>just ERPd with my second person ever
>even more amazing than the first time
Guys I don't think I can watch porn anymore. It doesn't get me off like ERP does
So glad I tried it for the first time this week, its so intoxicating.
It almost prepares me for real sex since this time I have to interact and progress with another person.
where do i sign up OP? is there a site or two where people congregate for this kind of thing?
I mostly ERP in MMOS but jesus christ is it hard to find someone.
I can't tell if most grills are being coy/lewd as fuck but only for the sake of doing just that - never to ERP
I remember how nervewracking it was even now to get a new person and start doing the *Action* shpiel even after they cocktease the fuck out of me and whatnot.
>you'll never bang an elf chick
>for that matter, you'll never even pretend to
>if you tried you'd just sound autistic and fuck up all the lore
I can never hit this level.
How do you even wake up and think to practice haram such as this?
>mfw staying up to 4 am trying to convince this guy not to kill himself, all while he's beggint me to write me futa fucking him with a horsecock
Do not associate with people who ERP under any fucking circumstance
Jesus fucking christ the stories I could tell
>erp with someone who claims to be a milf
>who cares, assume everyone is a dude anyway
>turns into wincest
>edge for hours
>blow massive load
>go back to sleep for ~5 more hours
I live in Australia, far away from all the autistic shits in America (there's a few of you fucks from Australia/EU/UK but it's pretty rare)
Anyway, i've had shit like
>a husband and wife in a skype call with the wife's "master", who was definately not her husband
>friend ignoring some crazy bitch, and getting a 300 page manuscript to an erotic novel starring their characters on his porch
>said crazy bitch turns out to be a 32 year old "mtf" who'd been on hormones for three years, still looked like Homer Simpson in a dress but had the voice of a 14 year old who's balls hadn't dropped yet
>dude who stayed up to 5 am and missed a medical exam just to ERP with me
>everyone drops suicide bombs on you within 2 weeks of talking to you
https://www.f-list.net/c/myara is the best example you'll find of what awaits you in ERPing
>Choosing the biggest mound, she pissed on it, soaking it..and recreated her pet in a new, more fitting form for her amusement. And she was Navara from then on, her mistress's little cum-goo girl. The ONLY one she will EVER submit to... is her mommy. Unless told otherwise by mommy.
ERP is a lot of fun for writing. It helps that I have three separate profiles on a site and each one delves into drastically different kinks.
>negra amazon domme who I sometimes play as a psycho loli
>heroine made to be destroyed, raped, bred and worse
>profile focusing on the concept of pathetic, borderline useless girls and how they can either be exploited or "saved"
Seriously, if you're a fan of writing and are a
/d/eviantyou'll eventually luck out and spend the entire evening with someone, writing out the best sick shit.