true, senpai
don't let them know you're an anime grill, they'll gain hope and might discover the secret ritual
>giving a shit about some sand niggers
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>he isn't an anime girl
get gud scrub
Shhhh, I will keep it silent and shoo them away so they will never know it.
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so does that mean he's an anime boy?
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Anime boys aren't real

I saved the gif

"select all the images with pillars or columns"
I liked that captcha
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>defending kikes

I'd defend sand niggers over kikes any day desu senpai.
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Yeah! Sure! What do I do again that makes me Wammu? I forgot.
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I was making a pillar men joke because you had to select columns and pillars
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Oh sorry, I don't play children's video games, only adult's video games, so I am above such plebian boorish peasant references. Maybe someday you can join the courts but you have to prove yourself on the battlefield.

I'm gonna play Insurgency for awhile bbl bye thread.
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Why not just let them kill each other?
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