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British teen dies from deodorant after using deodorant instead of showering 2016-01-09 07:29:50 Post No. 25607983
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British teen dies from deodorant after using deodorant instead of showering
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2016-01-09 07:29:50
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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/british-teen-dies-deodorant-bathing-article-1.2490418
>A British teenager who avoided showering by spraying himself with deodorant died after inhaling butane gas from the spray-on scents.
>The longtime foster care resident was said to go through a can of deodorant a week by spraying it all over himself each morning in an attempt to cover up his body odor without bathing.
>Pathologist Dr. Kareem Aboualfa told an inquest that the 16-year-old did not have any drugs or alcohol in his system and died of circulation collapse from breathing in the dangerous fumes, according to Kent Online.
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>>25607983
Holy shit
>a can of deodorant a week
I don't use deodorant (shut in), is this a lot?
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>foster care
Probably he was trying to get high inhaling it.
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>>25608059
1/7 of a can per day
seems like a lot if you ask me
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Natural selection at work, boys.
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>>25607983
>spray-on scents
Typical Chad behavior.
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White People are definitely the superior race. How on earth do you even kill yourself with deodorant? That deserves an award. A plaque needs to be adorned on his tombstone
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>>25608187
how can you tell he wasn't white?
>>25607983
>Thomas Townsend was found collapsed with 42 cans aerosol spray around him in his bedroom
holy shit
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>>25608187
bell curve niqqa
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>>25608219
It's hard to type sarcasm
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>>25607983
>Filthy autist who doesn't want to bathe dies
Nothing of value was lost. Reminds me too much of Bates to feel bad for him.
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>>25607983
I'm pretty sure no deodorants use butane as a gas. They use aerosol.
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>>25608187
As he was living in a foster care and went through that much of the stuff he was probably using it tp get high. Which makes him just as fucking stupid.
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>britbongs
not even once pham
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>>25609489
Hahaha fucking Google before you shitpost dude
Axe has always used butane
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>>25610682
We call it Lynx in bingo-bongo land, m80
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>>25607983
>died after inhaling butane gas from the spray-on scents.
That's a close one, I thought he died from being unwashed alone, then I'd really be in trouble.
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>>25607983
Axe, right?
Or, as they call it, Lynx?
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>>25607983
that's pretty sad, dead from no parents to teach hygiene. he had a short and smelly life.
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1/7th can a day, is that all
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>>25610730
I'M WALKING ON SUNSHIIIIIIINE
OHH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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>>25608083
>Probably he was trying to get high inhaling it.
This.
Same thing with those "hanging" suicides that are actually just autoerotic asphyxiation gone wrong.
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But why didnt he shower? Lel
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