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Take a seat, order a drink of choice and tell us what's been troubling you today.

Feel free to use the jukebox in the corner too if you like.
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LEA YOU HOE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCL9FiAuezk
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>>25608144
Chicks whose names end up in vowels are always hoes. Barkeep wisdom for you, on the house.
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A screwdriver please barkeep. Just had a long day of gaming. How are you?
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>>25609562
Sure thing, what have you been playing?

I'm alright, thanks for asking. Stuck at work, but i will be home in a couple hours. Gonna make some pizza, drink and play something retro, ps1 or ps2 I guess. It's gonna be an alright day.
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I've recently been reconnecting with some old friends the connection and the chemistry we had just isn't there anymore. And they're the complete same pepole they've always been, I've just kind of gotten shitty and boring.
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>>25608126

Damn bartender you took your sweet time making this thread
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One shot whiskey. Unmixed.

Where's the previous bartender?
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>>25608126

One glass, filled half with vodka, then 1/4 orange juice, then 1/4 cranberry.

Thank you bartender.
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>>25609690
I had another one that 404d couple of hours ago actually.
>>25609693
The bartender tripfag is apparently terminally ill, unsure of what condition exactly. He doesn't have a lot of time left. Ask him when he pops out. I am just covering for now.
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>>25609693
So like... scotch? bourbon? Irish?

>Unmixed
No one mixes a shot bruh, don't worry.

Jesus are you always this autismal when you order?
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I've been on a quest of ignoring my ex and devising a plan of getting her back. I posted a /p/hotograph on instagram and she liked it so I mean, idk i'm feeling things are getting better. I've broken her heart before and she forgave me.
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There used to be threads on /v/ a few years ago that popped up late at night that was like a synctube and everyone played jazz music and video game music and talked about video games and feels.

>tfw I remember this and I was like 15 maybe 16 at the time
>an anon talked me out of killing myself that night
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>>25609795
/v/ has turned to unredeemable shit in the last few years. Mods now delete even 4am threads.
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>>25608467
That thread about op's dad cucking op's gf cant get out of my mind
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No drinks for me bartender, I have a really bad Pharyngitis. Eating antibiotics but swallowing them is a bitch. Haven't slept, eaten or drank almost anything since laat Monday. Last night was really bad because the antibiotics fucked up my system even further and I was in a lot of pain. Finally passed out on my sofa at 5am just to be woken few hours later to stuff more of that poison down my throat.

End of blog. Anyone else /constantphysicalpainwithnosignofrelief/ here?
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>>25608126
Just a plebby Miller Lite please and I'm putting some Doors on man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4


I know that feel when no gf is prevalent around here but I'm really feeling it tonight. At least when I had a oneitis or a crush I knew I loved someone but they didn't love me back, but now I just don't have anybody to want to give my affection to. I meet a lot of girls because of my job and school but they all have boyfriends at this point and it's really frustrating.

I mean I just want someone to love and have them love me back, I feel like that's not too much to ask for but maybe it is. Dunno man.
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>>25610022
This is a good song, thx for posting. Any other recommendations by them?
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>>25610075
Entire LA Woman album is amazing.

Really they don't have a bad album.
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>>25609795
I-I could host a music room...

http://instasync.com/r/madcat911

Maybe this can be our jukebox for the night. You need to sign up to add videos but it only takes literally less than a minute, just enter a username and password and you're done. Or you can just post your videos in the chat and I will add them for you. You don't need to sign up to chat or anything.
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>>25610021
Barkeep here. I've had this weird pain in my back for the last couple of days. If I tilt my head to the left I feel like someone is twisting a knife in my shoulder blade on the left side. I'm hoping it will go away on its own, I havent been to a doctors office in 8 years and I'd like to keep it that way.

>>25610022
Yeah, I know that feel. Woke up this morning for work, was all nice and warm in my bed and room was fairly cold since heating didn't kick in yet. I couldn't help thinking how nice it would be to have a gf in my bed, to cuddle with her, maybe even take an impromptu sick day and just stay in bed with her all day watching shitty movies and having kinky sex like I did with my ex.

I'm also losing confidence every day when it comes to women. I can still talk to them and all but I don't really believe in what I'm selling anymore. I don't like flings so that doesnt help.
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>>25610075
oh man here are some of my favorites

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU1sLx1tjPY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLBV6ZwLKDU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ1oZVGmTr0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj5WvpkYHz0
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>>25608126
Save me a spot, barkeep, I'll order a drink in a few. I'll be right next door grabbing a burger.
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Hey barkeep, how's it going?

Hit me up with some Irish Hot Chocolate.

While it's being prepared, maybe you could offer some insight... Any tips on helping a friend with depression? He used to be able to deal with it, but this last half a year he's become increasingly more despaired. But the thing is, the more I try to cheer him up, the worse I feel for it, like I'm being drained of my own strength, y'know?
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Every night its always the same fucking people in this place. Save me God.
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http://instasync.com/r/madcat911

Get in here faggots.
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>>25610201
The jukebox is on.
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>>25610131
must've be nice to have had an ex to do that with honestly. I'm the same except I can talk to them just not really on a deep and meaningful level.
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>>25608126
Give me what >>25609697 is having. I need to drink away my anxieties and shame and fear.

My family and I were recently facing eviction but we just nearly, nearly, avoided it because of some last minute help by a non-profit organization. It didn't help that our landlord came yelling and pounding on the door for us to evacuate the apartment. I felt powerless and more so full of self-loathing for even letting my family and I slip into this situation.

But I also feel so much like a coward. Its the fact that I need to get a job in the meantime to get my family and I out of this situation and move to a cheaper place. I'm terribly bad at socializing, worse at keeping eye contact, and even worse at speaking. I often drawl on words, mess up on pronunciation, and have a lisp. But I've got to at least try right? But the more I try and engage with others the more I feel distant from anyone.

I feel nothing but vague anxieties that don't let me concentrate on issues at hand instead opting to think that something seriously bad will happen. And on top of all that I feel totally alone, isolated, even though I enjoy being by myself. But I think it's much more akin to feeling less than human for even falling into such a situation and that thought drives me to despair. If I had the courage and intelligence and wisdom and social skill perhaps then I could achieve something but I didn't or perhaps never did.

What's worse is the look people give me. A sort of pitying glance or disgust. I just want some peace and quiet. Away from the sounds and glares.
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>everyone moves to music room
>thread dies
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>not having the music room be a regualr thing on /r9k/
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>>25610290
Thread is still up. You are also welcome into the music room.

>>25610236
I was never happier to tell you the truth. Shitty work doesnt matter, small backwards town doesnt matter as long as she and I could hang out in my bed and listen to music.

Whoever says you need to be able to be happy alone, and that women wont make you happy is full of shit.
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>>25610287
It's alright anon. If you pretend to be happy for long enough one day you'll believe it. Right?

>on top of all that I feel totally alone, isolated
You're never alone when you're with us, anon. We might not be there in real life, but we are real people. I'm here for you.

>What's worse is the look people give me. A sort of pitying glance or disgust.
Let them think what they want anon. They probably have good reason. You just have to let it wash over you and accept who you are - with all your flaws, and all your blessings.
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Currently thinking about how the only girl who has got close to me will soon be gone.
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>>25610437
Life is a series of closing doors.
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>>25610371
>It's alright anon. If you pretend to be happy for long enough one day you'll believe it. Right?
I can't even pretend anymore. I just try to ignore until it sticks its face in front of me.

>You're never alone when you're with us, anon. We might not be there in real life, but we are real people. I'm here for you.
You guys are the reason I don't feel like complete shit.

>Let them think what they want anon. They probably have good reason. You just have to let it wash over you and accept who you are - with all your flaws, and all your blessings.
I kind of have but it hurts knowing that there could be a possibility for change. I just don't know.
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>>25610488
>You're never alone when you're with us, anon. We might not be there in real life, but we are real people. I'm here for you.
You guys are the reason I don't feel like complete shit.

Not sure if it's a good or a bad feel but, literally you guys are also the only reason I too don't feel like complete and utter fucking shit.
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>>25610523
We might be from different molds and walks of path but we're brothers in suffering here.
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http://instasync.com/r/madcat911

Half-hourly reminder that the jukebox is live. Come and enjoy the questionable taste of other anons interspersed with feels and liquor.

It's that kind of night.
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Does anyone else here drink purely out of boredom?
At first it never used to be like this, but as the months go on, while I wont deny alcohol is a crutch I feel like its getting to the point where I just drink most nights to make things more interesting instead of being alone, sober and with my own thoughts
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>>25610586
I drink because it turns me into somebody else.
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>normie flatmates went to the club without even asking me
>they were planning it in front of me
>will probably ask "why didn't you go with us anon?" when they come back
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>>25610613
I fucking hate when normies pull this shit. Fuck them anon.
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>>25610131
Sounds like muscle pain, if you have access to sauna go to one. If not put loads of hot towels on your neck and upper back. Or go get a massage, you may even get a happy ending.
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>>25610613
I know that pain.
>don't even want to go to the club
>still feel bad because i wasn't invited

It's just a reminder that they don't even see you as a social being. It's like you're not even a person.
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>>25610613
>>25610623
>>25610703
I feel ya bros...
I am not really mad that they don't invite me or anything, I wouldn't go anyways, but when they say
>why didn't you go with us, anon?
it just makes me nuts.
They are literally making fun of me and see me as a lesser human being.
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>>25610740
Sounds like it's over and he is being a scared bitch to say it how it is.
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>>25610740
I don't think there's much you can do in that situation anon. If he's leaving it's too late to win him back, and if he's not leaving then you don't need to do anything.

So why worry?

Just gotta keep on trucking.
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how do I get a gf guys. how. pls bartender how.
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>>25610910
Make a facebook account. Set a nice default photo of you being somewhere outdoors.
Add every single girl you can find from your town. Every single fucking one, no excuses. Make it a goal to message 10 girls every single day with something like "Hey :)". Simple, easy going shit. See if conversations build from it.

Within a month you will have a date if not more. Strenght in numbers anon, numbers dont lie.
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I realized that I couldn't go back to school b/c I haven't paid any of my student loans and now my loan's defaulted.

I owe a lot of money with no job and nothing to show for it. I fucking hate myself.
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Three-quarters-of-an-hourly reminder that the jukebox is live.

http://instasync.com/r/madcat911

We need you to join us and add good music, because everbody in here at the moment sure needs the help.
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>>25610735
>They are literally making fun of me and see me as a lesser human being.

They are. They've ostracized you. It's considered gene death in a tribal species. If you're a young man who acts outside the moral norms of your tribe, and they ostracize you, it means no woman is going to sleep with you, no one is going to protect you while you sleep, no one is going to share food with you, and if you somehow survive into old age it doesn't really matter because your genes are going to die off. You're not going to reproduce with anyone.
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I have been studying and attending courses to become a pilot for the past 2 years. However 3 days ago, there was a car crash right in front of me, a piece of shrapnel from the collision hit my right eye, rendering me almost blind in that eye. All my money spent on the course, my career dreams, and now there isn't an airline that will accept me because of my vision. It sucks man.
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>>25611317
I thought you said you were studying computer science.
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>>25611317
You can still fly privately anon. Surely piloting isn't all you lived for? We don't all always get the first thing we want, but that doesn't mean your life is over. Nothing's over until you let it be over. Fly for yourself.
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>>25611317
Fuck me that's some heavy shit.

Seen other doctors? Surgery options? Glasses?
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>>25611325
I'm doing an aviation BTEC qualification as well, you can study more than one subject. Sure I have backups but I don't know, I was kind of stupidly set on this ambition
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how do you cope with failure?
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>>25611317
There's always flight simulators, at least. Perhaps sometime in the future, years from now, you may be able to replace your damaged eye.
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>>25611348
I hadn't really considered that. Thanks for the idea, then I can kind of keep it as a hobby and not work. Cheers
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>>25611405
Hit up some people in the industry/advisors etc

Gotta be jobs for qualified pilots without flying
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>>25608126
whats the songlist for the jukebox, barkeep?
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>>25610834
I just hate being in limbo. I've tried so hard to give him space and not be needy or crazy jealous gf mode because I know that sometimes I'm really illogical. I guess I just can't make someone love me.

>>25610850
You're probably right. Thank you. I'll probably go see a movie and do dinner by myself to distract my brain. I have no control over the situation and that sucks but...I guess I can't do anything.
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>>25611368
I've only seen 2 doctors and an optician so far. Eye surgery isn't a viable option as things like LASIK only fix minor issues, like short-sightedness. And majority of airlines require 20/20 vision or similar
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>>25611452
http://instasync.com/r/madcat911
>>25611471
Just remember, you can literally find a new bf tomorrow if you want. Chin up.
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>>25611394
Hopefully. I mean at least that's something to look to, if or when it becomes available.
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>>25611478
Go find a specialist. Then another one for the second opinion. Don't give up, lasik is just the tip of the medical iceberg.
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>>25611394
>>25611498
I think there's jobs for drone operators that don't require as good vision

like other anons said, you can also fly privately. there might be entrepreneurial opportunities in that. air taxis to up north and the like
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I want to try sewing clothes and Other Items but I don't have a machine and hand-stitching is uneven as fuck unless you take like, a year per foot of stitching. Also, fabric is frigging expensive, especially things like fake fur or fluffy fleece lining.

Barkeep, what's a good beginner project I could try hand-stitching? I can already sew holes in clothes shut and stuff just fine, but I've never made a full garment or toy or anything
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>>25611608
I recommend hand mittens, ones that dont have separated finger slot thingies. Knitting is the term in english I think.

Also small home sewing machines arent *that* expensive. You can find a decent 10-15 years old one for like 100$.
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>>25611634
>You can find a decent 10-15 years old one for like 100$.
I have under 70 dollars in my account right now, a nigga's got rent and internet bills, man.

Mittens sound fun, if pointless since I already have a pair of warm, latex-dipped, high visibility work gloves. Isn't that something better knit, though? I do have some knitting needles and a big ball of yarn an old female roommate left here, I guess I could try knitting also
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>>25611493
I know I have that privilege as a fembot no denial here but I really like this guy and care a lot about him and I don't want anyone else. I just hate feeling this pathetic. Feeling sucks. I wish they had an off switch.
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>>25611875
>I wish they had an off switch.
You're in the right place tonight, then.
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>>25611634
You're a fucking retarded.

Mittens = single slot for fingers
Gloves = individual finger slots

Knitting is a technique of turning yarn and lonely spinster energy into impractical clothing for families that don't like you.
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>>25608189
Every girl in Russia? I never knew
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>>25612157
Woah woah woah.

Let's keep it chill, mate.
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Two-hourly reminder that the jukebox is open. Come listen along while chatting with your compatriots.

http://instasync.com/r/madcat911
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>>25609693
>Shot
>Unmixed
Are you retarded?
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UPDATE: fuck knitting. Fuck Knitting. FUCK KNITTING.

All the guides I could find for this are horseshit that don't explain anything properly. "Pull the needle through the loop" what fucking loop there's like eight loops "pull the yarn clockwise" clockwise relative to what facing, these things are perpindicular to me and the only place to pull the yarn is on a plane that doesn't even face me what the fuck

no wonder people invented looms

>>25609693
>One shot whiskey. Unmixed.
*tips fedora*

shots aren't mixed you idiot
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>>25608126

Did anyone here post in those massive Elliot threads last night? Dat feel.
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Reminder that the jukebox is live. Come in for comfy times and good feels.

http://instasync.com/r/madcat911
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>>25612621
lol. there are knitting maps/schematics. look up tutorials on youtube, it's really not that hard.
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OP barkeep is back.

Jager granates for everyone.
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>>25613718
I got a bunch of wikihow articles with pictures, but the instructions were still extremely vague.

>>25613742
>jaegar anything
>something that sounds fancy
>not the typical jamie shot
0/10 shit bartender
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>>25613762
Jager grenade is essentially a jagerbomb with a tequila shot added into the mix. It's as fancy as white thrash costco vodka.
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Bundaberg Red with Coke, thanks Barkeep.

So, even though I'm a 25 year old Ausfag in the military, I put on weight and am now almost 100kg. My head gains the fat quicker due to being naturally wide jawed. I feel so fucking ugly.

After leaving my cheating ex at the start of 2015, I have been unable to talk to women properly.

Well, let's hope that I can lose all my weight again before June.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGBdsJxxWn4

tfw no robofriends to go pubcrawling with
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AND THE PIANO SOUNDS LIKE A CARNIVAL
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>>25613804
Just become gay and find a chubby chaser bf.

Or remember that those people exist even if you don't want anything to do with them, and that somebody out there finds you attractive.
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I'll have a glass of your finest Sangria, thanks.

Today is my birthday and even though I have a very comfy NEET lifestyle I know it will come to an end. I might be working later this year. It's going to suck because I don't have a car or license right now. I got so depressed over the fact that I couldn't even pick up the person I wanted to spend Christmas with at the airport. I just wish someone would kill me because I don't want to live like this forever.
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>>25613804
Sure thing ausie.

It's probably not as bad as you think it looks. Summer soon, you will sweat all that shit off. Girls love military dudes so that will sort itself out soon too.
I hear those F88s are fun as fuck to shoot.
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>>25613795
it's more involved than jamie, more specific to one's taste than whisky in general, and is just a poor thing to buy a round of for people you don't know will like it.
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>>25613897
Happy birthday anon, how old are you?
Sangria for you.
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give me some fucking absinthe and tell me everything is going to be alright. im so lonely man
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>>25613905
That they are, and they're a bitch to clean at times.

I just hope that I can stick to my after hours PT and drop myself back to 85kg quicksmart.
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>>25613926
F-FINE
NO SHOT FOR YOU
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>>25613905
For reference.
My body isn't as bad as you'd think, but there's obvious weight gain. My head is just very round and not worth showing.
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>>25613987
i dont need your shot nigga

>implying I'm not just gonna go to another bar and order two liters of beer for myself once it hits around 11 AM
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>>25614020
Yeah, we got fairly similar build, maybe my beer gut is showing a tiny bit more though. I'm around 95kg and 193cm. Hoping to melt down to 85 until the end of summer with biking 5 days a week for 30 miles and diet. Not gonna cut down on drinking because it would be too much for now.
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>>25614065
Same. Drinking stays the same for me.

I will be doing excessive cardio again, and cutting right down on shit foods. Literally just water, red meat, veggies, and seafood are all I'll have. I used that last time, and went from 100kg in 2011 to 85kg in 6 months.

> I usually pack on the weight around the last 6 months of a posting btw
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>>25614197
Yeah I know the feel. I usually get super determined for a month or two, oat meals only, fruit, the works. Then I fucking get drunk, cave, order some greasy food and fuck it all up.

The funniest of all? If/when I find a gf, I will do my best to get in shape. But I am a faggot like that and I gotta have my cookie and eat it too, god forbid I work hard in advance.
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>>25614424
Fuck me m8 I think you're my long lost brother or something, that's exactly how I am.
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It's been an hour since the last reminder, so now I will remind you. The jukebox is live and pumping. Get in here for good times and good chats.

http://instasync.com/r/madcat911
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>>25614568
Thanks, Jukeboxman, but I got my own tunes over here.

I think I'd like to be alone with my drink this fine morning. (2:54AM)
>>
How do I make friends?

How do I find a girlfriend?

How do I not be alone anymore?
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>>25615102

We can be your friends anon
We are here for you
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>>25615287
I know. And I appreciate it. You guys are the only social contact I have. But I want something more than anonymous posts. Even if it's an online friend. As long as it's something that persists beyond threads.

You guys help me cope with the loneliness for a time. But at the end I'm still alone. No one remembers me past a single conversation.
>>
AaaaaaAaaaaaAaaaaAAaaaa
More alcohol is required!
>>
>>25608189
all girls whose names have letters in them are whores
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tfw no yogapantsu gf
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http://instasync.com/r/madcat911
Join us familias
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>scrolling through texts
>all of the last messages were your replies
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>>25617006
I just checked
Same here
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I started working out recently, and I can't figure out if I have anorexia or if I just can't gain muscle. Can anorexia affect muscle?
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>>25612173
>Russian women
>not hoes
You've never met a Russian woman, have you?
>>
Reminder that the jukebox is alive and well, even if you aren't. Come in and take a load off.

http://instasync.com/r/madcat911
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>>25617033
fuck phones they won't let us fully dive into isolation - this limbo sucks and just reminds me of how we're not moving anywhere
>>25617049
its about your food intake mostly. I joined and couldn't gain for shit, but it was because I wasn't eating properly. Can't gain mass if you aren't eating mass.
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>that feel when 4 contacts in my phone in total
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Just a beer please. Can't drink liqueurs, they inflame my pancreas.

Feeling unsure about my future. Might have made some mistakes. I can see some opportunities though.
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>no rulebreaking
this is nice thread
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>>25617111
>Might have made some mistakes.
We all make mistakes anon. You never build up an immune system without catching a few diseases.
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>>25608126
A scotch please.

Well I got my paycheck today. Was really excited about it until Ifound out that it was cumulativ. So with every month added up so I had half of what was on it.
T. Poorfag student.

Perhaps turn that scotch in a water thx. Also are there any free snacks?
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>>25617245
Nobody's ever got enough money, mate. Even rich people want more. Just be content with what you've got - the only winning move is not to play.
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>>25608126
Cheapest beer you have on tap please, can i smoke in here? i know laws and stuff, Ive had a rough day tho, please?
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>>25610371
>You're never alone when you're with us, anon. We might not be there in real life, but we are real people. I'm here for you.
Man that's deep... I'm tearing up... i love you guys
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>tfw it's saturday
>tfw I'm going to sit on r9k and omegle all day hoping for some semblance of meaningful social interaction
>tfw it never arrives

black coffee please
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>>25617459
Social interaction has as much meaning as you give it anon. If you constantly talk yourself down then why be surprised when you feel down? If you don't feel you're getting enough from /r9k/ and Omegle then try something new. Maybe some online games focused on team work? Pop over to /vg/ and see what catches your eye. I know that the Arma 3 group is pretty welcoming, and they play together regularly.
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to fap or not to fap

i just cant stop thinking about porn
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>>25617584
Are you trying nofap?
If not then why not?
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How do I meet alternative girls?

please respond
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>>25618329
Define alternative.
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>go to sleep
>wake to a friendzone text

>tfw no gf
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>>25617289
I get it.

But the thing is. My dad lost hist job. My mom works in a nursing home but it is hard work and this week she had it in her back. Backpain.

I have to pay for most of the things myself from now on.

My own driving lessons.
My own study
My fit stuff

It isnt that bad since in the Nethercucks we get money to study from goverment.
Also my parents pay my medical insurrence and I get to keep the goverment aid for that.

Still with all that I make a 400
And Driving lessons are 200
So I only have 200 left to spare.
Gym membership is 21 and supplements are 50
So 130 left.

It is good that I quit smoking. Dont go clubbing and dont buy games
>still rocking BFBC 2 on pc

But still. It sucks knowing that I cant afford the more fun life. But above all. I wanted to have a vacation with my gf but that plan is off the table.

After my study I will be making some good money though.

Anyway, I get the part of dont wanting to play the game, but ever since my dad lost his job I had to become more self relient. And study costs are close to 2300 a year. So I hope I will be able to save that ammount of money because it sucks seeing your mom workig her ass and me still wanting handouts.

My dad is doing houseworm and renovating and stuff. Keeping himself busy while looking for a job but given his age it will be a tough nut to crack.
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>>25618329
Going to concerts and parties. Also tumbl I guess. But the concerts thing mostly
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>>25611054
Guys? Any sympathy for my woes?
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>>25611054
>money
Why did you quit?

Why did you not work?

Learn a trade?
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