>get relocated to the middle of nowhere in the deep south
>everyone is a boring as fuck redneck/normie
>the only interests people have here are football and guns
how do I find people like me /r9k/?
>go visit gf in south
>everyone is either a redneck, a nigger, or white trash
>the only interests people have are football, basketball, guns, hunting, fishing
>everyone has big loud dogs, so you cant go for a walk in the neighborhood without constantly getting barked at
>everyone including men drink nothing but sweet tea like total faggots
Actually, the hobbies are pretty neat though. Fishing and hunting is a cooler hobby than shitposting on 4chan all day.
You're not free if you're in DFW or Austin
lel I forgot you poor bastards existed. Come down to FloMo and get some fresh air, anon. We can play runescape and I'll show you my rubicks cube collection.
I'm actually just about 40 minutes away from FloMo, sounds fun anon I haven't been around there in years.