Holy shit, just matched with this qt. I find her cute as fuck

Since you don't have a chance in hell just type

"Ayy bby u wan sum fuk?"

how is that person even on tinder?

Look, another another roastie slut!

Honestly anon what do you expect to get out of this but hurt and pain and destroyed expectations? Genuinely curious.

Damn, she seems like a qt. It's surprising for me to like a girl after reading her bio. I don't know what you should say because I wouldn't know what to say.

Let's just hope that you're attractive enough for her.

The photo is hiding that she's chubby. Hope you don't mind her being a bit fat.

>>25608051
this is bullshit. so people just legit have a broad face structure.

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>>25607946
>big or small? lots of people or no people?
She will respond with a ? or what?
>Planning our wedding, so what do you think?

>inb4 autismo
I bet it works, I have success on this terrible app

>>25608078
nah she def fat bro

>>25607946
She looks like Donna from Suits kek

>>25608087
>Planning our wedding, so what do you think?

Wow.......
I don't know what OP should say but you DEFINITELY shouldn't say this. Holy shit. It's like he's trying to sabotage you so that he can try his chances instead.

Message her 'wanna fukk?' and she'll respond

up 2u frm thr

>>25608078
>>25608051
yep look at her arm lol her face is actually skinny for a fatty

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>>25608106
I mean you clearly have never used tinder and dealt with basic bitches before.

You could just do this op, enjoy oc

more to come.

>>25608131
You're a legit low T faggot, did you know that

>>25608106
Nice try attempt to troll OP by saying my advice is bad. Women get hundreds of boring messages every day, if you want yours to stand out it needs to be spontaneous and different.

>>25608130
This.

You do the opposite of what they say to.get their attention

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>>25608106
Or this

>ironically I have more success on this app then you introverts

I bet money she eats that shit up.

Is that a lip ring or disgusting, haram, degenerate herpes.........

>>25608051
not op, but i actually prefer a girl to be a bit fat

i hate that preying mantis look with the skinny arms and legs

>>25608175
Maybe you're right. I don't even use stuff like Tinder so I can't really suggest anything better. All I know is, I wouldn't date a girl who wasn't disgusted by something that lame and cheesy. I think "pick up lines" in general are stupid.

>>25608175
Why are you pretending to be me? I dont need you to do that. Idgaf what op does or what that anon thinks. He can send whatever he wants.

>>25608250
Why are you pretending that I'm an imposter when I was just replying to someone replying to my post?

>>25608288
>>25608250
>tfw have no idea who the actual poster was or why it even matters

You guys are arguing over nothing, lol. Also, OP is probably gone because he figured out that he should just b himself and it probably worked. Congrats, OP.

>>25608106
>>25608150
>>25608087
>>25608175
>>25608185
>>25608288
>>25608250
If only

>very original I promise

>>25608185
No girl expects or wants to be talked to a ton on tinder and if you keep up with that kind of cutesy non funny joking she will not want to meet up

I had the most success when I asked for there number/logistics within 3 messages (got that from goodlookingloser). Before that message shit like that, few okay interactions here and there but it's just stupid

I've also seen other guys get at girls on social media/browsed a dating app of an ex before we were going out. There's a lot of people that have 'over-interactions', where they're just trying too hard and coming off unattractive/awkward like yours and you're just never going to get to meetup acting like that unless you're using a model's pic

>>25608358
I am tall and in very good shape, might be why it works.

>inb4 REEEE
What the fuck ever, I dont even care to meet chicks from tinder I just fuck with them until they unmatch me.

>>25607946
>University of Iowa

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>>25607946
>>25608440

>normiebook/sheradin.jansen

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>>25608539
>Anon.... why the fuck did you post my tinder on that evil hacker website?

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>>25608570
>Anyways, don't talk to me ever again otherwise I'm going to get Chad to kick your ass!

>>25608539
Man, don't ruin it for OP.

>>25608539
god damn i want her tongue in my asshole

>>25608587
are those ear gauges? fucking disgusting.
I hope she isn't a leftist piece of shit. sadly, a lot of theatre ppl are until they wake up and see how fucked our world is, thanks to muslims.

/pol/ over.

>>25608010
You mean: how can a hot girl be in an app that is primarily used by hot people to fuck each other?

she is obviously a bot tho

>>25608627
i didnt message her or anything, but i cant guarantee nobody else will

>>25608539
That's not very nice, you know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HZxECGu944

lol
she does seem a bit chubby but she seems nice.

>>25608387
I'm good looking, and I'm telling you that you're putting yourself in a position where you can't fail for a false ego boost and that isn't anyone

>>25608923
Ew
I'd still fuck her though

She doesn't know who it is and op might even be able to meetup just for admitting it was him/apologizing

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>>25607946
>music and theater double major

>>25609073
fuck off retarded
STEM fedora goat-fucker

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>>25609149
enjoy your expensive toilet paper

>>25608990
>ew

indeed. she does has ear gauges too. so hope OP can deal with that.

>>25609166
when will this stupid meme finally die

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>>25609189
>meme
sure thing bud

>>25609189
stemfags are insecure and need to be constantly validated because they realize that ultimately the only thing they will accomplish is making someone else rich off their work.